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A '''banana''' (''Musa acuminata'' or ''Musa balbisiana'' if it's hard and starchy) is an elongated fruit that is [[Science|scientifically and botanically]] a berry<ref>science</ref> produced by many kinds of tree looking plants, sometimes people cook them. Like eggplants, bananas are shaped like uncircumcised penises, giving them a sexual connotation. | A '''banana''' (''Musa acuminata'' or ''Musa balbisiana'' if it's hard and starchy) is an elongated fruit that is [[Science|scientifically and botanically]] a berry<ref>science</ref> produced by many kinds of tree looking plants, sometimes people cook them. Like eggplants, bananas are shaped like uncircumcised penises, giving them a sexual connotation. | ||
It is [[best known for]] being associated with niggers and monkeys (ev&o they are the same thing) with them eating bananas 24/7 incessantly and containing potassium, which is good for your body. Make sure to eat them | It is [[best known for]] being associated with niggers and monkeys (ev&o they are the same thing) with them eating bananas 24/7 incessantly and containing potassium, which is good for your body. Make sure to eat them at least daily, nusoi. {{Glowtext|They are also slightly radioactive.}} | ||
[[Quote]], the current administrator of the sharty, is sometimes depicted wearing a bowl of banana split ice cream on his head, and Mustard, the current manager, self-inserts as [[Bapepe]], which is also a banana. | [[Quote]], the current administrator of the sharty, is sometimes depicted wearing a bowl of banana split ice cream on his head, and Mustard, the current manager, self-inserts as [[Bapepe]], which is also a banana. | ||
Revision as of 16:02, 14 July 2026
A banana (Musa acuminata or Musa balbisiana if it's hard and starchy) is an elongated fruit that is scientifically and botanically a berry[1] produced by many kinds of tree looking plants, sometimes people cook them. Like eggplants, bananas are shaped like uncircumcised penises, giving them a sexual connotation.
It is best known for being associated with niggers and monkeys (ev&o they are the same thing) with them eating bananas 24/7 incessantly and containing potassium, which is good for your body. Make sure to eat them at least daily, nusoi. They are also slightly radioactive.
Quote, the current administrator of the sharty, is sometimes depicted wearing a bowl of banana split ice cream on his head, and Mustard, the current manager, self-inserts as Bapepe, which is also a banana.
History
The earliest documentation of bananas can date as early as before the Papuans (redskins that grew them) got colonized by Austronesian speakers, many of those bananas have been collected by an archeological site.
Bananas used to have hard seeds and small size, since they were obviously grew in the wild, but that changed centuries later when bananas were now culinary.
Gallery of bananas
Snopes
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 "Once I've had enough I'm going to JSID instead of passing it on or selling it." |
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