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{{Distinguish|[[LeBron James]]}}
{{Distinguish|[[LeBron James]]}}
[[File:1033 - 2ae2fbdb3e19170cf438e450b244e5ae.png|thumb|Honorary [[Cobson|Cob]] Gemmington, 1 of 9 Soypreme Court Judges. The Soypreme Court has the penultimate say on what is fact and what is fiction, only being outranked by [[Snopes]] himself.]]
A '''fact''' is a claim that [[Soy Community|fact checkers]], [[Dr. Soyswedeson|experts]], and [[Dr. Fauci]] widely agree to be true.


It is not to be confused with a [[factoid]], which is a [[lie]] presented like a fact.
[[File:1033 - 2ae2fbdb3e19170cf438e450b244e5ae.png|thumb|Honorary [[Cob]] Gemmington, 1 of 9 Soypreme Court Judges. The Soypreme Court has the penultimate say on what is fact and what is fiction, only being outranked by [[Snopes]] itself.]]


[[Truthnuke|This article exists for the sole purpose of linking to it.]]
A '''fact''' is a claim that [[Soy Community|fact-checkers]], [[Dr. Soyswedeson|experts]], and [[Dr. Fauci]] widely agree to be true.
 
It is not to be confused with a [[factoid]], which is a [[lie]] presented as fact.
 
[[TRVTH|This article exists for the sole purpose of linking to it]].


== Characteristics of a Fact ==
== Characteristics of a Fact ==
[[File:'bron.gif|thumb|[[fax]]]]
[[File:'bron.gif|thumb|[[fax]]]]
A fact must meet the criteria of <s>3</s> 1 rule in order to be approved by the Soypreme Court:
 
A fact must meet the criteria of <s>3</s> 1 rule<s>s</s> in order to be approved by the Soypreme Court:


<s>
<s>
# It's been fact checked by [[Snopes]].
# It's been fact-checked by [[Snopes]].
# There has had several [[Peer-reviewed study|peer reviewed studies]] conducted to back up their claim.
# There has had several [[Peer-reviewed study|peer reviewed studies]] conducted to back up their claim.
# The [[Scientific Method]] has been repeated on the "fact" in question at least 1000 times and produced consistent results.</s>
# The [[Scientific Method]] has been repeated on the "fact" in question at least 1000 times and produced consistent results.</s>
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Additionally, a celebratory [[soyduel]] may be carried out to commemorate the passage of a fact into truth; however, this is a special ceremony and is only reserved for the truest of facts.
Additionally, a celebratory [[soyduel]] may be carried out to commemorate the passage of a fact into truth; however, this is a special ceremony and is only reserved for the truest of facts.


== List of Facts ==
==List of facts==
 
*[[Gem|This article]] [[Hazbin Hotel|has been]] [[rape]]d [[death|to death by]] [[linker]]s.
*[[Gem|This article]] [[ESL|has been]] [[Rape|raped]] [[death|to death by]] [[Soyjak_Wiki:Linker|linkers.]]
*[[Cobson|HWABAG.]]<ref name=":0">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-50/https://www.snopes.com:443/fact-check/</ref><ref name=":1">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-50/https://cf.mickai.me:443/f5d0d3c50eacdc9d30bc825d.html</ref><ref name=":2">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-49/https://www.nlm.nih.gov:443/oet/ed/stats/03-700.html</ref>
*[[Cobson|HWABAG.]]<ref name=":0">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-50/https://www.snopes.com:443/fact-check/</ref><ref name=":1">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-50/https://cf.mickai.me:443/f5d0d3c50eacdc9d30bc825d.html</ref><ref name=":2">https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-49/https://www.nlm.nih.gov:443/oet/ed/stats/03-700.html</ref>
* <s>The [[Dancing swede.mp4|CP spam]] WILL subside.</s> And it subsided.
*<s>The [[Dancing swede.mp4|CP spam]] WILL subside.</s> And it subsided.
*[[Sproke]] for [[Breakfast For Dinner|breakfast]] is a healthy and enriching meal that will give you all the nutrients you need to start off right.
*[[Sproke]] for [[Breakfast For Dinner|breakfast]] is a healthy and enriching meal that will give you all the nutrients you need to start off right.
*'''[[Trannies|You Will Never Be A Woman]].'''{{margerald|Marge... Most nusois are men.}}
*'''[[YWNBAW|You will never be a woman]]'''
*Zero equals infinity<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-59/https://cf.mickai.me:443/a3c4c25f7d6e4c4e9d0170e5.html</ref>
*Zero equals infinity<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-59/https://cf.mickai.me:443/a3c4c25f7d6e4c4e9d0170e5.html</ref>
*[[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]] [[The 'ack|WON]]<ref name=":0" /><ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2" />
*[[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]] [[The 'ack|WON]]<ref name=":0" /><ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2" />
*[[You]] are intelligent.{{CitationNeeded|You just are, ok?}}
*[[You]] are intelligent.{{CitationNeeded|you just are, ok?}}
*You will NOT eat the [[bugs]].
*You will NOT eat the [[bugs]].
*You will NOT live in a pod.
*You will NOT live in a pod.
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*Don't drink the sproke. They put something in it to make you forget. I don't even know how I got here.
*Don't drink the sproke. They put something in it to make you forget. I don't even know how I got here.
*[[Nophono|Ghit Dellino cares aubod]]
*[[Nophono|Ghit Dellino cares aubod]]
*[[Truthnuke|The average Sharty poster is more attractive than the average 4chan poster due to Soyjaks indirectly promoting self-awareness about one's own appearance and hygiene]].
*[[TRVTH|The average Sharty poster is more attractive than the average 4chan poster due to Soyjaks indirectly promoting self-awareness about one's own appearance and hygiene]].
*'''[[Everything I don't like|EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE]] IS ANTIMATTER'''
*'''[[Everything I don't like|EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE]] IS ANTIMATTER'''
*[[Nothing ever happens]]
*[[Nothing ever happens]]
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File:Cobson fact.png
File:Cobson fact.png
</gallery>
</gallery>
{{Reflist}}
{{Reflist}}

Revision as of 16:08, 11 August 2026

>Though maybe you were looking for LeBron James?
Honorary Cob Gemmington, 1 of 9 Soypreme Court Judges. The Soypreme Court has the penultimate say on what is fact and what is fiction, only being outranked by Snopes itself.

A fact is a claim that fact-checkers, experts, and Dr. Fauci widely agree to be true.

It is not to be confused with a factoid, which is a lie presented as fact.

This article exists for the sole purpose of linking to it.

Characteristics of a Fact

fax

A fact must meet the criteria of 3 1 rules in order to be approved by the Soypreme Court:

  1. It's been fact-checked by Snopes.
  2. There has had several peer reviewed studies conducted to back up their claim.
  3. The Scientific Method has been repeated on the "fact" in question at least 1000 times and produced consistent results.
  4. Whoever you disagree with disagrees with whatever the fact in question is

Additionally, a celebratory soyduel may be carried out to commemorate the passage of a fact into truth; however, this is a special ceremony and is only reserved for the truest of facts.

List of facts

Gallery

Snopes

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-50/https://www.snopes.com:443/fact-check/
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-50/https://cf.mickai.me:443/f5d0d3c50eacdc9d30bc825d.html
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-49/https://www.nlm.nih.gov:443/oet/ed/stats/03-700.html
  4. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-59/https://cf.mickai.me:443/a3c4c25f7d6e4c4e9d0170e5.html
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