SNCA:Fax

>Though maybe you were looking for Fact?

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Fax (short for facsimile), sometimes called telecopying or telefax, is the transmission of scanned printed material (both text and images), normally to a telephone number connected to a printer or other output device. The original document is scanned with a fax machine (or a telecopier), which processes the contents (text or images) as a single fixed graphic image, converting it into a bitmap, and then transmitting it through the telephone system in the form of audio-frequency tones. The receiving fax machine interprets the tones and reconstructs the image, printing a paper copy. Early systems used direct conversions of image darkness to audio tone in a continuous or analog manner. Since the 1980s, most machines transmit an audio-encoded digital representation of the page, using data compression to transmit areas that are all-white or all-black, more quickly.

With fax, you can send ASCIIjaks or TTD threats to troons who have it. If you don't have a fax machine, you can use services like faxzero.com to send hanging troonjaks for free. Alternatively, most public libraries and office stores will have a public fax machine at a charge.

Origin[edit | edit source]

The true origins of the fax machine have been censored heavily. However the true story is that the first fax machine was invented by Soylexander Bell or something. Originally, he used the machine to create the first soyquotes ever and the first electronic soyduel using telegraphic communication. It was fun for about 15 minutes but then their boss told them to get back to work. So they threw it out the window onto some homeless lady fracturing her skull.

That's when some guy found it in a dumpster and decided to sell it for 10 gorillion dollars. Eventually other companies started ripping off the idea and Soylexander Bell was never credited for his work or for being the first person to electronically soy duel someone. Due to the original use of the machine being for soyduels, it was extremely bad at doing anything else. Being a selfish little fuck, the thief hired someone from Germany in exchange for a homosexual blowjob in order to improve it, using chemicals from Germany which according to scientific studies might be on the Europe continent or something.

Unfortunately, due to a miscommunication with the German guy, he had built a gas machine instead of a fax machine, wasting almost 80 years of progress. At that point Soylexander Bell killed himself like a selfish little fuck.

IDK what happens next ask your grandfather.

What is this Ohio ahh boomer article bruh 💀💀💀 nigga yapping for NO REASON. I'm finna show this unc some shit he can actually use omm.

How To Rizz Up a 10/10 Gyatt 🔥🔥🔥🍑 (i.e. Livvy Dunne, or whatever whore people talk about now)

Step 1. Go to a place where people work at, such as Barnes and Noble or McDonald's or something.

2. Find a girl who you think is cute.

3. Talk to her about stuff like her job and her interests. Stay as professional as possible, keeping eye contact and speaking softly helps.

4. Talk for as long as you can until she gives a forced laugh at some unfunny joke you made. At this point, interrupt the natural flow of the conversation and ask if her hymen is still intact, then she will either:

A. Say that it is, in which case you should cop her digits.

B. Say that it isn't, in which case you should call her a dryed-up fleshlight for BBC and then go home and jerk off to a girl that kinda looks like her on the 'hub. Realizing the error of your ways, go to your priest/pastor/Iman/physics professor and tell him what you did and follow whatever instructions he gives to start the process of healing from your self-destructive actions.

This works 100% of the time btw unless you don't talk to a lot of women in which case you'll be stuck on stage 3.