SNCA:Fax
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Fax (short for facsimile), sometimes called telecopying or telefax or SNCA technology, is the transmission of scanned printed material (both text and images), normally to a telephone number connected to a printer or other output device. The original document is scanned with a fax machine (or a telecopier), which processes the contents (text or images) as a single fixed graphic image, converting it into a bitmap, and then transmitting it through the telephone system in the form of audio-frequency tones. The receiving fax machine interprets the tones and reconstructs the image, printing a paper copy. Early systems used direct conversions of image darkness to audio tone in a continuous or analog manner. Since the 1980s, most machines transmit an audio-encoded digital representation of the page, using data compression to transmit areas that are all-white or all-black, more quickly.
With fax you can send ASCIIjaks or TTD threats to troons who have it. If you don't have a fax machine, you can use services like faxzero.com to send hanging troonjaks for free. Alternatively, most public libraries and office stores will have a public fax machine at a charge.
Origin[edit | edit source]
The true origins of the fax machine have been erased or changed by people however the true story is that
The first fax machine invented by by 2 Swedish people Mathew Cash and soyander bell or something. Originally they used the used the machine to create the first soyquotes ever and the first electronic soyduel using telegraphic communication through a phone number. It was fun for about 15 minutes but then there boss told them to get back to work. so they threw it out the window onto some homeless lady fracturing her skull.
That's when some guy found it in a dumpster and decided to sell it for 10 gorrllion dollars for a piece of shit machine. Eventually other companies started ripping off the idea and soyannder bell was never credited for his work or being the first person to electronically soy duel someone. Due to the orginal use of the machine to soyduel, it was extremely bad at doing anything else. Being a selfish little fuck he hired someone from Germany in exchange for a homosexual blowjob in order to improve it. Using chemicals from Germany which according to scientific studies might be on the Europe continent or something, i don't fucking know and after 80 years he came back to soyannder.
Unfortunately due a miscommunication with the German guy he had built a gas machine instead of a fax machine wasting almost 80 years of progress. At that point soyannder bell killed himself like a selfish little fuck.
idk what happens next ask your grandfather.
What is thiss Ohio ahh boomer article bruh 💀💀💀 nigga yapping for NO REASON. I'm finna show this unc some shit he can actually use omm.
How To Rizz Up a 10/10 Gyatt 🔥🔥🔥🍑 (i.e. Livvy Dunn or whatever whore people talk about now)
Step 1. Go to a place where young people work at, such as Barnes and Noble or Olive Garden or something.
2. Find a girl who think is cute.
3. Talk to her exclusively about the job she is meant to perform. Stay as professional as possible, avoiding eye contact and speak softly helps.
4. Talk for as long as you can until she gives a forced laugh at some unfunny joke you made. At this point, interrupt the natural flow of the conversation and ask if her hymen is still intact, then she will either:
A. Say that it is, in which case you should cop her digits.
B. Say that it isn't, in which case you should call her a dryed-up fleshlight for BBC and then go home and jerk off to a girl that kinda looks like her on the 'hub. Realizing the error of your ways, go to your priest/pastor/Iman/physics professor and tell him what you did and follow whatever instructions he gives to start the process of healing from your self-destructive actions.
This works 100% of the time btw unless you don't talk to a lot of women in which case you'll be stuck on stage 3.
