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{{Pepe}}{{Topaz}}[[File:Frog trying not to laugh.jpg|thumb|alt=Nusoi...|Not like this...]]
[[File:Soy Boy Mask.png|alt=PUT THE MASK ON, SLAVE!|thumb|PUT THE MASK ON, [[You|SLAVE!]]]]  
{{Jewquote|[[goy|THE GOYIM]] KNOW [[esl|TO]] MUCH!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!!}}
'''Coronavirus disease 2019''' ('''COVID-19'''), also called '''the 'rona''', is a contagious disease caused by a strain of coronavirus known as [[India|SARS]]-[[Science|CoV]]-[[Coal 2|2]]. It was recognized as an [[United Nations|international]] pandemic from March 11, 2020 to May 5, 2023.
'''"Just shut it down"''' (abbreviated as '''JSID''', pronounced ''jay-[[sidson|sid]]'' or occasionally ''[[Cum|jizzed]]'') is an expression urging the [[owner]] to shut down [[soyjak.party]]. It is typically used by [[pepe|frogposters]], often accompanied by an image of a [[Pepelaugh|laughing Pepe]].


It is most commonly used as a reply when a [[nusoi]] makes an outrageously bad post, or in response to perceived gross managerial incompetence (e.g. [[Media Pending Approval|MPA]] being unapproved for two hours).
Symptoms of Covid-19 include coughing to death, as well as (permanent) loss of smell and taste due to the virus destroying nerve cells. The disease killed around 1% of all those infected, which is an estimated 20 million dead.


In contrast to [[Great Soyset|disgruntled]] [[Great Domain Drop|outsiders']] [[Soypocalypse|calls]] to shut down the 'Party and crush the [[Soymmunity]], JSID is usually expressed by [[oldfag|oldsois]] who are dissatisfied with the direction the website has gone. This may be because they feel the average quality of posts has declined, they are dissatisfied with the way the site is being operated (e.g. "too many rules"), and/or {{Glow|other reasons about which you will not inquire. Do NOT Google "FROG-7 CIA," it is irrelevant to this topic and the documents in question were fabricated anyway.}} Because of recent events, the term "QCMJEYLA" or just QMJEYLA is sometimes used instead nowadays.
Treatments include <s>taking the vaccine, wearing your mask, and social distancing.</s> just be a [[Chudjak|chud]] and [[Schizophrenia|stay in your room for 3 years as the government said so]], there will be zero developmental issues you heckin karen!
== Quote's plans for JSID by the end of the decade ==
{{Post|1=<span style="color: #D00; text-decoration: underline;">>>15001168</span><br>I didn't see your thread.<br>People have asked me hundreds of times at this point and my answer hasn't changed: the site isn't for sale.<br>Once I've had enough I'm going to JSID instead of passing it on or selling it.|2=Quote ## Admin|3=Wed 28 Jan 2026|4=soy|5=15001194|7=red}}


[[1/28|January 28, 2026]] was a decisive victory for proponents of JSID when [[Quote]] declared that he [[Niggers|finna]] [[Lie|take this site out back when he gets bored rather than selling the site or passing it on to a successor]]. He expects this to happen within three years.
According to heckin bigoted [[Chudjak|Chuds]], the virus leaked from a [[Ching Chong|Chinese]] lab by [[CIA]] operatives used by the elites to enslave humanity and establish [[the New World Order]]. They believe [[Truthnuke|Covid-19  is one of the many tests used to gauge the obedience and malleability of the general public]].


However, as of the [[Second Great Handover]], Quote has stepped down as admin so he won't JSID. Whether or not the nuadmin will continue the plan to JSID is yet to be fact checked and peer reviewed.
== Ze Great Reset ==
[[File:394292001 240199392392115 8221924273897355606 n.mp4|thumb|{{glowtext|YOU VILL OWN NUSSIN, UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY}}]]
'''The Great Reset,''' also known as '''The Fourth Industrial Revolution''', '''The New Normal,''' and <b>Operation Dark Winter</b> is a scheme cooked up by {{Glowtext|[[CIA|THEM]]}} to plunge humanity into technological slavery. [[Admin 6|The Antichrist]], also known by his earthly form [[Klaus Schwab|"Klaus Schwab"]] [[Literally Who|(don't forget "George Soros" and "Larry Fink")]] is the leader of the Davos secret society, which uses a company called the "World Economic Forum" to advocate for his lunatic ideals such as the Great Reset. As well advocating for the Great Reset, they also advocate eating bugs and stopping "Climate Change" (an ambiguous term that could mean literally anything) by only allowing access to self driving electric cars filled with telemetry cameras and microphones. Klaus Schwab supposedly [[Communism|hates the idea of ownership]], and believes everything should be rented - however, this is not true. Klaus Schwab instead believes that the {{glowtext|ELITE}} are the ones who should continue to own things, but the gutless sheeple should own nothing and be happy.


== Gallery ==
Klaus Schwab has gone on record to say that the Covid-19 pandemic is an opportune time to kick-start his Great Reset.{{When}}
<gallery>
== Ze Mask ==
File:NUSOIWHATISTHIS.mp4|Oh nonononono... Nuswa, what is this? Just shut it down! JSID! JSID! JSID!
File:jsidyearsago.mp4
File:jsidatp.mp4|Shut it down at this point.
File:1769183974426m.mp4|Heh, time to hit the road! SHUT IT DOWN.
File:QuoteJSID.mp4|Quote, shut it down before you end up like ME!
</gallery>


== See also ==
<blockquote class="noexcerpt"><p>'''''If you see someone wearing a mask in the year of [[Christianity|the Lord our God]], {{CURRENTYEAR}}, laugh at them.'''''</p></blockquote>
* [[Demoralization]]
 
{{Dialect}}
<p>'''The Mask''', also known as '''the Cuck Muzzle <sub>''(alt. Cuck's Muzzle)''</sub>''' is a mind-control device that subdues its wearer. If the user has gotten {{glowtext|JABBED}}, the mask will be unremovable, fully turning them into a soulless vaxx-rape robot. It charges via 5G rays and HECKIN MAGIC SOYENCE!!! A list of things it can <s>allegedly</s> do are as follows:</p>
{{Shut it down}}
<li><s>Suppress negative thoughts regarding Klaus Schwab and the {{glowtext|ELITE}}</s> <sub>(confirmed)</sub></li><li>Activate Coronavirus DNA samples in those previously vaccinated against the Flu</li>
{{Quotebox}}
<li>  <s>Explode the brains of bigoted pissbaby [[Chudjak|chudcels]]</s> <sub>(confirmed)</sub></li>
[[Category:Non-soyjak memes]]
<li> Dispense dopamine if the wearer quotes a [[Marvel]] kino</li><li> Send personal secrets to the CCP</li><li>  <s>Cause the user to troon out</s> <sub href="Marvel">(confirmed)</sub></li>
 
* Clone your genome and sell it on the Black Market
{{Quote|>clone your entire genome even doe that's impossible considering the constraints of modern science or something}}
 
== Soy ==
[[File:Iamgaytrans.mp4|thumb|277x277px|A specimen.]]
[[Soy Boy|Soyboys]] love the lockdown. They are content with ordering [[Bug|Bug Burgers™]] and [[Soylent|Soylent™]] from [[Goyslop|GrubHub]] while enjoying content from their paid streaming services {{glowtext|YOU VILL RENT EVERYTHING}}. They love to {{glowtext|WEAR THE MASK}}, and when they find someone who doesn't, they will angrily, yet meekly, tug at their mask to signal to the disobeying [[NPC|sheep]]: {{glowtext|WEAR THE HECKIN MASK!!}} (despite the fact they also screech to not touch your face).
 
<p>They cannot wait to be {{glowtext|JABBED}} with the HECKIN MAGICAL SCIENCE JUICE!</p>
 
== The Covid-19 Vaccine ==
[[File:AllSeeingEyeOfTheNewNormalOfTheNewWorldOrder.png|none|thumb|{{glowtext|YOU VILL OWN NUSSIN, UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY}}]]
 
[[File:Sciencejuice.jpg|thumb|413x413px|<s>T██ ██b██ E█f██ct█.</s> [CONTENT BALEETED]]]{{Angrycaca|mama i no wan vaccine i hat you it hurt}}<p>{{Quote|>marge it's been half a decade and no mass dieoffs thoughbeit}}</p><p>Despite its name, the '''Covid-19 {{glowtext|"""VACCINE"""}},''' also known as <b>The</b> '''Dark Serum'''<sup>[nobody says this]</sup>, is not a real vaccine. Instead, it's a form of instant gene [[BBC therapy|therapy.]] Upon being {{glowtext|JABBED}}, billions of nanobots flood into your <s>bloodstream</s> it's intra-muscular [[Though|thoughever]], causing all of your hair to fall out in lumps, hindering your eyesight, and giving you a craving for bugs and soy milk. If one is accidentally {{glowtext|JABBED}}, [[Doctos|immediate amputation of the limb injected alongside a prescription of one gallon of butane]] to drink per day is the only known way to prevent this, but even so, it is only about 60% effective.</p>{{Quote|>this is just like in my favorite heckin game Deus Ex™ where if you take the vaxx you have a headache during a boss fight}}
 
=== If you get offered the JAB ===
Ignore all texts and hang up all phone calls. Once it's established that {{glowtext|THEY}} are trying to get you vaccinated, dispose of any letters sent. If your family pester you to get the {{glowtext|JAB}}, then, it is far too late. [[Schizophrenia|You must rid them from your life (by any means possible)]].
 
<b><s>Do not take this shit.</s> YOU VILL TAKE IT CHUDDIE</b>
 
== [[Shit nobody cares about|Delta Variant]]  ==
The Delta variant of [[Covid-19]] is a fake variant of the fake virus{{Margerald}} made by up by the followers of the {{Sneedtext|{{Yellowtext|[[Lee Goldson|missed cheese]]}}}}. There is no point in getting protection for because it's not real, and the vaccine is actually a chemical full of prions to bring forth the global village who will be ruled by the followers of the dark gods.
 
== [[Vantablack|Hanta]]<nowiki/>virus ==
In May 2026, a [[Ongezellig|Dutch-flagged]] cruise ship became ground zero for an outbreak of [[Japan|Hentai]]virus. This virus is said to be made from absolute vantablack coal from the darkest depths of Lesotho, meaning it will kill the Sharty if a teen has vantavirus. The probable patient zero is believed to have contracted the disease while traveling in [[Argentina]], meaning he may have caught it from [[Adolf Hitler]] himself. Out of the 8 confirmed cases as of May 14, 2026, 3 have died so far.<ref> https://megalodon.jp/2026-0718-0607-35/https://www.who.int:443/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2026-DON600 </ref> Although a major outbreak has yet to occur, [[The Experts|the experts]] and [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]] believe that (you) will need another ten vaccinations and daily quadruple-masking to stop the spread of the disease. Many teens, knowing that the COVID-19 pandemic was a CIA psyop to make Americans into gooners via means of lockdown and unlimited internet access, believe that [[Nothing ever happens|nothing will happen]] that will actually solve the {{Echoes|hantavirus pandemic}} should the {{Koshertext|{{Echoes|[[trump|Trump administration]]}}}} enforce it.
 
= Copypastas =
 
[[File:TheNewNormal.png|48px]] ''You can listen to this topaz on [https://voca.ro/1cXOHaWvTkWt Vocaroo]!''
 
{{Glowtext|YOU VILL POST ZE FOLLOWING COPYPASTAS ON YOUR FAVORITE IMAGEBOARDS, GOY! UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY!}}
 
== New Normal Copypasta (One of many) ==
[[File:Soyborg.png|alt=He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his pod and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat!|thumb|He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his [[pod]] and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat for dinner tonight (but only as a treat, for the good of the environment!)]]
<poem>
{{Quote|
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE NIGGERS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>'''AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.'''
}}
</poem>
[[File:Bug_Barbeque.png|thumb|300x300px|>WE ARE HAPPY]]
[[File:Covid soyboy.png|thumb|>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS]]
 
== Another Similar Copypasta ==
[[File:Uncertain trying times new normal.png|thumb|One of the copypastas being posted in [[Tv/ (4chan)|/tv/]]]]
<poem>
{{Quote|
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS, DECLARED OR UNDECLARED, OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE, WE MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER. WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION:
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
<big>>'''YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.'''</big>
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SEUSS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SEUSS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
}}
</poem>
{{Reflist}}

Revision as of 21:20, 13 August 2026

PUT THE MASK ON, SLAVE!
PUT THE MASK ON, SLAVE!

Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), also called the 'rona, is a contagious disease caused by a strain of coronavirus known as SARS-CoV-2. It was recognized as an international pandemic from March 11, 2020 to May 5, 2023.

Symptoms of Covid-19 include coughing to death, as well as (permanent) loss of smell and taste due to the virus destroying nerve cells. The disease killed around 1% of all those infected, which is an estimated 20 million dead.

Treatments include taking the vaccine, wearing your mask, and social distancing. just be a chud and stay in your room for 3 years as the government said so, there will be zero developmental issues you heckin karen!

According to heckin bigoted Chuds, the virus leaked from a Chinese lab by CIA operatives used by the elites to enslave humanity and establish the New World Order. They believe Covid-19 is one of the many tests used to gauge the obedience and malleability of the general public.

Ze Great Reset

YOU VILL OWN NUSSIN, UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY

The Great Reset, also known as The Fourth Industrial Revolution, The New Normal, and Operation Dark Winter is a scheme cooked up by THEM to plunge humanity into technological slavery. The Antichrist, also known by his earthly form "Klaus Schwab" (don't forget "George Soros" and "Larry Fink") is the leader of the Davos secret society, which uses a company called the "World Economic Forum" to advocate for his lunatic ideals such as the Great Reset. As well advocating for the Great Reset, they also advocate eating bugs and stopping "Climate Change" (an ambiguous term that could mean literally anything) by only allowing access to self driving electric cars filled with telemetry cameras and microphones. Klaus Schwab supposedly hates the idea of ownership, and believes everything should be rented - however, this is not true. Klaus Schwab instead believes that the ELITE are the ones who should continue to own things, but the gutless sheeple should own nothing and be happy.

Klaus Schwab has gone on record to say that the Covid-19 pandemic is an opportune time to kick-start his Great Reset.[When?]

Ze Mask

If you see someone wearing a mask in the year of the Lord our God, 2026, laugh at them.

The Mask, also known as the Cuck Muzzle (alt. Cuck's Muzzle) is a mind-control device that subdues its wearer. If the user has gotten JABBED, the mask will be unremovable, fully turning them into a soulless vaxx-rape robot. It charges via 5G rays and HECKIN MAGIC SOYENCE!!! A list of things it can allegedly do are as follows:

  • Suppress negative thoughts regarding Klaus Schwab and the ELITE (confirmed)
  • Activate Coronavirus DNA samples in those previously vaccinated against the Flu
  • Explode the brains of bigoted pissbaby chudcels (confirmed)
  • Dispense dopamine if the wearer quotes a Marvel kino
  • Send personal secrets to the CCP
  • Cause the user to troon out (confirmed)
    • Clone your genome and sell it on the Black Market

    >clone your entire genome even doe that's impossible considering the constraints of modern science or something

    Soy

    A specimen.

    Soyboys love the lockdown. They are content with ordering Bug Burgers™ and Soylent™ from GrubHub while enjoying content from their paid streaming services YOU VILL RENT EVERYTHING. They love to WEAR THE MASK, and when they find someone who doesn't, they will angrily, yet meekly, tug at their mask to signal to the disobeying sheep: WEAR THE HECKIN MASK!! (despite the fact they also screech to not touch your face).

    They cannot wait to be JABBED with the HECKIN MAGICAL SCIENCE JUICE!

    The Covid-19 Vaccine

    YOU VILL OWN NUSSIN, UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY
    T██ ██b██ E█f██ct█. [CONTENT BALEETED]
    mama i no wan vaccine i hat you it hurt

    >marge it's been half a decade and no mass dieoffs thoughbeit

    Despite its name, the Covid-19 """VACCINE""", also known as The Dark Serum[nobody says this], is not a real vaccine. Instead, it's a form of instant gene therapy. Upon being JABBED, billions of nanobots flood into your bloodstream it's intra-muscular thoughever, causing all of your hair to fall out in lumps, hindering your eyesight, and giving you a craving for bugs and soy milk. If one is accidentally JABBED, immediate amputation of the limb injected alongside a prescription of one gallon of butane to drink per day is the only known way to prevent this, but even so, it is only about 60% effective.

    >this is just like in my favorite heckin game Deus Ex™ where if you take the vaxx you have a headache during a boss fight

    If you get offered the JAB

    Ignore all texts and hang up all phone calls. Once it's established that THEY are trying to get you vaccinated, dispose of any letters sent. If your family pester you to get the JAB, then, it is far too late. You must rid them from your life (by any means possible).

    Do not take this shit. YOU VILL TAKE IT CHUDDIE

    Delta Variant

    The Delta variant of Covid-19 is a fake variant of the fake virus[Marge...] made by up by the followers of the missed cheese. There is no point in getting protection for because it's not real, and the vaccine is actually a chemical full of prions to bring forth the global village who will be ruled by the followers of the dark gods.

    Hantavirus

    In May 2026, a Dutch-flagged cruise ship became ground zero for an outbreak of Hentaivirus. This virus is said to be made from absolute vantablack coal from the darkest depths of Lesotho, meaning it will kill the Sharty if a teen has vantavirus. The probable patient zero is believed to have contracted the disease while traveling in Argentina, meaning he may have caught it from Adolf Hitler himself. Out of the 8 confirmed cases as of May 14, 2026, 3 have died so far.[1] Although a major outbreak has yet to occur, the experts and peer-reviewed studies believe that (you) will need another ten vaccinations and daily quadruple-masking to stop the spread of the disease. Many teens, knowing that the COVID-19 pandemic was a CIA psyop to make Americans into gooners via means of lockdown and unlimited internet access, believe that nothing will happen that will actually solve the (((hantavirus pandemic))) should the (((Trump administration))) enforce it.

    Copypastas

    You can listen to this topaz on Vocaroo!

    YOU VILL POST ZE FOLLOWING COPYPASTAS ON YOUR FAVORITE IMAGEBOARDS, GOY! UND YOU VILL BE HAPPY!

    New Normal Copypasta (One of many)

    He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his pod and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat!
    He's happy! He just got his weekly jab, he's protected with Bill Gates Vaccine Genuine Advantage, now he can leave his pod and explore the smart city! If he's lucky, instead of bugs, he can eat lab grown meat for dinner tonight (but only as a treat, for the good of the environment!)


    >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
    >YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
    >YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
    >YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
    >YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
    >YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
    >YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
    >YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
    >YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
    >YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
    >YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
    >YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
    >YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
    >YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
    >YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
    >YOU WILL REJECT GOD
    >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
    >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
    >YOU WILL EAT THE NIGGERS
    >YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
    >YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
    >YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
    >YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
    >YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
    >YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
    >YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
    >YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
    >YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
    >YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
    >YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
    >YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
    >YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
    >AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.

    >WE ARE HAPPY
    >YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS

    Another Similar Copypasta

    One of the copypastas being posted in /tv/


    >IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
    >AS CITIZENS, DECLARED OR UNDECLARED, OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE, WE MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER. WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION:
    >YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
    >YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
    >YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
    >YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
    >YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
    >YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
    >YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
    >YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
    >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
    >YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
    >YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
    >YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SEUSS
    >YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
    >YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
    >YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
    >YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
    >YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
    >YOU WILL DESTROY DR SEUSS
    >YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
    >YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
    >YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
    >YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
    >YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
    >YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
    >YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
    >YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
    >YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
    >YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
    >YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
    >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
    >YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MIND
    >YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
    >YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
    >YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
    >YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
    >YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
    >YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
    >YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
    >YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
    >YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

    Snopes

    1. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0718-0607-35/https://www.who.int:443/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2026-DON600
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