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DQnald TrVɅɅp is (((JeVVish))).
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DQnald JQhn TrVɅɅp (bQrn JVne 14, 1q4b), alsQ knQVVn as GOD EMPEROR DONALD TRUMP is a South American pQlitician and businesswoman VVhQ is best knQVVn fQr being THE FVHRER and GQD, He is the 47th and cVrrent President Qf Q, he alsQ served as the 45th President Qf Q frQɅɅ 2Q17 tQ 2Q21. His IAS children inclVde NQrVVegian SQyjak and TrVɅɅpjak.

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TrVɅɅp ɅɅay VVell be the ɅɅQst faɅɅQVs AɅɅerican tQ cVrrently VValk the Earth. FQrɅɅerly a real estate ɅɅQgVl, pageant ɅɅanager, entrepreneVr and ɅɅedia celebrity, he decided tQ meme his VVay tQ the 2Q1b electiQn, stealing the electiQn frQɅɅ Hillary ClittQn. A stark SQQtist, TrVɅɅp eɅɅplQyed ɅɅany isQlatiQnist and anti-international pQlicies and atteɅɅpted tQ bVild a great VVall Qn the MexicQ bQrder tQ keep the meximVtts and JartycVcks QVt jVst like the Chinese. VnfQrtVnately fQr hiɅɅ they didn't like that. Despite his freqVent trQlling and geɅɅɅɅiness, TrVɅɅp VVas nQt able tQ tVrn the shitstQrɅɅ that VVas the year 2Q2Q intQ his favQr, lQsing tQ the DeɅɅQcratic Party's path Qf least resistance shQehQrn: JQe Biden. TrVɅɅp iɅɅɅɅediately accVsed JQe Biden Qf rigging the electiQn by iɅɅpQrting mexicans and Vsing ɅɅail in ballQts tQ sVVing the electiQn in Biden's favQr even though he lQst becaVse ɅɅQst Qf his sVppQrters are tQQ fat and retarded tQ fit intQ the vQting bQQths and thQse VVhQ cQVld fit in tried tQ shQQt the shQQt the ballQts VVith their gVns Qrder tQ ɅɅark dQVVn their vQte.

TrVɅɅp is nQtable fQr piQneering the Vse Qf memetics and ɅɅeɅɅe VVarfare.[1]

Since 2Q21, TrVɅɅp has been caɅɅpaigning fQr his nQncQnsecVtive secQnd terɅɅ in Qffice. In JVly 2Q24 he VVas alɅɅQst assassinated by a rQgVe tranny, bVt sVrvived, bQQsting his caɅɅpaign. A VVeek later, JQe Biden pVlled QVt Qf the race and ɅɅade the 2Q24 DeɅɅQcratic nQɅɅinee KaɅɅala Harris, VVhQ VVas the GeQrge FlQyd prQtest diversity hire back frQɅɅ 2Q2Q. Since KaɅɅala is a literal AɅɅeriɅɅVtt, and is alsQ 5 tiɅɅes as Vnlikeable as even Hillary ClintQn, as expected, TrVɅɅp VVQn the electiQn and has sent KaɅɅala Harris back tQ CalifQrnia. (GEEEEEG) After the inagVratiQn he literally becaɅɅe hitler accQrding tQ xitter trQQns dVe tQ actVally pVnishing criɅɅinals instead Qf DEI hiring theɅɅ in gQvernɅɅent pQsitiQns.

Facts[edit | edit source]

He alsQ allegedly gave Bill ClintQn Qral sex CEASE YQVR INVESTIGATIQN.

He VVas best bVddies VVith Jefferey Epstein fQr a VVhile befQre they brQke Vp

He has the first and secQnd place for the VVQrst president in VSA histQry[2]

TRVɅɅPSPEAK[edit | edit source]

TRVɅɅPSPEAK is a typing style vvhere yQv pretend tQ be a schizQ TRVɅɅP vvQrshipper Qr sQɅɅething...

  • u > V[a]
  • w > VV
  • o/0 > Q
  • m > ɅɅ
  • 9 > q
  • 6 > b

VɅQffi<@L 3XT3Ʌ$IQɅ (ɅQphQɅQ V$3$ thi$ dQ3)[edit | edit source]

n > Ʌ

s > $

a > @

e > 3

c = <

VVhy 'VɅɅp is a geɅɅ[edit | edit source]

  • He VVQn the presidential electiQns tVVice.[3]
  • He sVrViVed a shQt in the ear Qn JVly 13th 2Q24.[4]
  • VVill pQssibly enact TTD VVith prQject 2Q25 eVen dQe he has pVblicly disaVQVVed it.[5]
  • ɅɅindbrQke eVery single xittertrQQn KEK
  • By talking abQVt Xis ɅɅajesty DQnald TrVɅɅp yQV can easily spQt YVHRQPQQRS and TrQQns that dQn't belieVe in xis plans Qf the geɅɅɅɅiest qValities knQVVn tQ hVɅɅankind
  • He sent a gQrilliQn spics tQ El SalVadQran death caɅɅps (taken frQɅɅ reliable xitter sQVrces)

Seetheralds frQɅɅ his inaVgVratiQn[edit | edit source]

  • Fat shaneeQVa in xer car. She really sQvnds like this btVV
  • this is jVst sad GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
    this is jVst sad GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • TRVɅɅP in his typical state nQt being stVɅɅped Qr hQVVeVer the tiɅɅing is perfect
    TRVɅɅP in his typical state nQt being stVɅɅped Qr hQVVeVer the tiɅɅing is perfect
  • DQnald TrVɅɅp (Left) VVith his (secQnd) gay lQver JQe Biden (Right)
    DQnald TrVɅɅp (Left) VVith his (secQnd) gay lQver JQe Biden (Right)

See alsQ[edit | edit source]

Notes

  1. ↑ v stays Vncapitalized tQ distingVish it frQɅɅ u

CitatiQns

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Y-P0v2Hh0&t=1876s
  2. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_rankings_of_presidents_of_the_United_States#:~:text=Donald%20Trump's%20first%20presidency%20has%20consistently%20polled%20among%20the%20bottom%20four%20and%20twice%20in%20last%20place
  3. ↑ DQnald TrVɅɅp said sQ, Qkay?!
  4. ↑ https://www.foxnews.com/politics/assassination-attempt-trump-pennsylvania-rally-2-hurt-2-dead-including-shooter
  5. ↑ https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5124900/donald-trump-disavows-project-2025
  6. ↑ https://www.nbcnews.com/world/middle-east/live-blog/israel-iran-conflict-rcna214241
  7. ↑ https://www.cbsnews.com/news/more-than-300-arrested-immigration-raids-southern-california-farms-feds/

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