CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Fact

A fact is a claim that fact-checkers, experts, and Dr. Fauci widely agree to be true.
It is not to be confused with a factoid, which is a lie presented as fact.
Every truthnuke is a fact, although not every fact is a truthnuke.
This article exists for the sole purpose of linking to it.
Characteristics of a Fact[edit | edit source]

A fact must meet the criteria of 3 1 rules in order to be approved by the Soypreme Court:
- It's been fact-checked by Snopes.
- There has had several peer reviewed studies conducted to back up their claim.
The Scientific Method has been repeated on the "fact" in question at least 1000 times and produced consistent results.- Whoever you disagree with disagrees with whatever the fact in question is
Additionally, a celebratory soyduel may be carried out to commemorate the passage of a fact into truth; however, this is a special ceremony and is only reserved for the truest of facts.
List of facts[edit | edit source]
- This article has been raped to death by linkers.
- HWABAG.[1][2][3]
The CP spam WILL subside.And it subsided.- Sproke for breakfast is a healthy and enriching meal that will give you all the nutrients you need to start off right.
- You will never be a woman
- Zero equals infinity[4]
- /qa/ WON[1][2][3]
- You are intelligent.[you just are, ok?]
- You will NOT eat the bugs.
- You will NOT live in a pod.
- You will NOT own nothing.
- You will be happy.
- Vlodson WNBAG.
- /nate/ deserved it.
- Quote is Admin 6.
- They do it for free.
- Don't drink the sproke. They put something in it to make you forget. I don't even know how I got here.
- Ghit Dellino cares aubod
- The average Sharty poster is more attractive than the average 4chan poster due to Soyjaks indirectly promoting self-awareness about one's own appearance and hygiene.
- EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE IS ANTIMATTER
- Nothing ever happens
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Snopes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-50/https://www.snopes.com:443/fact-check/
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-50/https://cf.mickai.me:443/f5d0d3c50eacdc9d30bc825d.html
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-49/https://www.nlm.nih.gov:443/oet/ed/stats/03-700.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0611-59/https://cf.mickai.me:443/a3c4c25f7d6e4c4e9d0170e5.html
