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Flat earth

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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.
The earth does NOT look like this

Flat earth is a schizophrenic conspiracy theory that the Earth is not round and is actually flat. This has been debunked THOROUGHLY by soyence experts like REALLY HARD[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13].

Chud incel contrarians are inclined to believe this because science is BAD and JEWISH and there might be an epic hyperburrito portal[14] or whatever words are in the Bible or something[15][16].

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC5RalYWZ5Y
  2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDy95_eNPzM
  3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyD8VIK032o
  4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQl8h7Aa75s
  5. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bHqBy92iGM
  6. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su-fmoZUkF8
  7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd-FAyHdpxI
  8. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ae_XdFEQDw
  9. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he-7vs0BkLE
  10. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UkTow1RRo
  11. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBfEhIJLYfY
  12. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCXupXXXncM
  13. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLHTe_ORjLc
  14. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0721-0910-17/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/83867
  15. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0721-0910-16/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/48873
  16. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8duzqEOhw8 check the comments geg
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