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1rstamender
1rstamender is a left-wing tankie!
1stamender is a massive retard libshit who gets raided by the 'arty. He is very geggable and easy to milk and has Estwatini level opsec leading him to get 'oxed and DDoSed[Marge...] KEK!
He also keeps blanking his site whenever he gets raided.
History[edit | edit source]
He has beliefs like
>MUH DRUMPF
>Well pedophiles who do it should be rehabilitated instead of punished
>MUH DRUMPF
>LE HECKING FASCIST
4/23/26
Fag nigger is live again and 'teens take advantage quickly (snopes when thread reaches bump)
>HE HAS FILED POLICE REPORTS ABOUT DER RAIDS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG[1]
Raids[edit | edit source]
The first 'za that the sharpie sent to him was off stream, because once we 'oxxed him he quickly shat his stream down before we could see it. The following day, the 'arty sent another 'za and THAT one was a success.
The third 'za order was a mix from papa john's and dominos. Before it got delivered, 1stcuck bragged about how he informed the other 'za businesses to not order to his house, but 10 minutes later, 2 delivery guys showed up to his house at the same time. He then leaked.
His FOURTH and LAST 'za order, which was also on stream, was unsucessful. It failed because 1stamender and his roommates DIDN'T ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR TO RALPH. HE SPENT 10 MINUTES LIKE A LITTLE LOST DOG OUTSIDE OF HIS HOUSE. HOW DARE YOU 1STAMENDER?
Dox[edit | edit source]
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: firstamender, 1stamender
- Name: Sebastian Sergio Blumberg
- Estimated Age: 36 years old As of April 23, 2026
- Sex: ♂ Male
- Address: 986 Celtic Cir, Tarpon Springs, FL 34689
- Nationality: American
- Email(s):
- niseb@niseb.com
- 1stAmender@gmail.com
- Phono(s): (727) 608-6923 - Wireless
- Employment: Unemployed
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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1stamender's confession
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the 'za has arrived
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1stamender's site getting cattywiped
Snopes[edit | edit source]
[2] https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-0134-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15942077.html
