Operation Soytanic
Operation Soytanic was an anticipated slowburn raid on titanic-voyage.com, a site that hosts a Titanic roleplaying session every year from April 10 to 15, created by a swiss guy named Daniel Hobi, occurring every year since 2011. The site's community comprises of autists, women (one of the jannies is a mother with children geg), a few trannies, zoomers, and millennials. They like to hangout in der 'cord in between voyages. The plan is to create an avatar and sneak in before gemming it up once everyone is onboard.
The test raid[edit | edit source]
On the 11th of February, 2024[1], 'teens have discovered the site and immediately fastburned it, resulting in most accounts being swiped it up the same day. Note this initial raid was to a pre-voyage the devs were making for testing their shit servers. However, the method of stealthjaking prevailed, making soyteens slide through the cracks with their new, inconspicious accounts, which are also snitchproof by the fact they aren't retardedly posted on the thread for everyone to see. After registrations closed soicacas entered hibernation, setting their calendars to notify them on April 9, though the account they registered in were actually just for the test voyage, not the "main" run. The test raid was actually a nothingburger, since only two soyteens showed up and not much was done.
On the 24th of February, Froot announced the closure of /raid/, thus deleting the long-term thread dedicated to planning the mission. An alternative has yet be to be found, aldoe teens could just keep making threads on /soy/ and bump them to remind the sharty of the plan.
The April 10th Raid[edit | edit source]
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2024 Operation Soytanic was a Sharty failraid. You can update the page to reflect this. Reason for failure: Not enough 'teens showed up due to setting their calendars wrong or accidentally registering for the test run and not the real thing |
On the 10th of April, 2024, the "Titanic Voyage RPG 2024" started. It was actually a giant nothingburger, since most soyteens didn't show up due to setting their reminders to go off at the wrong time, or they weren't registered since they registered for the test run, which occurred a month earlier. One of the causes for this failraid could be for the overly autistic nature of the site, which is all based on text roleplaying, and the only visual cues were showing the location you are in the ship, and the ship's current state. The ship hit an ice(((berg))) on the night of 14th April, precisely at 23:40, and sank at 2:20 of 15th April, and many people hecking died. Atleast one soyteen survived the sinking. A rescue ship then rescued the survivors and sailed to New York, reaching the city on April 19th.
As of April 19th, the 'tanic voyage has ended, and will start again next year in 2025
Post 2024 Raid Report[edit | edit source]
There are many lessons learned and things that could be taken from the 2024 raid. Those being:
- This game is overly autistic, and to enhance other players experience by gemming their roleplay up, would require extra
autismdedication - Stealthjak was highly effective at hiding soyjaks among the passengers.
- Soyteens WILL register on March 10th, and set up a reminder for April 9th
- There's a feature to apply for "essential crewmen", which enables you to roleplay as the captain, architect, the officers etc. You WILL make an essay application for a essential character, and gem up people's immersive experiences.
- There is an archive of the whole experience, if you want to watch the type of dumb shit people do, and take notes, you can see everything they did in the archive
The 2025 Raid[edit | edit source]
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2025 Operation Soytanic was a Sharty winraid. Reason for victory: three 'teens survived. |
10th March has arrived and so the registration for the raid has begun, it is open until the 8th of April. It's the 9th now so you can no longer register and boarding is tomorrow as of writing. Also make sure to remind the sharty so it isn't a failraid like last year. It is over. The objectives were the following:
- When it starts, on 10th of April at 07:30 GMT (make sure to try to snipe the first message) YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BOARD LIFEBOATS IF YOU DON'T DO THIS > just try to chat moderately during the course of the days (generally 15 to 30 messages a day with suffice) and attempt to survive during the sinking, which will be on the 14th of April 23:40 GMT, there's a crew announcement system on the top right which may help you guide through what is happening. Be aware women and children have a higher chance of survival, and what class you are affects your odds too. If you survive, your character and consequently 'jak will forever be archived in the game's archive, although the image only gets archived for some time until the next voyage in the site's aftermath section.[2]
- If you're autistic and mastered the internet trolling etiquette, you may even try to annoy the shit out of the larpers that partake in the event, or maybe larp (be a good goy) and maybe even make some friends and develop an interesting character along the way, who knows. Or maybe just fastburn it and start spamming nigger in the chatbox, geg, idek.
Character gemmy ideas:
- Rabbi talking about plans for world domination and being greedy, kek;
- Soytan being the autist she is;
- Nate;
- Chud being a chud;
- Dr. Soyberg taking care of passengers (register him as crew and in doctor cabin or something);
- Filling the steerage with indians.
This is essentially going to be guerilla warfare so there isn't much coordination or between 'teens, you will be acting alone essentially, although you can organize a meetup in game o algo in the thread.
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
In this second installment of the Soytanic cinematic megafranchise, Froot uncovered a plot by soytan too convert the entirety of the RMS Soytanic into gooners & 'cord users, he sent the best and brightest of the FDL's intelligence wing to stop her, led by Nathaniel Shoypiro. The plan was simple, confirm the location of 'tan on the ship, then scuttle the ship too prevent jartycucks from retrieving xer. The 'teens immediately began to inspect every 'slot & place aboard the soytanic, questioning xer passengers for the location of the 'tan. The search stalled, partially due to a lot of teens getting bored and partially because no one had seen 'tan. Tragedy struck the FDL as hateful bigots executed an alt rite attack on the Soytanics fore. As the lifeboats were prepared for the exclusive use of black bodysizeplus qweens, a few teens managed to sneak aboard the 'boats in the fat folds of the qweens. Estis was the first one to leave on lifeboat 5 the first boat to evacuate the ship, at around 00:40 AM, on "keeping order" pretexts. The 'teens showed valiant heroism in making sure the qweens escaped, with Ernest Khalimov shovelling soylent into the ships generator while it sunk while personally helping dozens escape before securing a position on the boats himself before the ship was dragged off straight too niggerhell. Khalimov and Apustaja eventually got relieved of their duties at around 1:10 AM, with Apustaja hugging his captors for a final time and shedding a tear before leaving and began their journey upwards. Shoypiro, was skeptical at first, commenting that "Nothing ever happens." But as time went on he decided to leave the 3rd class general room and went upwards, as well due to the happening becoming obvious. Upon reaching the surface, Apustaja and Khalimov encountered a boat deck way more chaotic and crowded than the one Estis had encountered previously, with the aft boats being loaded at the time. 'teens began to get desperate as the aft boats began to get depleted, with Khalimov starting to gigascream to cope. Apustaja tried to convince the officers by being humble and politely asking to get in, it obviously didn't work. Ya' Kubzon eventually managed to get off on lifeboat 15, after jumping overboard the ship and getting conveniently rescued by (((them))), at around 1:40 AM. The women and children first policy didn't help the 'teens very much. 'teens hurried fore, with the last 5 boats remaining being at the front. At around 1:50 AM, the bow went under and was a clear sign there wasn't much time left. At around 1:55 AM, the crew began going rogue and starting firing bullet shots, which showed the precarity of their status. "LET ME IN YOU STUPID BASTARDS I HAVE WORKED FOR YOU." were words uttered by Khalimov around this time, which shows how heckin' fucked they were at this time. The ship's lights began flickering and around 2:03 and Gigachad received permission to board Collapsible D, due to his incredible physique and his service on helping keeping the lights on previously, not mentioning the fact he mogged everyone on deck at the time. Apustaja, and Khalimov exchanged their final goodbyes, and his boat ultimately left the ship at around 2:05, with the two never meeting again. Afterwards fate was sealed for whoever was still onboard the ship. Apustaja and Shoypiro both tried jumping overboard and try to swim for a nearby boat, but both failed, their bodies slowly losing heat to the frigid waters, that felt like a 1000 brimstones piercing through their bodies. On the water Apustaja and Shoypiro both reunited, as they didn't meet during that night, with Higgleburg also encountering them. They tried hugging themselves to maintain heat, and tried to swim to an iceberg to get off the water, but unfortunately their plan ultimately failed. Shoypiro was the first to die, and then Apustaja to finally Higgleburg. On afterlife, they all met again, and parted together on an emotional ending to Aryanheaven. As the few survivors of the FDL wept for the failure of their mission & the death of their comrades while they sailed to the RMS Coalpathia. It eventually turned out 'tan died in her sleep on day 1 of the voyage because she was 1488 years old or something. But because of a temporal anomaly, it'll all get reset again. The 'ack coinciding with Operation Soytanic 2025 is just a coincidence.
The raid was actually very well received by the players, who enjoyed the spine chilling, A24, genre defining plot the teens concocted & even participated in the consumption of sproke & discussed Dr. Soyberg several times in steerage. Alongside this a lot of the teens formed genuine relationships with the passengers, with a few even using sproke in an unironic context without the presence of the 'teens, there was even some tearfelt goodbyes as the Coalpathia docked in Pier Ϫ. This is not to say there was not any seethe thoughbeit, Johnathen Estis leaked a decent amount of clitties after he enslaved Apu Apustaja, threatening to beat many for being selfish little fucks, and shot 2 people to death, along with the 'cord discovering the faceclaim was Hitler on 2 seperate occasions, even though the jannies did literally nothing about any of this GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG.
The following 'teens managed to actually gather and some of them managed to survive the disaster. Here is a list of the known 'teen known to have survived or died.
Nathaniel Shoypiro (died)
Apu Apustaja (died)
Joe Higgleburg (died)
Rabbi Ya' Kubzon (survived, rescued by Lifeboat 15)
Ernest Khalimov (survived, left on Collapsible D)
Johnathan Estis (survived, left on Lifeboat 7) (amazing larper, great job, 'teen.) (Thanks chud.)
Jartycuck (died)
kuz Kuznets (died)
Cricket Kuz (died)
