Alyssa Mercante
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Alyssa Mercante is a left-wing hippie!
Alyssa Mercante is (((Jewish))).
Alyssa Mercante is an ex-prostitute[1] and a senior editor at Kotaku, the biggest and coaliest shithole in the whole gaming journalism circlejerk world (which is a considerable achievement and can be compared to being the blackest and most retarded gorilla nigger in Burundi). She is best known for being your typical whiny feminist cunt with no father figure and lots of free time who spends her whole day arguing with people on Xitter, writing shitty articles about stuff nobody cares about, fucking her dog, trying to make her fans harass and mass report people she doesn't like and occasionally meeting with fellow braindead losers. Notice how playing vidya is not on her schedule despite her being a "journalist" from a supposed "video game website".
She is also known for conducting an "investigation" on the anti-Sweet Baby Inc.[a] Steam group called Sweet Baby Inc detected and 'cord server which consisted of her joining the server, asking the people there to explain "why don't [they] have [their] real names and pictures associated with [their] 'cord accounts" (xhe actually said that geg) and asking them for interviews. After getting ignored for half an hour, she left the server and wrote the nothingburger of an article in which she described her fail and spent the rest of the time talking about how Sweet Caca Inc. is ackchually just a narrative consulting company that improves game writing and definitely NOT an obvious part of their plot to push their woke agenda into video goys.[2]
She got fired from Kotaku GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG.
Full Dox[edit | edit source]
On May 7th she doxed Smash JT[3], a gayming jewtuber who made a few videos criticizing Kotaku, and then proceeded to contact his wife, telling her that her husband is an evil alt-right chud and that she should divorce him. After that, she played victim and seethed immensely at Smash JT, calling him a "piece of shit gamergater" who "sends harassment towards countless people for clout"[Xe just said that... okay?]. Naturally, everyone (except for her fellow wokie NPCs, of course) turned against her, which caused even more seething, crying and professional victim-playing. But little did xhe know that the worst was yet to come...
On May 9th, 2024[4] her dox was posted on doxbin and reposted on /raid/.
This information is relevant as of May 9th, 2024
Basic Information[edit | edit source]
Name : Alyssa Mercante
Home address: 5 Adam St, Massapequa, NY, 11758-1604
Age: 35
Country of Residence: USA
Mobile Phone Number: +1 (516)-394-0945
Landline Phone Number (maybe): +1 (516) 293-5890
Email Addresses: amercante@aol.com, amercante@kotaku.org
Married: No
DOB: 4/02/1990, M/D/Y
Gender: Female
Relatives[edit | edit source]
Alana Mercante: Employed at New York Institute of Technology
Micheal Mercante: mikeginaaa@att.net, michaelmercante@juno.com, 36 8th Ave, Farmingdale, NY, 11735-5738, (516) 526-3949, old asf(66 yrs old)[5][6]
Socials[edit | edit source]
Twitter: https://twitter.com/alyssa_merc
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/alyssa-mercante-4333b922
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alyssamerk/?hl=en
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alyssamercante6514
(You) can help us by sending her crazy love letters and giving her and her parents' phone numbers and email addresses to spam databases.
The Seething Gallery[edit | edit source]
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>DMing people LE BAD even though I'm the one who sent multiple deranged DMs to Smash JT and his wife and he didn't even respond to me once -
>they still unironically use chud as an insult
Notes
- ↑ The name of their company is so fucking creepy btw, it sounds like something Jeffrey Epstein would come up with
Citations
- ↑ https://twitter.com/alyssa_merc/status/1737844720871838166
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240307025113/https://kotaku.com/sweet-baby-inc-consulting-games-alan-wake-2-dei-1851312428 - A web archive link so that Kotaku don't get clicks from you curious chuddies
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wt984FsWic
- ↑ The date on doxbin says March 13th, but it was updated with relevant information only about a day ago
- ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/raid/thread/115217#p115217
- ↑ https://doxbin.com/upload/AlyssaMercantetheRetarc
