Times Square Takeover

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Times Square Takeover was a Sharty neutralraid.Reason(s): A snitch caused all soyjak-related material to be denied by TSX, but 'teens did manage to get Chudbob Soypants up which, despite being Xitter coal, still is Sharty-related.
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Operation Times Square Takeover was a plan by soyteens to use TSX to post a soyjak video ad. Although originally plans were going well, snitches worked to almost foil the plan.

The plan was to simply just get a soyjak on the billboard for the allotted 15 seconds, which was believed to be pretty easy to do, as Twitter users were able to get Friday Night Funkin' and other content there.[1] A few 'teens tried to get videos of Nikocado Avocado and dancing Swede.[2]

Snitch

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A couple hours before the videos were to air, a snitch e-mailed TSX and asked them to take down the videos, which they obliged. This same user then made a large amount of posts about it. A short while later, this snitch successfully got TSX to ban any soyjak video from being approved due to being "alt-right."[3]

Doll later attempted to post his own videos. In an attempt to thwart the snitch, DOLL would not say what the video's content would be, nor what time it would be posted. A few other soyteens attempted to get extremely mundane videos posted, but TSX, using the words of the snitch, would cancel and refund every single video that contained a soyjak, all for "hateful content."

Afterwards, some soyteens gave up and Doll said that he would attempt to rent a billboard in the midwest instead and also pay for a cameo.com video.[4] A few soyteens also e-mailed TSX explaining the situation, but they never responded to any of them.

ChudBob SoyPants

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On July 6, the day before the initial thread, a Twittercoaler got a 15-second clip of a Spongebob Chudjak edit up on the billboard. Reception was very mixed.[5] However Doll and peer-reviewed studies have determined that this was in reality a gem.

Response

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On July 8, a 'teen put up a small poster in front of the billboard company's parent office as retribution for the rejected 'jaks. Some 'teens also tried 'oxing employees at the company.[6]

Sequence of events

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