Mormons
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>however the plates are golden or something
Mormons are (((Jewish))).
Mormons, officially known as Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church), are a type of Jew in the United States. Most glowniggers are Mormons, 80% of the FBI are Mormons. They claim to be Christian but they are actually a Judeo-Masonic cult. They also have billions of dollars in stocks because they are Jews, they own over 600 billion in assets.
However, they are quite 'emmy as you can use them to cause minor inconveniences to your dox victims.
History[edit | edit source]
They were founded by a Jewish Freemason con man named (((Joseph Smith))) in New York, who claimed that an angel named Moroni descended and told him there were golden plates hidden in his back yard containing text written in the "Reformed Egyptian" language. He was murdered in prison by a mob. Prior to this the Mormons had rebelled against th US government for banning polygamy. His successor (((Brigham Young))) later settled in Salt Lake City, Utah (then under the control of the Mexican Empire). They moved there because the US government (under President Martin Van Buren) banned polygamy. They added racist beliefs🗝️ to the doctrine.
A lot of Latinxes and Tongans are Mormon for some reason.
Beliefs[edit | edit source]
They support polygamy and believe black people can never go to heaven. They also believe that all black people were descended from angels who didn't support God when Lucifer rebelled. They also believe that native Americans were Jews, but no one believes this.
They also banned coffee and tea for some reason.[1]
Trolling[edit | edit source]
You can send a Mormon missionary (a missionary is someone who walks up to your own house and asks you about "jesus christ") from here:
You should sign them up for the church as well
This is good for causing seetheralds. It is a typical trolling strategy as they send missionaries to basically every country (except maybe North Korea), so anyone can be targeted with this. This kind of trolling especially works best against trannies, atheists, furries, and other social degenerates that christian conservatives would look down on.
Citations
- ↑ Doctrine and Covenants 89: https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/dc-testament/dc/89?lang=eng
