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Go makes you calm.

So called rewrite of the sharty's Vichan fork in Go.^{[It just is, okay?]} Looks like 4chan's frames-era site from 200Ϫ, and the background image is ugly here. Some nusois were leaking that it wasn't open source even doe their Vichan fork isn't open source anyway.

Go (or Golang) is a programming language. It offers strong concurrency features and is mostly suited for web development and was heavily influenced by C.

It was created by (((Google))) because pajeets are retarded and need a tard wrangling language, because Java and C++ are too powerful for interns. For a long time it did not even have generics.

Quote is apparently creating a Sharty rewrite, called Quotechan, using it.

Example

package main

import (
    "fmt"
    "math/rand"
    "time"
)

// clamp restricts the value of x between min and max.
func clamp(x, min, max int) int {
    if x < min {
        return min
    } else if x > max {
        return max
    } else {
        return x
    }
}

// shouldAck determines whether the tranny should ack based on the given probability.
func shouldAck(ackProbability int) bool {
    prob := rand.Float64() * 100
    return prob < float64(clamp(ackProbability, 0, 100))
}

// Main function that decides whether to ack or scream TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!!!!! based on probability.
func main() {
    rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano())
    if shouldAck(41) {
        panic("ACK!!!!")
    } else {
        fmt.Println("TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!!!!!")
    }
}

Gallery

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  Go if it was Plierjak
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  Go if it was Chudjak

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