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WARNING: Windows is FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER
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Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards.
Proceed with caution.
Windows is (((Jewish))).
Windows is dust...
Windows 7 however, is a ruby.

Windows is proprietary intelligence-gathering malware disguised as a series of operating systems world-leading series of operating systems developed by Microsoft that does NOT collect data. It should be avoided, and you VILL hate it. Use anything like GNU/Linux, BSD🗝️, TempleOS or plan9front. you VILL NOT use MacOS since it actively controls everything you do while collecting all of your local files and giving them to the CIA. MacOS is even more locked down then Microsoft Windows and has been confirmed to actively spy on its users.

A JEET CALLED "Rajesh Soy" WAS ON THE WINDOWS DEVELOPMENT TEAM AT ONE POINT[1]

Windows is written in C and C++, as well as C#. Recently, Micoalsoft has also began writing it in Rust as well.

Disabling telemetry and debloating is relatively easy, however it is strongly advised NOT to use Windows 11 . Microsoft will always shill propaganda about how operating systems are unusable after their "end of support". This is not even remotely true, older versions of Windows (like 7) will always be usable until software (You) need stops working on them. If you're on 10 right now, do NOT update to 11.

The average losedows user

Examples of alternatives:

  • Debloating Windows 10, using Windows LTSC or using older versions like Windows 7
  • Windows 2003 Server
  • MacOS (completely unusable if you do literally anything other than browse the internet)
  • OpenBSD (geeks only)
  • FreeBSD (another geek favourite)
  • GhostBSD
  • ReactOS🗝️ (windows but without the datamining, runs most Windows XP applications, FOSS)
  • Parabola GNU/Linux-libre (?????)
  • HyperboreaBSD
  • Haiku (albeit le hecking)
  • Fedora Troonix (corporate bullshit from RedHat, now at your fingertips)
  • Linux Mint (albeit is just a windows knockoff)
  • Gentoo/Linux (Niggerhell source code abomination, but it is flexible)
  • Funtoo/Linux
  • Gentoo/BSD (?????????????)
  • Ubuntu (do NOT use snap albeit it's fucking bloatware again)
  • Debian GNU/Linux or Debian GNU/Hurd
  • Devuan GNU/Linux
  • plan9front
  • TempleOS
  • Apartheid Linux
  • Sparky Linux
  • ReactOS (red hat strikes again)
  • RedoxOS
  • elementary OS
  • Arch Linux
  • Alpine Linux
  • Void Linux
  • ANYTHING OTHER THAN FagOS!

Windows (aka Microshaft Wangblows, Winglows, Winkike, Winshit, Kikedows, etc...) is built solely to gather intelligence and has no practical functionality. It doesn't even have a functional terminal. Windows also serves as a huge ad campaign for Microsoft to shill their latest products and subscriptions, such as Microsoft 365 and Xbox Live. Various developer builds are floating around that reveal Microsoft was planning to add advertisements baked straight into file explorer. Whether Microsoft has backed down from doing this is unclear but it is likely something similar will pop up soon, considering they have already shilled various services such as Netflix and Spotify, which have been directly pinned to the start menu.

Windows also shills the well known Jewish propaganda campaign known as "climate change" and forces its users to be more environmental friendly through its power settings.

Who uses Windows though?[edit | edit source]

Windows Server[edit | edit source]

Windows Server is a server OS that is easier to use than Linux, as it uses GUI. You can easily make a web server with it (HTTP, HTTPS, FTP, FTPS) optionally with ASP or PHP or Perl or whatnot, a DNS server or a storage server in case you don't like Google Drive. You can also set up Active Directory (ONLY HOST THIS LOCALLY) to have your laptop's files connect to your PC or something. You can also make an email server but it needs a lot of maintenance if you host it publically. Use Windows Server 2022. (some dysfunctional corpos use server 2003 and you don't want to be like them.)

PowerShell[edit | edit source]

Command Prompt lost, PowerShell won

You can use PowerShell which is a command-line shell and scripting language for Windows. It uses the .NET runtime which makes it bloated o algo and has far more features than Bash (the UNIX shell and scripting language). It can integrate with C# since both use the .NET runtime.

Soyquoting with PowerShell[Marge...][edit | edit source]

# Greentext every line
"OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | ForEach-Object { ">$($_)" }
Get-Content "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | ForEach-Object { ">$($_)" }

# Redtext every line
"OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | ForEach-Object { "==$($_)== " }
Get-Content "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | ForEach-Object { "==$($_)== " }

# Sort text and then greentext it
"SOYSPEAK_HERE" | Sort-Object | ForEach-Object { ">$($_)" }

# Capitalize everything and greentext it
$THE_SOY = "PUT_TEXT_HERE"
$THE_SOY.ToUpper() | ForEach-Object { ">$($_)" }

# You-will-eat-the-bugsquoting
"SOYSPEAK_HERE" | ForEach-Object { ">YOU WILL $_" }

# The above but more schwab-like and negative
"SOYSPEAK_HERE" | ForEach-Object { ">YOU WILL NOT $_" }

# Post-schwabquoting
"SOYSPEAK_HERE" | ForEach-Object { ">AND YOU WILL BE $_" }

# Add Artificial (You)s to every link-quote
(Get-Content "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE") -replace "(>>\d+)", '$1 (You)' | Set-Content "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"

# Meme arrow test-to-speech (save this as greentext.ps1 and run it)
$text = Get-Content -Raw
$text = $text -replace '&', '&' -replace '<', '<' -replace '>', '>'
$checksum = "415${text}1mp35883747uetivb9tb8108wfj" | Out-String | ForEach-Object { $_.Trim() } | Get-FileHash -Algorithm MD5 | Select-Object -ExpandProperty Hash
$uri = "https://cache.oddcast.com/tts/gen.php"
$body = @{
    EID = 4
    LID = 1
    VID = 5
    TXT = $text
    IS_UTF8 = 1
    EXT = "mp3"
    FNAME = ""
    ACC = 5883747
    API = ""
    SESSION = ""
    CS = $checksum
    cache_flag = 3
}
Invoke-RestMethod -Uri $uri -Method Post -Body $body

Safer ways of using Windows and its software[edit | edit source]

Also look into replacing the Windows 11 start menu (because it is created with React Native, a pajeet JavaScript framework that bloats your CPU usage).

Dual-booting[edit | edit source]

Users who are dependent on Windows for various programs or games that require an anticheat can run a freedom-respecting OS and kikedows on one computer. With dual-booting, users can boot into Windows ONLY when they need to use programs that will only run on jewish operating systems and boot into something like GNU/Linux when doing anything else. However, this is NOT recommended and you VILL NOT do this as you are still using Windows on bare metal and in thus you're still giving some of your data to the CIA. It is recommended to use Virtual Machines or to completely ditch proprietary programs that will only run on kikedows.

Windows Subsystem for Linux[edit | edit source]

This allows you to use a Linux shell within Windows. Might be good if you are first learning Linux and want to accustom yourself to it while still using your Windows system. On Windows 10 it must be enabled manually, but it is automatically enabled on Windows 11.

Winget Package Manager[edit | edit source]

The Winget package manager is a package manager that allows you to download software through a repository rather than through installers online, from untrusted or potentially malicious websites. It thus allows you to have a centralized area to update and manage software. It is preinstalled in Windows 11.

Virtual Machines[edit | edit source]

Virtual Machines are a common way to use Windows without surrendering to da joos. Solutions like qemu/KVM are effective, performant, and easy to use, and are completely safe. This is the recommended way to deal with kikedows and can be even used to play games with GPU passthrough.

Using Windows 7[edit | edit source]

Despite popular belief, you likely won't get a virus on Windows 7 if you're not stupid. However, due to the fact that Windows 7 hasn't been supported since 2020, it is HIGHLY recommended to have special protection. More information can be found here. If you want extra compatibility, use VxKex. For more updates and unofficial security patches, use Legacy Update.

Debloating Windows[edit | edit source]

Main article: Windows debloating

If you want to debloat Windows, you can make your own debloated ISO with tiny11builder. If you prefer Windows 10, give this a try instead. If you do not trust NTDEV, use this guide.

See also[edit | edit source]

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