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Windows is related to ze Great ResetEat every bug (You) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.
"agenda Windows vill be unfurled"

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Windows, also called Faildows, is a proprietary intelligence-gathering malware disguised as a series of operating systems world-leading series of operating systems developed by Microsoft that does NOT collect data. It should be avoided, and you VILL hate it. Use anything like GNU/Linux, BSD🗝️, TempleOS🗝️, or plan9front. you VILL NOT use MacOS since it actively controls everything you do while collecting all of your local files and giving them to the CIA. MacOS is even more locked down then Microsoft Windows and has been confirmed to actively spy on its users.

Windows is written in C and C++, as well as C#. Recently, Micoalsoft has also began writing it in Rust as well.

Things to know (Windows is spyware btw)

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The average losedows user

Disabling telemetry and debloating is relatively easy, but some cannot be fully turned off[1]. It is strongly advised NOT to use Windows 11. Microsoft will always shill propaganda about how operating systems are unusable and "insecure" after their "end of support". This is not even remotely true, older versions of Windows will always be usable[a] until they don't meet your specific needs anymore. If you're on 10 right now, do NOT update to 11. Real talk though, there's no "Windows 11" it's literally a fake version designed to deceive gentiles into installing it thinking it's a "new version" that supports all the "latest updoots and apps" but in reality it's Windows 10 with a shitty MacOS-GNOME hybrid UI that somehow eats up all your RAM and acts as an advertisement hub for (((Microsoft))) similar to Windows 10, literally. "Both versions" use the same NT architecture and the sole reason Microsoft "ended" support for Windows 10 is because Windows 10 is no longer beneficial for them so they trick people into installing this fake "version" of Windows that they tout as the hot new thing right now, but with that in mind, they decided to make over 100+ million PCs incompatible with this "version" of Windows due to it requiring TPM 2.0, a hardware component designed to spy on you and hand all your personal information to three-letter agencies. Every controversy, every hatred for "Windows 11" is simply the fact they decided to make Windows 10 even worse, this is more evident by the then-upcoming "Sun Valley" update where they intended to fuck up Windows 10's UI even more to appease their shareholders while collecting user data, only for them to scrap it and turn it into a "separate operating system" which was rushed and felt more like a reskin of Windows 10 in its initial release (because it is). This is more evident by the fact there's still leftovers from Windows 10 in this fake Windows "version" and in the 3D text screen saver up until 24H2 the text still said "Windows 10" which alludes to the fact that it's Windows 10 with a coat of paint and shitty React Native UI that uses your memory. There's basically no benefit to "11" since it's Windows 10 except they just made it worse. They added Copilot in a later update for Windows 10 btw.

A jeet called "Rajesh Soy" was on the Windows development team at one point.[2]

Windows (aka Microshaft Wangblows, Winglows, Winkike, Winshit, Kikedows, etc...) is built solely to gather intelligence and has no practical functionality. It doesn't even have a functional terminal. Windows also serves as a huge ad campaign for Microsoft to shill their latest products and subscriptions, such as Microsoft 365 and Xbox Live. Various developer builds are floating around that reveal Microsoft was planning to add advertisements baked straight into file explorer. Whether Microsoft has backed down from doing this is unclear but it is likely something similar will pop up soon, considering they have already shilled various services such as Netflix and Spotify, which have been directly pinned to the start menu.

Windows also shills the well known Jewish propaganda campaign known as "climate change" and forces its users to be more environmental friendly through its power settings.

Better alternatives to Windows 11

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Main article: Linux

Who uses Windows though?

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Safer ways of using Windows and its software

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Also look into replacing the Windows 11 start menu (because it is created with React Native, a pajeet JavaScript framework that bloats your CPU usage).

Dual-booting

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Users who are dependent on Windows for various programs or games that require an anticheat can run a freedom-respecting OS and kikedows on one computer. With dual-booting, users can boot into Windows ONLY when they need to use programs that will only run on jewish operating systems and boot into something like GNU/Linux when doing anything else. However, this is NOT recommended and you VILL NOT do this as you are still using Windows on bare metal and in thus you're still giving some of your data to the CIA. It is recommended to use Virtual Machines or to completely ditch proprietary programs that will only run on kikedows.

If you want to do this, keep in mind that Windows is developed by selfish little fucks and they WILL rape you for doing anything custom. Install Windows and then your favorite operating system since Windows will override any EFI partitions you may already have. Also do not depend on Windows' default bootloader, use GRUB.

If you can, its better to have two drives with Windows and Linux installed separately.

Debloating Windows

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See Windows debloating

Windows Subsystem for Linux

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This allows you to use a Linux shell within Windows. Might be good if you are first learning Linux and want to accustom yourself to it while still using your Windows system. On Windows 10 it must be enabled manually, but it is automatically enabled on Windows 11.

Winget Package Manager

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The Winget package manager is a package manager that allows you to download software through a repository rather than through installers online, from untrusted or potentially malicious websites. It thus allows you to have a centralized area to update and manage software. It is preinstalled in Windows 11.

Virtual Machines

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Virtual Machines are a common way to use Windows without surrendering to da joos. Solutions like qemu/KVM are effective, performant, and easy to use, and are completely safe. This is the recommended way to deal with kikedows and can be even used to play games with GPU passthrough.

Using Windows 7 (don't do this)

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Despite popular belief and Microsoft's Jewish propaganda, you likely won't get a virus on Windows 7 if you're not stupid. Paid shills and Microsoft employees will tell you that you will get a virus even if you simply connect it to the internet, which is a big nosed lie, as you can use Windows XP without problems too. However, because Windows 7 hasn't been supported since 2020, it is recommended to have special protection. More information can be found here. If you want extra compatibility, use VxKex (Use the VxKex-NEXT fork since the original had been abandoned for quite some time). For more updates and unofficial security patches, use Legacy Update.

Windows Server

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Windows Server is a server OS that is easier to use than Linux, as it uses GUI. You can easily make a web server with it (HTTP, HTTPS, FTP, FTPS) optionally with ASP or PHP or Perl or whatnot, a DNS server or a storage server in case you don't like Google Drive. You can also set up Active Directory (ONLY HOST THIS LOCALLY) to have your laptop's files connect to your PC or something. You can also make an email server but it needs a lot of maintenance if you host it publicly. Use Windows Server 2022. (some dysfunctional corpos use server 2003 and you don't want to be like them.)

PowerShell

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Command Prompt lost, PowerShell won

You can use PowerShell which is a command-line shell and scripting language for Windows. It uses the .NET runtime which makes it bloated o algo and has far more features than Bash (the UNIX shell and scripting language). It can integrate with C# since both use the .NET runtime.

Soyquoting with PowerShell[Marge...]

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# Greentext every line
"OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | ForEach-Object { ">$($_)" }
Get-Content "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | ForEach-Object { ">$($_)" }

# Redtext every line
"OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | ForEach-Object { "==$($_)== " }
Get-Content "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | ForEach-Object { "==$($_)== " }

# Sort text and then greentext it
"SOYSPEAK_HERE" | Sort-Object | ForEach-Object { ">$($_)" }

# Capitalize everything and greentext it
$THE_SOY = "PUT_TEXT_HERE"
$THE_SOY.ToUpper() | ForEach-Object { ">$($_)" }

# You-will-eat-the-bugsquoting
"SOYSPEAK_HERE" | ForEach-Object { ">YOU WILL $_" }

# The above but more schwab-like and negative
"SOYSPEAK_HERE" | ForEach-Object { ">YOU WILL NOT $_" }

# Post-schwabquoting
"SOYSPEAK_HERE" | ForEach-Object { ">AND YOU WILL BE $_" }

# Add Artificial (You)s to every link-quote
(Get-Content "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE") -replace "(>>\d+)", '$1 (You)' | Set-Content "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"

# Meme arrow test-to-speech (save this as greentext.ps1 and run it)
$text = Get-Content -Raw
$text = $text -replace '&', '&' -replace '<', '<' -replace '>', '>'
$checksum = "415${text}1mp35883747uetivb9tb8108wfj" | Out-String | ForEach-Object { $_.Trim() } | Get-FileHash -Algorithm MD5 | Select-Object -ExpandProperty Hash
$uri = "{{Deadlink|https://cache.oddcast.com/tts/gen.php}}"
$body = @{
    EID = 4
    LID = 1
    VID = 5
    TXT = $text
    IS_UTF8 = 1
    EXT = "mp3"
    FNAME = ""
    ACC = 5883747
    API = ""
    SESSION = ""
    CS = $checksum
    cache_flag = 3
}
Invoke-RestMethod -Uri $uri -Method Post -Body $body
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See also

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Notes

  1. ↑ Anything below Windows 10 has critical security issues that will cause Rapeson to appear on your computer.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0729-0507-56/https://www.windowslatest.com:443/2026/07/10/you-cant-fully-disable-microsofts-gdid-windows-11-tracker-but-these-settings-limit-what-it-captures/
  2. ↑ https://cf.mickai.me/f90a0488f9f43923b2c70326.html
  3. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/101567571/#101580253
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