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The SCP Foundation is a collaborative speculative fiction phenomena about the SCP Foundation ^{[no shit]}, a secretive organization that contains anomalous or supernatural items and entities away from the eyes of the public — or so it may appear. It started from 4chan's /x/ board, but eventually grew and had it's own wiki and then a game. Starting from early 2010s, SCP started to get absolutely fucking run to the ground by normies and offsiters. SCP Foundation is an example of how good things should always have some level of gatekeeping.

The Soysylum, is a soy parody of the SCP concept. There also exists the Soy Contain Protect.

History[edit | edit source]

It started in 2007 on 4chan's /x/, as a creepypasta about SCP-173, with a creepy statue picture attached. It was carried by a couple of namefags for some days, until the general 'cuck population found SCPs to be cool so they started to make OC. Things started to grow eventually with many more creepypastas, fanarts, and other raisin that oldfag larpers obsess over. In 2008 SCP-wiki was created, which marked the separation of SCP fandom from 4chan.

Somewhere in 2012 SCP containment breach^🗝️ was created, and this time marked absolute ass-rape of SCP as concept by normies. SCP Foundation in this time was proto-troonslop, alongside creepypasta and early-furry trandoms. Over the time it only grew larger and larger.

2020s marks the current, and the brimmiest, period in SCP history. A thrembillion amount of SCP videos by channels like Kurzgesagt exposed SCP to everybaldi on the 'net. Growing popularity of SCP collided with growing Troon/Furfag communities, which resulted in gooners obsessing over SCP-1471 and others.

Notable SCPs[edit | edit source]

SCP-001 - The whole heaven, read everything here. Even so, some of the most famous 001s are:
- The Gate Guardian: A giant guardian of God made of fire. He guards a massive gate leading to Aryanheaven.
- The Prototype: The first creature the foundation captured, in ~~1984~~ 1948, in Guatemala, when the organization didn't even exist yet as such. That's all.
- The Scarlet King: He's like the devil of this universe or something like that.
- The World's Gone Beautiful: The end of the world, but it's completely peaceful. How wholesome!
- When Day Breaks: Another end of the world scenario, where the sun turns into an obsessed faggot and begins to transform all beings made of flesh into horrible, melted masses the moment they come into contact with even a little light.
SCP-00Ϫ - CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS.
SCP-008 - WEF experiment on COVID-19.
SCP-012 - The lost symphony that everybaldi wants to complete. Anyone who gets close tries to finish the composition using their own blood, which eventually turns them into a DNB.
SCP-020 - Mold that makes you sperg out and kill people cause they wont breath the mold.
SCP-033 - Incomprehensible number that breaks reality or something.
SCP-035 - A smart mask that secretes a liquid form of Vantablack capable of breaking things down. It manipulates people into wearing it.
SCP-049 - Plague doctor that turns people into zombies.
SCP-066 - Weird spaghetti eyeball thingy that sometimes blasts your ears.
SCP-079 - An Artificial Intelligence that is friends with SCP-682 and is in prison or some shit.
SCP-096 - Tall retard that spergs out when you see his face, and then kills you.
SCP-106 - Nigger that phases through walls and kidnaps people.
SCP-113 - A red stone that can change your gender. More in a gooner-fantasy manner rather than a gender-xffirming way.
SCP-127 - A MP5K submachine gun that is alive and shoots teeth.
SCP-148 - Metamorphic iron.
SCP-166 - Originally literal fetish material about an underage nun succubus but the Nu-SCP trannies rewrote her into Noelle Deltarune. Probably one of the most based things they did but they also made her a lesbian.
SCP-173 - A statue covered with raisin that helps troons ack.
SCP-178 - A pair of 3-D movie glasses that make you schizophrenic, and you get killed by the CIA for some reason.
SCP-205 - Two lamps that show a """woman's""" last moments after meeting two bvlls.
SCP-207 - A bottle of coke that sacrifices your organs for speed.
SCP-294 - Coffee machine with a keyboard that dispenses any drink you type on it.
SCP-372 - Something green that sneaks in the corner of your eye.
SCP-420-J - Weed.
SCP-427 - Locket that heals you. Might turn you into le incomprehensible flesh creature.
SCP-458 - Infinite 'za that also has personalized toppings.
SCP-500 - Good pills that cures all diseases, from AIDS to Covid-19 (and it even cures homosexuality or something).
SCP-513 - Bell that makes you schizophrenic.
SCP-559 - A cake that changes your age, it was prolly written by someone who watches 'P^[1]
SCP-682 - Some giant lizard that is basically invincible or something, also hates niggers and ack's them.
SCP-714 - Ring that makes you tired when you put it into you finger. Whoever wrote this hates marriage, I can tell.
SCP-789-J - Face in a toilet that licks off the shit in your ass.
SCP-860 - A key^🗝️ for a locked^🔒 door.
- SCP-860-1 - Different dimension behind SCP-860's door. Beware, legends says there's a furry inside!
SCP-895 - A coffin. When recorded in a live transmition, the screen may glitch and show gore.
SCP-914 - A machine that can turn coals into gems and vice-versa.
SCP-939 - A voice mimicking anthropomorphic human flesh dog thing that furfags have a fetish for.
SCP-966 - Three fingerboys that refuse to let you sleep, then let you sleep, and then kill you. One of the most annoying SCPs in containment breach.
SCP-970 - Deja-vu.
SCP-990 - Old man who knows something (You) don't. I don't know what he knows, too. (<- replace this with schizotext i dont know how to do it)
SCP-999 - A very kind and wholesome orange blob that makes you le happy!!!
SCP-1000 - Bigfoot.
SCP-1025 - A book that gives you AIDS, and other faggot diseases.
SCP-1048 - Cobblestone's teddy bear.
- SCP-1048-A - Sentient teddy bear made of human ears. Will rape your ears if you get too close.
SCP-1162 - Gloryhole that makes you remember gems and coals.
SCP-1171 - A house with a alien or something that hates niggers^🗝️.
SCP-1471^🔒 - A dating app that probably datamines you, then starts spamming you with images of yourself with a wolf’s skull getting closer and closer. This turns you into a schizo who sees MalO in real life. For some reason, perverts and fags have sexual fantasies where they fuck this demonic dead (nigger) animal (because furtroons are gooners and niggers.)
SCP-1488 - A phenomena where a specific species of giant meximutt, robotic, elon musk's brainchip, 100%-synthetic, devoid of soul, Tortoises slowly evolve into being biological over the centuries, all because some Alien-CIA type left them on Earth and left
SCP-1499 - Kuz's gasmask. Teleports you to niggerhell or somewhere full of niggers.
SCP-1981 - Ronald Regan gets cut up while talking about how the jews are evil.
SCP-2304 - A HECKIN' DANK deep fried & distorted image that makes you die when you like it.
SCP-2521 - A nigger that steals information about itself.
SCP-2721 - A troon's self insert.
SCP-2963 - Giant nazi robot that hates Jews and shit and is contained in agartha^[2]
SCP-3008 - Literally just Ikea but with faceless employees that turn hostile when the lights shut off.
SCP-3045 - A file that compresses videos. Very useful
SCP-3312 - Some strange thrembo quality object that turns people into furfags.
SCP-3464 - Satanic olive garden bread or something
SCP-4999 - DOCKTOPS ITS CENSUS.
SCP-5004 - Litertal DQNALD TRVɅɅP himself.^{[evendoe it was written by libercuck btw]}
SCP-5094 - Duolingo but not evil. Looks like sasha from that one animation.
SCP-9002 - A freakin' chudpilled racist bike!1!

Notable Users[edit | edit source]

(((Dr. Bright))) - some Soycientist who's also immortal because of a necklace or something. Xhe was also accused of being a 'P consumer^[DOCTOOOOOS]. Bright also has a long list of stuff that xhe can't do, which was deleted, however (You) can find an archive here
Dr. Gears - yet another soycientist, this time xhe's really serious and no-nonsense. he also had sex with a goddess o algo and gave birth to a chink called Alison Chao, also known as the Black Queen
Dr. King - soycientist who everything anomalous he comes in contact with results in something regarding apples
ElInventor - spic writer best known for getting banned after saying that he hates niggers^🗝️