The Boys

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The Boys is a dark satirical superhero action series based off of an extremely edgy comic written by Garth Ennis. The show basically demonstrates how superheroes would act if they were real. It also features a heavy theme of deception, telling viewers to not treat every celebrity they see on television or social media like a God because they're probably a pedophile, rapist or some other kind of degenerate. People with enough media literacy will also realize that plotlines in the show parallel real-life events, such as Homelander being a stand in for the evil orange cheeto hitler or something.

The show has been subject to heavy controversy due to it's relentless criticism of conservatives and modern-day politics, with the controversy growing even further due to the PR team of the show often doubling down in response^[1]. Due to this, a lot of people also criticize the current American government by comparing them to scenes or events that happen in the series. Despite this, the show is not exactly fond of liberals either, often pointing at their own faults with such as how they tend to put plus sized black trans kweens in everything regardless of if it makes sense or not. It can be said that the show parodies both parts of the political spectrum, though it is way harsher on the criticism of right-wing politics.

It also has a spin-off called Gen V that's written like a 13 year old's fanfiction and is so dogshit that not even libbies care about it.

Plot[edit | edit source]

The show is about a group called "The Boys" consisting of five members who target, take out, and expose superheroes because each member was attacked by da evil company "Vought International," that produced said degenerate superheroes by pumping them with a drug called compound V when they were cacas or however it goes. Throughout S1-4, the boys explores many different aspects of Vought, including their origins and their corporate power hold over US politics.

Soyboys love this show because its muh subverting expectations and makes fun of conservatives

Characters[edit | edit source]

The Boys Xemselves[edit | edit source]

Billy Butcher, often just called Butcher, is the leader of The Boys. His reason for hating superheroes in the show is because Homelander (basically evil Superman) raped his wife, forcing her to leave Butcher to give birth to a baby with superpowers with the help of Vought. His wife eventually dies accidentally by the hands of her own son and Butcher is forced to take care of Homelander's son because he promised to do it (he's such a caring cuck). He's also British btw.

Hughie is mostly the computer science nerd who joined The Boys after an extremely fast superhero nigger called A-train ran into his girlfriend named Robin turning her into mincemeat. Hughie later finds a new girlfriend called Starlight (who is also another foid that got raped by the zoophile Aqua-Man)

Mother's Milk is the token black guy of the group. MM's reason for joining The Boys is because Soldier Boy (racist Captain America) killed his dad by driving a car straight into his house and hitting him. MM is the most responsible member of the boys and gets stressed out a lot. He also has a family and got cucked by a literal soyboy named Todd or something.

Frenchie is the French faggot member of the boys who helps by making devices used to kill or weaken superheroes. His faggotism is seen mostly in season 4 where he bangs an African American whose family was killed by him. He later on feels guilt and confesses to the nigger he was banging and temporarily locks himself up in prison but is later set free by Butcher.

Kimiko is a mute badass chink who is the only member of the boys to have superpowers from season 1 to season 2. She was originally a psyop made by Vought to give criminals and terrorists superpowers and then release them so that the US government would need superheroes to fight back, thoughever the boys rescue her before she's released and help her not be a murder-obsessed foid. She can regenerate to the point where she can revive herself and has superstrength. She later gets into a relationship with Frenchie.

Superheroes[edit | edit source]

Homelander is the narcissistic big bad villain that TikTok and redditards love to ironically and unironically praise because he's a "literally me" character or something cringe like that. He has your stereotypical superhero powers like flying, superstrength, shooting laser beams from his eyes, x-ray vision and all that. He has a mommy fetish due to growing up in a secret lab to be experimented on instead of having loving parents. Him being tortured in a lab also explains his narcissistic behavior and lack of empathy towards humanity as he views himself as a God. A choir consisting of four differently-colored versions of him has been known to associate with Sneakers O'Toole.

Soldier Boy is the father of Homelander and essentially the main character of season 3. He's supposed to be a "realistic take on Captain America", as he's shown to be confused by or outright dislike most modern things like men walking their kids or gay people. Mother's Milk also really hates him because Soldier Boy killed his grandfather and father, though Soldier Boy doesn't even seem to remember doing that due to how much he didn't give a shit. He originally works with Butcher to take down the members of Payback, his old superhero group, who turned on him because he treated them like shit or something and gave him away to the commies where he was experimented on so much he gained the ability to blow himself up with some special radioactive bullshit that can also remove the powers of other superheroes. Most people like him because he's le based superhero who doesn't give a shit and hates fags. Milleninals also like him because he's played by Jensen Ackle, who also played a main character in popular millennial show Supernatural. He's also a gerontophile.^🗝️
The Deep is a rapist and zoophile (aldoe he only raped a human, the sex with the octopus was consensual apparently). He's often looked down upon other superheroes due to the fact his only powers are to breathe underwater and talk to aquatic animals, which is pretty fucking useless in actual fights. He's also a gigantic retard, and the show's designated comic relief due to these combined factors.
Translucent is a guy with the power to turn invisible and have impenetrable skin. All we see of him is that he spies on women in the bahtroom before he's killed 2 episodes into the show by Frenchie shoving a bomb up his ass.
Queen Maeve is a bisexual QUEEN who tries to keep her identity a secret until Homelander leaks it to the world during a clitty leakage episode. This turns her to the "diversity figure" of the superheroes, and Vought starts using her entire identity to promote "inclusive products" without any regard for what Maeve actually feels about it, essentially parodying how alot of companies just shove diversity inclusion shit into their products for a quick buck via being "inclusive" rather than because they actually give a shit. She's also a massive nothing ever happens type doomer and loses her powers after sacrificing herself by tackling Soldier boy out of a window when he was about to suicide bomb Vought Tower.
Lamplighter is into cuck porn and kills himself. These are the only two things noteworthy about this character.
Black Noir is a massive schizo who doesn't talk to anyone except the animals in his head which are characters from a mascot-pizza place he went to and split some kid's head open in when he was a caca. He's basically just a silent assassin who kills any person Vought tells him to. It's later revealed that the reason he's mute and such a schizo is because Soldier Boy bashed his head in when Noir and some other superheroes from Payback planned a coup against him because he would abuse his power over them whenever he got mad, causing them to want Soldier Boy gone. While they do manage to knock Soldier Boy out and give him as bait to the russians, Black Noir still gets some of his brains bashed out of his head and half of his face burnt off during the fight, causing him to have to wear his mask at all times. He's later killed by one of Homelander's clitty leakage episodes when Homelander learns that Black Noir didn't tell him that Soldier Boy was his father.
A-Train is a kind black man who has the power to go really fast. Due to this, however, he also tends to run over people. This kickstarts the show itself as Hughie first joins The Boys after A-Train runs over his girlfriend. He later gets heart problems due to how much he shoots up Compound V (superhero cocaine) and loses the ability to run, though soon after regains the ability to run after he gets a heart transplant from some racist superhero he beat the shit out of because he crippled his brother. Soon after he notices that running over people isn't actually a superhero thing and he's just a psychopath and quits Vought to form a resistance with Starlight.
Starlight is a girl who actually believes in proper superhero stuff like saving people and not killing them and instead putting them in prisons so they can escape 3 days later or something. This causes her to grow disgust for how Vought handles superhero stuff and she soon after quits the superhero shit and joins The Boys. She also likes Hughie or something. Nobody actually cares about her.

Victoria Newman is basically Kamala Harris except she can blow up people's heads.

Other[edit | edit source]

Gustavo Fring for some reason

Seasons[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Hughie's girlfriend is killed by a nigger and is recruited by Butcher to join the boys blah blah blah. Butcher finds out his wife is alive and Homelander finds out that he has an aryan son that has the same powers as him or something.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

The boys are wanted by the feds and a nazi foid with lighting powers joins the seven and becomes homelander's girlfriend. The Nazi foid looses her limbs and kills herself later in season 3 by slicing her tounge with her teeth and bleeding to death. Butcher takes homelander's son with him making homelander extremely pissed.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

The boys free a based racist Captain America from Russia because he has the power to take away superpowers from other people which can be used to take out homelander. The boys eventually turn on racist Captain America because they realised that he's also a degenerate and lock him up again. The Boys also go to an event called "herogasm" where superheroes meet up to pretty much have a giant orgy. Herogasm is basically a reference to Jeffrey Epstein and Diddy and all the rich and famous people who abuse their status and wealth to satisfy their lust.

Season 4[edit | edit source]

A super smart black queen (we need to represent black women as highly intelligent citizens) helps Homelander become the president of the United States of America and Butcher gets tentacle powers while the boys get captured.