Time travel

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

Doesn't exist not possible, we definitely dont have a time machine in the basement of room 37c of the pentagon so dont bother finding out

A time travel ack-ccident.

Time travel is a hypothetical concept often used in fiction to describe going to the past or future physically.

Time Travelling Soyteens

As of July of 2023, there has be a recent phenomenon on soyjak.party of 'teens claiming that they're time travelers from the future, either 1-7 years from now. They usually describe what an hypothetical soyjak may look like or an future event or post.

There have also been cases of oldNIGGERS timetraveling from the past and wondering why the sharty is so coal now.

On January 27, 2024, Angeleno accidentally traveled to the future and produced two GETs.

In Popular Culture

In Avengers: Endgame, time travel is used as a plot point to undo Thanos' plans in order to retroactively prevent the 6 million black trans queens from turning to dust.

Actual time travel

Froot time traveled to September 9, 2001, so he can make the first post on the Sharty. Disregard that, Froot has been using Sharty since the day he was born.

You can also time travel for realsies by simply waiting. For instance, you can travel one minute into the future by waiting one minute.

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See also

• Poopson
• Ijak
• Admin 6
• Alternate History

Citations

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