Dead Sharty theories
Old theory
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The Dead Sharty theory is a debunked alt-right conspiracy theory similar to the Dead Internet Theory proposing that soyjak.party is completely and utterly dead, and all of its users are either AI bots or a handful of trolls kicking a dead horse. Snopes is still on the case as this theory may be considered alt-right disinformation propaganda. Snopes has debunked the Dead Sharty Theory.
A more popular theory would be that everyone on the site is just 1 person, samefagging everything. This is because AI is unable to make proper 'jaks. Either guidelinefagging out of making soyjaks or generating literal Poopson. Because of this, the Sharty being AI makes no sense.
A hybrid between the two variants of the Dead Sharty Theory is that the site is a handful of trolls running different VPNs to simulate a variety of namefags while AI bots are run to make the site seem way more active than it really is. This reconciles AI's inability to generate 'jaks (or say nigger) with the fact that the Sharty's activity is seemingly inflated by AI. The AI chatbots post NAS, which has become more common under Quote, and avoid saying nigger while the real users post their 'jaks that are either stolen from the 'ru or are iron at absolute best.
Sharty community contains only namefags,avatarfags and more, no person here wants to use /soy/ for soyduels nowdays,furfags post furry 'p in it,and jannies accept it.
NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. MEDS, NOW!
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The second Dead Sharty Theory is a conspiracy theory, that claims that "Typhoon" is a puppetmaster, controlling Salt, and that Typhoon has added bots to post on /soy/ to increase the PPH, hence, the PPH has increased to the thousands after Salt came in charge. It also states that Typhoon is hinting at this right infront of our face, as a test to see how obvious the signs have to be, before Soyjak.party users notice said thing.
The DST conspiracy started when multiple users began noticing that an unknown word was now wordfiltered to "Nuswamachinery."[1] Shortly after the first post containing "nuswamachinery," thread was made, titled "New wordfilter?", that discussed the subject. The word itself has not been disclosed, as attempting to type it would result in it being filtered.
Threads was then made, first one soyquoting with an image of the yellow janny dog, mocking jannies for "filtering nuswamachinery to nuswamachinery" and being "so random." The thread was filled with over 200 posts with nothing but nonsense.[2]
There was also multiple threads, claiming that "Typhoon" was the owner of the Soyjak.party.
Users then began connecting the dots, and started posting threads, some titled "DST Conspiracy Club," which included stuff such as calling Typhoon "Admin 6," telling other users to call out "nuswamachinery" bots with the slogan "if you see something, say something," and urging users to "tell Typhoon to remove bots asap" to "save the sharty."[3] Another user stated that people on the soyjak.party seem fake, which further solidifyed the DST.
Multiple users would then reply to suspicious threads with an image of Nate as a robot, with the nametag "nuswamachinery#8545" and a medal stating "3 days generating posts."
About half a day later, when the chaos had dried out, an announcement was posted, announcing that the nuswamachinery wordfilter was just a thought experiment, and that that theres "no reason for further investigations."[4]
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Typhoon's alleged soysona
See also: Happenings/2026#November, Dead Sharty theory
See also
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Big Soyther ♦ Chud takeover ♦ Cobblestone is a porn artist ♦ Critical BBC ♦ Dead Sharty ♦ Froot is dead ♦ Froot is Kuz ♦ Frootlergi Plan ♦ Furry artist ♦ Infinite dubs ♦ Kuz is Trump ♦ Matrix reincarnation soul trap ♦ Mist is Quote ♦ Moot is Soot ♦ Nojak Columbine ♦ Pooner takeover ♦ Quote is an Epstein agent ♦ Salt is Quote ♦ Sentient nameroll ♦ /soy timer ♦ Trans BBC ♦ variant:unknown ♦ We all died in 2012 ♦ Namefags are supported by the admins
