— Preceding unsigned comment added by Limeade (talk • contribs) [1]the original was omgsisa and not omghisa but i corrected the gender(evendoe sex or somt)
I merged the two versions for you, going to bring back to the NWO song soon because having it as a video breaks the template Turrican (talk) 22:06, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
ssank you very much Turrican, viss you our goal of PREPARING FOR AN ANGRIER VORLD can be accomplished.
lovely janny that i wanna kiss on the ear award
maybe take the video and convert it to an mp3 or something --我们之中 22:08, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
That's exactly what I'm gonna do Turrican (talk) 22:13, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Meds, the Pre-Soot era is completely real. North (talk) 14:36, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
Meds, the Pre-Soot era is completely real. The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. (You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.
I’ve been jumpscared by the coinslot for the first time now Vantared | SNCA page 15:49, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
geg
i wonder who he got the fake talk page message from. RAIG(User,talk) 23:46, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
literally everything on my user page is stolen in some way except for der SOVLnese text, and the font used. this is what i do. I STEAL IM JOOISH HAHAHAHHA--我们之中 23:49, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
my signature? the templates i make? i just take everything i see and mix it together, le melting pot!--我们之中 23:49, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
Please consider not sending porn to Cobblestone's email in the future. Good luck!
He also got banned for sending lesbian porn in #soy if that matters. I really hope it's just a bad joke, he was fun to chat with North (talk) 16:57, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
Do hope it was all a joke in bad taste. Hope it doesn't result in him getting banned here too, it seems like he's trying his best with improving the 'ki. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:01, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
>Have you considered being a decent human being?North (talk) 17:04, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
I like your "You are no longer an approver!" thing. I geged Fenriris🐺 17:20, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
if youre reading this please click edit source to see the actual thing not fucked up by wiki formatting thank yuo
Before getting banned I saw https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/2761 and misinterpreted the maths problem because i htought a,b,c were integers (Evendoe they weren't). so i got the wrong answer and it's PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF, therefore i solved it correctly because i dont like being wrong okay? just give the soyim the right answer by posting a link here... or something. yes I AM leaving I just couldnt stop thinking about this specific thing. htank you--我们之中 21:40, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
There are 3 positive numbers a, b, and c. We are given that a+b+c = 1. What is the maximum possible value for ab+bc+ac?
reformulating:
0<a,b,c
a+b+c=1
find the max of K(a,b,c)=ab+bc+ac
a=1-b-c
reformulating:
0<b,c
0<1-b-c
find the max of K(a,b,c)=ab+bc+ac=ab+ac+bc = a(b+c)+bc=(1-b-c)(b+c)+bc
reformulating:
reformulating:
0<b,c
0<b+c<1
find the max of K(b,c)= (1-b-c)(b+c)+bc
let q=b+c
b=q-c
reformulating:
0<q-c
c<q<1
0<c
0<q<1
0<c<q<1
find the max of K(b,c)= (1-q)(q)+(q-c)c
reforumatiling
0<c<q<1
find the max of K(q,c)= (1-q)(q)+(q-c)c=q-q^2+qc-c^2=-q^2+q(c+1)-c^2
let f(q)=-q^2+q(c+1)-c^2
f'(q)=-2q+c+1
if f'(q_1)=0
(1+c)/2=q_1
the max of f(q) is f(q_1)=f((1+c)/2)=-((1+c)/2)^2+(1+c)/2 (c+1)-c^2=-1/4 (1+c)^2+(1+c)^2/2-c^2=1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2
therefore :
the max of K(q,c) is equal to 1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2 with q=(1+c)/2
reformulating
0<c<(1+c)/2<1
find the max of K(c)=1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2
reformulating
0<c<(1+c)/2<1
0<2c<1+c<2
0<c<1
find the max of K(c)=1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2=1/4 ( 1+c^2+2c)-c^2=c^2/4+1/4+c/2-c^2=-3c^2/4+1/4+c/2
g(c)=-3c^2/4+1/4+c/2
g'(c)=-6c/4+1/2=0
3c=1
c=1/3
the max of K(c) is K(1/3)=-3*(1/3)^2/4+1/4+1/6=-1/12+1/4+1/6=1/3
after vantared and marketpliers -- Neptune 20:17, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
ok what did i do? u niggas come on here to shit o nme but im the only nigga vouching for unbanning nueditors and other baldis on the 'kicord. be nice --我们之中 20:24, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
'tis not a criticism, merely an observation. apologies -- Neptune 20:33, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
Keep in mind that non-main namespace articles (e.g SNCA) are not included in Special:LonelyPages, so take a look. ~Chud2494 (talk) 14:38, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
I really hope one day your mental health will improve. North (talk) 22:24, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
I wish you the best. You never failed to make me laugh. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 22:26, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
I love you man, you always delivered. --Nickers(Talk/Contrib) 22:30, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
goodbye furfag, another furnigger has been successfully sniped Mushroot (talk) 22:35, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
marge analects isn't a furry North (talk) 22:58, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
I'm sorry I never got to meet you on the IRC, you were a cool guy and I hope you'll do well wherever life takes you RetardedESLjeet (talk) 22:55, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
assuming this wasn't an extremely retarded April Fools bit, I hope you get the help you need. gemmy editor. -- Neptune 22:57, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
F. You were pretty funny for the time I knew you Fenriris🐺 22:59, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
Unsure if the suicide announcement is real, but take care of yourself, I'll miss ya. - MenstrualCykill (talk) 3:40, 1 April 2026 (PST)
packwatch Aryanne (talk) 23:16, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
its always >haha what a retard until its someone you care about --Nickers(Talk/Contrib) 23:18, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
nigger why are so worried about someone leaving the 'sphere KEEEEEEK Mushroot (talk) 23:20, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
Nickers you don't gotta be an asshole MenstrualCykill (talk) 5:28, 1 April 2026 (PST)
it was more because of past stuff. but hes fine --Nickers(Talk/Contrib) 23:21, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
bye analects, it was nice knowing ya. you were super gemmy. if you ever feel like it, i'd love it if we could talk over email sometime. ciao. ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 04:04, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
hes not going to kill himself and everyone just misunderstood what he meant. he said he is never logging in back again. still sad, but way better than what was thought to happen --Nickers(Talk/Contrib) 23:33, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
we fucking get it bitch Mushroot (talk) 23:35, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
leakage, i just put it here because some people wont read the gigantic text wall on cobblestones talkpage --Nickers(Talk/Contrib) 23:38, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
Shit nopony cares about Applejack (talk) 23:40, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
accidentally baited everyphono award
glad you're ok but you could have hardly phrased your leave message any worse -- Neptune 23:42, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
I may be a literal who, but i feel sad whenever some who has some influence just go away. Hopefully you will come back another day. — Labanis4ayran( | ) 05:19, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
Influence? --Paranoid (talk) 13:30, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
he did have tbf. at least with da jannies he had --Nickers(Talk/Contrib) 13:31, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
Having friends != influence --Paranoid (talk) 13:35, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
look at the awards section on his talkpage dumbass nigga --Nickers(Talk/Contrib) 13:46, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
What awards section? --Paranoid (talk) 13:53, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
>>if i don't come back tomorrow it means I never will. >I meant that I won't log back in, not a suicide announcement retarded pooner. Nice clittyban.
Some admin should mention that north leaked that Analects was suicide baiting in DM's with other wiki memebers (SECA btw) --Paranoid (talk) 13:57, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
meds, he was not suicide baiting in my DMs North (talk) 14:00, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
meds, he was not suicide baiting in my dms as well --Nickers(Talk/Contrib) 14:09, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
Paranoid stop making shit up you nigger 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 14:14, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
the name fits you. ⚹ iwaju ⚹ 00:24, 3 April 2026 (UTC)
Is it ironic that he was banned on April Fools or is it not?[edit source]
Just saying, it’s kinda odd. Vantared | SNCA page 20:49, 5 April 2026 (UTC)
I never understood what happened to him, can you explain it G-Man (talk) 21:13, 5 April 2026 (UTC)
I think that Cobblestone thought he threatened to -ACK when he really said that he would just leave this wiki. Announcing suicide is against the rules. This is just what I know. Vantared | SNCA page 07:51, 6 April 2026 (UTC)