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Awards[edit source]

💗 OH MY GOD HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!! 💗
💗This page features a very pretty man💗

— Preceding unsigned comment added by Limeade (talkcontribs) [1]the original was omgsisa and not omghisa but i corrected the gender(evendoe sex or somt)

2 Soyjak Wiki namespace pages created [2]
Originated 1 site notice (lonelypages)[3]
The Soyjak Wiki Barnstar
Cut the list of orphaned pages in half. North (talk) 13:23, 26 March 2026 (UTC)
The Soyjak Wiki Barnstar
For being the most active nigger ever and doing a bunch of thankless work 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 15:33, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
The Soyjak Wiki Barnstar
Cleaning up template syntax and converting tables to flexboxes North (talk) 17:39, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

Belated welcome[edit source]

It's clear that you've already figured out how to edit the 'ki, but the following links might still come in handy.
Have fun editing der 'ki, newGOD.

'kiGOD (talk) 06:13, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

ermmmm -- 我们之中 19:11, 19 February 2026 (UTC)


You are now an approver![edit source]

Congrats on becoming an approver (mediator). As an approver, you are responsible for approving or denying incoming new edits from nusois.

Please check the following as an guideline on your basic operations, soyteen.

Also, if an edit is rule-breaking, you should contact a janny to check it out through their talk page to take appropriate action. Good luck!

Fenriris 🐺 17:38, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

erm-- 我们之中 19:11, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Congrats. I'm trans btw 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:20, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Moved[edit source]

Analects is related to ze Vorld Economic Forum Eat every bug (you) see. Live in ze pods to be ze first 4th industrial revolution adapter.
"Soyjak Economic forum, 2026"

Turrican (talk) 20:51, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

I merged the two versions for you, going to bring back to the NWO song soon because having it as a video breaks the template Turrican (talk) 22:06, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

ssank you very much Turrican, viss you our goal of PREPARING FOR AN ANGRIER VORLD can be accomplished.

lovely janny that i wanna kiss on the ear award

maybe take the video and convert it to an mp3 or something -- 我们之中 22:08, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

That's exactly what I'm gonna do Turrican (talk) 22:13, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

kys obsessed faggot[edit source]

stop censoring mi Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 20:06, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

plant[edit source]

oh yes i am a plant, yes i do plant things! planty plant plant vegetation! ASPARAGUS 22:13, 20 February 2026 (UTC)


PLANTS FUCKING WON-- 我们之中 23:47, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

soylent is people for plantsRAIG (User,talk) 14:20, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Rejected template[edit source]

Don't you think it's a bit too big? North (talk) 14:27, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Subject:[edit source]

Meds, the Pre-Soot era is completely real. North (talk) 14:36, 21 February 2026 (UTC)


Meds, the Pre-Soot era is completely real. The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

You got me[edit source]

I’ve been jumpscared by the coinslot for the first time now Vantared | SNCA page 15:49, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

geg
i wonder who he got the fake talk page message from. RAIG (User,talk) 23:46, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
literally everything on my user page is stolen in some way except for der SOVLnese text, and the font used. this is what i do. I STEAL IM JOOISH HAHAHAHHA-- 我们之中 23:49, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
my signature? the templates i make? i just take everything i see and mix it together, le melting pot!-- 我们之中 23:49, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
its keyed i just copy and paste whatever i like into my user page (like the bouncing png doebeit i removed it cus ill replace it with smth else,im trans btw) RAIG (User,talk) 00:32, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

(except my signature doe i made it myself)

award[edit source]

GOT DEMOTED FOR SENDING PORN TO COBBLE AWARD

Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 16:42, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 16:43, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
test — Preceding unsigned comment added by Analects (talkcontribs)
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG XE GOT PERMAD FROM THE IRC Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 16:53, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

You are no longer an approver![edit source]

Congrats on your demotion to (none). Please consider doing the following:

Please consider not sending porn to Cobblestone's email in the future. Good luck!

He also got banned for sending lesbian porn in #soy if that matters. I really hope it's just a bad joke, he was fun to chat with North (talk) 16:57, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
gg nigga Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 16:59, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
Do hope it was all a joke in bad taste. Hope it doesn't result in him getting banned here too, it seems like he's trying his best with improving the 'ki. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:01, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
>Have you considered being a decent human being? North (talk) 17:04, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
I like your "You are no longer an approver!" thing. I geged Fenriris 🐺 17:20, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

award[edit source]

most retarded wiki gegbull award
coward faggot blak nigger didnt sign his post award
i dont agree, he did something none of us had the courage (or want, really) to do Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 15:29, 27 February 2026 (UTC)

.[edit source]

>retired

NOOOOOOO MI BVLL Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 16:35, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

margerald[edit source]

rip my nigga. diddy aah nigger blud really retired because xis clitty leaked over being caught sending dyke porn to cobblestone's email. tragic. iwaju (user page, talk here) 18:29, 3 March 2026 (UTC)

Hey there[edit source]

It's good to see you back, Analects. North (talk) 21:08, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Welcome back[edit source]

Knew you'd come back 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 21:09, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

nyaa~ :3c or something i don't speak furrynese iwaju

(user page) talk here) 21:37, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Please fix your signature, Iwaju. It sometimes spans multiple lines North (talk) 21:38, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
how do i do dis? i've tried fixing it before but it keeps doing that iwaju

(user page, talk here) 22:22, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

yooo[edit source]

my bvll is back Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 21:10, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

nigga what?? iwaju

(user page, talk here) 21:35, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

Welcome back[edit source]

Glad to have you back, boss Turrican (talk) 21:20, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

welcome back![edit source]

uhhh BRAAAPPPPPPPP!! iwaju (user page, talk here) 21:35, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

nu 'toss[edit source]

by stonetoss (political cartoon) -- 我们之中 23:09, 4 March 2026 (UTC)



make sure to make sure that you are properly tagged in the post ( i tried my best)


User:Iwaju User:North User:MarketPliers User:Nickers User:Turrican

PURE GEM. Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:28, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
MarketPliers (leak here) 23:30, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
yup, issa iwagem iwaju

23:49, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

HOW DID I BREAK IT MORE?? FFS


iwaju's nu signature

iwaju

there's a heccin unwholesome unicode character thing that breaks everything, just copy this here

chinese people won[edit source]

Analects 是雅利安人,而且他媽的贏了。 Cobblestone 漏水的自私小混蛋迷失了

來中國吧!看看我們的中國豆豉!

現在我打算回去繼續吃我的活貓什麼的。

RAIG (User,talk) 23:45, 4 March 2026 (UTC)


>雅利安人

我不是, 我是 中華人

啊,我明白了,我为我的错误道歉,我保证不会再发生这种事了,雅利安野兽。 RAIG (User,talk) 11:47, 5 March 2026 (UTC)

Welcome back[edit source]

Welcome back analect! - Labanis4ayran (talk | contribs) 08:37, 5 March 2026 (UTC)


thanks User:Labanis4ayran and User:Raig

how many times have you clicked on my 'cado?[edit source]

yes. hi everybaldi. please respond -- 我们之中 19:22, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

once North (talk) 19:24, 6 March 2026 (UTC)

User:Cobblestone, did you?

6 timesRAIG (User,talk) 22:13, 8 March 2026 (UTC)
I saw it from a mile away. Once just to make sure. OopooPoopoo (talk) 22:24, 8 March 2026 (UTC)

#wiki[edit source]

now North (talk) 18:59, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

it works now dw im fine
ok North (talk) 19:02, 7 March 2026 (UTC)

时间加速流逝

Did you blackmail cobblestone into getting approver back[edit source]

You literally sent porn to her email ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 23:46, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

I gave her a lick on the clit-- 我们之中 23:50, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
he 100% did that btw Oniontypesheeeeeeeit (talk) 15:57, 13 March 2026 (UTC)

geg[edit source]

>join the bald man with glasses wiki
>send porn to the number 1 admin
>get banned for 20 days
>leave

Shadilay (talk) 19:30, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

ev&oe he requested to be banned because he's too addicted or something 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 19:31, 14 March 2026 (UTC)
<~quote> analects were you that wiki guy from last year who made me 403 his IP
<+analects> yeah lmao
North (talk) 19:33, 14 March 2026 (UTC)

please add a link of here to https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/2761#p88025[edit source]

if youre reading this please click edit source to see the actual thing not fucked up by wiki formatting thank yuo

Before getting banned I saw https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/2761 and misinterpreted the maths problem because i htought a,b,c were integers (Evendoe they weren't). so i got the wrong answer and it's PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF, therefore i solved it correctly because i dont like being wrong okay? just give the soyim the right answer by posting a link here... or something. yes I AM leaving I just couldnt stop thinking about this specific thing. htank you-- 我们之中 21:40, 14 March 2026 (UTC)


There are 3 positive numbers a, b, and c. We are given that a+b+c = 1. What is the maximum possible value for ab+bc+ac? reformulating: 0<a,b,c a+b+c=1 find the max of K(a,b,c)=ab+bc+ac


a=1-b-c


reformulating: 0<b,c 0<1-b-c

find the max of K(a,b,c)=ab+bc+ac=ab+ac+bc = a(b+c)+bc=(1-b-c)(b+c)+bc

reformulating:


reformulating: 0<b,c 0<b+c<1 find the max of K(b,c)= (1-b-c)(b+c)+bc


let q=b+c b=q-c

reformulating: 0<q-c c<q<1 0<c 0<q<1 0<c<q<1 find the max of K(b,c)= (1-q)(q)+(q-c)c

reforumatiling 0<c<q<1 find the max of K(q,c)= (1-q)(q)+(q-c)c=q-q^2+qc-c^2=-q^2+q(c+1)-c^2

let f(q)=-q^2+q(c+1)-c^2 f'(q)=-2q+c+1 if f'(q_1)=0 (1+c)/2=q_1 the max of f(q) is f(q_1)=f((1+c)/2)=-((1+c)/2)^2+(1+c)/2 (c+1)-c^2=-1/4 (1+c)^2+(1+c)^2/2-c^2=1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2

therefore : the max of K(q,c) is equal to 1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2 with q=(1+c)/2

reformulating 0<c<(1+c)/2<1 find the max of K(c)=1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2

reformulating 0<c<(1+c)/2<1 0<2c<1+c<2 0<c<1 find the max of K(c)=1/4 (1+c)^2-c^2=1/4 ( 1+c^2+2c)-c^2=c^2/4+1/4+c/2-c^2=-3c^2/4+1/4+c/2

g(c)=-3c^2/4+1/4+c/2 g'(c)=-6c/4+1/2=0 3c=1 c=1/3 the max of K(c) is K(1/3)=-3*(1/3)^2/4+1/4+1/6=-1/12+1/4+1/6=1/3

Marge? ∼ Soyak(Call 911) 10:52, 17 March 2026 (UTC)

geg[edit source]

Approvers can still approve even while blocked? OopooPoopoo (talk) 03:01, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

Welcome back[edit source]

Welcome back to der 'ki.
Have fun editing der 'ki, oldGOD.

North (talk) 20:44, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

niggaerb lalable

i told you[edit source]

you VILL be here forever goy. drink the soy Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 21:09, 19 March 2026 (U

niggers[edit source]

niggers iwaju 18:41, 20 March 2026 (UTC)


and poop dying-- 我们之中 18:42, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

TSMT NIGGA iwaju 19:02, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

Fascinating use of JS from User:Fart[edit source]

hi[edit source]

hey analects, do you like this image
Nigga kuz >ban frogs

implications of this schizobabble?[edit source]

Furry#Furfags_are_secretly_controlling_the_Soysphere Shadilay (talk) 23:09, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

it's real-- 我们之中 23:24, 21 March 2026 (UTC)

test again[edit source]

test again

test again[edit source]

dint approve this and let analects reject it im testing

third most obsessed user ever award[edit source]

third most obsessed user ever award

after vantared and marketpliers -- Neptune 20:17, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

ok what did i do? u niggas come on here to shit o nme but im the only nigga vouching for unbanning nueditors and other baldis on the 'kicord. be nice -- 我们之中 20:24, 22 March 2026 (UTC)
'tis not a criticism, merely an observation. apologies -- Neptune 20:33, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

'rc[edit source]

please check your IRC messages North (talk) 11:05, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

the joke[edit source]

is that it would have originally been called Chuck's feeduck and seeduck

is that men can't find the clitoris because they are sexually inexperienced o algo -- Neptune 18:12, 24 March 2026 (UTC)

>oh my auci i get it now o algo

Stop leaking at me.[edit source]

Please, just let me leave this behind me. I’ve stopped editing templates altogether, okay? Vantared | SNCA page 02:30, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

by being on here you agree to get shat on whenever. stop being retarded and i will stop shitting on you-- 我们之中 09:15, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
No , just fucking stop it. You keep sperging out at me and I don’t appreciate it. Leave. Me. Alone. Vantared | SNCA page 09:51, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
no nigga i'm gonna kill you-- 我们之中 12:28, 25 March 2026 (UTC)
battle of the gegbulls iwaju 13:57, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

hello ching chong chong ching dog eater[edit source]

Shadilay (talk) 21:25, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

i ate your moms pussy last night and it tasted worse-- 我们之中 22:18, 25 March 2026 (UTC)

on Special:LonelyPages[edit source]

Keep in mind that non-main namespace articles (e.g SNCA) are not included in Special:LonelyPages, so take a look. ~Chud2494 (talk) 14:38, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

i know that saar. thanks, User_talk:Cobblestone#snca_pages_arent_added_to_lonelypages, i told xher to fix it-- 我们之中 14:50, 27 March 2026 (UTC)

china 1 number[edit source]

zhonguo vvon Nigge (talk) 16:26, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

i dnace to this-- 我们之中 16:39, 30 March 2026 (UTC)

hello[edit source]

hi Gzard (talk) 13:23, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

hi-- 论语(留言|贡献) 13:23, 31 March 2026 (UTC)

Snopes

wtf?[edit source]

bald men with glasses wiki is not this serious nigga Mushroot (talk) 22:15, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

its not about the wiki. --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 22:20, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

I'll miss you[edit source]

I really hope one day your mental health will improve. North (talk) 22:24, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

I wish you the best. You never failed to make me laugh. 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 22:26, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

I love you man, you always delivered. --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 22:30, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

goodbye furfag, another furnigger has been successfully sniped Mushroot (talk) 22:35, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

marge analects isn't a furry North (talk) 22:58, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

I'm sorry I never got to meet you on the IRC, you were a cool guy and I hope you'll do well wherever life takes you RetardedESLjeet (talk) 22:55, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

assuming this wasn't an extremely retarded April Fools bit, I hope you get the help you need. gemmy editor. -- Neptune 22:57, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

F. You were pretty funny for the time I knew you Fenriris 🐺 22:59, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Unsure if the suicide announcement is real, but take care of yourself, I'll miss ya. - MenstrualCykill (talk) 3:40, 1 April 2026 (PST)

packwatch Aryanne (talk) 23:16, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

its always >haha what a retard until its someone you care about --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:18, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
nigger why are so worried about someone leaving the 'sphere KEEEEEEK Mushroot (talk) 23:20, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
Nickers you don't gotta be an asshole MenstrualCykill (talk) 5:28, 1 April 2026 (PST)
it was more because of past stuff. but hes fine --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:21, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

bye analects, it was nice knowing ya. you were super gemmy. if you ever feel like it, i'd love it if we could talk over email sometime. ciao. iwaju 04:04, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

rip bro[edit source]

miss ya. you were the greatest chink ever. Shadilay (talk) 22:52, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

false alarm everybaldi[edit source]

hes not going to kill himself and everyone just misunderstood what he meant. he said he is never logging in back again. still sad, but way better than what was thought to happen --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:33, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

we fucking get it bitch Mushroot (talk) 23:35, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
leakage, i just put it here because some people wont read the gigantic text wall on cobblestones talkpage --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:38, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
Shit nopony cares about Applejack (talk) 23:40, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
accidentally baited everyphono award

glad you're ok but you could have hardly phrased your leave message any worse -- Neptune 23:42, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

rest in power[edit source]

not everybody who commits suicide ACKED.

my condolences go out to his family.

Protect go AND c

hes not dead nigga. read above topic --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 23:44, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

faggot[edit source]

doctos won. gill koyim lost, marketpliers lost, analects lost Perpetualchange (talk) 03:43, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

yep issa truke Mushroot (talk) 12:21, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
two annoying faggots talking --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 12:25, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
projecting Mushroot (talk) 13:57, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

Come back another day mane[edit source]

I may be a literal who, but i feel sad whenever some who has some influence just go away. Hopefully you will come back another day. — Labanis4ayran ( | ) 05:19, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

Influence? --Paranoid (talk) 13:30, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
he did have tbf. at least with da jannies he had --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 13:31, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
Having friends != influence --Paranoid (talk) 13:35, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
look at the awards section on his talkpage dumbass nigga --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 13:46, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
What awards section? --Paranoid (talk) 13:53, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
https://soyjakwiki.org/User_talk:Analects#Awards --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 14:08, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
He said that he's gonna leave the soysphere. North (talk) 13:34, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

Fix user page[edit source]

>>if i don't come back tomorrow it means I never will.
>I meant that I won't log back in, not a suicide announcement retarded pooner. Nice clittyban.
Some admin should mention that north leaked that Analects was suicide baiting in DM's with other wiki memebers (SECA btw) --Paranoid (talk) 13:57, 2 April 2026 (UTC)

meds, he was not suicide baiting in my DMs North (talk) 14:00, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
meds, he was not suicide baiting in my dms as well --Nickers (Talk/Contrib) 14:09, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
Paranoid stop making shit up you nigger 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 14:14, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
the name fits you. iwaju 00:24, 3 April 2026 (UTC)

Is it ironic that he was banned on April Fools or is it not?[edit source]

Just saying, it’s kinda odd. Vantared | SNCA page 20:49, 5 April 2026 (UTC)

marge how North (talk) 20:50, 5 April 2026 (UTC)
I never understood what happened to him, can you explain it G-Man (talk) 21:13, 5 April 2026 (UTC)
I think that Cobblestone thought he threatened to -ACK when he really said that he would just leave this wiki. Announcing suicide is against the rules. This is just what I know. Vantared | SNCA page 07:51, 6 April 2026 (UTC)