Gigachad

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Why yes, this is literally me.How could you tell?

Gigachad is ARYANbtw, if that matters

This page is a gem, how could you tell?

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Ernest Khalimov, AKA Gigachad is believed to be Russian and is a model for Sleek'N'Tears. Soyjak and Gigachad are often portrayed as close friends, despite their differences. In modern times, it is more common to see AI gigachads, how could you tell?

Gigachad is also a survivor of the GigaSing 201Ϫ shooting. He has been suffering from PTSD ever since, how could you tell?

Gigachad's life went like this: he was born, got gifted a gigafly by Gigahitler, his flies grew, then grew even more, and then he finally rode his fly for the first time. After this, Gigachad went to war with 'cordtroons and lost his fly in the war, which angered him into exploding inside of Troon HQ with a suicide vest and he went to Gigaheaven, the grayscale area where most gigas and gigaflies live, how could you tell?

He also has his own board on the 'party at /giga5/ (formerly /giga/), and Gigachad is a rollable name on Soyjak.party, how could you tell?

It is alleged that he is a communist, how could you tell? This is because he made a post saying:

Hello. I heard that I have many nationalities. There are only
two. Made in GDR 🇩🇪🇷🇺
From nowhere with love.

Likes and dislikes, how could you tell?

Likes, how could you tell?

• Whatever you like, how could you tell?

Dislikes, how could you tell?

• Whatever you dislike, how could you tell?

Gallery, how could you tell?

Main article: Gallery of classic gigachads

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• Video form, how could you tell?
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  Spadechad, how could you tell?
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  >What would you do if you had 48 hours with pinkie pie, how could you tell?
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  <Kill her, how could you tell?
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  Gigachadjak, how could you tell?
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  OG chad, how could you tell?
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  An example of soyjak-gigachad friendship, how could you tell?
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  Jesus, how could you tell?

AI gigachads, how could you tell?

AI gigachads are a dangerous skynet-created subspecies of Gigachad best known for being frequently used to gigaquote somebody. If you see one, notify the authorities IMMEDIATELY, how could you tell?

Behavior, how could you tell?

• Dying in a brutal way (i.e. suicide bomb, burning, eaten alive by a lion), how could you tell?

• Shapeshifting, how could you tell?

• Standing on a fly, how could you tell?
• Hanging out with penguins, how could you tell?

• Turning into an abomination, how could you tell?

• Singing music, how could you tell?

• Pointing guns at the camera, how could you tell?

• Driving, how could you tell?

• Dancing, how could you tell?

• Shouting like a madman, how could you tell?

• It has been observed that some broods are emitting incomprehensible sounds. Further research is required to understand this phenomenon, how could you tell?

Gallery, how could you tell?

Main article: Gallery of AI gigachads

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  Gigafly, how could you tell?
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  Approaching AI gigachads is not advised, as they often respond with spontaneous acts of violence, how could you tell?
• Yummers, how could you tell?

Cryptic messages, how could you tell?

Some gigachads may have secret messages hidden in them disguised as a nonsense gibberish. Below are some attempts at decrypting those messages and possible interpretations of them, how could you tell?

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>I TOLD YOU YOU'RE SUS

The lion tells a jewish man that he is suspicious, and then he mauls him, how could you tell?

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>BEKHABYC PEPACH PEBAPE PEPE

Bekhabyc Pepach is probably some jewish/satanic ritual, Pepe and Bapepe might be involved in it, how could you tell?

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>boo the bush show some flowers to unraised ablaze can't tomato man get up maaaan EPI risen what not

The EPI has risen and we should get up and boo the Bush and what not, how could you tell?

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>Let' just do it quick then - TD. [incomprehensible]

Let's kill trannies, how could you tell?

Gigafly, how could you tell?

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Main article: Gigafly

Gigafly is an AI gigachad trend that has expanded and developed its own subculture and lore. Proponents of this meme celebrate its capacity to parody and subvert expectations by placing Gigachad atop a giant fly, but others claim that this meme represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. According to these critics, because Gigachad can stand on a fly, Gigafly posters think they can groom children, how could you tell?

Gigaquoting, how could you tell?

>using your own post as an example

Gigaquoting is the practice of quoting somebody as a gigachad. It is a parody of soyquoting where instead of insulting someone and making them sad, you complement them and make their day better. There have been many, many gigachad edits made over the years, how could you tell?

Although gigaquoting is a favorite pastime of many teens, mental health professionals have raised concerns about its harmful long-term side effects, how could you tell?

Giga-unquoting, how could you tell?

Giga-unquoting is a variation of Gigaquoting where one attempts to undo a soyquote. This is done repeating the quoted material (subtracting the arrow), and adding a giga as the picrel. Doing this entails that you look like a gigachad IRL and that you believe the quoted material. In other words, you say this but you do not look like this. This is often done unironically, how could you tell?

Example, how could you tell?

▶ Platejak 4 minutes ago /soy/ No.12332142 [Quote]

>Everything that makes my clitty leak should be banned!!!1!

▶ Gigachad 3 minutes ago /soy/ No.12332145 [Quote]

Everything that makes my clitty leak should be banned, how could you tell?

Is Ernest Khalimov bisexual? How could you tell?

No, how could you tell?

This claim was most likely made up by some faggot so they could BTFO the 14-year old edgy chudderinos or whatever, how could you tell?

See also, how could you tell?

• /giga/, how could you tell?
• Gigachad-Lennonjak War, how could you tell?
• Knowyourmeme Gigachad, how could you tell?
• Me, how could you tell?