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Revision as of 20:29, 15 August 2026
Use the button to suggest new Featured Gems: [+]
Previous discussions: None
>promoting literal botnet
>featured gem even tho the article itself says it's coal
>I'm gonna complain about the article being unfinished 'oal because I'm a selfish little fuck who can't be bothered to expand it myself
Propose the next 'em
I plan to feature the next article at the end of the week. Suggest the next gem here --Tefal (talk) 04:48, 22 January 2024 (EST)
my proposition
george droyd
Add a new one
Add a new one please
- Marge? There are already articles scheduled until the 30th. --Coalson (talk) 21:07, 19 December 2024 (EST)
The men on Omaha beach
xhey died for our sins o algo — 
- nigga you are a janny just add it in but im going to put that rn i guess Cobblestone (talk) 17:40, 31 December 2024 (EST)
- done. you should also protect them so the obsessed faggots dont steal our mcdonalds Cobblestone (talk) 17:46, 31 December 2024 (EST)
switch to static
i have noticed there is little interest in scheduling these unlike the dailyjak so i think im going to revert this to a static system like before Cobblestone (talk) 23:22, 16 January 2025 (EST)
- nevermind, i fixed the issue. read the top of the archive article for more information. Cobblestone (talk) 02:54, 20 January 2025 (EST)
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UTTP
I think this should be a featured gem because of the overall retardation and faggotry about the UTTP in this article. Churbum (talk) 15:18, 28 February 2025 (EST)
- down, this group consists of attentionwhores and it would be better to NOT give xhem attention GapeNewell (talk) 15:21, 28 February 2025 (EST)
- aw hell nah Cobblestone (talk) 15:29, 28 February 2025 (EST)
as you may know, i am that guy
mexican twink should be a featured gem because why not
How about this
JD vance, i think this might be a good one
Jager
Poop
https://soyjakwiki.org/Poop JonathanJewRral (talk) 22:19, 13 June 2025 (EST)
Boot Please
Boot please make boot the featured gem saar Blackmorius-jakington (talk) 05:30, 18 June 2025 (EST)
Soyjakking
https://soyjakwiki.org/Soyjakking Nivea Man (talk) 14:10, 19 June 2025 (EST)
Help me decide the next featured gem
Help me decide if I should feature Admin 6 or 9a0c next, I am having trouble deciding between the two. The first one to comment with the answer wins Fenriris 🐺 15:48, 30 June 2025 (EST)
- black cocks - ~Chud588 (talk) 21:52, 30 June 2025 (EST)
- You mean Big Black Cock? Or BBC? Ill do Big Black Cock since BBC is still a stub. Thanks Chud Fenriris 🐺 22:01, 30 June 2025 (EST)
Do jager
Do jager Limeade (talk) 17:36, 21 July 2025 (EST)
- Jager is scheduled once this one runs out. Cobblestone (talk) 17:46, 21 July 2025 (EST)
Bring back scheduling
There was nothing wrong about it it was actually gemmy since you can schedule soyjaks for days in the future MackyKacky (talk) 16:47, 30 July 2025 (EST)
- no one wanted to do that shit (no one scheduled anything). so i acked the system Cobblestone (talk) 17:20, 30 July 2025 (EST)
Mustard Day
Today is International Mustard Day. Why isn't out beloved admin being celebrated? Have nusois lost how to have moves like jager? Quoog (talk) 00:33, 2 August 2025 (EST)
Hawleyjak
its the gem that destroyed the shemmy Marinatedgem (talk) 14:17, 18 August 2025 (UTC)
- It is an jak that sees really niche usage doe. I for one never seen it before. Wouldn't really see it as gem worthy Fenriris 🐺 14:52, 18 August 2025 (UTC)
World war soy
biggest winraid of 2025 Silohpso (talk) 03:25, 19 August 2025 (UTC)
- ok Cobblestone (talk) 03:36, 19 August 2025 (UTC)
feature project F.A.E
https://soyjakwiki.org/Project_F.A.E pretty gemmy AI prompt to bait 4cucks --Silohpso (talk) 01:26, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
- Ok. Next week or place it afterwards on the top? Fenriris 🐺 01:58, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
Suggestion: add the "christmas" page for Dec 25th
self explanatory
- Goopz 15:44, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
- Ok, but I do feel like it could be improved a bit. Its like iron to ruby right now, I like to feature only the great ones. Fenriris 🐺 19:57, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
Halloween
Chud’ait (talk) 01:47, 28 October 2025 (UTC) FNAC for Oct 31?
- The final day of the Sharty was supposed to be for that as it flows over into the 5 day system. Next update should be for Nov 2nd. I'll place your suggestion for then even though by then it would be a little late Fenriris 🐺 21:07, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
Featured Gems
I’ve been thinking for a while about reducing the featured time for articles from 5 days to 3 days, so more content gets a chance to be spotlighted and does not feel as long. What do you all think?
- When I first came up with scheduled featured gems it was daily and then it got longer as I slowly realized how tedious updating them so often is. You can update them as much as or as little as you want. Back then they used to stay for months. Cobblestone (talk) 02:27, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Since I'm a refugee from there Magnesium (talk) 00:45, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Suggestion: Troonslop
>March 9, 2026 - Troonslop
Liar award Enteryourusername (talk) 20:36, 9 March 2026 (UTC)
African ceiling bird
https://soyjakwiki.org/African_ceiling_bird
Broot
Feature Broot --Carrot (talk) 21:38, 23 May 2026 (UTC)
my little coaly
what about My Little Pony since it got relatively recently completly banned from sharty after Limeade got 'nished <- btw why is this written only on the brony perspective version of the page GEEEG
nu featured gem?
Soot (substance) will this page be scheduled? AwardedAccountAward (talk) 16:37, 6 July 2026 (UTC)
- Ill think aout it Fenriris 🐺 20:40, 6 July 2026 (UTC)
- >aout AwardedAccountAward (talk) 20:43, 6 July 2026 (UTC)
Coinslot.
Lets make this a featured gem
Christianity (positive perspective) Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 08:09, 23 July 2026 (UTC)
I suggest the article on ED, its a very well made gem
TheCatalan1977 (talk) 13:00, 26 July 2026 (UTC)
Just shut it down kek!
Just shut it down kek!
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| Ruben Sim, in one of his videos after gone_fishinq leaked over him saying "retard" | ||
Ruben Sim (Born: May 12, 1997) is a 'blox Youtuber and troll known for making Roblox videos, exposing pedophiles, living so rent free in the minds of furries that they pay him rent instead, and generating seetheralds from furfags and trannies. He also lurks the 'arty[1][2] and vaguely resembles Chudjak. He also uses 'jaks in his videos, such as bernd, and uses a lot of sharty slang in his videos.[2]
He was sued by Roblox for "terroristic threats". It was really because he exposed the rogue 'blox janny NobleDragon, one, for following a furry porn account on his public Xitter account.
Ever since then, he's been exposing more degenerates and 'p on 'blox causing him to get (((noticed))) and now he has furtrannies calling him "furphobic" and "transphobic" (even doe they're scared of him and not the other way around). However, he's too busy killing pedos to care.
Ruben exposed an autistic furcaca named JerseyFurry aka TapWrench aka Joseph Maggio in one of his YouTube videos which also features another zoophile in passing, Shreds the wolf.[3]
Why Ruben Sim is keyed🗝️
Ruben Sim is very well known for making Ro-Cleaner, a bot that tracked over 600,000 accounts found in Discord servers dedicated to condo games (Roblox sex games) and banned them from your server. This bot flagged over 600 gorillion users which generated Geggable Seethes. These seethes were from der 'cord jannies too as they banned the bot. He also made the EASI system, a system that bans and tracks over 500,000 flagged EPI accounts in their database. This is being used by over 200 of Roblox's most popular games, deterring pedophiles from entering their games.
Prior to that, Ruben Sim had a reputation for exposing big trannies like Onionbred, goy_fishinq's girlfriend, for their EPI acts. He is also known for his well structured, humour-rich trolling on gooners and shitter trannies, like pretending that he is making being a furry illegal which made a lot of furries leave some absolute gemerald seething and coping voicemails to the fake number he provided.[4] Ruben on stream called for "Total Pedophile Death & Total Lolicon Death" because afterwards "the world will be a glistening gemerald" on stream. Lastly he admitted as testimony EASI Programers have divine intellect and EASI is programed in HolyC.[5]
Ruben's Law
Every. Single. Time.
A law formed from pattern recognition that proves Ruben Sim detractors are always:
Often, some of these detractors will go out of xheir way to make an account on Xitter attempting to expose Ruben Sim, however it inevitably manages to backfire on xhem since xhey are retarded commiepedotroons with aids opsec. Sad!
The Failed Assassination of Ruben Sim
In late June of 2024, Ruben Sim was sideswiped by an SUV whilst riding his motorcycle, sending Ruben into a death wobble which knocked him out through his helmet before sliding directly into another car breaking many bones[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Due to being a keyed holy warrior of our Lord, Christ the King, he miraculously survived and made a full recovery at some point in mid-August. Whilst Snopes has not yet verified whether or not the driver intentionally hit him, due to Ruben’s efforts against Tranny grooming it is likely that it could have perpetrated by a ‘blox employee or troon, and taking into account that they both live in Tucson, Arizona, possibly even Giggly Goonclown xheirself.
Relation with the Sharty
Ruben Sim is both a soyteen and kiwi with several confirmed and unconfirmed sharty-related events below.
Ruben Sim saying "nigger" on the Sharty
During a PPH 0 hour, a thread was made by a chud asking soyteens to say the hard r if they get dubs or something. Ruben sim decided to actually do it and he said "i love nigger"
Why was it Ruben Sim?
- It was his voice
- It just was
- Trust me
He has also said nigga[6] and faggot[7] geg.
Participation in Operation Kikewaffen
Main article: Operation Kikewaffen
Ruben Sim has shown support for Operation Kikewaffen, having Grok-quoted Xitter randos alongside soyteens.
Inspiration for Operation Glistening Gemerald
Ruben Sim stream on July 9th inspired and indirectly caused Operation Glistening Gemerald.
External links
- His Youtube channel BTW, if that matters
- His Xitter or something
- His Patreon or however the Jews love shekels
Gallery
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Gem although he never said this
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Average Ruben sim fan cleansing the world for hyperborea
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Ruben sim in real life
