Trans BBC theory

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The trans bbc theory is a mind blowing, a24, genre defining, slowburn kino, no jumpscares, Biblically accurate, analog horror, video essayist material, theory that suggests that BBCs could be trans. Over the years scientists have researched this topic if a BBC could be trans, with multiple sightings and supposed images of said trans BBCs. The existence of trans BBCs has not yet been confirmed, and CNN as well as snopes has declared it a problematic conspiracy theory.

What if Hitler had a trans BBC?

Historians have argued if Adolf Hitler had a trans BBC, always ending up inconclusive. One researcher stands out, Dr. Soystein has done vigorous research regarding the trans bbc question for 6 and a half years now. In an autobiography of Dr. Soyberg written by himself, he said he knew Dr. Soystein, and claims Soystein thought that Hitler did have a trans bbc. Two weeks later Dr. Soyberg would succumb to his wounds at the great asylum insurrection of 2020.

Dr. Soyberg in 2019

>	Clearly, Hitler had a trans bbc. I've done extensive research on his posture, the way he talks, his sexual life, autobiography, first-hand accounts, and a lot of them recall Hitler having a trans bbc.	<
-Dr. Soyberg's autobiography, p.146

Depictions of trans BBCs

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  Exhibit A: An artistic depiction based on a patient's account to his therapist.
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  Exhibit B: An alleged picture of a pooner with a trans bbc, authenticity of this photograph has not been confirmed.

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