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Death of soyjak.party

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>Though maybe you were looking for the time this almost came to be?

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This was made by a butthurt kuzist, DON'T WATCH

The Death of soyjak.party, also known as

Soypocalypse Ϫ

, is a hypothetical future event or process orchestrated by the WEF, the CIA, the New World Order, the Kolyma Network, Discord, and BLACKED productions where Admin 6 and/or a true Poopson materialize and the Sharty either:

  • Goes down permanently due to a lack of hosting or domain drop and undergoes a physical death. Many factors could lead to this, including difficulty in finding a hosting service that is willing to tolerate the more controversial elements of the Sharty. Certain fluorescent gentlemen may also seize the Sharty's servers in response to trickery.

Quote shutting down the site

Quote stated that he wouldn't sell the site when he is done, instead would shut down in 3 years

Death of soyjak.party
is part of a series on
SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY

>SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
"Und we've trained (you) to support us!"
Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
Major events [-+]