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H3K
H3K[a] is a namefag on SoyBooru who is best known for uploading templates and making new variants and stealing a lot of GETs. He discovered the soysphere through the 'ki in 2023; but he started engaging with the community and posting OC since late 2024.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
He was known for having a fat fetish and making horny comments to any post that contains a fat/obese woman[1], as he did that many other namefags started hating on him for projecting his fetish on the comment section
, which caused them to make many slopjaks of him. This was amplified by the fact that he was known to have a DeviantArt account where he made shitty pornographic fetish art of Hazbin Hotel characters and femjaks,
which was brought up in a post, leading to one user turning him into a massive gegbull.[2]
Thankfully, somewhere around mid 2025, he realised that acting like a retarded gooner and lusting over fat people for attention isn't a good way to show yourself, so he found GQD and became a based Christchad or something. Then he would go on to participate in the Greco-Turkish war, making users like tvrkicwvrriorforyuo seethe.
After that, he started posting as many templates and nu-variants as he can, reaching around 1700 posts as of January 15th of 2026. He's also probably the nicest soyteen you can talk to. [3] (Erm, WHOLESOME 100! UPDQQTED!)
Things he likes[edit | edit source]
- A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak (his favourite variant)
- Acquiring GETs on the 'ru
- Amerimutt
- Autism
- Chuddified soyjaks
- Christianity
- DOOM
- FAITH: The Unholy Trinity
- Fusionjaks
- Minecraft, he is also seen playing in Soycraft.
- RLCraft (A popular survival modpack within the minecraft modding community infamous for it's difficulty)
- Team Fortress 2
- Putting tophats on soyjaks
- Skibidi Toilet
- Squirreljaks
- Templates
Things he dislikes[edit | edit source]
- Atheism, paganism, and anyone who insults Christ
- Spadefags and BBC Racebait
- Dusty forced nuvariants, such as Floweyjak, Bangjak, and especially Vlodson
- Furfags
- Metawhiners
- People who make no OC and only force their drama nobody cares about
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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A24 Slowburn Chudjak (a chuddified version of his favourite variant)
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One of his many old self inserts as Neutralplier.
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The 123123 GET on the 'ru (coincidentally made on Father's Day).
Notes
Snopes
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1117-0220-59/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/19908
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1117-0717-35/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/116478
- ↑ Interacting with him isn't an absolute niggerhell.