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Greco-Turkish War

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Greco-Turkish War is darker than coal...
Greco-Turkish War
Part of useless nigger wars

the absolute state of the kebabgyro
DateMid/Late June 2025 - July 11th 2025
Location
Result Stalemate
Belligerents

/ Colorlesspy  Executed
tvrkicwvrriorforyuo  Executed
Tong
Turkish Chuds
Azerbaijani Azeri-Armenian War veterans
Supported by:
Mick  Executed
Imperator  Executed
Toilet-G

KillerKenyan

//ToonSoy
/ Warrior-Z
/ Alfietheboorufag

antiswarthy

Korg Executed
jewishautismaward78
Garf
Spanish_Chud
Junibooru  Executed
H3K
toniylijani
Dzagir
Teasuck

Greek Chuds
Armenian Azeri-Armenian War veterans
Supported by:
/ Sabiopajin
OdessanBVLL
hairynigga468
/ Jimbo
Emperor_Of_Micronesia
SUPERNIGGA

NumberGOD
Commanders and leaders

The Ghost of Atatürk

Erdoğan

(((Claudia Sheinbaum)))

Keir Starmer

The Ghost of Constantine I
Konstantinos Tasoulas

Kyriakos Mitsotakis
Strength

Slopjak spam
Antimatter
Autism

Coal

Slopjak spam
Coal

Autism

Slopjak spam
Coal
Antimatter

Autism
Casualties and losses
  • Irreparable damage to the booru and its comment sections
  • 100000 get stolen by an anti-greek falseflagger
  • Tvrkicwvrriorforyuo banned from the 'ru and the shroom for embedding oneshot 'p in an anti-jimbo soyjak on SoyBooru
  • Korg getting exposed as a porn-making falseflagger
  • Xittercord cucks being banned on both sides, including Imperator
  • Everyone involved forced to sign a j*b application
  • 5,392,902 Turks killed (4 million civilians killed, 1 million soldiers killed)
  • 6,432,101 Greeks killed (3 million civilians killed, 3 million soldiers killed)
Map of the Situation as of July 11th 2025.

The Greco-Turkish War was YET ANOTHER forced countrywar (countrywars in the big 2025 🥀) fought between the SoyBooru users of Turkey and Greece, started and forced by Astrofene's X group chat.

History[edit | edit source]

Beginning of the war[edit | edit source]

The conflict began in early June 2025 due to some tvrkish chuds flinging their own shit at Korg in some small skirmishes, on the 13th/14th of the same month, the conflict accelerated greatly when Colorlesspy got directly involved in the conflict and both namefags began flinging shit at each other, this quickly dragged in more namefags (garf, jewishautismaward78, and tvrkicwvrriorforyuo) into the conflict, turning the relatively small shitflinging show into a full scale countrywar. Since early May, the brimmiest posts started to get bumped under the name of "TVRKARYAN GEM" (the original TVRKARYAN soyjak featuring a Cobson wearing a Turkish flag shirt and was holding a paper reading "Fact" was made by the SoyBooru user Imperator) to falseflag as turks enjoying goonslop, which caused irreparable damage to the comment sections considering the antimatter was getting bumped to own le hecking turkroaches. When the full-scale countrywar began, turks began to do the same, falseflagging as "GREEKARYAN GEMS". Eventually, each side would begin to make disgusting and strange deviantart tier falseflag soyjaks to mock eachother. Many of these falseflags included inflation/fat fetish slop.

On 3rd July, an anon stole the 100,000 get (evendoe the number of post is actually 126197) with a low-effort anti-greek falseflageverybody will forget it the next day though the next day tvrkicwvrriorforyuo would start shitflinging with other namefags (such as making anti-Christian posts), Colorlesspy would call him out for derailing the purpose of the countrywar and make even more people hate them instead of just watching it break out for no reason.

July 8[edit | edit source]

This day goes down as the bloodiest day of the war since it began, various slopjaks were posted from all sides and the falseflaggings were spammed by the Greek side, like faking 'cord messages to get one of the major proxies of this war (Colorlesspy) banned or baiting tvrkicwvrriorforyuo using an alt account to bully him into leaving the war, which would work and result in him leaving the Soysphere for several days and leaving Colorlesspy the only commander left in this war. Hours later Imperator would plan another set of two falseflag accounts as Colorlesspy to try and ruin his reputation (literally right after making a post glazing him) but would later get both of them banned for being related to a 'cord by two 'ru moderators, which he apologizes for later. And hours after that Korg, using his highly intellectual mind would reply to one of the old 'tosses of him depicting him as a vantablack brapping meximutt with a Greek t-shirt and comment "Why does he look like me?" on his main account, exposing himself as the tvrkicwvrriorforyuo falseflag account which posted a drawing of himself using a buninjaak subvariant head that was supposed to represent a bunny, which would make every namefag on his side suddenly change their opinions and look down upon him with nothing but disgust considering it was supposed to represent an animal, and on top of a traced gay porn as if that wasn't enough. Ironically enough Korg would be the exact victim of what he'd accuse Colorlesspy for being, which would now leave Colorlesspy as the only standing major proxy of the key point of the war despite it looking like it was all over for Tvrks like 3 hours ago.

July 9[edit | edit source]

Junibooru, Korg, Colorlesspy, Toniylijani, Sabiopajin and possibly more, were exposed to be in what was essentially a discord server together (xitter groupchat). This led to even more controversy as people accused their namefag dramas as being artificial.

The Oneshot incident[edit | edit source]

On the 10th-11th of July, tvrkicwvrriorforyuo uploaded an anti-jimbo post with embedded niko porn. Almost immediately every single person on the 'ru called xim out for essentially posting 'p on the 'ru, tvrkicwvrrior refused any allegation and the arguments to defend himself saved him regardless of a bad reputation, but didn't save him from being banned in the Shroom. Eventually on July 20 2025, he would be banned by Quote ximself a little over a week after the incident.

The Xittercord Purge[edit | edit source]

On the 11th, Garf discovered that toniylijani was mutuals with Astrofene on Xitter, which pressured Toniylijani to delete his account and leak members of the server, including Astrofene, Junibooru, Imperator and Soyia_Agent, who were also members of the xitter groupchat that Garf previously found out about and exposed. This meant all members of the group were WILLINGLY in a 'cord with a known pedokike. Garf then forwarded the info he gathered to Warrior-Z which led to him banning Korg, Imperator, Junibooru, Soyia_Agent, Sabiopajin and Colorlesspy in a namefag purge. This effectively ended this coaly forced countrywar.[1] [2]

Toniylijani ended up being spared for deleting his account early, leaving the groupchat and willingly giving up other members of the server.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Citations

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