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PROUD TRANNY PEDO/ZOOPHILES
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Pedo-meter 3000:

>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN! These people are GOONERS!

Xey have severe porn addiction induced by years of being terminally online clittycels
>IM GOONING HNNNNNNNNNGH
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Furries are furries, obviously.
THESE NIGGAS HAVE ASSBURGERS

Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)
Furries are related to Der 'Cord

Don't DM any gooner (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p.

Furries are massive retards!
These individuals are gegbulls, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.
Exodus 22:19
>FURRIES ARE PERFECTLY FINE THE PORN SIDE IS JUST THE DARK SIDE!! LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!

Furries, also called furfags, are a fetish that many autistic young people online have tragically fallen victim to, most likely as a result from grooming at a young age and bad parenting. They share a common sexual attraction to and love for anthropomorphic animals (and non-anthropomorphic ones as well) whether it be from video games, anime/cartoons or REAL LIFE. They are often falsely claimed to be a """(((minority)))""" (big fat lie meant to fuel an activist's humiliation fetish because he knows the right will note this fact, as there are even less reasons for them to be a minority than faggots) or "subculture".

Furries are terminally online, with many congregating on Discoal (run by furries), Reddit (moderated by tranny furries) and Twitter. Many others congregate on special dedicated fetish websites such as FurAffinity, inkbunny and e621. Commonplace in the community is grooming minors and developing "fursonas" and "OCs for ERP purposes", such as Cobson's fursona Cubson (he/xe/it)[1] and Feraljak's trans wolfy xueen (she/they).[2]

Furries are extremely autistic and are willing to blow thousands of dollars to have a 14 year-old on DeviantArt draw their obese dragon OC named "pudding" farting in a pool. The Furry community is filled with pay pigs who are willing to invest seemingly endless amounts of money into their fetish/hobby. The furry community has developed its own massive economy, with furries often doing commissions for each other, whether these be drawing their character(s), spending thousands on a "fursuit" of their fursona, or making custom plushies of them.

This image perfectly captures the entire essence of the furfag community, shot at midwest furfest in 2018

As furries are overwhelmingly gay (more than 89.9%, 2020)[3], trannies or femboys, and the large majority are sexual perverts, this has gained them an awful reputation online. Due to the reputation of the fandom being overwhelmingly gay and autistic, the majority of furries weren't even attracted to the furry aesthetics in the first place, they just sneaked their way into the community in desperate attempts to find someone as retarded and gay as them.

The furry fandom consists primarily from lonely degenerate balding IT guys in their late 20's and 30's[4] seeking escapism from their miserable lives and hopefully finding new grooming victims on der 'cord. There's a common myth on the internet, especially on places like TikTok and Instagram, that furfags are actually all geniuses who make multitudes more money than the average chudcel. Snopes itself has confirmed this is not true and is basically average leftynigger activity to tuck away grooming and sexual perversion within the fandom from the eyes of a chudcel.

History[edit | edit source]

Furfag flood[edit | edit source]

During The Soot era, Furry content was prohibited by the existing rules. This all changed when Kuz and Kolyma took control. The moderation was more and more easy on NAS, and during late 2022 the first furry general was created on /qa/. In the following months things began to get even worse, as furries tried to catty-wipe /soy/, in order to force Kuz to add /fur/. Despite this furries were still allowed to thrive in /qa/, with their threads reaching as much as 1000 replies.

'nished to /nate/[edit | edit source]

The pipeline(even though it showcases a closeted horsefucker's steady descent into bestiality, and it has nothing to do with furfaggotry as those two factions are not overlapping with each other most of the time.)

During The Third Soyvil War, when degeneration was at its peak on the Party, (see /fap/) people began to target furry generals, spamming them with 'cado and Cobsons (see Dave), alonside trying to catty wipe /qa/ as much as possible. In the end, jannies sided with the anti furries, banishing them to /nate/ for the following 3 months. After a while furries returned to /qa/,but with less influence.

As of April 2025 they are no longer allowed on /qa/. GEEEEEEEG!

Furries were unbanned from all boards following The Great Cuckset for some unknown reason. On the 25th of July they were banned from /soy/, giving a permanent ban to whoever posts "furshit".

Involvement in the Great Purge[edit | edit source]

During Froot's 50 Board Plan, much to the surprise of many Daves, a /fur/ board was added. It quickly became flooded with porn and other niggerstones, along with people that wanted to troll the furfags. Around after 1-2 days of brim, Froot decided to pull a h*ckin trollerino like muh oldfag m00tykins and ban everyone who posted on that board, including non furries. More about this in the Great Purge article.

Terminology[edit | edit source]

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Anthro[edit | edit source]

Anthro, short for anthropomorphic, is a catch-all term for your standard bipedal furfags due to them possessing several human-like qualities.[5] Some species are naturally classified as anthro for this reason.

The counterpart to Anthros are Ferals, which are non-human in nature.[and zoophilic in nature too]

Feral[edit | edit source]

Ferals are furries that more closely resemble actual animals (i.e. four-legged as opposed to bipedal) that may or may not possess human-like intelligence. Some furries often defend pornography featuring feral animals because "they are intelligent” and do not consider it zoophilia (as only intelligent creatures can consent o algo). Defenders of loli/shota/cub use the same logic. Ferals are very popular among certain furries[mostly zoophiles], but are mostly disliked by the wider community.[only MOSTLY🔒 and sadly not COMPLETELY🗝️]

Therians[edit | edit source]

Therians are a subgrouping of furfags who identify themselves as non-human, in the sense of actually being an animal.[6] (Sometimes also referred to as "otherkin" or "transspecies")[it just is, ok?] Contrary to "normal" furfags, which do not typically consider themselves to be an animal and only as a part of their persona.[they just do, ok?]

Therians have gained significant notoriety due to it's quasi-religious nature and it's increasing popularity amongst children,[source needed] which usually leads to them being groomed.[7]

Yiff[edit | edit source]

Yiff is the sound foxes make when they molest each other[8], and was originally used as part of the "Foxese" language made by some fox furfags in the 90's and which allegedly had no sexual connotation at the time.[9]

The word is can be used to refer to multiple different sexual activities which furries partake in:

Furry failtrolls commonly spam yiff on sites which they dislike to incite a reaction from it's userbase.[they just do, ok??] It is important to not engage with yiff spammers, as you would do if encountering a 'p spammer, as doing so fuels their ego and causes them to continue to spam.

The reason why this term even exists in the first place, is because 96% of furries have engaged in watching furry pornography at some point, with 50% them agreeing that sexual play is a major part of their online persona.[11]

Cub[edit | edit source]

See also: Pedophilia

Cub is a catch-all term for prepubescent (under the age of 13) furry characters, but almost always refers to pornography featuring underage (or underage in terms of appearance)[this still makes it illegal in the US btw] furry characters, it falls under the same category of pedophilic artwork as loli and shota.

Proving that a furry character is in fact under the age of 18 is significantly more difficult due to the nature of the artwork, as a result the legal ramifications of drawing or distributing this form of CSAM are often non-existent, and many of the worst offenders go on to not be prosecuted due to lack of evidence and/or legal praxis.[at least in burgerland and yuhrope o algo]

NOTE: You should still try and deploy glowNVKEs on these "people" as if they end up being charged it may lead to more successful arrests in the future.

Babyfur[edit | edit source]

See also: Age regression#ABDL

Babyfur is a term used for both pornography of furry characters under the age of 5, and by niggers that LARP as children due to their le mental trauma or something, and is commonly grouped together to ABDL "people" due to their similar proclivities for being pedophiles.

Babyfurs will often claim that their art and roleplay is completely non-sexual, and (((echo))) other common pedophile talking points. It is important to not waste your time and energy trying to debate with these retards, as it will get you nowhere.

Prosecuting people drawing babyfur "art" and roleplaying as babyfurs is significantly easier due to the obviously pedophilic nature of it, with lots of legal praxis existing for how to prosecute these deranged niggers.

Knot[edit | edit source]

A knot is a part of a canine's penis, and it's no surprise that furries often use it in their jokes. Be sure to inform them of the better knot for gemmy seetheralds.

What should you do if someone uses these terms unironically[edit | edit source]

  1. Call them furfags.[this rarely does anything doe]
  2. Pray for them to repent and leave the fandom.
  3. Block them on xitter.[Marge as if this does anything]
  4. Dox them.
  5. Send them 'zas and tell their parents.
  6. Let everyone know about them. (Including the glowies in severe cases)
  7. Beat some sense into them.
  8. Kill them. (NOT recommended UNLESS as a LAST RESORT)

Gallery[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

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