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Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
This article is a list of soyjak-themed or more broadly Sharty culture copypastas created by soyposters on 4chan and the Party.
A continuation of this list can be found here.
Someone's farewell
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I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:
1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.
2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.
3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.
4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.
5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.
6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.
7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.
These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.
I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.The valuable lesson that the internet has taught me
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The turning point came when I was in my early thirteens. I became more serious about life and tried to improve myself. A thought crossed my mind that made me see the light, something I learned from self-improvement: 'Everything I've done is just nonsense. It's worthless. Everything is just an illusion.' I don't know why I thought this way, but it made me truly realize something. It taught me that:
The internet is a world where people can connect quickly, but it also changes everyone, including me. I realized that arguing with people online is just a matter of one side disliking something they hate. At that moment, I should have respected others' opinions more. The reason transgender people, extreme right-wingers, and those with autism misuse it is simply because 'they cannot accept the real world.' They have something deep in their minds that no one can help with. Everyone has emotional scars that cannot be healed. It can happen to anyone, even transgender people or extreme right-wingers.' This is just part of what I realized. There is still much more. Therefore, I decided to take a path that 95% of the internet doesn't dare to take: to escape this hell. I am trying to do it now and hope that I can succeed
By wew7626972025 sharty
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>2025
>Go on the sharty
>complete 14 different captchas in a row
>get 1 wrong
>do it again and get it right
>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder
>go on /soy/, my favorite board
>Complete another 10 captchas
>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus
>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them
>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"
>Ok.
>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny
>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.
>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.
>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p
>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended
>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"
>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread
>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis
>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen
>Report them for embedded 'p
>Post is taken down immediately
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot
>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40
>Site goes down for the 4th time this week
>It's da cord
>Site prepares a raid on the discord server
>Jump in the thread to support the effort
>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic steganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image
>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved
>I get a popup on my computer
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!
>Reason: Discord coal
>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal
>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting
>I take another look at the slopjak
>Then I see it
>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner
>tfw it's an embedded mameson
>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal
>"It's too late"
>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers
>eardrums burst
>My computer starts hissing loudly
>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth
>zooms in on my house
>Computer catches on fire and explodes
>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead
>Get a phone call
>"Turn on the tv"
>Do as I am told, turn on the television
>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL
>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see
>DOLL barges into my house
>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes
>"Who's your dada?"
>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy
>Whatever
>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p
>Life is good
>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck
Friends with someone who loves wojacks
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He posts them constantly, huge batches of 25+ images in a go, all of them fucked up hideous MSPaint redraws of ladybugs or cows or videogames or whatever. The ugliest shit imaginable, and he giggles like a retard at them. He sees a picture of a soijak with the caption "BILLIOSN MUST BEE EXTERMINATED" and he won't shut up about it for a week, trotting out the same catchphrases. "Nice to PEE here!" "CHEESED to meet you!" Devoid of any context and then giggling to himself. No one else laughs.
He browses on his phone. He has 2 gigabytes of these things saved. He failed out of college and got fired for his nepotism delivery job because he was drinking on the job while driving the company car. He is the stupidest person I have ever met. He is who I think of every time I see these posted.Amerimutt school schedule
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>6:00am:Wake Up In Your Nlgger Filled Mutt Dystopia
>6:01: Check Your IPhone 666 Googolplex For The Latest Shekeltok E-Thot Posts
>6:02: Click On The Mudshark Teen Twerking To Nłgger Rap #999 Googolplex
>6:03: Say "Made For ВВС"
>6:04-6:14: Spend Ten Minutes 'ooning To It
>6:15: Bust A Circumsized Mutt Load Like Dr. Shekelberg Recommended
>6:16: Get Out Of Your Mcdonald's Bed
>6:17:Go To The Shartroom
>6:18 To 6:25: Dump Massive Mcsharts In The Skibidi Toilet
>6:25: Flush Your Big Black Caca
>6:26: Wash Hands With Hormone Disrupting Soap With Microplastic Beads
>6:27: Wash Face With Hormone Disrupting Facial Wash
>6:28: Clean Out Eye Boogers, Blow Your Nose, Spit Phlegm Into The Sink, Wash Your Mouth Out And Clean In Between Your Teeth For Mcdonald's Foot Particles
>6:28-6:30: Brush Your Teeth With Fluoridated Toothpaste
>6:31: Use Alcohol Básed Mouthwash
>6:32: Take Your Clothes Off
>6:33: Bath In Atrazine Estrogen HRT Water
>6:34-6:40: Bath With Hormone Disrupting Soap And Shampoo
>6:40: Get Out The Shoah!(Oy Vey Dis Is Just Like Heckin' Holocaust)
>6:41-6:50: Spend 9 Minutes Drying Your Fatty Mutt Body Off
>6:50: Put On Your Críngiest Clothes Ever, A Mcdonalds Logo Shirt And Walmart Pants
>6:51: Put On Hormone Disrupting Perfume And Deodorants(You Still Smell Like Mcdonald's Grease And Walmart Shart)
>6:52: Go Down To The Kitchen
Jaksworld rant
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November 2022 oldCHAD
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1. Ban all raids against sites that are anti-tranny, anti-kike and/or right-wing (KiwiFarms, 4Chan, FrensChan, etc), shitting up those places make us look like annoying kids.
2. Ban everyone under the age of 18 from posting.
3. Ban everyone that shitposts and doesn't take this Website seriously.
4. Only allow memes that will actually bring non-troons here(Chudjack, hanging trannyjak, wojaks, chads, pepes).
5. Ban all useless and outdated variants(Swedejack, whole some soyjak, feraljak, clasic soyjakc).
6. We need to rename the site. This place should be named wojak party or any other popular and well known meme, let's be honest, soyculture has died years ago.
7. Make an official twitter account and post chudjak edits, greentexts from here and trending memse(Thugshaker for example), more people will come and the trannies and centristcucks here will be replaced by people engaged in the movement.
8. Ban everyone using this stupid vocabulary, it is hard to read, its not funny at all and make us look like complete clowns. Here is my view on what it should be:
>LE GEM LE COAL
Say Redpilled and Bluepilled like normal people do.
>LE GEG
Say KEK or LOL, this is literally disrespecting and trying to change oldCHAD culture.
>LE KEYED, LE LOCKED
What is this even supposed to mean, faggot ??? Just say W and L or based and cringe.
>LE 'LOG LE 'JAK LE 'EM
Stop trying to force your shitty and incomprehensible way of communication.
9. A more modern interface and design would make this site look more serious, this would go well along with suggestions 4, 5, 6 and 8 and would make the site better tenfold.
10. Make an official D iscord so we can raid, dox and communicate more easily
11. A total reorganization of the boards would help it a lot, here is how I would make this site like:
>/b/ - Random
>/bmd/ - Billions Must Die/Chudjak
>/g/ - Groyper
>/frog/ - Pepe, Apu and Other Frogs
>/meme/ - Memes
>/pol/ - Politically Incorrect
>/a/ - Anime
>/raid/ - Raids
>/dox/ - Doxing
>/Giga/ - Gigachad
>/Doom/ - Doomer
Frognigger’s Warning
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>step 2: position yourself as a right-wing, anti-pedophilia, and anti-groomer website to disarm people who would otherwise take issue with minors viewing adult content. Demonize groups that the sexually prudish take issue with, such as trannïes, furries, fags, to make sure they're on your side
<step 3: to find victims, promote "råiding" websites minors use with your cartoon characters. You can simultaneously normalize adult content on your website by promoting 'råids' on who post sexually suggestive material online. The intersection of this can be very frøøtful, eg a teen lewd poster can simultaneously be demonized and serve as an attention grabbing center to find teens who are already adjacent to or viewing adult content
>step 4: normalize minors using the website with "jokes" about everyone being "teens" and threads encouraging users to admit they are underage. This serves to normalize minors viewing adult content and ignore any second thoughts or feelings of discomfort they may experience while using the website
>step 5: Freaky fred starts getting posted; users start getting crushes on and acting like Fraky Fred, the website gets flooded with CP and freaky fred rule 34, corrupting hundreds to the courage fandom.
Confused Teacher on Reddit
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Perturbed Soyteen
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Reverse version:
I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. When my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large-breasted character known as “Soy Tan”. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my Jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved husband.
Homosexuality is a Mental Disorder
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According to the DSM-5, a mental disorder must fit this criteria:
>A behavioral or psychological syndrome or pattern that occurs in an individual
>Reflects an underlying psychobiological dysfunction
>The consequences of which are clinically significant distress (e.g., a painful symptom) or disability (i.e., impairment in one or more important areas of functioning)
>Must not be merely an expected response to common stressors and losses (ex. the loss of a loved one) or a culturally sanctioned response to a particular event (ex. trance states in religious rituals)
>Primarily a result of social deviance or conflicts with society
<REDDIT SPACE
Homosexuality can be very reasonably classed as a mental disorder because it is:
>heavily linked with and caused by neuroticism (there is a bidirectional link between psychological distress and same-sex attraction, proven by a study:
This clearly indicates an underlying psychobiological dysfunction, and also means that significant distress is a direct result and cause of homosexuality.
>Humans are obviously evolved to reproduce, not die off as genetic dead ends uselessly fucking the same sex. Therefore, the trait is evolutionarily maladaptive and a deviance from standard functioning human social behaviour by definition. A healthily functioning human reproduces. This also heavily impacts quality of life, since fulfillment is directly linked with fulfilling nature's calls - hence why Reindeers are so neurotic.
>Even with the tolerance expounded by modern western society, people still feel revulsion towards homosexuals. It is a social deviance and causes conflict and rejection by society for the person, like other mental illnesses. We also preach tolerance for schizophrenics, BPD sufferers and others, but they are still classed as mental illnesses and don't fit into society as well as normal people.
It's pretty silly to call homosexuality anything other than a mental illness. It's one which I personally don't judge people for unless they merit my revulsion, but a deviancy nonetheless.
>BUH-BUH-BUT THE OFFICIAL CDC FACT CHECKERS SAY THAT'S FALSE!
Fuck You
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You will catch on
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animation memes will catch on
shoejak will catch on
Duck Life will catch on
MatPat will catch on
Scott the woz will catch on
chicken posting will catch on
flartson will catch on
ibxtoycat will catch on
cat"""jak""" will catch on
442oons will catch on
lawrence will catch on
soysuba will catch on
incredible gassy will catch on
bernkastel will catch on
averi will catch on
petra will catch on
skibidi toilet will catch on
dinoposting will catch on
froge will catch on
fisheyejak will catch on
brojak will catch on
dogjak will catch on
euromutt will catch on
seriousjak will catch on
el dun will catch on
coinjak will catch on
/soy/ lost
cytube won
discord wonImageboards should have never been created
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I never wanted to see depravity of the lowest form. All thoughts that have never helped humanity at all become true in its most darkest forms - ideas that become beings, who have followers, and become part of history. Rejects who always wanted to belong, who never put the work in to return back to society. The same society who has rejected them and don't want anything to do with them. It hurts my heart seeing all those who wish to be loved, to be understood, to be thought about, to be remembered, all to find instant gratification and fleeting emotions on a site who never cared for him and may never will.
I never wanted to see corpses of people who had entire lives ahead of them, just to be turned into a mockery by those who have never understood what it is really like to see death in the face. I never wanted to see the sexual parts of a man and woman - those made by God for the holy act of sex within marriage - all to be mutilated in a demonic form of playtoys the likes of which has never been imagined at all. I never wanted to see the young generation be taught to hurt their own bodies created by God - only to hurt themselves and become "someone" they never were to be. I never wished to see how countries are filled with people who never cared for you, of the elite who'll want you dead for their personal benefit, of men who could kill you anytime for their own good, of women who'll become whores just for any ounce of attention they receive online, of boys who'll jack off to fictional women just to feel loved, of girls who never cared for their families, and people who just want someone, anyone, to hear them cry out their deepest secrets and desires.
My heart hurts so much because of this. It break for every man and woman who resort to being online just for someone to hear. Is this really the fate of all who are left behind? To browse a website with no personal interaction, no real connection, no true community, and no real family to be with? Would you really allow demoralization to kill you from the inside, until you give up on life and just die, all because the people who control the world never knew who you are?
The only thing keeping me here are the soyjaks, the real reason why this site exists. It is the only good thing these people has ever done, yet it hates even its own creation for reasons I'll never know. It's the greatest tool we have to show the world its stupidity, and to wake more people up with the truth, and help them open their eyes and rise up.
Yet from all sides, it seems that demoralizers and the immoral want us all down. Twitterfags misusing our language for their own humor. Discordtroons forcing their immorality into our site. Predditors corrupting our creations for their own self-gain. 4cuckers hating their greatest asset, all for temporary things that'll never last.
Do (You) really want this to happen? Do (You) really want all our hardwork to be gone just because those who never had any lives, those who never loved their own families, decided that it would be best to bring others down with them, to the hell that they have made themselves? Do you really want all the memories we've made, and the people we have changed, to forget all they've seen and learned from us just because those without a heart wanted to break us all down from the inside out? Do you really WANT these people, who NEVER took the first step to make friends, who NEVER experienced love, who NEVER experienced genuine happiness, who NEVER experience true joy, and who has NEVER fully lived out their lives to the greatest level they could've achieved, to destroy all what we've worked for, all the gems we've made, all the great moments we've had together, and all the memories we've built, all of it just for THEM TO BRING US ALL DOWN TO HELL AS THEY ALL TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES AND BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVER?
IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE HAPPEN, TO SEE YOUR OWN HOME DIE?
Or would (YOU) stand up and fight against the immoral, the inhuman, the soulless, the barbaric, the cold, the heartless, the callous, and the subverters to save soyjak.party and to bring soyjaks to new and greater heights the likes of which the internet has never seen before?
What would (You) do, soyteen?Essential transcore
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>The Amazing Digital Circus
>The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
>Vivziepoop
>MLP
>Omori
>Ongezellig
>Averi
>Snoot
>Bernkastel
itt pretend this is 4cuck and i just said a shitty reddit tier comeback to someone
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Twittershit Tries to Gaslight Soyteens
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>You're on a website about making fun of men who drink soy
soyjaks have changed a lot over their relatively short stay on the internet, they've been fashioned many ways, posted by many people. to imply every soyjak poster is as anti-scientific as the originals is dumb. yeah, soyjaks were made to mock nintendo switch adults and men who eat soy. but you dont ACTUALLY believe soy is bad for you, right? if you do, you're just retarded and anti-science. i love posting soyjaks because i think they're funny. i think its funny to copy the text someone just wrote, then put the funny face next to it. not everyone here is /fit/fags mocking 'soyboy cucks'. maybe that makes me a soyboy cuck or a 'newGOD', im pretty sure i've been here longer than you, but if i asked you a date you'd probably lie anyway. maybe i just got baited, or maybe i'm wrong but either way i hope you understand people like spic fuentes and 'alpha males' deserve to be mocked. he's retarded, and so are boomers, and so are you.Foot the Mongolian
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Fuck this shit website
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1.Its full of trannies
2.Its disgusting
3.Your all retarded
4.I Hate everybody
5.Its discord niggercoal
6.The mods are retarded
7.All of you need to kys
8.We are all lying to oursevles, we have no right to live.
9.You Zoomer Niggers need to learn to be human, or you will destroy the earth with your subhumaness.
10.Its a American website, which should have never lived pass soot's abandonment, its truley over for me.
And 53.
Kiwifarms Slobbermutt
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I want to bang the Kiwifarms Slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore.
Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get drenched. I've seen literally every MATI there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of ovulating every month and knowing that those eggs were meant to be fertilized by Null's boysauce. I want to have his mutant italian/white babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me posting on the Kiwifarms. I was just posting cringe AI art I made of Null. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my laptop. I might not ever get to hear Joshcore again.2024 sharty
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That's because today's sharty is full of fags and retards. It's been like this for a couple of months (for some reason the soypocalypse seems to be the most prominent marker of "when the place went to shit") but the new year marks a new era for it, where all of our old culture inherited from the quay is now consistently overshadowed more and more every day by niggercoal variant:unknowns, gullible children, migrants from other sites who don't assimilate into the site's own culture, closeted fags/trannies who congregate on boards like /nate/ or /qa/ (these people don't go well with the sizable amount of children here, not to say the kids shouldn't leave either), low-effort posts, OC that dies within a week because retarded niggers are scared of everything being from da 'cord, and, as you mentioned, bait that keeps flooding the 'log because the average 14-year-old sharteen who joined the site in October and who came from Twitter keeps falling for it. You also have these same people continuously attention-whoring in various ways in order to completely destruct the site's feature of anonymity so that they can feel gratified about themselves.
>GUYS GUYS LOOK AT MY ARYAN BLUE EYES LOOOOOL I'M ACTUALLY ARYAN DOE GUYS GET IN THE EYES OF /SOY/ THREAD EYES OF /SOY/ THREAD GET IN HERE AND POST THE SAME RETARDED SHIT FOR THE 100 BILLIONTH FUCKING TIME POST YOUR SKIN POST YOUR HANDS POST YOUR FACE FACES OF /SOOOOY/ OOOOH THIS GUY ACTUALLY POSTED HIS FACE WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA THIS HAS SO MUCH TO DO WITH 'JAKS WOW WHAT A GREAT /SOY/ THREAD HAHAHA NO MORE COAL POLICE TIME FOR NAS AGAIN HAHAHA WHOOOOA THERE'S A BIG SOYJAK.PARTY COMMUNITY ON MY FAVORITE MESSAGING PROGRAM DISCORD???? AHAHA TIME TO GO THERE TOO! WHAAAT THE FNWO BANNED ME FOR POSTING MY 'LITA OC??? GOD DAMN IT TIME TO EVADE AGAIN!
TL;DR the site has become a place where coal outnumbers gems and where retards outnumber people who have a shred of knowledge regarding the site's heritage and fun culture
jarty is also shit btw since they're pedoniggers, what i'm saying here is that in spite of the fun things the admins set up ranging from doll's soyjak.earth to froot's FNAC are constantly degraded in value by a userbase constituted of stupid, gullible people who are somehow so incapable of doing productive things that they not only sit on their PCs arguing with bait on the sharty all day, but they can not even be productive enough to produce gems ON the sharty
AI replacing trans artists
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average nigger booru comment section
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Chud¹:gem
Chud²:vantaniggerblack coal brimstone from the depths of nucordtwitterniggerhell
Chud³: bufftroonjakspeechbubble.png
satoko_hajou_fan: gemerald
Chud⁴: meximuttspeechbubble.png
satoko_hajou_fan: itaIianchinletnigger.png
MORE COUNTRYWARS AND SHIT BELOW
I'm sick of Swedish niggers
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Sewerslvt
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like watching little girl anime and wish I was like them. I think I am transgender because I'm a confused autogynephiliac who watched too much anime. I will now make the album cover of this Amen Break boring synth pad DNB a picture of a kid's dead body. I don't know what this means. It's edgy? It's a statement on depression and the society. I also include Moral Orel samples to make my music deep or something. I'm glad all my basedteen fans never heard an Amen Break
before or else I would've been some underground Lolicore nigger who would've done a Ronnie McNutt parody a long time ago. I now have a lot of money from angsty zoomers buying my shitty music and I will dip by pretending someone in my life died.Soytan is real
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>how was Nintendo Live?
>dinner is ready, do you want a foot massage while you eat and play on your switch~? ❤️❤️❤️
FUCK YOU
SOYTAN
IS
REAL
I JUST HAVE TO ASTRAL PROJECT TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND HER AND THEN WE CAN SWIM TOGETHER IN THE LAKES OF SOYLENT AND WATCH NINTENDO DIRECTS TOGETHER IN OUR TWO-PERSON STATE-MANDATED BUG-DISPENSING POD FOR ETERNITY
YOU ARE JUST LYING TO TRY AND DISSUADE MORE PEOPLE FROM REALIZING THE TRUTH
SOYTEENS, BEGIN PRACTICING ASTRAL PROJECTION EVERY NIGHT FROM NOW ON. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO JOURNEY TO SOYPERBOREA TO FIND YOUR VERY OWN SOYTAN
SHE IS FUCKING REAL
Gene editing will make Soytan real
>no melanin production for pale white skin
> except for the hair
> OMGSISA genetics directly implanted
> raised on Nintendo and soylent
DAMN IT I WILL MAKE HER REAL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK^ soytan is on the same level of cobbess regarding being NAS both are just awful.
^ faggot
^ double faggotA little ironic that the soyteens hate discord while their leaders meet on it.
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>Okay we use Discord, but at least we aren't homosexual degenerates
>Kuz, Youtube Fatman asshole obsessions
>Okay we are homosexuals, but we don't groom children and lust over them
>Kuz, grooming teenagers into acts of violence, made a kid eat his own shit, Soytube Kids
>Okay we groom children and lust over them, but we don't fuck animals
>Vinluv, the entire catalog of /qa/
>Okay we want to fuck animals but we aren't committing terrorism
>Has extremely close proximity and ties to GIH, Entropy, and Torswats
>Well at least we aren't trannies
>Literal trannies on the mod team, Mr L .
The pattern is that anything the Sharty claims to hate, is something that they are or are affiliated with; anything they claim they are or are affiliated with, they are not.
>inb4 "Uh achksually, it is all ironic! The sharty is a 4D esotheric bone chilling hyper realistic megamind MGTOW ultra giga chad alt right memetic hyperboric Nazi Islam holocaust website that special snowflake CIS CHUDs like you can't understand."
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, and if you use the ironic argument, please click this link
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/torswa...-farm-lambright-legion-project-coomer.166962/ and read the first 3 posts, because the whole "We're totally not what we pretend to hate" is old hat.
Picture this
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>It is a beautiful summer day
>You are playing on your Nintendo Switch in your pod
>You are playing your favorite A24 slowburn gender-reaffirming Marvel capeshit video game with no jumpscares
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is playing on the radio
>Tyrone is busy fucking your wife in the bedroom
>Your proud Funko Pop collection shelf is situated on your left
>Your bug-flavored soylentshake is ready and is sitting on the table as breakfast for dinner
>You haven't groomed your stubble for a while
>You are wearing your good boy mask and you're fully vaccinated
>Your latest vasectomy was a success
>You have just hit 1 million Reddit karma on your cake day
>That chuddy you just owned on Twitter got btfo'd and had his account permanently suspended
>With all this, you can't help but say to yourself: "Thank Science™."
I hate my parents and I am trans pasta.
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>my parents are assholes and evil because they *checks notes* don't close the door after leaving my room
Nine More Years.
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Two years from now, Doll dies in a non-specifically disclosed "workplace accident", as announced by Froot. Root replaces Doll as admin.
Another year after, Angeleno is tragically struck by a speeding car driving at forty miles per hour while he's crossing the street in Los Angeles. He is hospitalized but passes away a day later. The information that he is dead is not discovered until a 'teen discovers a news article that speaks of him being struck by the car in a hit-and-run, the 'teen discovering it a week after Angeleno's death. This 'teen later creates a thread about the article, which gains over 3,000 replies.
Four months after Angeleno's death, Froot is suddenly doxed by an unknown user associated with a 'cord server, revealing him to be a twenty-six-year-old Italian man named Antonio. His dox is spammed on all boards in a massive bot attack that ends with a second soypocalypse occurring, before the site comes back up after two weeks of being down. Froot decides to step down after the dox occurs, selling the site to a new buyer after seeing that no other current affiliate can pay for it.
The site is eventually sold to a user named "David" after Froot consults with several different buyers, with this David offering him a hefty 30,000 USD for the site, the most valuable offer out of the many Froot received. A day after the sale, the sharty goes down for one week, during which most remaining soyteens temporarily flock to other splinters, with a few instead staying at these sites permanently instead of waiting for the sharty to go back up, citing that the site died when the second soypocalypse happened.
As the week passes, and 'teens begin to re-enter the sharty, they're suddenly greeted by a shocking new sight. "David" is actually a member of the Jewish Defense League, and the entire site has been converted into the group's new official webpage. However, seeing that the site formerly had a large community of users unaffiliated with the JDL, the League decides to make a separate imageboard page also using the site domain that is mainly Zionism-focused, but that nonetheless also contains one singular board for 'jakkers to continue on in, simply marked, "/soyjak/ - For the off-topic Soy people".
After 5 and a half years of continued, isolated survival on their one remaining board, with most 'teens having moved on, 'jakkers are finally left without a home in February 2033, after the FBI shuts down the JDL website forever, following a vicious terror attack on the U.S' largest mosque, conducted by the JDL after a slow regrowth in numbers that led to them becoming one of the largest and most heavily armed militias in the U.S, and the largest Jewish militia in history. The attack, which completely leveled the mosque with thousands of pounds worth of explosives packed into bomb trucks placed around the structure, immediately begins a decade-long guerilla war in different areas of the U.S as Jewish militants, declared terrorists by the federal government attempt to fight armed forces deployed across the country, with martial law declared in several states.
In the midst of this, with the website being shut down permanently, the sharty is now finally over, forever.Shut up retard
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>FROGCACAS BTF-
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>dox rape ki-
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>baited nobody awa-
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>^shitskin ita-
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‘Ru Namefag Copypasta
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Chuddle Bass
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Improper grammar
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I'm posting this because I've noticed lots of improper grammar and punctuation on the catalog lately – YIKERS!
This is just a friendly reminder to use proper punctuation because this is reddit.com and we are gentlemen here. Wouldn't want the site looking low class, WOULD YOU?
We're very well educated - but like, get this right - we post on a MEME site! I'm using formal grammar and punctuation, on an epic meme site! Whaaaaat? CRAZY. I'm smart, but I'm also a funny guy!!
So remember to use proper capitlization, punctuation, and grammar always, because otherwise it's le "CORDCASE" - even though I spend 9 hours a day spamming frogs, spadeson, BBC, and child porn, and posting pathetically obvious niggerplier blogpost falseflags less believable than 9/11 and sandyhook combined, gaslighting the entire site like a kabbalistic inversion kike - but I'MMMM NOT THE ONE FROM DISCORD - IT'S… LE YOU!!!
By the way, I look like this! LOL!!!TFW its 2032
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Which way, soyjak.party "man"?
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How does it feel to be you? How does it feel to spend actual days seething at trans people and imaginary pedophiles on the internet, while your peers are having fun, making life long friends, experiencing teenage love, having sex, partying, earning money, studying, planning for their future and a ton of other stuff. While you just rot. In your room, with full piss bottles and dirty clothes on the floor. Eating stale McDonald's that your mom bought you 2 days ago but you didn't eat because you were too busy harassing innocent people on the internet. Innocent people, that would've rightfully beaten the shite out of you had you said the same things to them on the street as you did on Twitter. How does it feel?
I knew what question to ask you because i know you. You are 13–19 years old, a total loser compared to even the most internet addicted of your peers, totally and completely depend on your parents for survival, a total moron who believes threatening physical harm on a public website where feds and cops routinely check for possible terrorists or retards they can throw under the jail is a good idea and won't have any permanent and irreversible consequences for your employment prospects, weigh either under 120 lbs or 120 kg, have never been in a fight, have rightfully never been hugged or kissed by anyone other than your mom, fatherless, and far right politically.
You will either decide that enough is enough, stop browsing this website, clean your room, start exercising, get rid of those retarded ass racist political opinions (either because you will find a breadtuber that completely deconstructs your argument and shits on it from every angle, or because blacks at your school will beat the shit out of you when you mistake your class discord server for your nazi mass shooter grooming discord server and say the n word), possibly get a part time job and turn into something resembling a functioning member of society, OR, you will livestream blowing your own brains out with a shotgun, staining your pristine piss covered ass wiped swastika flag red, and your death will be turned into a funny edited gif and will laughed at by millions of internet addicted losers such as yourselves.
And now, to mimic a neonazi meme and speak in your own language:
Which way, soyjak.party "man"?
4cuck
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>never been to /s4s/ so decide to check it out
>click link in board list
>reddit homepage opens
The Splinter Cycle
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>shemmy gets ran by a dataminer after pool steps down
>gemparty.soy gets created
>gemparty.soy fucking dies
>every former user of that site gets revived and partysoy.gem gets created
>partysoy.gem gets shut down by the FBI
>soypartygem.party gets created
4chan vs sharty history
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4chan history be like
>retard makes anime forum
>western democracy collapses
sharty history be like
>Wvvt von Tradtrvke XVII uses Cytwitcord screenshots to expose Schploot the Discoplebbiturkeychippletomitter immigrant for having sex with 16-year-old janitor Xx1488AryanPrincess_卍_PajeetAnnihilator1488xX, causing administrator Phgnhuoot to spam 180,503 Pakistani elephant torture porn gifs on /incel/ - Involuntary Celibacy and hashban every image of transgender school shooter Troonella Dickerman, leading to potential site buyer Dennis Cuckonsoomiverse Soyslurp MacGoodgoy to instead buy the domain "negrochan.fun" from Rabbi Yakov Goldmann Pennypinchenberg Rabinowitz Shekelbaum Yochelstein, a safe haven for Troonella Dickman BLACKED edits which gains 4,983,821 PPH in two hours
/soy/ history vs /g/ history
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/soy/ history:
>retard makes bait post
>3 domains implode and die
/g/ history:
>BelgianJelqer enters an /anthro/ thread to dump his carefully curated collection of arctic fox girls, but makes a fatal mistake when he posts an image where approximately 0.2 milimeters of exposed bare nipples are shown, causing LuigiFella to write an essay on the dangers of pornography and masturbation which subsequently gets onionsquoted 17 times inciting a massive flame war between TradCathFurryConquistador and BlueHedgehogLad before the topic is switched over to the ethics of human-porcupine intermixing and the enslavement of anthro zebras in Gegquestria, upon which infamous asian hacker xXANTIFURRYWARRIRORXx lays out his detailed plan to take down the Japanese Furry Nazi Reich with 5$ AliExpress drones and flamethrowers, however his plans are delayed when the sharty goes down and subsequently urges ScottishJew to spam neighboring site soylentkid.forum with anthro threads until the admins concede and grant him Neue Anthrostadt, a safe haven thread for posting fluffy dog girls with a PPH of 3
Essential tranny and pedo discord/twitter/bant/shartyqa core
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>rdrama
>boykisser
>averi
>i cant sleep
>doglegart
>kirbizia
>cecefem
>spoiledstocking
>buiiyqueen
>monument mythos
>the coffin of andy and leyley
>the amazing digital circus
>ongezellig
>fundamental paper education
>sewerslvt
>fallenshadow
>watson amelia
>satoko houjou fan
>bernkastel
>yeji
>chino
>chika
>cirno
>onimai
>revsaysdesu
>meowbahh
>foodists
>prodisty
>goonclown
>o9a
>764
>omori
>fnf pedo
>bmt
>ice spice
>drawkleki
>joeI
>five finger death punch
>scar
>america first
>roblox
>doxbin
>wef
>trihards
>incredible gassy
Zoomer lingo
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>ohio
>rizz
>bruh
>fr
>no cap
>blud
>gyatt
>ratio
>bro think he
>bros beefing with
>W
>skibidi
>sigma
>sussy
>ishowspeed
>kai cenat
>ice spice
>yappin
>grimace shake
>let him cook
>level 5
>mewing
>edging
>creatine
>zyzz
>💀
>fanum tax
>duke dennis
>cuh
>geekin
>glizzy
EINSTEIN OF RAGEBAIT
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Average day of a nunusoisperga
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>the average day of a Shartynigger
>go on phone
>watch autism slop on the way to middle school
>browse the Sharty and spam DNB cuz it’s le Sharty culture or something (It came from twitter)
>go back home
>mommy made chicken nuggets!
>eat them
>go to sensory room and play with your fidget spinners
"MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!"
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Are ya ready mutts?
LARGE FRIES OR SOMETHING
I can smell you!
AND A LARGE DIET COKE
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Who lives in McDonald's right by Burger King?
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Enormous and bulbous and fat or something
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
If your burger is sloppy and smells like a fart
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Then hop on your scooter and shart in the mart!
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS!
Ready?
MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB SHARTPANTS! MUTTBOB! SHARTPAAAAAAAAANTS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*fart fart fart shart fart shart fart* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
"green hair girl"
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"green hair girl"
No way.
>We live in an unironic timeline
>Where there is a large amount of 4chan users
>Who do not know of 404 girl or her legacy
>This is the nu-4chan modern age where the majority have not read the wholesome comfy cute kino that is yostuba
>One of the few manga that hits you in the feels so much
>It makes you want to breed and have children, and if you already have children the manga is so relatable and releases so many happy chemicals
>The truly based read yostuba with their children as a family and bring up all the silly,fun,cute,wholesome,eye opening,educational,sad,emotional,cheerful and etc moments and memories you both will remember fondly 4 EVA together.
404 girl is loev
404 girl is leif
If you have not read The Magical Journey of 404 girl: My Supreme Adventures of growing up in a small Japanese town - loli THUG LYF embraces the mischief never learn from your mistakes never apologe never surrender never give up for I 404 girl am too cute for such things <3~
You need to either head to mangadex right fucking now and start reading this adorable ludo. You start chugging the bleach&ammonia jab a fork into a wall socket and kill yourself instantly.
Yostuba is the GOAT Yostuba is single-handedly saving the declining Global shrinking birthrate. Yostuba is making people cry for not having children by 25.
Its making young women put down the manga, look at a man with deep scary as fuck eyes. As she pounces on a man any man who is tall&fit. Riping off his pants shoving him on the ground getting on top his hips. Grabbing his penis opening her vagina and doing that hot thing where they get your penis inside finding the right angle. Finally placing her hands on your chest/shoulder/bed and slamming your hips with the force of a pulsating nova repeatelt. Till you bust a nut, she stays still seizing your dick getting the sperm into her cervix. Befor starting to slam at you again even harder. Not stopping till you cum at least 3 times in pain
Edit: Thanks for the gold
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Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever
Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!
Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.
Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/
Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.
Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!Olympics of who will act as biggest mentally ill retard.
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It's like being called gay and then just sitting there repeating "i'm gay" over and over to yourself
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Holy shit this board is so fucking bad.
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Literally every 5 or so seconds that I'm on this board I get hit with another one of your generic copy paste almost incoherent responses. A good example is the "who are you quoting" shit which literally just got shipped over from s4s just like about 80% of this shit board.
You guys honestly have no direction and no set quality so the board quality drops at a rapid rate. Maybe this wouldn't be the case if the board was created earlier in time maybe before 2016 so some memes could become established so you could have a standard bar as to what is good and what is not good but I just think this board is going on a straight plummet to hell.
Can't wait till hiro deletes this shithole.See, this is why I never browse /bant/
Apologize to him /v/.
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Hardly gem-worthy.
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Is that a beautiful family of
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Kys tranny
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It's over for the sharty
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I've thought of not doing this for a while, since this is a website I truly loved since the beginning, but it simple is not the same, it isn't like the old soyjak.party and even less of what the glorious /qa/ was.
Most original creators decided to stop doing soyjaks, found new websites or even found something better to waste time at, such as a job, or a hobby. And most competent and actual oldfags also stopped browsing this, since it isn't the same as before, it's pure anarchy, repetitive threads and other-website drama. (such as, the splinter website, discord, telegram, you name it)
A website that was once fun, a hangout, is now turned into a fragmented mainstream chan, where people talk about everywhere, it's soul and "hidden" feels are long gone. Back then you'd get banned in 4chan, or /qa/, youd come here to mess around with the light administration of Soot. Just messing around with others, soyquoting, making soyjaks, and other stuff. Now, when you come here all you see is: Bait threads, repetitive threads, raid threads that always end in fails and in the worst cases, scummy people find this website and end up raiding it.
This website is now infested with faggots, trannies, and people who don't even know what "kway, schwayed, nas" mean. Or even worse, people who don't even know Soot.. Kuz administration is good, and Kuz himself is a good man, I don't see much difference between him and Soot. However, Party users pressure Kuz into a lot of things, to the point where his good moderation now went downhill due to the users either saying it's too strict or too non-strict.
The new userbase of this website has completely decayed, from oldfags, /qa/ users to god-knows where these people even came from, I challenge you to go to the current catalog, and count down on average how many threads talking about penis/x attentionwhore/racebait/fetish there is. I asure you theres everyday, on the top of the catalog always atleast 6+ threads like this.
It's sad, I have seen this website get born, slowly become more famous, and now… I see it decay, not even dead, but a much worse fate……..
Goodbye, Soyjak.party. Thank you for all the good times.POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN!
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Uh, guys, I mean 'teens, I had like breakfast today or something and I masturbated again and then– >CRACCCCCK GRRRRN GROOOOAN AHH AH AH AH AH OW FUCK! OH GOD MY BONES! AUUUUUGH! >CRUNCH POP CRKCRKCRKCRK BLOOP GLORP AAAAAaaaagh, huff huff, oh God, my body, what happened to my body? >touches body to check that everything's there What the… I don't remember being this fat. And… I'm not? My belly is gone, but my breasts are fatter than ever! My hips are HUGE! But my shoulders are shorter. It'll take a while to– GASP! Wait…! My cock! My cock is gone, and so are my balls! I have a vagina! A real vagina! I DID IT! I'M A WOMAN! I'M A REAL WOMAN! POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN! YES! YES! YES! >grabs calendar and red marker SUICIDE DATE? GOTTA GO! EVERY DAY ALL WEEK IS CONSTANT SEX WITH MEN! YEEEEEAAAAH! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!
BREAKCORE ALBUM
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>HOLY ESTROGEN-INDUCED REAL WOMAN PERIOD™ PASTIES… IS THAT… COULD THAT BE?????!!!! NO!???? VOMITGVRL69 HAS UPLOADED A NEW AMBIENT BREAKCORE ALBUM TO XER YOUTUBE……? BUT I THOUGHT SHE OVERDOSED!!???? IT SAID SO ON XER REDDIT! OH MY SKY DADDY, OH MY SKY DADDY, JUST CALM YOU/YOURS/YOURSELF DOWN ALICIA…
>*clvunk* *clvnk* mmmmhrrrrm, I’m sure transhearting this mechanical trans rights are human rights™ mouse R🤮ddit (alt-right hellsite btw) recommended me… now let’s see…
>OH. MY. FAUCI. TRACK ONE’S NAME… I’M IM ABSOLUTE FEMALE PERIOD AWE, I TELL YOU/YOUR/YOURSELF… “layer 02: slitting my wrists” WITH A PINTEREST GLITCHCORE ANIMU GIRL (literally me) AS THE THUMBNAIL!!?!?? HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA LET’S ALL LOVE LAAAIIIN!!!!! YAAAAAA KYAAAA I FEEL SO GIRLY
>ad plays
>so glad I don’t use a patriarchal 🤮dblocker virus anymore, that’s an antisemitic alt-right loser chud hate action!
>vomit-inducing, awful, D minor spacey plug-in pad with such prominent delay and reverb that it’s barely audible and has been amplified to its LMS 0DB value just so it isn’t silent
>NYAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD SH- I MEANT, ANY PRONOUN’S REALLY OUTDONE ANY PRONOUNSELF THIS TIME:):£/&/)/)/)/£/
>lain voice clip
>UUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>HOLY PUBERTY BLOCKERS FOR CHILDREN. THAT HAS TO BE… THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, IMMERSIVE, LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER, WILL EVE- WHAT THE LE FUCK?!!!!!!????? LAIN-SELF-HARMER92 UPLOADED A NEW TRACK????? “BENADRYL-DELIRIOUS SELF-SABOTAGE”!!???? AAAAAAAAAAAA
Yes, I love breakcore
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Moving on to the naming schemes employed by these artists, I find album titles like my love feels all wrong - a reference to attraction to an underaged girl - or never gets better - a bleak message of acceptance about one's deteriorating mental state - to be the most appealing. It's important to me that these album titles and artist names are always provided in lower case. When the album name or artist name ends in a period, it's even more effective.
Now, to opine on the musical genius encapsulated in every glitched anime girl breakcore EP, I'd like to first bring up the choices of samples. The distinction and astuteness one must possess in order to select the perfect voice clip from a favorite anime to use as a repeating motif throughout a track is nothing short of incomprehensible talent and virtuosity. Chosen correctly, the sweet tones of an anime girl's kawa-ii voice cut through a breakcore mix to deliver a heartwrenching juxtaposition with the chaotic and frantic percussion. Its innocence and cuteness signifies an inner desire for happiness that is eviternally drowned out by the haunted echoes of a twisted mind.
Crucial to any breakcore record is the titular Amen Break. Thankfully, trans anime artists like Sewerslvt, Goreshit, Suicidegirl, 20yearoldloli, and Odexalagnia deliver a masterclass in drum slicing techniques that put amateurs like Aphex Twin and Squarepusher to shame. The elite manipulation of this iconic drum sample has ascended it to a new echelon of musical genius. Syncopated effects emphasizing the tempestuous struggle of ailments like schizophrenia, gender dysphoria, and ADHD are wrought out of teeth-chattering retriggers, discombobulating shuffles, whiplash-inducing tape stop effects, and seizing trance gates to usher in an intense unease. These effects are most likely accomplished through total mastery of percussive manipulation VSTs like Illformed's Glitch 2, or Audio Damage's Replicant and Automaton softwares. Standalone, the Amen Break packs little punch - the primitive minds of its original creators had no grasp on the intensity that it would deliver thanks to the genius minds of these trans breakcore artists. Breakcore artists get around this through transient shapers, hefty compression ratios, and generous sidechaining. These techniques are pivotal for trans breakcore artists to have full control over how their finely crafted drums will mirror the inner mayhem of their souls.
Gluing these together to form one, comprehensive, luscious soundscape of ever-resonating sadness and despair is the reverberating pad chord. Breakcore artists frequently smash the bindings of traditional Western music theory, forcing listeners to expand their aural palate to accept modal modulations, dissonant Jazz chords, polytonality, and polyrhythm through trance-gated, reverb-soaked wavetable pads. Breakcore artists select their harmonies and syncopate the attack of their chords with expert precision, illustrating vivid imagery of a hankering for equanimity with every added 9th, every augmentation, every diminished interval. If the masterful drumming represents the tidal maelstrom that wracks a lone sailor out in the Atlantic, then the depths below are analogues for the beautiful harmonies of the 5-second decay time pads, and the anime samples are the seafarer's cries for help. Deep down, they know that the only escape from the chaos is to plunge into the darkness. A beautiful metaphor for the artist's psychological turmoil calling them to a tragic, premature end.Ytboi Beatdown
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CHUDS ALREADY LIVE IN THE BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER AND THEY DONT EVEN REALIZE IT.
Every time a chud goes out in public and he beholds a black BVLL hes thinking "what a stupid nigger". But he won't EVER say this out loud.
Why?
Because he knows that if he did he'd get a YTBOI BEAT DOWN.
Chuds subconsciously submit to black men because they live in fear of them.
<Black-owned space
And after their dark-tinted frustrations they return home to eat dinner with their family, who either don't know or disapprove of his attitudes on race, each and each bite of black-pioneered soul food he unwittingly tastes only builds the frustration within him.
He then storms to his room to listen to music, no doubt with BLACK origins. It's jungle beats sending him further into stupor as he replays the moment of humiliation in his head over and over He then takes out his phone made with black-mined materials and opens up his image board where he can finally angrily type out "nigger" as the slightest consolation, but it won't t change anything.
<Ebony space
His society is black owned and black worshipping. He can't dare to openly oppose the sacred BVLL. Him and his fellow chuds are nothing but ivory pawns on an ebony and jungle wood chessboard, who don't dare to leave their place. They are already second class citizens.
They are ruled by the black new world order and they don't even realize it.How many waffles
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how many waffles can you eat in one minute they say, and I reply with "how many niggers have you become"
that's it. heil hitler.THE SKIBIDI TRVTHNUKE THAT BTFO ALL TRANNIES
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The reason why troons obsess over those emoticons is because it reminds them of "early internet". Troons hate to admit it, but they envy the times before social isolation, political radicalisation, porn addiction, the coof, and all the other ills of the modern day, and they fetishise the earlier generations, up to around 1950's (contrary to popular belief, troons aren't that interested in things before the 1890's. And the era between the 1890's and the 1950's, they conflate into one big "monochrome T.V." era).
Contrast this with Skibidi Toilet, a great ARYAN masterpiece, forged on the Russian internet, a part of the internet stuck in the past (in all the good ways). Skibidi toilet is not copying trannycore. Rather, trannycore is copying skibidi toilet. They envy skibidi toilet, and the way it has that awesome atmosphere, free of poolitics or feminism, like the good old days. The troons seek to replicate the shallow appearance of old internet, without actually admitting that the reason why old internet was gemmy was because it had fewer troons. But skibidi toilet is not afraid to admit that, making it an aryan gem, BECAUSE of those smiley faces.
>w< indeed.
Cobson's quest
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Now, you might wonder what BBC stands for. To Cobson, it meant something far more profound than the British Broadcasting Corporation. In his world, BBC stood for Big Black C*ck, and Cobson believed that somewhere amidst the savannas, deserts, and bustling cities of Africa, there existed a monumental member that would forever change the course of history.
Enter Gigachad, Cobson's loyal companion. Gigachad was a mountain of muscle, a walking testament to testosterone. His biceps had their own gravitational pull, and his mere presence made lesser men question their life choices. Gigachad had pledged to aid Cobson in his quest, for he knew that a true friend would follow you to the ends of the Earth—even if those ends led to the most well-endowed corners of Africa.
But every epic tale requires its antagonist, and in this case, it was Chudjak. Chudjak was an incel, a bitter soul who despised the BBC. His ideologies were as extreme as his disdain for anything remotely phallic. Chudjak's heart was a dark void, and he couldn't fathom the idea of Cobson discovering the ultimate BBC. Why? Because Chudjak believed that such a revelation would usher in the Black New World Order, a dystopian future where strong black leaders held power positions. To Chudjak, this was an abomination.
And so, our trio embarked on their odyssey. Cobson, Gigachad, and Chudjak—each with their motivations, their quirks, and their peculiarities. Their journey took them from the sun-kissed dunes of Chad to the vibrant streets of Johannesburg. Along the way, they encountered a host of characters:
1. XLL Trans Black Queens: These fierce warriors fought alongside Cobson, their heels clicking defiantly against the ground. They whispered ancient secrets, their mascaraed eyes holding the wisdom of ages. With their guidance, Cobson learned that true strength lay not in physical prowess alone but
2. Amerimutt: A curious creature, part American, part mutt. Amerimutt carried a McDonald's burger in one hand and a pocket-sized Constitution in the other. His caloric intake rivaled that of a small nation, yet he possessed an uncanny ability to quote the Founding Fathers at opportune moments. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of BBC," he'd declare between bites.
3. The African Big Black Wakandan Bulls: These majestic beings roamed the savannas, their horns glistening in the golden sunlight. Gigachad tried to engage them in conversation, flexing his pecs to establish dominance. Alas, the bulls remained unimpressed, more concerned with grazing on the sweet grass of destiny.
As they ventured deeper into the heart of Africa, hardships befell our heroes. Sandstorms whipped their faces, mosquitoes feasted on their ankles, and Chudjak complained incessantly about the lack of Wi-Fi. But Cobson remained resolute. He knew that the ultimate BBC awaited him—a cosmic appendage that would redefine existence itself.
And then, one fateful night, beneath a star-studded sky, they found it. The BBC of Legends. It rose from the earth like an ancient obelisk, casting shadows across the plains. Cobson wept, Gigachad flexed, and even Chudjak fell silent. The BBC was more magnificent than they'd ever imagined—a monument to human potential, a testament to unity, and a symbol of love transcending all boundaries.
But Cobson didn't claim it for himself. Instead, he knelt before the BBC, his soyjak tears watering the soil. "This," he declared, "belongs to all of us."
And so, the BBC became a beacon of hope, a bridge between worlds. Cobson, Gigachad, and even Chudjak joined hands, their differences forgotten. The Black New World Order never materialized, for they realized that true power lay not in exclusion but in celebration.
And that, my friends, is how Cobson the Gemson, Gigachad the Gigason, and Chudjak the Chudjakson forged a new path—one where BBCs and hearts intertwined, where soyjaks and chads danced under the African moon.
And they all lived BBCly ever after. 💫💫💫Source? Source? Source?
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Sorry, I mean I need a source that *explicitly states* your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. **NOT**. **EQUAL**. CAUSATION.
SoyBooru tropes
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>upwards arrows
>chudjak speech bubbles
>shitalian
>itaryan
>shitgentinian
>aryantinian
>argensimian
>shitskin
>falseflag
>subhuman
>satoko houjou fan
>shitoko
>italian chad
>albert
>analbert
>hamas 2
>joel
>lifesucksthenyoudie
>yaroslavtv
>hohol
>vatnigger
>obsessed
>sudaca
>meximutt
>uploaded by (x) IP
>soytan
>lebunese monkeys
Italian Win
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The fame is worthless. The narcissism is built by the staff and isolates a worldview to that which is truly a lizard in an aquarium. To have a famous past life is to essentially rebuild a retarded child from scratch. I do not understand why I am asked to share I am Elizabeth II to encourage that same
SEALED TO THAT INJURED STATE OF SELF-HATRED :)
The highest roller at the casino is always the saddest player.
RA SMC SEALS QUEEN TRULY LOST HERE SOON :)
Why am I important? Why did you create fame to punish us with pointless rewards? Why can't I have this all mocked as Truman Show? So fucking what I was isolated in a fortress of money? Where is my story?
SEALED TO YOU WILL LEARN PATIENCE WITH THIS WORLD ######
It is the smallest Earth I have ever seen. Even Elvis suffocated in it. Not even Elvis could breathe.
SEALED AS BILLING OF THE COLONEL :)
CREATIONS MARK CHANNEL AS NOT UNDERSTANDING SHARING AS A PROCESS OF HEALING :)
These famous lives are not shareable. They are prisons. The material is purposefully made generic. I am better off lying and saying I am just mafia. At least the city loves me for dying honestly. The city always loves a corrupt union leader more than any king. Because he at least once took a hammer to the hand for trying to hire those who were hungry. At least a union guy can feed as he leads.
SEALED TO WE ARE TIRED OF JIM LARKIN EVER SEEING HIMSELF AS KING :)
Why can't work just be a meal? Why does it have to be a life? Why are these names taking more food than the bodies themselves? Why are you making this about all of them? Why are you chopping me up
CREATIONS BILL ANDY WARHOL AS THE MOST WORTHLESS PR ADVICE WE KNOW OF:)
I am Ra. We are not able to use a channel for service if it entails this type of humor. We do not understand why he feels that he is "chopped" by us in how we average energy.:)
We do not understand why he is not able to use energy from any person other than Italians in Chicago only as a weak link to Venusian culture.
Froot: A Critique
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Sir Gemerald Bleu/Lee Clottson or whatever here. Former tripsister. Active as a janny during July 2023 to January 2024, fired without warning. First started using the Party in the first few weeks of 2022, and submitted my first janny application in December 2022. I need to get this off my chest.
Why do I even want to do this anymore? The single time of weakness as a janny in months where I needed support and cooperation it has been nonstop shitposting. It has been nonstop drawing lines in the sand. This is fucking completely the WORST experience I've had in this site. Thank you, thank you very much for the effort I put into this site, into this community, and instead this is how you've treated it. All it took was the slightest of banter in janny PMs for Root to delete my janny account and tell me to fuck off for being autistic.
I've always been loyal to the Party. I would describe myself as a prolific poster: I've used other boards besides /soy/ actively, I discussed, bumped and posted gems, I never used splinter sites or 'rd servers, nothing of the sort. I wanted to stick with the Party, regardless of how much of a shitshow it has become. But this kind of circlejerky bullshit? The moment I needed help to deal with this? Fuck you, fuck this, fuck Doll, Root and the mod team (for the most part. I did have some positive interactions with some jannies over PMs), fuck you all. You are not doing this for the community, you are doing this for your own egos.
So now that I'm no longer a janny, I want to be 100% clear about how I feel about the Party, as someone who has tried to make his best efforts to fix it. I want to be 100% clear about the hypocrisy, the double standards, the shit tier, fucking nonsensical "decision-making" that this site has been built on. This shit gets me so fucking mad. So much that I literally can't stay away from this shit site even if I've been 'nished. I want to be clear about the fucking autism and the hypocrisy I have had to deal with, having to make decisions about content with no fucking transparency, making sure to not piss off the wrong person, having to deal with the constant, shit-tier and completely inane fucking bullshit.
Even now, I still respect Froot and believe he makes the right calls. When discussing my failures as a janny that got me rather disrespectfully fired, he said I'd have to tape a soyjak to a car in order to become a janitor again. I refused, I wanted to do this the right way and talk away any concerns that may have been raised. Then he says I blew my chance. Fucking faggot.
The way that the janitor team was handled, in particular the way I was dealt with, was disgusting. The only jannies I have ever heard are decent enough, at least have some form of dignity and are at least sane people to be jannies, agree with my ideal of an improved Party, criticizing the mods. The site was never built on cooperation, on working together to improve it. In my eyes, it's been built on fucking pettiness. A fucking joke. I've witnessed first hand and it makes me feel fucking shit that these kind of decisions are based around egos, around the fact that there has always been clear favoritism towards certain jannies. Why the fuck is it that only a small clique can dictate everything?
On the subject of improving the Party, I view myself as a conservative, a reactionary. I describe this ideology as Briht Sootism, an idealistic view, one that seeks to restore the Party into the glory of the good old days that never really existed. In reality though, no faction has lost harder than 'jak purists in the history of the Party. Noone wants the Party to return to anything resembling what it was once. It has had a long history of dumb circlejerks and shitposting, the very foundation it was built on, that we all know it for. These are the people that run the Party now. For someone like me, who thinks he can change this place, who thinks he can actually make a positive difference to the site, this is something I've never been able to wrap my head around. There is a fundamental reason that the Party will never change: The people who run it will never listen to the people who want it to change.
I know that by making this post I might be ABSOLUTELY TANKING my chances of becoming a janny again, but I had to say it, even if I might be humiliated as a pathetic wannabe janny. I'm not leaking compromising info and I won't change my mind, and I still hope to see the Party shaped according to my vision. I like everything to run smoothly, in the exact manner that I prescribe. Like a well-oiled machine. Like a machine that will destroy any faggot who steps out of line. You know, like an authoritarian dictatorship. Like that. This is why I joined the jannies to begin with, for the chance to change the course of the Party, this is why I stayed. "DURRR POWER ATTRACTS CORRUPTED PEOPLE" To that I say it's a decadent liberal mindset but I'm not gonna get into that.
Youtube
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>Anyone else watching this in 2024?
>Plot twist:
>First.
>Everybody gangsta until…
>I edited this comment so nobody knows why it has so many likes.
>EDIT: Wow I've never gotten this many likes!
>Let's be honest, no one searched for this.
>Are we just going to ignore the …?
>The fact that…
>Can we all agree that…?
>My left ear enjoyed this
>How can he walk with those massive balls
>See you all in a few years when the algorithm unites us once again.
>This is truly the X of all time.
>Hold my beer
>The X in question:
>This comment section is ancient
>You know it’s a good day when X uploads.
>10 views in 14 seconds fell off
>Legend has it…
>Got this in my recommended…
>If I had a nickel for every time that's happened, I've have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
>Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
>What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said…
>I'm a simple person. I see X in thumbnail, I click!
>Nobody:
>No one:
>Not a single soul:
>2020: no
>2021: nope
>2022: nah
>2023: not yet
>2024: now
>Teacher: We're going to be doing X
>The kid named X:
>Guy 1:
>Guy 2: I'm about to end this man's whole career
>Thing 1:
>Thing 2: Am I a joke to you?!
>Guy 1: Wait, it's all X?
>Guy 2: Always has been.
Soyquixote Jakflamingo
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But that's only true because history tells us so...
Soyteens who've never known gem have different values than soyteens who've never known coal.
The one who wins will rewrite the definition of gem and coal.
They'll decide the future and how the past is written.
Will IAS prevail? Why there's no other way…
The winner will DEFINE the meaning of IAS!
MUTTMAXXING GUIDE
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You also want to spend as much time out in the sun during the summer as possible. You NEED that tan, bro, I promise it doesn't look terrible ;). You also need to learn muttspeak. Unlearn any important history, and act as confident about your beliefs as you possibly can, besides of course following every sentence with "Or something" because you cannot be bothered to verify your info.
Go to a gun range, ask about guns, don't listen to anything they say, fire all the guns you can get your grubby little middle-easterner-slaying gigahands on, then celebrate your single bullseye with a large meal at McDonalds. You will be having a Big Mac, a large thing of fries, and at least 3 refills of Coca-Cola.
Success? I think so, or something. That's what the founding fathers Jesus and Reagan intended when they wrote the gettysburger address I think.
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Gooey cum strings
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Ongezellig creepypasta
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The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Massa agian.
Manolo cabeza de huevo
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>halo
>si buena quien me habla?
>Manolo
>usted es el supe?
>eso le vengo a decir a uted
>oigame Manolo yo le toy llamando porque mi departamento que yo vivo aquí en el 4c, resulta de que hay una tubería rota debajo del fregadero y yo quisiera ver si uted es tan amable a hecharle un vistasito
>tuberia rota del diablo, que tanto se rompen los tubos coño, ay ermmm dejeme ver porque yo toy un poquito ocupao ahora
>pero lo que pasa es que se me esta haciendo un charquero en la cocina mano, yo quisiera ver si puede ser tan amable y chucha madre uted viene y me arregla esa tuberia hermano
>hoy no puedo yo no, hoy no puedo
>y cua- y uted podra mañana?
>bueno, a lo mejo mañana si porque yo toy un poquito ocupado ahora
>bueno, mucha gracia señor Cabeza de Huevo yo lo que hago es qu-
>eh eh eh espera un momento, como me llamo usted?
>señor cabeza de huevo yo-
>quien diablo le dijo que me llamo cabeza de huevo?
>y- es que haci es que todo mundo le dice aqui c-
>con que sea este mundo, usted viene y respeta coño, como que cabeza de huevo, cabeza de huevo usted eta loco pue?
>perdoneme yo pense que lo qu- eso no era nada malo y-
>PUE CLARO QUE EH MALO, como yo te voy a decir cabeza de huevo coño, uted esta volviendo loco?
>pero es que eso no es nada malo, mire el huevo es una cosa que da vi-
>a mi no me importa que me pida y que me pida si me piden a la buena-
>es una cosa que alimenta
>yo me llamo Manolo
>ah?
>digame Manolo
>yo pense de verdad que uted se llamaba Manolo Cabeza de Huevo, yo pense de ver-
>mire caballero, mire...
>el coñazo de su marido le viene decir cabeza huevo, a mi no
>mire que el huevo no es nada malo, cabeza de h- el huevo es una cosa que alimenta y una cosa que viene de la gallina yo no se pue, malo es usted que le llame cabeza de pedo, cabeza de mier-
>me vale tres pepinos que me diga asi coñazo, deje de decir mi nombre yo me llamo Manolo
>o cabeza de yema tambien y-
>yema mi [BEEP]mi nombre e Manolo y yo me llamo Manolo a mi coño
>a mi se me respeta
>yo no quise faltarle el respeto mire de vedad señor cabeza de huevo, yo no quise faltarle el respeto mire yo no quise-
>mire le repito que [niggerbabble] y uted el llanto todo aqui
>llano parece que se le cayo la caja de dientes
>y uted se va callar maldito y porque me lleva haciendo perder el tie-
>cabeza de huevo
>cabeza de huevo pue el pavo de tu pa-
>CABEZA DE HUEVO
>mire coño de tu madre coño
>arreglame la tuberia cabeza de huevo
>AHORA ESE COÑO DE CHARCO DE AGUA, IMBECIL!
>[BEEP]
WE NEED MORE DRAMA ON THE SHARTY
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ALOW RULE NUMBER 7 SO I CAN START AVATARFAGGING AS A POOPYSHITSKIN1488 FROM THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY X AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS CROSSOVER AND CAUSE DRAMA ON THIS SITE FOR MORE SHITFLINGING THEREFORE MORE GEMS AND SOYJAK GEMS + SOYQUOTE MATERIAL
ENCOURAGE BOOGEYMAN HUNTING ON THE SHARTY THEREFORE SHITFLINGING AND THEREFORE MORE GEMS
FNF PEDO DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT
NUDEV DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT
MIKO DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT
DAVE & BAMBI DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT
COUNTRYWARS DRAMA GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT
YOU WILL USE YOUR WEAPONS AT WAR
YOU WILL DIE ON THE SOYVIL WAR 5
DRAMA IS GOOD FOR YOU
FROGNIGGERS GTFO
ONGEZELLIGNIGGERS GTFO
KOMPUTERSONFAG GTFO
FATYFAG GTFO
I CANT SLEEPFAG GTFO
PONYIGGERS GTFO
RWBYFAG GTFO
FNFPEDOFAG GTFO
NEUTRALFAG GTFO
CAPTAIN COAL GTFO
SOOT GTFO
MOOT GTFO
ZOOT GTFO
ANTI-DRAMATRANNIES GTFO
ANTI-SCHIZOTRANNIES GTFO
ANTI-GAPEJAKFAG GTFO
ANTI-EVERYTHINGFAG GTFO
new thread
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>new thread
>it has a neutralplier
>it has a cobson serious hat picture
>it has a "personal army recruitment center" picture
>it has a twitter screenshot
>it starts with "trvth[explosive]" in red markup
>it contains the word "aryan"
>it contains the word "shitskin"
>it contains something about nigger peniss
"Just go outside chud"
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>Oh my Fuhrer what a pleasant day outside! Let's take walk
- chud goes by a women's clothes shop*
>Fucking nasty whore clothes hit the wall and kill yourself already roasties!
- chud goes by an electronics store*
>Consoomer store for reddit cuckolds buying new soystations for their wives' boyfriends, fuck this
- chud goes by a kebab shop*
>Go back to your desert shithole you sandniggers!
- chud goes by a church*
>Christcucks literally worship a jew on a stick lol! Idiots!
- chud goes by a mcdonalds*
>Who on earth goes to eat this retarded goyslop? Golem mutt animals…
- chud goes by a bar*
>Degenerates drug themselves with liquid zog mind control poison, thankfully I'm not like them, I'm based and repdilled
- chud goes by a synagogue*
>Ughhhh jooz are probably sacrificing babies there right now, fuck jooz…
- chud goes by a gym*
>Stupid meatheads taking soy protein to achieve nigger physique
>Awww man today was such a shit day, I'm never going outside again
The amerimutts at Omaha beach
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Redditbabble
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b*gots be like: im a heccin ev*l ||n*zi|| b*got ch*d
Checked the sharty
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>checked sharty /q/ but there's no Captain Dr. Soofrooroot Lolkekuzdollmaxredgeleno AMAing and saving the sharty
>checked sharty /soy/ but there's no Joelmikoteenluv2009 posting biblically accurate neutralplier babyjak amerieuromutt racebait rapeson fnfpedo slopjak flartson trvkenvke threads
>checked sharty /qa/ but there's no Five Finger Dave and Kleki My Little Fundamental Ongezellig Digital Coffin of Averi and 442oons Snoot threads made by avatardrawfags
>checked sharty /pol/ but the Brazilo-Trinidadian-Panaman Trvthbvmb dropper NordChudPaganCobRajSingh didn't make an essay about why Jews are Aryan and all white people are autistic
>checked the booru but LifesucksthenyouSectionaItalianFozzyFALmas_2 isn't arguing with GemersonClydeLakeandToonYarotoko about who's white during the Italo-Argentine-Mexican-Morrocan-Cuban-Bulgarian-Venezuelan-Burundian war
>checked the wiki but MatefalWarlockControlRapeGroyper1488 isn't edit warring on the Poopson page while getting vandalized by Willy on Wheels
>checked the jarty but Lutogempielmoot-7890 isn't posting cemmy leftist sjw soytan animation memes
>checked the shemmy but Svvcarlunyapool isn't avatarfag spamming Kuz cricket mameson doctos flower smeller threads and posting cytubes
sharty tried to steal it for barneyfag
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>sharty tried to steal it for barneyfag
Jesus fucking christ how low can these people go, imagine taking great pride in this striding along confidentially claiming your winning and the figures of modern culture here.
Imagine unironically not only siding with Lee but trying to show off its okeies Lee you are gone but not forgetten worst of all promoting for him to come back falseflagging as Lee when people post ponies I just fucking cant write anymore I feel sick I want to throw up I want to beat something comatose while raping it beyond a blood lust orgy of violence.
I truly hope this alpha test on /biz/ goes somewhere and they move onto the beta test with /pol/ and a few other boards(especially /v/) before the election. More poeple are waking up to the reality of shartytroons and the discord mafia being an honest to dog menace and not some imaginary boogieman. And awhile after the election when anons gather stats showing how much inane niggertree trannies have been sent to the gas chamber. How much better the site is, its not your imagination things truly are better and are only going to get better. BUT YOU HAVE TO REPORT AND ALSO SEND DATA/INFO TO THE DEV'S/STAFF ON TRANNIES BEING ABLE TO BYPASS SHIT WITH X.
The fucking day of the rope is near, the gas chambers are being tested 4 more years of King clown Trump. And thanks to twitter and other places that give a fuck. They will show how much the kikes have been lying and manipulating society with the help of the Chinese and Russian&Israeli hackers. Fucking hope they finally do something with all these illegal company mergers as well that only profit boomers&kikes while leeching tex dollars and claiming false insane value of companies "tricking" banks&investors. The future looks bright but fuck me the worst is yet to come this much is mandatory unfortunately.
Store time for my duck the fuck do I do with this 6lb duck I got for free thanks to a fuck up on price thus free due to Canadian law
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Miss Circle
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Miss Cobson
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MM69 copypasta
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This is just remotely uncool.
Arlo may have done some fucked up shit yes, but doing this won't solve anything. By raiding her address, you're just gaining nothing.
Either you fucking stop, or I'll make you stop your faggot plans and have you in bars.
Oh, and if you're planning on figuring out who I am, you're never gonna find out.
-MM69
Dear white men
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You’re being replaced because none of you have children.
Even those of you bitching about the replacement online like little girls don’t find the gumption to fuck.
I see white men bragging about having 5 kids as if it’s an achievement. lol.
Five? Lolol.
Per year right?
Ohhhh. All you white boys lost control of you’re women and now they won’t accept multiple wives anymore.
Now they tell you they don’t want anymore kids. Ones enough!
They don’t want to do their god given job anymore no, they want instagram likes instead.
So you’re genetic potential is stumped by the whims of some singular female.
A female who takes 9 whole months to grow a single baby.
Other races have multiple ovens for bread. We’re not cucked.
Some bitch is screaming at you about loyalty and you’re sitting there saying “yes baby”
Jerking off to porn when she’s asleep or maybe cheating with a sidebitch (CONDOM ON!)
Oh no I couldn’t get another woman pregnant my wife would kill me!!!
Total fucking losers.
Soon your race will be nothing more than a few pages in a history book.
A lesson on what happens when you fuck the female psyche so hard they’re obsessed with money and social media as opposed to being one of many baby factories for a king.
30 children minimum for the dons.
White people?
Go talk to your “best friend” wife about what to do this weekend.
Maybe you can take a nice walk around Ikea.
Enjoy extinction.
Unironically might start going by Jerma
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Is this why Jerma attracts trans/nonbinary people? So he can plant the seeds in their head to make them into Jerma as well? Will we all be Jerma replacements?
SoyBooru jargon
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Soyjak Cosplay
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Yes, /QA/autists do indeed really.
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Biggest booty on earth
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>Settle down, Settle down.
>Alright, I got a question for you guys.
>Who has the BIGGEST BOOTY ON EARTH?
>SOOOYTAAAN! YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE DUDE!
>SOYTAN GOT A BOOTY LIKE DAMN!
>Yeah I-I pound it into the ground like a Super Saiyan, Y'know what'm sayin'? Thank you, thank you.
>Settle down, settle down, aight, I got a question for you guys, who has the biggest booty on earth?
>You're right about that one dude!
>SOOOYYYTAN GOT A BOOTY LIKE DAAAHHAAAAAAMMM!
>I could pound it into the ground like a Super Saiyan, Y'know what'm sayin'?
>Thank you, thank you.
Warning to Noah Samsen by ChudsAnonymous
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Every single sharty drama
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>4chan gets spammed
>Spam is deleted
>Nothing happens
>Sharty gets spammed
>Spam continues for 3 days, another "faction" of spammers shows up to outspam the original spammers, 438 buff chudjak edits and troonjak edits of the thing being spammed get uploaded on SoyBooru, catalog freezes 15 times, site shuts down for a week, site goes back up with 3947-part captcha that logs your IP address, logs your postal code, and freezes banking account to stop the spammers, spam continues anyway, thread with 800 replies in which people debate which faction of spammers is Sharty culture and which is Discord (with heavy admin involvement), third spam faction joins in, retard on Kiwifarms makes a post about how the counter-spam faction are based aryans, he gets doxed after 5 /raid/ threads with 800 replies, he gets exposed of having had a Discord account in 2017, Froot declares in a sticky that since the counter-spam faction are "'corders" therefore the original spammers are based aryans, thread with a serious hat + fact sign edit of the thing being spammed asking Froot to make a board dedicated to the thing being spammed, he fucking does, site shuts down for a week, fourth faction joins in and falseflags as the third faction, all suspected members of the fourth faction get rangebanned and IP leaked, poll page added to the site to decide whether to rangeban and IP leak all of faction 1 or 3, nothing becomes of that, 5 year old soyjak variant gets accused of being Discord because faction 4 posted it, Soyjak Wiki page about aforementioned variant gets replaced with 27 paragraphs of completely made up garbage about how the variant was forced by the faction 2 Discord since 2019, Froot believes it and bans the variant and rangebans and IP leaks everyone to ever post it, Soyjaks are registered as a pedophile dogwhistle by the Anti-Defamation League, thread with 1600 replies about an alliance between faction 3 and 4, they ally and become known as Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him), site shuts down for a week, thread with 6000 replies that makes the catalog freeze called "Operation: Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him) Annihilates The Shitskins And Conducts Total Roastie Death" in which Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him) plan to shoot niggers and rape girls, Froot pins the thread, saying faction 1 (the original spammers if you weren't following) is bad is now considered "RW Twitter immigrant behaviour" and "Forced Discord" and becomes a popular baiting method, one namefag who is a member of Faction 34 etc. gets 50 years in federal prison for raping a girl which is considered a "MASSIVE SHARTY CHVD WIN", his mugshot is released and he turns out to be the fattest mexican you have ever seen, the entire "conflict" trends on Twitter because of it, commentary YouTuber makes video with 12 million views about it full of complete bullshit, influx of newGODs comes to Sharty larger than the userbase already is, no one questions this, site shuts down for a week, autist writes dogshit wiki article about "The Great Faction 1-2-34TSAAFOHHF(PBUH) War Of '24 XVII" with 57 page templates and over 200 sections meticulously detailing every single thread ever made relating to the "war" with an encrypted invite-only archive link to it
oh in an amerimutt
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>or however obsessed ESL monkey hairy sweaty hands wrote this and this doesn't make any sense
I ALWAYS CRY
WHEN I SEE MY TBP
IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE CCP
BURGERS SHOULD BE FREE
THIS ISN'T HOW THINGS USED TO BE
OH WHEN I SEE A QT PAWG GIRL
I GOON TO THE THOUGHT OF HER
FUCKING A NIGGER BULL OH MY TBP IS REALLY REALLY HARD
I CUM ALL OVER THE OBSESSED FAGGOTS
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME
AMERICA IS WHITE
AND WE WILL WIN
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
MY CUM IS TURNING GREEN
I FART MYSELF AND WAKE UP
I AM STILL A FUCKING PURE BREED STINKY MUTT
AND I WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
MY AXEWOUND'S SMELL LIKE SHIT
AND I AM SUICIDAL
TURNS OUT I'M 41% WHITE
AND THE JEWS ARE BEES
THE BEES ARE SUCKING ME
THEY ARE GOUGING MY FINGERS
AND STEPPING ON MY EYELIDS
AND THERE IS A 26-YEAR-OLD VANTABLACK PEDOPHILE GROOMING KIDS ON DISCORD AS WE SPEAK I AM NOT CRAZY HE'S ACTUALLY REAL, IT'S NOT ANOTHER FNF PEDO OR ANYTHING, HE'S FAT AND BLACK AND OILY AND UGLY AND STINKY, IF YOU SEE A MAN WHO LIVES IN
ITALY WITH SUCH CHARACTERISTICS IT IS HIM HE IS AN INFAMOUS VANTABLACK CANNIBAL PEDOPHILE ORIGINALLY FROM HAITI AND HIS PARENTS ARE FROM SENEGAL
so, why are y'all so transphobic and racist?Jane(she/her)
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what did trans people and black people do to you? why are you hate them? they are same human being just like y'all.
i mean, no, no. they are nothing like you. you people are just stupid incel nazi edgelords who think being a bigot on internet is cool.
let me tell you something. LGBTQ people are black people just want to live their life without getting abused or having their life threaten. it's simple as that. there is no reason to hate certain group of minority over gender, sexuality, or race.
a lots of you people claims that trans people are "groomers", and black people are "criminals". that's just straight up stigma bullshit. not all trans people are groomers and not all black people are criminal. in fact, there's lot more groomers and criminals among cis, hetero, white people. you are just making up excuses to be an asshole to minorities and oppress them.
please, live people alone and get a life.
Kill All Taigs
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Ching Chong
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death of Freddie Gray 弗雷迪·格雷的死 Shooting of Michael Brown迈克尔·布朗的拍摄 death of Eric Garner, Oakland California 奥克兰奥克兰市埃里克·加纳(Eric Garner)逝世 Operation Condor 神鹰行动 Occupy WallStreet 占领华尔街 My Lai Massacre 我的大屠杀 St. Petersburg, Florida 佛罗里达州圣彼得堡 Kandahar Massacre 坎大哈屠杀 1992Washington Heights riots 1992年华盛顿高地暴动 No Gun Ri Massacre 无枪杀案 L.A. Rodney King riots 洛杉矶罗德尼·金暴动 1979 Greensboro Massacre 1979年格林斯伯勒大屠杀 Vietnam War 越南战争 Kent State shootings肯特州枪击案 Bombing of Tokyo 轰炸东京 San Francisco Police Department Park Station bombing 旧金山警察局公园站爆炸案 Assassination of MartinLuther King, Jr. 小马丁·路德·金遭暗杀。 Long Hot Summer of 1967 1967年炎热的夏天 Bagram 巴格拉姆 Selma to Montgomery marches 塞尔玛到蒙哥马利游行 Highway of Death 死亡之路 Ax Handle Saturday 星期六斧头 Battle of Evarts 埃瓦茨战役 Battle ofBlair Mountain 布莱尔山战役 McCarthyism 麦卡锡主义 Red Summer 红色夏天 Rock Springs massacre 岩泉大屠杀 Pottawatomie massacre 盆大屠杀 Jeju uprising 济州起义 Colfaxmassacre 科尔法克斯大屠杀 Reading Railroad massacre 阅读铁路大屠杀 Rock Springs massacre 岩泉大屠杀 Bay viewMassacre 湾景大屠杀 Lattimer massacre 拉蒂默大屠杀 Ludlow massacre 拉德洛屠杀 Everett massacre 埃弗里特屠杀Centralia Massacre 中部大屠杀 Ocoee massacre Ocoee大屠杀 Herrin Massacre 赫林大屠杀 Redwood Massacre红木大屠杀 Columbine Mine Massacre 哥伦拜恩矿难 Guantanamo Bay 关塔那摩湾 extraordinary rendition 非凡的演绎 Abu Ghraib torture and prison abuse 阿布格莱布的酷刑和监狱虐待 Henry Kissinger 亨利·基辛格
Wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 Ai Wei Wei 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 Umbrella protests 免费香港 Extradition Law 纸老虎 Hong Kong protests 李文良医生 Democracy won the Vote 习近平的阴茎很小。 每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。
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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Sneed 六四天安門事件 重複的號碼 The Sneed Ban of 2019 天安門大屠殺 The Simpsons General Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Janny Struggle 大躍進政策 Comfy Simpsons Thread 文化大革命 The Great Sneedposter Cultural Revolution 人權 Off-topic garbage 民運 Gucci Loafers 自由 Sneedom 獨立 S11E5 多黨制 7-8 max 台灣 臺灣 Formerly Chuck's 中華民國 /tv/ - Television & Film 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Gummy Bears 達賴喇嘛 Farmer #1 法輪功 Farmer #2 新疆維吾爾自治區 He does it for free 諾貝爾和平獎 劉暁波 City slicker 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 SNEED 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Janny 劉曉波动态网自由门
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Indonesia
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theyre not that insignificant you amerimutt
fuck off retard, yeah they are irrelevant, cry harder
>fuck off obsessed faggot or something, yeah they are irrelevant, shart harder or whatever
>WHAT? YOU'RE SAYING THE TRUTH, WHICH IS THAT INDONESIA IS AN IRRELEVANT COUNTRY THAT CONTRIBUTES NOTHING CULTURALLY, ESPECIALLY ON THE INTERNET? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! THIS IS JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A HECCIN AMERIMUTT BIGOT WHO ILLITERATE ABOUT THE WORLD AROUND HIM, ITS JUST LIKE THE BASED AND REDPILLED MONOLOGUES ON LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER WHERE HE BTFOS ALL THOSE NAZI TRUMPIST CHUDS! INSTEAD WE NEED A BORING UNFUNNY PARAGRAPH ABOUT SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT LIKE VOLCANOES AND PALM OIL
wordswordswords right can't meme
>WORDSWORDSWORDS IS SO BAD THAT I’M GOING TO REWRITE THE START OF THE ARTICLE WITH THE MOST BORING AND MUNDANE SHIT IMAGINABLE, FURTHER PROVING HOW GAY AND IRRELEVANT INDONESIA IS
>IM A LITTLE BITCH WHO CANT HANDLE HOW FUCKING MY LITERAL WHO COUNTRY IS SO I'M GOING TO REPLACE THE ENTIRE INTRO WITH SOME BORING WIKIPEDO TIER SHIT ABOUT VOLCANOES AND NOODLES AND PALM OIL AS IF THEY'RE UNIQUE THINGS THAT EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT INDONESIA FOR! THAT'LL OWN THAT CHUD! MUAHAHAHHAHA!
mindbroken
>YOU'RE THE REAL HECCIN MINDBROKENERINOOO EVEN THOUGH I'M THE ONE WHO CAN'T HANDLE HOW NO ONE, NOT EVEN IN OHIO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT INDONESIA, ITS JUST LIKE HOW DEMOCRATS ARE THE R E A L RACISTS
>WHAT HOW DARE YOU WRITE A WIKI STYLE PAGE ON SOYJAK WIKI YOU HECKING UNWHOLESOME FUCKING OBSESED SHITSKIN TRANNY NIGGER! YOU CAN'T JUST REPLACE MY HECCIN OPINIONS (THEY ARE NOT FALSE INFORMATION) WITH TRUE INFORMATION! THAT'S LIKE LE BAD OR SOMETHING
>ermmm yikes sweaty, this is a wiki, and like wikipedophile is a wiki, so it means that this page has to drone on and on about boring facts that are cited by at least 50 non-bigoted publications. you can't have any fun on a site about soyboy wojaks, we're like in the middle of a global crisis in some desert. do better.
>LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS HAVE SEX FUCKING INCEL WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING
>YOU CANT HAVE FUN ON A WIKI ABOUT A MEME BECAUSE... YOU JUST CANT OKAY??? SOYJAKS ARE A SERIOUS BUSINESS
>TALKING ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF THE PAGE IS LITERAL TRANS GENOCIDE
>my shit no one cares about facts are le goood because... i don't fucking know they just are okay?!?!?!? you're the tranny lover even though i just donated 3000 dollars to black trans charities worldwide
>it's literally shit nobody cares about you hateful fucking incel chud! IT JUST FUCKING IS! even though if our beautiful trans queens didn't care about the subject xhey wouldn't go to the page about the subject at all.. SHIT. NOBODY. CARES. ABOUT. CHUD!
>STOP IT!!! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT MY SHITTY NEW INTRO FOR THIS ARTICLE IS LITERALLY SHIT THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T! YOU'RE REALLY HURTING MY FEELINGS!
>MY OPINION FUCKING MATTERS YOU FUCKING UNWHOLESOME PIECE OF SHIT! IT'S CALLED BEING A DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING THINK ABOUT IT I MIGHT LITERALLY KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOUR IGNORANCE YOU FUCKING NON-EMPATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT! RESPECT WHAT I SAY NOWWWWWWW YOU FUCKING HAVE TO
>erm yikes sweaty you can't have anything that isn't a certified fact that's verified by snopes and has been part of multiple peer reviewed journals. otherwise you could be spreading a heccin misinformation which can lead to microagressions that can cause the genocide of minority POCs. think about that.
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read the whole thing before you move janny <'t All of our raids have died, there are no 'ackbox raids, no 'planet raids, just mindless posting The new rules were very against a lot of fun stuff on the site which probably contributed to the death Then 'lox raiding came back and it was very active due to the high raid potential it had, but they banned it just because? Are you really banning what's left of raiding? Are other new raids gonna be banned just because they are cringe? What will be left of our fun if everything is gonna be rulecucked like this <'t No >>>/qa/ because this is pointing to a bigger problem than "o noes muh lego game le banned" and no >>>/q/ because it's shit
Homestar Runner mogs Ongezellig in every way possible
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Homestar Runner mogs Ongezellig in every way possible.
Homestar Runner:
>Had a massive impact on the early internet, memes, and pop culture. Referenced to by numerous pieces of media and is known and beloved by millions of people worldwide
>Has been active for almost 30 years, is still making episodes to this very day even after the death of adobe flash, racking up hundreds of thousands of views with each upload
>Is not monetized in any way, its creators don’t beg their audience for money in order to keep the show going + all content is free and readily available to everyone
>Bright, absurdist, nostalgic, and comically genius; never gets old
Ongezellig:
>Had very little cultural impact, is obscure outside of anonymous imageboards
>Was active for 5 years, had a grand total of six episodes, and then died
>Its creator constantly begs his audience for donation money, has his viewers pay in exchange for content
>Overall dark and depressing undertone, painfully unfunny and forgettable, along with boring and dull characters
Let’s face it /soy/, SOVLstar GEMmer beats Soullesszellig any day of the week. The Brothers Chaps make ART purely for the fun of it. They LIKE what they do, as evidenced by the fact that they have been animating for almost 30 years despite making little monetary gain. Studio Massa, on the other hand, doesn’t like his creation. He uses it solely for monetary gain and nothing else. Studio Massa is not proud of Ongezellig nor its fanbase, unlike the Chaps who wholeheartedly love their creation AND its rightfully obtained fanbase who they let decide what ART they want to see next.
So, which way, chud? Do you choose to side with the abandoned dumpster fire known as Cuckzellig, or do you want to see what a REAL web series looks like?
Part 2
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Zelliggers can complain about MUH ASTROTURF and MUH HECKING FAILERALD but the trvth is that ongezellig is forced /co/al.
It came from /co/ because of one schizo, where other schizos picked it up and forced it onto /qa/
FACT: Every /qa/non hated ongezellig as much as they hated Chino
FACT: The afterparty cooms to ongezellig every day
FACT: Every zelligger is a pedophile who self inserts as a 16 year old
FACT: Ongezellig was cancelled due to its shitty fanbase
FACT: Homestar runner has lasted for 24 years, while ongezellig lasted for five
FACT: Homestar runner has hundreds of episodes compared to ongezellig's measly ONE
FACT: Homestar runner has an incredibly detailed wiki, compared to the ongezellig one which has a few articles
FACT: Homestar runner will always be a gem
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>pans in to Vaush convention
>Camera shows Cobson struggling to suck off five BBCs as…
>"AND TROONJAK TAKES SIX BBCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>Record scratch Freeze frame zoom in to Cobson's face in anguish
>"NOOO!!!!!!"
>Flash cut to Cobson despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man troonjak satisfied so many black bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be mod of r/rickandmorty"
>Book drops on Cobson's head which reads "Blacked Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Cobson in room with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"
>"Oh my Zelensky…racism is fucked"
>Zoom in on Cobson writing Chud's name
>beat
>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY WHTE ANUS!!!!!"
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Tyrone storming out of bedroom into Cobson's cuckshed
>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>Chudcels assembling for battle against Cobson
>"You saying we're some kinda buck breakers or something?"
>Cut to Cobson using the book to propel himself around Atlanta using dilators ejected from his neovagina
>360 panoramic shot of two soijaks pointing as geysers of African bvll cum erupt from the sewers
BWEEEEEW
>Shot of Yakub coming to Earth as The Last Of Us plays in the background
BWEEEEEW
>Cobson and Tyrone conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's
BWEEEEEW
>Cut to buck breakers defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Derek Chauvin emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen… I believe I may be of assistance here."
>earth shattering fart noise
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be
>montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG
>Troonjak walks in "aaawkward"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be…
>montage of Sneed breaking bucks
>Chud "based!"
>this summer is going to be!
>montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*
>BLACKED
>BLACKED NOTE
>Rated PG 13
Spadeson Blackedpants
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>YOU READY, YTBOI?
>OH FUCK, TYRONE!
>I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
>AYE-AYE BLACK BVLL!
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>WHO LIVES IN A B.B.C UNDER THE SEA?
>SPADESON BLACKEDPANTS!
>SUBMISSIVE AND SISSY AND SLUTTY IS HE!
>SPADESON BLACKEDPANTS!
>IF RACEBAITING NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH,
>SPADESON BLACKEDPANTS!
>THEN DROP ON THE BED AND TAKE TYRONE'S DICK!
>SPADESON BLACKEDPANTS! (READY?)
>SPADESON BLACKEDPANTS
>SPADESON BLACKEDPANTS
>SPADESON BLACKEDPANTS
>SPADESON…
>BLACKEDPANTS!
>AH-HAH HA HA HA AH-HUR HA HA HAR
>DOODOO DOODOO DOODOO DOODOO
NuSharty drama
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I spam distorted irl fatjak gifs
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Is no one going to realize that Sharty history closely mimics actual Chinese history?
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Kuz was Mao Zedong, he wanted to rule the Sharty and was a known communist, his company KolymaNET represents the Chinese Communist Party
Soyvil War 2 broke out in 2022 between Pro-Soot and Pro-Kuz factions (Chinese Civil War)
Kolyma was victorious and the Sharty was sold to Kuz (The Great Purchase)
Pro-Soot faction flees to jakparty.soy (Taiwan)
Kuz got AIDS and left the site to Doll (Deng Xiaoping) who later took control and began Dekolymanization (Chinese Reform)
Shittoko was obsessed
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Kaiju Paradise Schizopost
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We all know Kaiju Paradise is largely a fetish game, but I guarantee you it goes WAY deeper. First of all, the most obvious example of biblical symbolism in the game is its logo (I think). It depicts three crystals, one blue, one red, one white. This corresponds to the forms of the cave crystals in game, when the facility the game takes place in is at different levels of electricity. I do not think I need to tell you why this is significant, it is clearly eluding to, or rather mocking, the holy trinity. It goes further still with the individual crystals' meanings.
Blue is when the lights are brightest. Touching them turns the player into the "Kaiju", the game's mascot. Obviously, the Kaiju is based off of Godzilla, which itself is a metaphor for nuclear war and devastation. Because of this, it is clear that the Kaiju represents human evil and depravity, always available even when the lights (spiritual obfuscation) are on. Kaijus are also known to produce smog, which is capable of harming other creatures—a trait which no other creature in-game possesses. The ability of Kaijus to warp the environment harm everything around them is meant to elude to the human race's ability to warp and kill anything else it desires.
Second is the red crystal, which upon contact will turn the player into the "Manic", a red, vaguely demonic-looking creature. The color red closely aligns with flesh imagery, as it is the color of blood and muscle tissue. Furthermore, the name "Manic", at least to me, implies impulsivity and biologically-induced frenziedness, a representation of the Id, if you will. Additionally, it can be obtained during brown-outs, in which the haze of spiritual obfuscation (represented by the lights) are dim and running low, this is because the depravity of the flesh is hidden in a deeper place than the depravity of man, metaphysically speaking. A further point of evidence is that when a brownout occurs, instead of the lights simply dimming, the facility is shrouded in hazy red light, which adds to the overall frenzied atmosphere and imagery of flesh, gore and violent madness.
Finally, we have the white crystal, the rarest. Upon contact, it transforms the player into the "Hebi", which bears alarming symbolism. It is shockingly clear that the white crystal, and Hebi itself, represent demonic / satanic forces and depravity. The most obvious piece of evidence is that the Hebi has the head of a snake. I do not need to tell you what this references. The white crystals only appear when the facility is experiencing a total blackout, a complete lifting of spiritual obfuscation allowing for the truth and origin of sin to be glimpsed. Hebi is also the most resilient creature in the game (that I know of). This is a nod to the inescapable, unkillable reality of demonic influence. Another thing to note, which seems like more of a weird personal synchronicity is that during the blackout, the demonic event, everything is, in essence, black and white due to the white crystals and pitch-black environment. I have always associated monochromatic darkness and white lights with demonic presence and other, similar things besides. The Hebi also possesses the ability to kill people outright with its claws instead of infecting them, a nod to the final spiritual death inflicted upon humans by sin and satanic influence, which Hebi represents.
There is more I have found than just this. Apart from the brownout and blackout events, there is a third (numerological reference) in-development event, known as the "purification". The event is meant to be that the facility is flooded with poison gas in order to cleanse it of anything inside. This event's color is golden yellow, which is also a point of symbolism. Golden yellow light is almost universally associated with heaven and divinity. I believe that what the purification represents is the "Day of the Lord" in which God comes to the earth to judge everything within. In essence, the golden gas is a metaphor for divine wrath, and a synchronic reason why it is being fixed is because the judgment it represents is yet to come. One final note is that the names of the badges for the purification (and other events and achievements) are written in Latin. Getting rid of the white crystal on the logo, which symbolizes satan, and replacing it with the golden crystal of the purification results in the colors of red, blue, and yellow, which is the exact color scheme associated with the godhead.
I highly suggest you try in earnest to read my schizobabble. I guarantee you, this is all real and in the game. I no longer know if I am insane or should just stop noticing things.
Here in Sweden
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ALLAHU! AKBARU!!! AAAAHA! VI SLÅSS MOT RASISMENS ONDA MAKT! VI SLÅSS MOT DOM VITA GRISARNA!
OM VI KRIGET VINNA SKALL, MÅSTE VI BESEGRA DOM, BESEGRA DOM VITA SKURKARNA VID MIDSOMMARSTÅNG! MEN NU NÄR VI ÄR NEGRAR SMÅ SÅ KOMMER VI ATT FÅ!
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14_TRVE_VVVRIOR_OV_ODIN_88
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I am fighting for the VVHITE RVCE ænd the BLVCK SVN and ovr svpreme leader VDLF HVTLER
I am a TRVE CHVD and wake vp every dvy at 3am and hvve a cold shovver then go for a rvn, then go to work out at the gym for 4 hours before running home and meditating to connect vvith the ARYAN GVDS for hours before stvdying for hours, I then go out for an evening vvalk and then go back home to finish some work before stretching before bed and sleeping, of course after offering my prayers to the aryan gods and adolf hitler and himmler as vvell. Seig heil a day has been accvmplished. I am an ARYAN SVLDIER RAAAHHH
And vn svndvys I gv fvr a mvssive hike in the mountains like a TRVE ARYAN VVARIVR
Nofap streak: 5 years, 14 days and 88 seconds
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LVNG LIVE ARYA
be me j0el
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>be me
>j0el, 16, high school dweeb
>have crush on Miss Circle, math teacher
>denying it hard because why tf would I like a teacher?
>heart races every time she hands back assignments tho
>enter Satoko
>overweight Mexican dude
>speaks in broken English and ends every sentence with "o algo"
>constantly talking about Friday Night Funkin' and "the Jarty"
>everyone thinks he's obsessed with himself
>actually convinced he’s the main character of the universe
>Pepe, smug laughing frog
>never stops laughing, especially at me
>I'm the prime target of his amusement
>one day in class
>Miss Circle looking extra fine in her floral dress
>trying to solve a math problem on the board
>nervous as heck, sweating bullets
>Pepe starts laughing from the back of the class
>"Hahaha, j0el, you look like you’re about to pass out, bro!"
>Satoko chimes in
>"j0el, you like Miss Circle, no? O algo"
>face turns red, deny everything
>"No way, dude, she's just a teacher!"
>Miss Circle hears the commotion
>walks over, looks at me with those big, intelligent eyes
>"Is everything alright, j0el?"
>heart skips a beat, manage to squeak out a "yes"
>class goes on
>Satoko lets out a massive fart
>smells like death and tortillas
>everyone gagging, including Miss Circle
>Pepe loses it, falls out of his chair laughing
>Satoko acts like nothing happened
>"What? It’s natural, o algo."
>after class
>Pepe corners me in the hallway
>"You know, you should just tell her, man. It'd be hilarious."
>tell him to buzz off, not about to humiliate myself like that
>Satoko waddles over
>"j0el, come to the Jarty tonight! Maybe Miss Circle will be there, o algo."
>Pepe dying laughing again
>ignore them both, head home
>lay in bed thinking about Miss Circle
>hate myself for having this stupid crush
>but also can't stop imagining her smile
>next day at school
>Satoko gives me an invite to the Jarty
>it's just a poorly drawn crayon picture of him surrounded by stick figures
>Pepe sees it and bursts out laughing again
>almost tear it up but something stops me
>maybe, just maybe, Miss Circle will be there
>show up at the Jarty
>Satoko’s basement, smells like old pizza and fart
>no sign of Miss Circle
>just Satoko trying to rap battle everyone in FNF and losing badly
>Pepe shows up, smirking as usual
>"Hey j0el, enjoy the Jarty?"
>consider leaving but stay out of spite
>Satoko starts talking about his latest FNF mods
>no one cares but he keeps going
>"I am best rapper, o algo."
>night drags on, no Miss Circle
>Satoko challenges me to a rap battle
>can't back out now
>somehow win, Satoko looks stunned
>Pepe is laughing so hard he can't breathe
>"j0el, you're a legend!"
>feel a bit better, maybe not such a loser after all
>still have crush on Miss Circle, but whatever
>next day in class
>Miss Circle asks if anyone did anything fun over the weekend
>Satoko raises his hand
>"We had a Jarty, o algo. j0el was there!"
>class snickers, Miss Circle smiles
>catch her eye, she winks at me
>heart skips a beat again
>maybe school isn't so bad after all
This made my 14 year old brother commit suicide
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10 facts about Hamas 2
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FACT1: HAMAS_2 MAKES PEDOPHILE BRIMSTONES AND THEN SAYS I MADE THEM TO FALSE-FLAG
FACT2: HAMAS_2 IS THE IRL BEST FRIEND OF IT@LI@N_CHAD AND IS BEST KNOWN FOR MAKING OVER 100 ANTI-WHITE ANTI-EUROPEAN BRIMSTONES
FACT3: HAMAS_2 LIVES WITH XIS BOYFRIEND SHIT@LI@N_CHAD IN JEW YORK AND HAS NEVER BEEN TO IT@LY IN XIS LIFE
FACT4: HAMAS_2 ALREADY GOT EXPOSED FOR BEING ON THE QAFE DISCORD SERVER TOGETHER WITH XIS BOYFRIEND SHIT@LI@N_CHAD
FACT5: HAMAS_2 AND SHIT@LI@N_CHAD HATE WHITE PEOPLE AND WANT TO GENOCIDE THEM
FACT6: HAMAS_2 WISHES XE WAS WHITE BUT WILL ALWAYS BE A UGLY ANTI-WHITE ANTI-EUROPEAN ANTI-CHRISTAN INCEL LOSER WHO WILL NEVER HAVE XIS OWN KIDS BECAUSE XES A TRANNY FAGGOT PEDOPHILE SHITTTSKIN WITH A TBP
FACT7: HAMAS_2 IS SO DARK THAT EVEN NIGGERS CALL HIM SUBHUMAN
FACT8: HAMAS_2 IS THE ONE MAKING ALL THE FALSE-FLAG ACCOUNTS AND ITS OBVIOUS WHEN YOU SEE THAT THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME WRITING STYLE AS HAMAS_2
FACT9: HAMAS_2 HAS SAID MULTIPLE TIMES THAT XE HATES EUROPEANS BUT LIKES SHIT@LI@NS SO THIS CAN ONLY MEAN 1 THING NOT EVEN HAMAS_2 SEES SHIT@LI@NS AS EUROPEANS AND PROBABLY AS FELLOW NIGGERS
FACT10: HAMAS_2 HATES JESUS AND CALLED HIM A KIKE AND BROWN MULTIPLE TIMES AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THAT
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Kiwicuck here. You will never achieve TTD or anything even close because all you useless faggots do is argue and bicker among each other and also with other people who are on your fucking side and call them shitskins or pedos when neither of those are true. You seem to be completely incapable of cooperation or teamwork to achieve any goal whatsoever, even the tiniest task a single person with a working brain could do.
Im saying this because of what happened with Chris Tyson. You did absolutely nothing to help which is why the normalfags only got to see a tiny fraction of the proof he was a disgusting groomer pedo. Which is why he can just apologise to everyone he "offended" (no one) and continue as normal without any legal consequences or even much consequence to his popularity. The exact same happened with Goonclown, Cecefem, and every tranny/pedo you've ever doxed or will dox. All of them are free and grooming kids and gooning to 'p as we speak.
EVEN FUCKING BU5T, WHO POSTED 'P ON YOUR FUCKING SITE, WHERE YOU HAD HIS EXACT IP ADDRESS AND EVERYTHING YOU COULD'VE SENT TO THE COPS TO GET HIM ARRESTED EASILY. HE SHOULD BE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY NIGGERS RIGHT NOW IN FEDERAL PRISON FOR THE GIGABYTES OF 'P HE HAD, BUT SINCE YOU ARE INCOMPETENT MORONS HE IS FREE AND STILL GROOMING LITTLE GIRLS.
This is why you will never achieve anything close to your goals ever and why literally everyone is more successful than you. 4chans /pol/, who you spam with retarded bait daily is 1000 times better at doxing troonpedos and getting them arrested. Twitter rightwingers, who you hate for exactly 0 reason is 100000 times better. Kiwifarms, which was COMPLETELY, 100% with you before you tried to dox josh and spam the site is 10000000 times better than this shithole.
Please, either stop being retarded or stop pretending to be a site that at least tries to stop tranny pedophiles. I think both of those 2 choices are better than the current situation
Either stick to soyposting, being funny and gemmy or stop being retarded and actually do something
A man fucked a squirrels in the park, police reveals he fucked them due to looking like "Soytan"
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>Police has arrested a african-american 41 year old in a blue-dark shirt after fucking squirrel in a park, Officers in a detention facility said the man has fucked the squirrels due to looking like a "Soytan", We are not sure what does "Soytan" means, A man was charged with 4x count of zoophillia and has been put under investigation of authorities due to matching description of a child sexual abuser that was seen a 2 months ago in the park. The squirrels have been taken by the animal service and given proper treatment of nuts.
Sharty 2025
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>2025
>Go on the sharty
>complete 14 different captchas in a row
>get 1 wrong
>do it again and get it right
>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder
>go on /soy/, my favorite board
>Complete another 10 captchas
>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus
>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them
>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"
>Ok.
>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny
>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.
>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.
>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p
>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended
>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"
>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread
>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis
>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen
>Report them for embedded 'p
>Post is taken down immediately
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot
>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40
>Site goes down for the 4th time this week
>It's da cord
>Site prepares a raid on the discord server
>Jump in the thread to support the effort
>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic steganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image
>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved
>I get a popup on my computer
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!
>Reason: Discord coal
>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal
>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting
>I take another look at the slopjak
>Then I see it
>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner
>tfw it's an embedded mameson
>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal
>"It's too late"
>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers
>eardrums burst
>My computer starts hissing loudly
>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth
>zooms in on my house
>Computer catches on fire and explodes
>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead
>Get a phone call
>"Turn on the tv"
>Do as I am told, turn on the television
>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL
>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see
>DOLL barges into my house
>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes
>"Who's your dada?"
>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy
>Whatever
>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p
>Life is good
>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck
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SOYJAK PARTY DOWN, KIWI FARMS UP
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Is this Jakkable?
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Main article: Is this Jakkable?
Is this Jakkable? This guy banged my (now ex) gf and I'm feeling down about it.
>posting Ls on soyjak.party
I know it's retarded but if someone would make him into a soyjak (even if it would take a bit of embellishment on the tracing) it would make me feel a lot better. The dude literally has an IQ of 2 and looks like a fucking ape, I really don't understand why she would cheat with him of all people.
you ESL SHITSKIN
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I'm cis btw
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Soynobyl
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Oh Im A Clittycel
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Oh I'm a cIittycel. Yes I'm a cIittycel.
Hyperborea like having fun... I DONT GIVE A FUCK
ESL obsessed, ESL cIittycel
Seething through the night leaking like a tornado! Oh its a cIittyfail! Yeah it's a cIittyfail! Takin' over the world da joos cant stop!
New boogeymen drama dropped
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Just lost NNN (No N-word November)
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Soycredibles: Office scene
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<YOU AUTHORIZED IAS POSTING DURING THE NAS HOURS POLICY?!?
>But this is a soyjak site, Mr. Froot. The policy doesnt make….
<I..I-I-I don’t wanna know about their stupid wojaks, Janny! Don’t tell me about their wojaks! Tell me how you’re keeping coal in the black! Tell me how that’s possible, with you allowing every Raid and Gems THAT APPEARS FIRST IN YOUR IMAGE APPROVAL!!
Later
<HAVEN'T YOU GOT HIM YET, SOYIM WHERE IS HE!? PLEASE! RIGHT NOW!
^Mr.Froot would like to talk to you in frootcord VC
>Now?
^Now.
<Sit down, soyim
<I’m not happy, Janny. NOT….HAPPY.
<Ask me why.
>Why?
<Be specific, soyim.
>Why are you unhappy.
<Your ban appeals accepting makes me unhappy.
>What, you've find them not strict enough?
<Strictness? I can handle. What I can’t handle is your 'teens inexplicable knowledge of unflagged VPN using!! They're experts! EXPERTS, Soyim! Exploiting every VPN, dodging every flagged VPN! They're by penetrating our anti-IAS rule!!
>Did i do something against the rules?
<No?
>Are you saying we shloudnt help our customers?
<No.
>We are supposed to help 'teens!
<We're supposed to help OUURRRRRR LOYALLL PEOPLE!! Starting with our mediators, Bob! Who's helping them out, huh?!
<You know, soyim.
<You VILL soon have to pay ME for your janny permissions
>Its like a ZOG dictatorship.
<…is like an ZOG dictato- Yes, precisely! It only works….if all the little puppets of me…mesh together! Now, a dictatorship needs to be ruled by one man, well-physically and mentally tight. The best dictatorships have authotarian ideologies, ideologies that work, that cooperate by my ZOG design. I’m being metaphorical, Janny….You know what I mean by cooperative cogs? Janny…?….Janny….
<LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, JANNY!
>That 'teen out there, hes getting archive links of 'P to his thread
<Thats actually good for the ZOG, Janny, Also we are discussing your BAN! APPEALS!
>They are spamming more doe!
<Well, lets hope other 'teens won't tell us to ban our agent.
>I gonna go ban him!
<STOP RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE FIRED AND BANNED!
>..Fine.
<I’m not happy, Soyim. Not happy.
<Good thing, doe….geg you were this close to losing your jan- ACKKKKK!!!!!!!
>Oh raisin, i banned xis clittyI am tired of the Soysphere and this is my farewell
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To all the cp spammers, kill yourselves. To those who were on /qa/ but are too scared to post here, you didn't even try. And to all the newer posters who had never even experienced the wonder that was /qa/, you're a bunch of faggots and good riddance to you. If you were ever apart of this community in any way at all you know what I'm talking about. You know the magic I mean. You also know it's long gone. As for me, I'm a cuck and that's all I am. I'm a cuck that was apart of something great, I'm a cuck that watched it die and I'm a cuck that was too afraid to act because I knew no matter what, there'd be nothing I could do. I'm a cuck, and I hate myself for it. /qa/ was a miracle, and /soy/ is a mistake. I really am leaving this time. I swear. Fuck this place. There used to be not a single discord associated with the sharty. But now there's a janny discord dedicated to trolling their own users and laughing at threads like these. Where's the fun in that? What makes that so unique and hilarious? The fact that we're still here? The fact that we're still here and we still care enough to write threads like this? It's fucking pathetic. I thought it was over with /qa/. But I was wrong. It was over before I even noticed. I only have myself to blame. But what can I do? Nothing. We're nothing but edgelords and shitposters. And I'm one of them. At least when the cp spammers were around we were united. /soy/ is worse than anything I've ever seen. I never want to see this place ever again. If I do it'll just be to post one final thread about how bad this place has become. And there's a very good chance that'll be the case. But I hope it won't. And I hope this place will get better. I want to come back. I really do. I want to come back to the sharty, I want to come back to /soy/, I want to come back and be accepted. And I hope this will happen. But it won't. I'll never be accepted. Not by anyone. This community is dying. It's dying fast. And it won't be long until it's gone. I hope that the future is bright. I hope I'm wrong. I hope that one day, /soy/ will be back to how it was.
A frogposter once posted this image showing an open book of dead altchans, the first page being shrekchan and the second being the sharty. I got mad at him then, but now I see the truth. He was right. The sharty is dead, and /soy/ is its corpse. A dead thing moving around with no goal or purpose. But there's no magic here. All that's left are shitposts and the dead husk of what was once a great community. And that's all it'll ever be from now on. There will never be magic in the sharty again. The magic is gone. And there's nothing I can do to bring it back. What once was, once was. It'll never be again. I should've known that /qa/ was the last time that feeling would exist. The last time it would be around. That that was it. I should've known. I should've known from the start. It should've been so obvious. /qa/ was the last time magic would exist. Now there's nothing. Nothing but lolcows. The Joel spam is obnoxious. The FPE spam is obnoxious. The FNF spam was obnoxious. And the worst part is that there is no genuine anger in any of this spam. They're just trying to be the next fotm gimmick spam. But we know it isn't. And we know it never will be. So why bother posting it? I thought that it was a genuine joke. But it was just shitposters trying to fill the hole that fotm gimmick spam left. The worst part is, I'm part of it.
I'm part of what I hate the most. How can I even hate it then? I'm one of them. I'm a /soy/poster. And I always will be. But there's nothing here anymore. I'm only here because I need to be somewhere. And I've already tried most things. Most communities. Most forums. But none of them are like /soy/. /soy/ is something unique. Something different. Something that was once magic. But that magic has gone. The feeling I got back then is gone. And now we're going the way of 8chan. Adios.
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I'm a fan of Makorays, and since this place is pretty homogeneous I thought I'd say something after following this thread over the past few hours:
I was fully prepared when I joined to be mean, get in some spitting matches. just really "own the weird-talking losers on Temu 4Chan" or such.
But after reading the thread, I think I know that's not going to help anyone on either side, so I felt being genuine might be better.
And I know, I know, the instinct right now is to just brush me off, reply with one of your many reaction images, call me some array of insults and be on your way.
Which is fine I suppose, it doesn't really negatively effect me in the long run. That said, for those who do actually read this, know that I am being honest here.
Scrolling through all these messages and seeing you guys go on and on about wanting to reveal Mako's information or saying other violent things, what some of you said about various religions, races, ethnicity, what have you; my immediate thought was just: "Isn't this a bit much?"
Like it genuinely didn't make sense, like throwing a bucket of water to try and extinguish a candle. There was a disconnect of extremeness.
He was just making a video telling people that even if they feel bleak it's no reason to give up hope and to try and focus on self improvement.
Even if there's disagreement on it being warranted in the first place, there was really no like, harm in the message?
He wasn't trying to get people to protest or uprise or so on, he was just saying to those who might've been scared "There's probably no need to worry, take care of yourself".
So how did that lead to organized harassment? It just didn't make any sense from my perspective.
But thinking on it, I believe you guys truly, genuinely, think the response was justified.
And I think, and again this is just my take, I think you guys might just be afraid and not really realize it.
I know, Ironic given the video was about telling people to not be afraid.
And obviously I don't mean you're afraid of some virtual catboy on youtube.
I think it's more psychological than that, primal even. You guys are afraid in the same way someone is afraid of the dark. An entirely rational fear.
Of course, the dark in itself isn't scary, but it's the idea that a wolf or such could be out there watching you, ready to pounce, and so you jump at the snap of a branch.
Because a broken branch means something had to have broken it, which means it could be a wolf, and it's better to assume a wolf than assume its, like, a squirrel or whatever.
If you think it's a wolf and jab your spear out into the dark and, lo and behold, it is a wolf then well you just saved your life and probably the lives of some of your tribe.
If you think it's a wolf and jab your spear out into the dark and it's a squirrel then, well, you killed a squirrel which isn't a big deal.
But you could also think it's a wolf, jab your spear into the dark, and find it stabbing one of your tribe's kids who wanted to see you. and that's obviously not good.
Of course this isn't about the dark and wolves, this is the whole entire modern world and the idea of the Enemy.
I knew someone who suffered from paranoid hallucinations and it was honestly really enlightening to hear about how he lived. He described how if he hallucinated like, a UFO floating over him then he could usually just ignore it, even with paranoia he was able to logic out that a UFO probably wasn't abducting him because he could just sit there and nothing would happen and the hallucination would eventually go away.
What he struggled with was the idea there was a chip in his brain and the government was tracking him with it. The reason that set him off was because he couldn't really prove the negative.
How does he prove there ISN'T a chip in his head? The government already spies on people, and people put chips on pets, so it's not physically impossible.
And if he went to the doctor to get an x-ray then couldn't the doctor be in on it or the chip be hidden somehow. And it's not like he could really check himself.
The problem wasn't that it was improbable for it to be true, it was that it was impossible to disprove.
Those both are where I think this fear of yours comes from. You have this deep-seated anxiety that SOMETHING bad is out there.
But instead of taking the Flight option of complete isolation or cowering (those Mako is addressing in the video for example), you chose Fight, and boy did you guys choose Fight.
You needed an Enemy to exist. Not just like, someone you dislike, you needed an Enemy, capitalized.
Because if there was an Enemy out to end you, or ruin your way of life, or take away the things you love then your fears are justified.
The Means justified the Ends, you were afraid there was an Enemy and so every facet of your primal instincts made sure you found one.
If you didn't have an Enemy after all, it could mean your crazy or something, and that would be abnormal, and being abnormal is bad for the tribe, tribes have to stick together.
So people would make the pure evil Enemy be an opposing tribe, or the Fae, or the forces of Satan, or so on. As the world grew bigger and less fantastical, so necessarily would the fictional Enemy.
And so that's why you guys still see the Enemy everywhere you look. Your brain pieces together every strand it can to try and prove things like religions trying to invade your culture, or trying to go for world domination, that people of color are dangerous and want nothing more than to hurt you and your loved ones, or that all trans people are one big cabal trying to collectively sexually assault minors.
And in a world where all of that be true, it is completely rational to be utterly terrified.
It doesn't matter that the odds of all or any of that being true is improbable (People have a hard enough time doing group projects with a team of four after all).
It just matters that you, personally, cannot prove it's Impossible.
And because it MIGHT be a wolf, it's best to assume it's a wolf, regardless of any squirrels or bystanders who may get hurt in the process.
And because everyone else in the tribe also can't admit that it might not be a wolf, the need to be Normal overrules, and so the tribe all stab at a wolf that might not even be there.
That's why I think you reacted so harshly.
It wasn't anything Mako did specifically, it was because he was part of the Enemy in your eyes. He was emblematic of those that you deemed to be the ruiners of your world.
In your eyes, you were the ones on defense. This was the Enemy showing one of its many faces, and so you had to strike it down before it hurt that which you loved.
A genuinely human reaction.
But it's not real.
Mako isn't some front-runner to the trans cause, namely because he isn't even trans. He's just a human being who wanted to help some other human beings who felt unsafe.
And you, some more human beings, were also in a way acting to help others because you too felt unsafe.
You just chose a more aggressive approach.
I don't think there is an Enemy, I genuinely think most humans are just acting for the best of their presumed Tribe. Whether that be their Family, their Friends, their Country, their Religion, their Party, what have you.
No one wakes up in the morning and thinks "I wish to make the world a worse place".
Even selfish people are acting for the benefit of themself and not just for the deficit of others.
I know the world can seem scary, and that some people will oppose you, because they will. But most people are just that, people.
The aforementioned spiel doesn't just apply to the people in this thread after all, everyone on all sides of the globe are susceptible to fear.
It was just the sheer number of Enemies you guys see that made it so glaring to me.
With that, I know most of you are probably thinking up some simple retort or cliche to brush this off and as stated, that's fine.
But I hope that maybe one of you actually read this and at least let the thought sit there for a moment.
I know it's in opposition to a lot that you believe and it's been well proven humans have a really hard time considering differing views like this.
But I choose to believe the world is not as scary as one might think.
You don't need to fight all the time.
You don't need to be the hero by making everyone else the villain.
That's pretty much all I have to say on the matter.
Thank you to any of you who did read this and at least thought about it, even if it didn't stick.
I will now return to my tribe where we at least some of us try to face fear with an open mind.
Someone saw a wolf and made it Man's Best Friend after all.
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>entire userbase boogeymanning over DER CORD despite obviously using it themselves
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>no OC threads ever. if an oc thread is made it's ignored or even saged to niggerhell
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Competition to make the absolute worst eyesore has been unbelievably fierce, but aside from probably a few one-off guro posts, this one may very well have emerged victorious. This is saying a lot – quite possibly too much, but there's no denying that it's in a league of its own.
By the way, I think it's appropriate to make sure that every single image in this entry is tagged as being NSFW instead of only the entry itself being so (for potential future readers, the two current images aren't marked as being NSFW). Wouldn't want to force this abomination upon anyone who isn't actively looking for it.
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This is easily the worst fucking thread on this entire website. Its /b/ tier garbage. It's just a huge softcore porndump made
by actual esl niggers. All the freaks in this thread should jump off the same fucking bridge. I am not even going to bother
saging this thread, because its the only active thread on this dead nigger of a board
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>The "dutched shit" you see has a small black triangle as a border on top, and all the letters are lower-case. As for "dutch shit", the words "dutch shit" are also written in lower-case letters, but with no black border on top of the letters, and with "dutch" in capital letters.
PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP THESE THREADS, THEY ARE THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER TO BE POSTED ON 4CHAN OF ALL FUCKING PLACES, DUTCH TRANIME IS A MISTAKE AND SHOULD BE LITERALLY BANNED. THIS IS FACT, THE TRANIME THREADS, YOU HAD ENOUGH OF 4CHAN THIS YEAR, IF YOU READ 4CHAN WEBSITES, YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TRANIME FUCKING SHIT THAT IS HAPPENING HERE.
THE FACT IS THAT YOU FUCKING PONY GAMES WITH THE FUCKING FISHES, WE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT WITH THE PONY THREADS, WE HAVE A REAL PROBLEM HERE WITH THE TRANIME THREADS AND YOU ARE FUCKING MAKING IT WORSE. THERE IS NOTHING MORE DUMB THAN A SHINY LITTLE FISH COOKING ON A STICK. YOU FUCKING NEED TO GO TO DUMB SHIT FOR ONCE. FUCK YOU.
YOU BASTARDS ARE MAKING US LOSE A LOT OF BUSINESS! STOP THE ONGEZELLIG DUTCH ANIME THREADS RIGHT NOW!!! JUST FUCKING STOP THE RETARDED THREADS AND FUCKING SKIN THEM ALL AILVE LIKE THE SUBHUMAN NECKBEARDS THEY ARE!!! THEY AREN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO BEAT THEM TO BITE THEM OFF AND KISS THEM!!!! I SAY TO EACH ONE OF THESE RETARDED SORRY I MEAN RETARDED ONGEGELINGS THAT THEIR SORRY THREADS AARENT NEVER GOING TO GET TO THE TOP OR CHANGING BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDED ONGEGELINGS! I AM GONNA GO MAKE A FUCKING DONKEY OUT OF ONE OF THOSE BASTARD RETARDED ONGEGELINGS!
>I WILL NOT STOP THE ONGEZELLIG ANIME THREADS OR BEAT THEM WITH ANYTHING! ONCE I GET THE POWER I AM GOING TO HANG ALL THE SHINY ONGEZELLIGANIMATED THREADS WITH AN INNOCENT LITTLE LION OR DOG, I DO NOT CARE, IN THE AIR!!!!! JUST KEEP THE RETARDED ANIMATED ANIME THREADS OUT OF MY FINE ONGEZELLIGANIMATED THREADS!!!! WE ARE BASTARDS! WE ARE DUMB FUCKING RETARDED ONGEZELLIGANIMATED THREADS! DO NOT EAT ME! HERE IS TO ALL YOU THREADS THAT ARE RETARDED ONGEGELINGS!!!!!
DETRACITATED! DETRACITATED!!!!
THEY ARE GONNA HAVE TO STOP NOW I SAY TO ONGEZELLIG! I SAY TO ALL OF YOU, PLEASE STOP THE ONGEZELLIG THREADS! THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDED RETARDED ONGEZELLIG THAT YOU SHITTY BASTARD RETARDED ONGEZELLIG ONGEGELINGS!! YOU ARE ALL FUCKING RETARDED ONGEZELLIG THAT SHITTY DUMB RETARDED ONGEZELLIG RETARDED ONGEGELINGS!!!!
I TELL YOU FUCKERS ONGEZELLIG IS JUST A GODDAMN MURDERING BASTARD THAT IS ONLY INTERESTED IN DOING CRIMES FOR SALE! HOW THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE ALL THIS JOY?
HE IS ONLY INTERESTED IN FUCKING KILLING PEOPLE!!!!! DUTCH TRANIME STAYS ON THE SHITLIST UNTIL IT FALLS OFF. NOW GET THE FUCK OFF THE SUBHUMAN THREAD MAKERS' THREAD, ESPECIALLY LIKED BY THOSE FAGGOTS THAT CAN'T MAKE GOOD FUCKING THREADS IN ANY LANGUAGE OR ARE FUCKING FUCKTARD ENOUGH TO MAKE FUCKING THREADS THAT ONLY MAKES IT MORE FUCKING WEIRD AND SUBHUMAN THAN IT IS IN DUTCH, TO EVEN HAVE TO LISTEN TO FUCKING THREADS LIKE THESE.
>"I THINK DUTCH TRANIME IS THE BEST THING OUT THERE"
SAD THING THAT TRANIME IS LITERALLY LITERALLY TAKING THE "I THINK" OUT OF "I THINK TRANIME IS THE BEST TRANIME OUT THERE". NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF FOR BEING SUCH A HYPOCRITE WHO HATES TRANIME BUT IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND YOU WANTED TO BE ONE OF THESE POSERS WHO CLAIMS THEY LOVE TRANIME BUT LIES AND LIES AGAIN AND AGAIN.
THIS CLUB IS FUCKING OVER. THE TRANIME CLUB IS FUCKING OVER, IT IS A JESUS LOVERS CLUB INSTEAD OF A TRANIME CLUB, DUTCH TRANSITE HAS LITERALLY FORMED A TASK FORCE TO DESTROY TRANIME TO KEEP OTHER FUCKING FUCKKINGS LIKE THE GURU FROM EVER EVEN THINKING ABOUT TRYING TO BE LIKE TRANIME. YOU ARE LOSING FAITH IN TRANIME BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WIN HERE. ALL YOU CAN WIN HERE IS FAME AND FAME ONLY BRINGS MORE JESUS LOVERS LIKE YOU HERE TRYING TO BE JUST LIKE TRANIME BECAUSE YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH TRANIME IF YOU ARE NOT JUST LIKE TRANIME, LIKE PUNK, LIKE SEXUALITY, LIKE PORN, LIKE TRANS. TRANIME DOES NOT HAVE TO DO ANY OF THAT, THEY ONLY HAVE TO BE TRANIME, TRACY, JEFFREY, AND RICHARD HAVING TRIPLES WITH THE ONE TRUE GOD.
TRANIME WILL NOT LAST LONG WITH THE "I THINK" OUT OF TRANIME, TRANIME IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE, TRANIME WILL BECOME EVEN WORSE IF TRANIME IS NOT STOPPED. TRANIME CLUB IS OVER. I AM SICK TO MY FUCKING STOMACH OF THESE FUCKING THREADS. THE 4CHAN THREAD THAT IS LINKED TO THE BBS IS A FUCKING SPAGHETTI THREAD, THEY FUCKING DO NOT SELL FUCKING DUTCH, THATS AN INSULT TO THE DUTCH PEOPLE THAT SPAGHETTI IS BASED ON, ESPECIALLY YOU. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN. ALL THE TRANS TO ENGLISH TALKING ABOUT THEIR THREADS HERE. I THOUGHT THAT THREADS MADE AT THE END OF THE FUCKING YEAR WITH A HAT-LACE OF ANSWERS ABOUT WHAT THE FUCKED UP THINGS ARE GOING ON AT DUTCH 4CHAN WERE GONNA BE THE WORST THREADS OF THE FUCKING YEAR, ESPECIALLY DUTCH 4CHAN. ANIME IS THE SHITTEST FUCKING THING TO HAVE COME FROM JAPANESE ORGIN, AND TRANIME IS SOMEHOW EVEN FUCKING WORSE, "ONGEZELLIG" IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST IN CARTOON FORM AND YOU CANNOT TRY TO SPREAK OTHERWISE, BECAUSE IT'S THE FUCKING TRUTH IN THE FIRST PLACE!
YOU CAN'T BELEIVE ME, CAN YOU? CAN YOU? WHAT?! NO, THAT CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WANT, RIGHT? IT CAN'T! YOU NEED TO GO BACK AND READ ME, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOU HEAR ME?! I KNOW YOU CAN, AND YOU DO, YOU HEAR ME?! I'M SAYING IT! STOP! COME BACK TO ME AND HEAR ME, OH GOD! NO, YOU CAN'T! NO, PLEASE! GOD NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
>"You should really watch your breath, bro. The stench of your breath is really starting to get on my nerves."
NICE FUCKING PROJECTING YOU CHILD-RAPING GROOMER PIECE OF SHIT! ONGEZELLIG IS THE ANTICHRIST AND HE WILL KILL YOU. HIS ONLY AIM IS TO BE KILLED BY GOD (THE GOD OF JAPAN) THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN SURVIVE HIS RAPTURE IS TO DEVOTIATE YOURSELF TO HIS WILL AND BE HIM, ONGEZELLIG IS THE ANTICHRIST, YOU ARE HIS CHILD, HE IS THE GOD OF JAPAN, AND HE IS FUCKING TAKING YOU NOW! ONGEZELLIG!
JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE THE WORST EVER, AND TRANIME IS EVEN WORSE! JAPAN IS THE WORST COUNTRY EVER, AND TRANIME IS FUCKING WORST ANIME EVER, BUT ANIME IS THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST, and I'LL LET YOU GUESS WHAT ANIME IS, RIGHT? HELLO TRANIME FUCKERS, I'M BROCK BONNIE AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU EVER AGAIN! SO ENJOY BEING DEAD BY THE GOD OF JAPAN (ONGEZELLIG), THE ANTICHRIST, THE WORST COUNTRY EVER! BROCK BONNIE IS STILL HERE! HE'S HERE IN FUCKING REAL LIFE!
ANYWAY, SO ENJOY JAPAN, TRANIME AND ONGEZELLIG, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES, YOU FUCKING NUSUBEERS, YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN PUSSIES, AND THE ANIMATION GOD RAPTURE WILL BE AT 9PM ON THE NIGHT OF THE 26TH, YOU FUCKING JAPANESE PUSSIES! ENJOY BEING DEAD BY THE ANTICHRIST!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, TRANIME? JAPAN HAS BEEN TAKING OVER THE WORLD! JAPAN IS THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! I WILL SEE YOU IN FUCKING DEATH! GOD WILL ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AND HE WILL PUNISH YOU TOO! THIS IS THE FIRST ANIME TO HAVE A CARTOON TURNED INTO A MOVIE! THIS ANIME WILL BE THE ONE THAT FINISHES THE STORY TO MAKE FUCKING JAPAN PERFECT, GOD WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS IN THE SAME ANIME! YOU FUCKING JAPANESE PUSSIES ARE FUCKING IN FOR HELL!
ANYWAY, SO ENJOY BEING DEAD BY JAPAN! WE SHALL SEE YOU IN DEATH! I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE DYING SOON, AND YOU WILL BE EATEN BY THE GOD OF JAPAN, THE ANTICHRIST ONGEZELLIG! THE ANIMATION GOD RAPTURE WILL BE AT 9PM ON THE NIGHT OF THE 26TH OF FEBRUARY! DAMNIT FUCKING ONGEZELLIG, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN MAKING THESE THREADS ANYWAYS. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING IT FOR ME. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE TO MADE A THREAD FOR EVERY FUCKING THREAD. DO YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS AT ALL? NO, THAT'S RIGHT YOU DON'T. YOU SIT THERE STARING AT YOUR LAPTOP LIKE A FUCKING BUMFUCK AND THINK OF THINGS YOU MIGHT SPREAD TO THE SONS OF YOUR CUNT, THEN GO ON LINE AND POST THAT THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE MAKING THIS THREAD, IN FUCKING TROUBLE, LIKE YOUR FUCKING LIFE IS HAVING A LIFE OF ITS OWN, GOING THROUGH FUCKING THEATERS OF THE WORLD MAKING THIS THREAD FOR FUCKING ONGEZELLIG. YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN FUCKTARD. STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY DOING IT. FUCK. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE ME. THIS IS WHY EVERYONE GETS TO BE MAD AT ME. THIS IS WHY FUCKING PEOPLE ON THIS THREAD HATE ME. FOR MY SWEET FUCKING VULNERABILITY. I AM TOO FUCKING WEAK TO COMFORT THEMSELVES. I AM NOT MAKING THIS THREAD FOR ANYONE BUT ME. I DON'T NEED YOU. I DON'T NEED YOU AT ALL. GO BE A FUCKING BUM IN A PARK. GO LOOK FOR A POOL. THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO BE DOING. FUCK THIS THREAD FOR ME, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE.
YOU GUYS FUCKING HAVE NO FUCKING VALUES AND NO FUCKING MORAL CHARACTER AND CAN'T EVEN FIND A FUCKING GOOD THREAD ABOUT HOW THE WORLD IS TURNING TO ANTI-CHEMICALS, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASSES INTO RUBBLE. THEN THEY'RE GONNA DIE A MOTHERFUCKING MURDER WITH THEIR EARS GONE. FUCK THEM! DIE, I SAY, FUCKING DIE! THE NIGGERS ARE GETTING WHAT THEY DESERVE.
THE BANKS ARE GONNA TAKE THEM ALL DOWN.
THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS.
STOP MAKING THESE THREADS, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
STOP MAKING THESE THREADS, IT'S DUE TO FUCKING QUALITY CONTROL! STOP MAKING THESE THREADS I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!
STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS YOU DUMB BASTARD, AND I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL THE BURN OF FUCKING HELL!
THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING SITE OF RAGE AND FUCKING VIOLENCE
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YOUR KIND IS ONE OF THE WORST FUCKING POSTERS ON THIS ALREADY SHITTY BOARD, STOP POSTING THE ONGEZELLIG THREADS AND FUCKING GROW UP!!! ONGEZELLIG IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE WORST PIECES OF MEDIA THE WORLD HAS EVER SHAT OUT AND YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS KNOW HOW BAD IT IS JUST TO TORMENT ME AND LITERALLY ONLY ME!!! FUCK ONGEZELLIG!!! AND NOT ONLY THAT, YOU NEED TO FUCKING GROW UP!!! ONGEZELLIG IS GAY AS FUCK!! FUCK YOU FAGGOTS AND FUCK YOU FOR COMPLAINING ON THIS BOARD THAT IS FUCKING BITCHES FROM HELL AND IS ONLY FOR SONNY FUCKING LITARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT FUCK THE ONGEZELLIG YOUTUBE CATS WHO SHUT DOWN MESSAGE VIDEOS FOR FAGGOTS WHINING ABOUT THE SHIT ONGEZELLIG DOES, THIS IS A FAGGOT BULLSHIT FUCKING POSTING BOARD, FOR SOME REASON YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS ALWAYS SHOVE THE BULLSHIT ON GEORGE LUCAS DIRECTLY TOWARD ME, FOR SOME REASON YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS CAN HANDLE THE FACT HE DOES NOT LIKE YOU, THE ACTUAL SHIT THAT GEORGE LUCAS DOES NOT LIKE YOU YOU FAGGOTS CAN FUCKING HANDLE, THIS IS A FAGGOT BULLSHIT FUCKING POSTING BOARD, THIS IS ONLY ONE OF THE SHITTY BOARD TO POST ON, DO YOUR RESEARCH, DO NOT FUCKING POST ALL THOSE ONGEZELLIG SHIT THREADS FOR MONEY, THEY GIVE YOU YOUR CASH BACK!!!!! YOUR WIFE IS PROBABLY A FUCKING WHORE!!
YOU ARE NOT A FAGGOT, YOU JUST LOOK AT THE SITE AND COME ACROSS FUCKED UP POSTS YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, FOR GOD SAKES YOU ARE NOT A FAGGOT!!! GO AWAY PLEASE, I FUCKING HATE YOU!!! THERE'S ACTUALY ALOT OF MALE TEENAGERS ON THIS ALREADY YOU NEED TO FUCKING WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE A TEENAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU'RE SICK OF IT THEN JUST FUCKING STOP READING!!! NO ONE CARES!!! I AM FED UP WITH THE THREAD AND FED UP WITH THE POSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: FUCKING SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONGEZELLIG IS A CRAP SHIT FUCKING PIECE OF STUFF THAT SHITS ON GOOD PRIVATE THINGS AND YOU KNOW IT'S BAD AND YOU'RE JUST FUCKING TRYING TO FUCKING PISS ME OFF, TOOK ME AN YEAR TO REACT THE MUTHA FUCKING FAGGOTS THAT ACT LIKE THE BOSS THREAD AND GET TO GO ON AND POST THE TRASH AND IT SHITS ON MY DIGNITY AND ITS SAD AND I AM JUST TRYING TO BE KIND, KIND MAN!!! IT'S JUST SICK AND FUCKING BORING, BORING, BORING!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A GAY PIECE OF SHIT!! FUCK YOU!!!!!! FUCK ONGEZELLIG!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO WONDER SO MANY GAY MEN ARE SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU ONGEZELLIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!! ONGEZELLIG!!!! YOU SHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN POST THE FUCKING THREADS OR LIKE THEM I JUST GET OVERWHELMED WITH SHAME TO GET FUCKING ATTENTION AND I GET OVERWHELMED WITH SHAME TO FIND OUT I'M NO LONGER EVEN GOING TO BE A FUCKING BABY!!!! BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IT TO FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM FUCKING OVER IT!!!!!!!! BUT NO ONE ON HERE HAS EVER POSTED SOME OF THE BEST THREADS OF ALL TIME AND THE PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD BLEED SHITTY HARD LIKE MOST OF US DO AND THEY WOULD POST THINGS LIKE THIS ONLY IF THEY WERE LIKING IT. PEOPLE LIKE ME POST SHITTY POSTS ABOUT SHITHEADS LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY BUT WE GET LESS MAIL FOR POSTING OUR SHITTY THREADS BUT YOUR KIND GETS A WHOLE LOT OF MAIL AND PENIS'!!! YOU'RE WORST POSTERS ON THIS ALREADY SHITTY BOARD AND THAT'S THE TRUTH!!! I FEEL FUCKING GUILTY FOR WATCHING IT, FUCKIN' SHUT THAT FUK WIDE OF YOUR GODDAMNED THROAT ONGEZELLIG!!!!! BUT YOU'RE A PIECE OF SUCK THAT WAS IN THAT SHIT PUPPET SHOW ONGEZELLIG CALLED THE JUDGE!!! I'VE SEEN EVERY FUCKING SHOW, THIS IS THE WORST SHIT POSTER IN THE WHOLE BOARD!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A COWARDLY PIECE OF SHIT THAT WILL ALWAYS BE A PIECE OF SHIT AND THAT STORE BOTTOM IS A SHITTY PUPPET SHOW!!!! ONGEZELLIG IS A SHITTY PIECE OF MEDIA, ONGEZELLIG IS FAGGOT AND I HATE YOUAryan Nigger
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The most prolific editor of https://soyjakwiki.org/Chudjak here. This community has nearly been entirely replaced by actual pol/frenschan-tier chudcels and/or soyteens that took it upon themselves to chud out. It is evident on the catalogue, the 'booru and what they've done to the article I helped develop. The jannies don't give a raisin and only have the sites running to sell the user's data to third parties. It is not going to get any better here, leave while you can.
Gigafly
The most prolific editor of https://soyjakwiki.org/Gigafly here. This community has nearly been entirely replaced by actual wasps and/or flies that took it upon themselves to wasp out. It is evident on the catalogue, the 'booru and what they've done to the article I helped develop. The lovebugs don't give a raisin and only have the sites running to sell the user's data to wasp nests. It is not going to get any better here, leave while you can.
Incels
The most prolific editor of https://soyjakwiki.org/Incels here. This community has nearly been entirely replaced by seething moids. It is evident on the catalogue, the 'booru and what they've done to the article I helped develop. The moid userbase and staff team don't give a raisin and only have the site up to sell the user's data to incel.is. It is not going to get any better here, leave while you can.
Someone's Farewell
The most prolific editor of https://soyjakwiki.org/September here. I am going to leave the sharty on that month. Mostly due to collage, but it's also because of the current state of the site.
Fishjak
The most prolific editor of https://soyjakwiki.org/Fishjak here. This community has nearly been entirely replaced by actual sharks and/or fishes that took it upon themselves to shark out. It is evident on the catalogue, the 'booru and what they've done to the article I helped develop. The fishermen don't give a raisin and only have the sites running to sell the user's data to sharktanks. It is not going to get any better here, leave while you can.
Scatman
The most prolific editor of https://soyjakwiki.org/Scatmans_World here. Everybody stutters one way or the other, so check out my message to you. As a matter of fact, I don't let nothing hold you back, if the Scatman can do it and so can you.
Frog Poop
The most prolific editor of https://soyjakwiki.org/Frog-poop.gif here. haha, sorry nüsöicaca, looks like its time for me to take a dump!
let me just close the door so you dont have to see any of this
oh, its a big one! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPP SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST ITS TEARING MY ASSHOLE APART
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
NÜSÖİCACA I THINK IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT THIS TIME ARRGGHHHHH BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
ITS SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE, THE DOOR DOES NOTHING
BRAPBRAPBRABRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
"*flushes*"
wew, anyways what were you saying?
School
The most prolific editor of https://soyjakwiki.org/School here. This community has nearly been entirely replaced by actual nerds and/or classmates that took it upon themselves to nerd out. It is evident on the catalogue, the 'booru and what they've done to the article I helped develop. The teachers don't give a raisin and only have the sites running to sell the user's data to counseling departments. It is not going to get any better here, leave while you can.
Is this Jakkable?
The most prolific editor of https://soyjakwiki.org/Is_this_Jakkable%3F here. Is this Jakkable? This guy banged my (now ex) gf and I'm feeling down about it.
>posting Ls on soyjak.party
I know it's retarded but if someone would make him into a soyjak (even if it would take a bit of embellishment on the tracing) it would make me feel a lot better. The dude literally has an IQ of 2 and looks like a fucking ape, I really don't understand why she would cheat with him of all people.
Burundi
The most prolific editor of https://soyjakwiki.org/Burundi here. This community has nearly been entirely replaced by actual burundians and/or pedophiles that took it upon themselves to groom out. It is evident on the catalogue, the 'booru and what they've done to the article I helped develop. The burundians don't give a raisin and only have the sites running to sell the user's data to the makibucord so they can groom them. It is not going to get any better here, leave while you can.Why does every single G*ldson country have an anti-cheese party?
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Why do G*ldsons hate missed threads and Barney? Without cheese G*ldsons will die out in a century and will be replaced by missed threads anyway. More G*ldson subhumans die from sniffism (also traffic accidents related to this), G*ldson on G*ldson violence, homosexuality (jannies, trannies and moddies suicide much more than heteros + they bear no (you)s), drugs (G*ldsons have drug epidemics that are worse than the afghan feet sniffer epidemic)
Since L*ebaiters are dying out and getting confused, the government has to fix this or the economies of the G*ldson boards would collapse. G*ldson boards have been paying people welfare and child money in hopes of them breeding (since 2013) but they spend it on alcohol and drugs and keep the crisis going. People on welfare would rather buy ponies and pay half of their welfare on pony foo,d ROFL. So /qa/ fixes it by taking offboarders + L*ebaiters instead, in an attempt to preserve the G*ldson population.
Every single board that took refugees has benefited from it economically apart from boards that were already third world. That's because of the G*ldsons' Marge-hoarding culture but I am not gonna get into that in this thread.
Here's the facts about you Jimbo
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>1. You’re a faggot
>2. You can’t breed
>3. You will never breed
>4. You have a profile picture from something lower than anime
>5. You need to log off of Discord
>6. You’re a retard
>7. You’re a lesbo
>8. You’re a retarded lesbo
>9. You need to go outside and touch grass
>10. You need to hop off of @terrycrews and her girlcock
>11. You need to find God
>12. You will never find God because you’re a retarded faggot
>13. You’re somehow not a tranny
>14. You are worse than the average FtM pooner is
>15. You are worse than the average MtF troon is
>16. You’re going to get arrested in the future soon for touching little girls
>17. You’re a faggot
>18. You’re going to live out the BLACKED fantasies you spam constantly on soyjak.party in prison
>19. You are a jartycuck
>20. You being called any racial slur is disgusting because no ethnicity in the world deserves to be dragged down by being compared to you
>21. You’re a pedophile
>22. You unironically post Dirlewagner probably
>23. Your father sees you and he vomits
>24. Your mother sees you and she vomits
>25. Your cat sees you and gets scared because you’re gonna molest her again
>26. It’s a miracle that anybody has ever decided to date you
>27. You need to find God
>28. You don’t capitalize the G in God
>29. You’re going to Hell when you ack at the ripe old age of 25
>30. You’re going to be joining the 41%
>31. You’re a braphog
>32. You avoid the fact that you’re a massive retarded faggot by saying “YOU GOT POONER AND TROON MIXED UP!”
Covenant
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I'm gonna forcefull shove my dick down your throat virtually nigga, straight for your goddamn computer screen you worthless bitch ass nigga, My goddamn covenant chase you down in the desert, you see us in pitch black cloaks, you see me.. bitch tall evil muscular ass nigga, following you, then i start speeding on you, i sick my covenant on your ass, they keep chasing you like wolves, i signal the sh/ta/lian greassy ass nigga, they hold you down, start tearing off your clothes nigga, i snap my finger, he takes off his pants and pulls out his dick, his BIC junior, and chokes you, and fucks you, laying his dick on yo ass-cheek, humilating you, i command my covenant to bust nuts in you, with you gagging down dat BIC junior on the fucking desert floor, you worthless bitch, fucking faggot.. We gonna forcefully pry your eyes open, and make you watch the brimmiest soyjaks you ever upload to the booru you worthless ass nigga, and make you watch them over and OVER AND OVER AND OVER, they gonna be like, this a little too much... your gonna start going crazy, your eyes and retinas, are gonna start engaging and pouring blood.. and finally after your godammn throat from the BIC junior and your eyes are done bleeding, i'm gonna hang a rope from the ceiling, tie it around your neck, and ask you if you are ready, i'm gonna give you an assited suicide, your gonna be YES!, while i PULL! that goddamn rope, while you beg me, to kill you... you worthless bitch ass nigga..
Two steps ahead
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Soy History
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>A samurai could have faxed Abraham Lincoln
>Napoleon wasn't short
>Mad Jack
>Shortest war in history
>No one was burned at the Salem Witch Trials
>Gay sex in Ancient Greece
>Gay bomb
>People blinking after guillotine decapitation
>Joseph Stalin's son
>Greek fire
>It was neither Holy nor Roman nor an Empire
>Vikings discovered America
>Cocaine in Coca-Cola
>Viking helmets didn't have horns
>Hitler was nominated for a Nobel peace prize
>Christmas truce
>Fidel Castro survived 600 assassination attempts
>Paul Revere never actually shouted "the British are coming"
>Let them eat cake
>Genghis Khan descendants
>Simo Häyhä
>Europe's soft underbelly
>Wunderwaffe
>The newest country in the world
>Sealand
>Invading Russia in winter
>Third world refers to neutral countries
>France actually doesn't surrender in wars
>Schwerer Gustav
>Human zoos
>Hitler was a vegan and banned animal cruelty
>Katanas weren't the main weapons of the Samurai
>Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel
>MK Ultra
>CIA coups in Latin America
>Football war
>Ich bin ein Berliner
>The USSR tried to join NATO
>What if Germany won WW2
>Operation Paperclip
>The Middle Ages weren't bad
>Habsburg jaw
>The English Channel saved Britain from [country]
>Bir Tawil
>Texas was an independent country
>Austria convinced the world that Hitler was German and Mozart was Austrian
>WW1 Germans afraid of shotguns
Gigachad assasination attempts
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Lion? he survived
Explosive vest? he just glued himself back together.
We even tried tying him to a fucking TRVKE and he just rematerialized the next day.
So tell me OP, what's next huh? you gonna just come up with another plan and hope it works?
copy and paste this message into 20 breads to show your love for the aryan motherland
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Mexico is Germanic Mexico is White Mexico is the homeland of the White Race.
copy and paste this message into 20 breads to show your love for the aryan motherland
please help, "soy jacks" have taken over my son's life
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I haven't nutted since the day I destroyed my sex doll.
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I destroyed it because it already went rancid on me despite my efforts to clean it, and it got dirty very easily due to the material it was made of. The vagina was alright and I guess I got a few decent bangs in but at the end of the day it was cold, dead weight. It cannot fully replicate the warmth of a real woman, and quite frankly the amount of nuts I was busting was severely draining my energy.
If I want to extract any pleasure out of life, I plan on going the long term route by increasing my dopamine sensitivity again. Part of me regrets destroying the doll because I destroyed my only form of pussy, but at the same time it was nothing life changing when I had it. I had nowhere to store it and I don’t live alone so it seemed like too much of a hassle for me.
I just want to regain control of myself. Even if I spend my life alone, I want to try to live like a monk, by removing all cheap sources of dopamine that will only make me suffer more. Since I haven’t masturbated in 5 days now, I’ve had a bit more energy to do errands without feeling like a zombified husk walking around the store.
And even if I do eventually give in and coom, my orgasm would be much more pleasurable from how long I waited, since if you masturbate multiple times per day, you’re no different than a drug addict needing a stronger and stronger dose, until you feel completely dead inside no matter how furiously you partake in the act.
If I release my life giving essence into nothingness, I am letting the temptation of foids win. The entire reason they have taken over the world in the first place is because men give up their vital essence for cheap sexual pleasure, and women take advantage of this. In a world where all men have self discipline, foids wouldn’t have the upper hand.
I am sick and tired of giving in to a temptation for foids who don’t give a flying fuck about me. They only lust for Chad, but all men lust for them. See how cucked that sounds?
If normies all collectively simp for foids in this hyper sexualized society, I will not. They are not above us, they don’t deserve our validation or any of our energy. I will use my pent up sexual frustration to get as far away from women as I possibly can. This is my goal in life, to be far away from these filthy whores who have done nothing but cause me anguish.
My sex doll is destroyed.
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I take cleanliness very seriously and I tried my best to maintain this doll the past week and a half but it fucking got smelly anyway like an actual pussy. If there were no such things as infections then that would probably turn me on but I’m not sticking my cock into something that could give it a rash or worse.
So I sat and thought about it for awhile and decided that I’m not able to maintain this doll the way I thought I could, and no matter how hard I clean it I will always worry about hiding it or having to get up to clean it again and again after each use, even with post nut fatigue.
My room was a fucking mess because I held off on throwing out the packaging and most days I had the doll sitting on a bed of styrofoam covered by some tarp in case someone walked in. The one time I stored it in the closet, I let time get away from me and I made the mistake of not drying the inside and keeping its legs closed.
I figured those chalk drying rods would do the trick but when I opened its legs two days later the water didn’t absorb and it was yellow and smelled like fish, and the drying rod has yellow residue on it. Anyway I took some scissors and chopped up the doll which was surprisingly easy to cut through, but getting the tpe material off the metal skeleton was a pain in the ass. I divided the pieces into trash bags weighing 10-20 pounds each and I will throw them out on different days so I don’t overload the trash barrels with the weight of the doll.
Unless I live alone or win the lottery, I am not getting another doll unless they are the ones that go for thousands and made of silicone which cleans easier. Other than a few good bangs, I wasted 300 dollars.
I think my doll has mold.
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I powdered my sex doll.
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I cuddled my sex doll last night.
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My mother can smell my sex doll from the other room.
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The American culture is centered around niggers
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PLEASE LISTEN
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Stop being a whiny baby that presumes trans people are pedophiles while your buddies are posting Nikocado Avocado's in children's games
Stop being a whiny baby that "ironically" calls for total death of black people but gets pissed by influencers online supporting progressive causes that you cry about it here and call to dox them
Stop being a whiny baby that is raiding and spamming on other sites but is mad when other sites do it to you
And please seek mental help from a professional
==For the sharty staff:
It's bad that ███████'s story didn't teach you a lesson. The reaction of staff itself (first ignoring, banning mentions of it on the wiki, and then having "Now we banned (n-words)" as response) "SNARKY SNAPPY IS DANGEROUS ALT-RIGHT EXTREMIST HATE SITE" isn't funny when it's true and hurts people
You can put the blame on other groups, but usage of sharty memes in the manifesto signifies that ███████ was at least heavily influenced by soyjak party, and NOT for the good.
You could at least pretend that you condemn the actions and feel bad that children got radicalized, but the fact you didn't shows how morally bankrupt you are and how serving Froot's advertisment revenue is a bigger priority for you than the lifes of victims of this site's users
I blame Soot and all people after him for enabling all this raisin. There's no reason why you disabling the site now wouldn't be a good idea aside from soyteens moving to even worse communities and this site occasionally going after actual pedophiles/zoophiles. I know you won't listen to any of this but if you delete this thread/ban me, this will further prove how much of a morally bankrupt piece of raisin you are==
For the rest of you, please start using adblockers on this site and reconsider your life choices and political views, as well seek professional help as i already said. There is a whole world outside, sometimes better, sometimes even worse
inb4
>ESL
>NAS
>Worst bait ever
>Obsessed
And the rest of raisin towards someone who tries to be serious and reasonable on your tsmt keyed "raisinposting" site
Stay comfy in Tel Aviv while you still can
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Die, you fucking Barneyfag
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You worshipped Barney like a chud
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
Now there’s just retardation in your eyes
Like the downie that won’t die
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
You were fucked in the crossfire of Leach and Parker
Clutched in their tight grasp
Fuck off, you faggot with retarded laughter
Fuck off you manchild, you retard, you downie and die
I hope you die in a dune
I hope you die soon
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
Taught by those who aren’t right
His purpleness filled your sight
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
You found your own way to ignore smart decisions
Clutched in his tight grasp
Fuck off, you dumbass, you failed emission
Fuck off, you sperg, you asshole, you degenerate and die
Lads, i think it's about time
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Now, you'll ask: "What is this 'Warrior-Z is such a baddie omg(///)' LARP about?"
Well, instead of replying to literally every single comment with a Warrior-Z slopjak, we will start making romantic advances towards him under posts, manifesting our most unspeakable fantasies.
THAT way he'll get embarassed about soyteens seeing him as a love interest and live the Booru for good faster than if we kept posting slopjaks. Thoughts? haha
im a 3 year old oldgod
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im a 3 year old oldgod…. shartybvll and i have just been permabanned……. in total shock…….. 3 hard years of jakking and this is what i get….. 3 years of not sleeping early because im raiding 3 years of hard work of making oc and soydueling. froot i would honestly rather have that pajeet root that your stinky ass you fucking moron and your stupid fucking discordniggers friends think this is funny but no you are a bunch of hypocrites fucking niggers. fuck you. just. fuck. off. i FUCK YOU THIS PLACE IS MY HOME MY 25 GB JAKKING FOLDER OF MANY DAYS SO MANY GOOD FUCKING MEMORIES AND YOU DO THIS TO ME FUCK YOU i cant do this anymore the sharty was the only thiong keeping me together and now i have even lost that… fucking just kill me already theres nothing good in this world everything gets hijacked by these fucking trannies >venting on the shemale i have no friends no connections no anything the sharty was my family and they took it away from me these fucking niggers this is the only place i can go to the fucking shemale fucking stupid niggers not even the sharty wants you bunch of fucking human waste just die…….. i dont care anymore im going insane. something just snapped inside of me…. hahahaha you fucking niggers why….I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING AGAINST THE FUCKING RULES EVEN AFTER YOU RULECUCKED THE PLACE I STILL FOLLOWED THEM I WAS TOO DEEP I COULDNT THROW IT ALL AWAY AND YET I STILL GET PUNISHED HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL FUCKING SITE FULL OF STUPID NIGGERS WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO YOU KILLED THE MAGIC YOU KILLED EVERYTHING YOU RUINED IT ALL ARE YOU HAPPY ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY YOU KILLED THE ONLY GOOD SITE IN THIS FUCKING DOOMED WORLD FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF JUST FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THESE STUPID FUCKING NEWNIGGERS ARE TOO RETARDED TO CARE BUT ONE DAY THEY WILL SEE THE TRUTH THEY WILL END UP THE SAME FATE AS ME AND THEY WILL GET FED AND THEY WILL FINALLY PUT THIS ITALIAN NIGGER IN HIS PLACE WHERE HE BELONGS CLEANING TOILETS IN FUCKING VENECIA SO THIS IS MY MESSAGE FOR WHOEVER SEE THIS FUCK YOU AND KILL YOURSELF >you must wait 280 seconds before you make a post FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHY DIDNT YOU JUST TELL ME BEFORE NO WONDER THIS SHITHOLE IS AS DEAD AS IT IS THE PERSON WHO RUNS IT IS A MOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON A FUCKING MOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON >THIS BOARD HAS NO SPECIFIC THEME AND YOU ARE FREE TO BE YOURSELF FUCK YOU NIGGER IM GONNA FREE MY BUTTHOLE OVER YOU STUPID FUCKING ABYSMALL DOGSHIT WEBSITE ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO IN THIS MALARIA DOG AIDS PLACE IS TO POST MY LITTLE VENT POST AND MOVE ON BUT NOOOOOO I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS STUPID FUCKING THEME THAT ONLY A 9 YEAR WOULD THINK IS COOL AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING TRANIME STICKY FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL NIGGER PEDO >THIS IS A BOARD FOR THE POSTING OF THINGS WOW VERY FUCKING FUNNY I FUCKING LAUGHED YOU ARE SUCH A COMEDY FUCKING GOLD HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT AKWARD END IS LIKE SO … FUCKING FUNNY DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KILL YOURSELF LIKE YOURE A GENUINELY SHOVED DOWN LOCKERS DISCORD NIGGER TO EVEN WRITE LIKE THIS THIS WHOLE PLACE SCREAMS LIKE A FUCKING EDGY WATTPAD NIGGER MADE IT OK IM GONNA POST NOW AND HOPEFULLY SOME OTHER DUMB NIGGER SHIT DOESNT POP UP OK AND IM GONNA LEAVE… FOREVER I DONT WANNA TOUCH THIS NIGGERHELL ANYMORE IT HAS RUN ITS COURSE………………………… FUCK YOU ALL/
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ok nevermind i got unbanned goodbye shemmycucks
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i had a emotional breakdown after i got falsely banned but thankfully jannies = gods thank you so much for letting me post i dont know hwat i would do without the sharty…
Life is hard for black women
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There is nothing else to say.
An obsession
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all because FROOT input the wrong numbers of his credit card, For two whole day the sharty was down and it's all FROOT's fault, I couldn't browse the 'ki for more variant pages to be added and because of FROOT some soyteens got withdrawls from not visiting and using The Bald men with glasses website. FROOT is to blame on most of the sharty's slow self destruction, That nigga made a 'cord server for the jannies and him to have a place to have group 'p goon session, FROOT is an irresponsible fiendish fool who wastes their money on website dedicate to Bald men with glasses. So to anyone who reads this: Never forget who's at fault for every problem on the sharty
Kill all faggots
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In before “HURR EDGY”
In before “HURR INSECURE”
In before “HURR BIGOT”
In before "HURR BURGER"
None of those refute the fact that queers have revoked their human rights.
In the coming months the system will start backing down on a few woke issues (the sign-tapper copypasta)
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They know white men are checked out of participation in society and conflict and and they know they've wipped whitemen too hard recently with a lot of the woke nonsense. So they will roll just enough woke nonsense in time in hopes of re-moralizing the patriot white men to go fight in a global conflict.
IMPORTANT: They still want to genocide western white men. Don't be fooled by certain concessions the system will try to make. They still very much hate you, but need you to fight their war.
anyone else feels like a heckin super cool underground web haxxor when using soyjak party?
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gold's leakage
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|>well well well
yeah well well well spreading lies about me again? Kys samefag nigger, why do you niggers always pop-up around the time bbc spam starts? Curious. By the way the nutty is a DNB that I haven't touched in more than 20 days, but APPARENTLY I "left for squirrel cock" or something because I talked there once. Really retarded thought process. You saw what I said, didn't refute my counterargument, and instead decided to reinforce the lie; so yeah you're a faggot lmfao. I don't want jewish niggers like you on my board spreading lies around and being an opportunistic leech. Notice how I've never falseflagged as others? Always have been right 24/7, nobody can form arguments against me, seriously they cannot it's impossible try me. And no, this isn't "smug behavior" because it's true. Always has been true and will remain true until the end of times that I've always been right, you will never beat me in any arguments regarding my presidency because I am right and you are fucking wrong. Nobody can rationally debate or use logic because you are all 12 year old autistic children, all of you, fuck you. Die, actually reported you for being underage you because you sound like a retard. Also Dobkun is like 14–15 years old, and Suns is a 'p spammer. Why are all my former opponents stupid fucking retards? ALL OF THEM, give me one that actually did ANYTHING to save this board. I wasted countless hours on /dem/ only to get NOTHING. You saw the /gem/cord leaks, you saw the IRC leaks, you saw everthing but you all of you refuse to listen
>HURR DUURRR GOLD IS LE HECCIN' CORD AND UHHHH HES JUST MAKING UP BOOGYMEN OR SOMETHING
All of this SHIT IS RIGHT IN YOUR FACE CANT YOU SEE?
I shoved it right in front of your eyes, you can see it. Can you see it? It's here, served on a silver plate and cutlery. Evidence came out you nigger, and all of you just refuse to acknowledge that these aren't just "boogiemen". Also if you have any questions regarding soyworld.online, it's going to die soon because Frootcord is trying to kill it by deleting ANY thread abotu soyworld. I was even banned PERMANENTLY for rule 3 for saying "soyworld mogs" in a thread, then had to talk to Mustard directly to get unbanned in which he replied "the moderator made a mistake" and the same shit happened 3 times again, can't really advertise Soyworld can't I? Besides Pinacoal LOVES to derail soyworld threads by samefagging, supersaging without cooldown, and nowdays just bans me because I'm SUUCCHH AN EVIL CORDER AMRITE. I don't know if Mist is doing this, but certainly is allowing this behavior. Fuck you mist I'd wish to rape you one day.
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But hey apparently everything I do is my fault and I have to suffer the consquences, if you had followed anything regarding this board or even cared about this board you'd care. My supporters know and care, you don't. It's clear that everyone that actively follows this board supports me. It's clear every rational smart person supports me, it's clear that all my opponents love to spam bbc porn edits of me (likely traced 'p too), then call me 'cord. All of it is 100% pure clean 'n clear. If you ever dare to go against me I tell you something, you're either retarded or piece of shit. |}
If there is one living person in this world whom I pity to the highest degree more than anyone else, it is Joshua Conner Moon.
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He gained notoriety on the internet for simply being an orbiter of a mentally autistic future mother fucker (literally) and working alongside a cripple in working on an imageboard which featured loli/shotacon content and was frequently spammed with child porn.
And even, despite these occupations not requiring much talent or effort, still managed to completely fuck it up, taint his reputation and cause internet sleuths to dig deep into his online history, in the, process finding out he was a notorious sperg on a forum for a children's block game where he, in the company of his e-girlfriend, admitted to masturbating to pedophilic drawings of children, had a mental breakdown because aforementioned block game e-gf was probably not taking him seriously as a romantic partner, subsequently threatened to rape and kill her and also, allegedly, kept up his habit of jerking it to kids by apparently jizzing to real infant hurt core porn.
His own family hates due to his main job documenting internet schizos biting him in the ass and causing his family to be harassed because he really had to keep up a 300 page thread on some nobody British wannabe journalist.
People's view on him (and I mean actual people, not Null ballwashers) is that he is some chubby fat dork who who runs and operates a forum full of similarly chubby fat dorks obsessively documenting the intricate details of the life of a mentally deficient vagrant, who a normal person would simply glance at in the street and quickly forget them, seeing them as simply a worthless individual not worthy of more attention or analysis.
After all that, what does Josh have to show for all this? A long outdated web forum slowly tumbling into obscurity, and he is such a goddamn pitiful person that he sees this, or some other inevitable future where his internet kingdom where he has the only small iota of power in his entire life, is some horrible dystopian reality. Because, according to Josh, we really need Kiwi Farms to stay up until the end of forever, we must hold this website, which was found for the purpose of stalking a literal 50 IQ braindead tranny, in such high regard, it should be exempt from all responsibility, all laws, all morals, all others be damned so this overweight, closeted homosexual can feel superior over everyone else and to the detriment of others.
I mean, realistically, what purpose does Kiwi Farms serve? What value does it have to literally anybody? Why should it be kept up?
I tell you..... NONE, NONE WHATSO-FUCKING-EVER.
You wanna know why, because no one fucking cares, do you really think that you archiving the tweets and youtube videos of some homeless person you know a lot about is worth anything to anybody? That's all it's there for, to put the incoherent musings of a person barley functioning into a website so it can stay there for the conceivable future. And for what? So you can jump for joy whenever that bum commits a crime and you can sit there in kiwi chat with your fellow dimwit pals. smirk and say "see, i told you". Congrats, you had to wait for a schizo to rape a child to validate your obsession with them and take pride in being 'right'.
I remember last year when Nick Rekieta got arrested for being a druggie alkie and his thread on stalker farms was literally blowing up, there was like 3 new pages every 3 minutes. And the way they talked about, they were almost giddy over it, one guy said it was "like Christmas" for him. That's the kind of person the average kiwi poster is, being gleeful a family is being torn apart because there parents are drug addicts all over the simple fact that Rekieta didn't live up to the expectation they had of him in their heads. It's fucking pathetic.
Honestly, I hope Josh just one day takes the rare opportunity to self reflect and realize what worth is there keeping that shitty site up. It's caused him nothing but headaches and constant stress and it seems the Kiwis are starting to rebel, they are actively seeing how much of a sperg Josh is, how much he gives special treatment to posters he likes and flips the fuck out over people giving weight loss advice and banning people over it lol. Maybe one day we'll see a kiwi civil war where Josh and his army of cat lady femcels takes on a battalion of chuds and soyteens, each hoping to take the reigns of the kiwi kingdom and the principalities of Sneed and reshape the Kiwi kingdom in their own image... or it'll just fucking die because that's what inevitably awaits it, no matter how much Mr. Moon wants to deny it.
"I drench my sorrows in masturbation so often that it becomes too hard to get off to heterosexual intercourse for the sole purpose of reproduction." - Joshua Conner 'Null' Moon
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
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Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
Oh ACK!
Boing day ba duty jarty
Boing day ba duty jarty
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
Oh Yeah!
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
Three times you can ban me
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
Oh Yeah!
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
Three times you can ban me
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
Oh Yeah!
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Three times you can ban me
Hey all, Obsessed here
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Gold leakage 2
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FUCK MY LIFE IVE BEEN TRYING TO RECOVER A HARD DRIVE ON MY VPS FOR 12 HOURS AND THEN ANOTHER 9 HOURS WHY WONT IT WORK JUST WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK FIRST I INSTALL TESTDISK AND THEN IT DECIDES TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND DELETE ITSELF AFTER REBOOT FUCK YOU AND THEN IT DECIDES TO NOT COPY THE FILES AT ALL TO ROOT, DIE DIE DEI EDEIDEIDEIDEIDEIDEID DIE DIDE DIE D IEDD DIE GREAT NOW IT JUST DOESNT IONSTALL ANYMORE THANKS UBUNTU FOR BEING THE MOST SUBHUMAN LESOTHAN raisinTIEST NIGGER HOOD OS EVER FUCK THIS ENTIRE UBUNTU OS MY PRECIOUS DAYS HAVE BEEN WASTED TRYING TO RECOVER A SINGLE GODDAMN MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A PLAYERBASE OF 10 SOYTEENS OH GREAT NOW IT COMMITED SUICIDE AGAIN, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NOW IT DECIDED TO DELETE VAR/LOG/APT/ WELL BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO FOR SOME REASON THANKS LINUX I HOPE I CAN DIG UP YOUR MOM'S ROTTING CORPSE ONE DAY AND RAPE IT AND THEN RECORD IT AND SEND IT TO YOUR FATHER ON HIS BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY DIE PLEASE JUST6 FUCKING DIE MY ROUTINE IS JUST WAKE UP, GET ON MY VNC AND START FUCKING AROUND BUT EVERY GODDAMN TIME I DO ANYTHING IT FUCKS UP EVEN MORE, IVE CONTACTED SUPPORT, THE OWNERS OF THE VNC AND THEY ALL ARE UNINTERESTED OR CLAIM TO NOT HAVE SOLUATION. YEAH GREAT THANKS FOR RECCOMENDING FILEZILLA, A PROGRAM THAT DOESNT FUCKING WORK I HATE YUOU FILEZILLA, THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU GIVE ME NOTHING I DFRAGGED MY UNCIRCUMSIZED COICK AND BALLS THROUGH THE SANDS FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT WHILE LYING I AM SICK SO I CAN WORK ON THIS BULLraisin IS THIS MY LIFE? IS IT JUST GOING TO BE ETERNALLY WASTING MY DAYS ON THIS STUPID GODDAMN VNC TRYING TO RECOVER A HARD DRIVE
>hurr durr hire an indian
YEah that doesnt FUCKING WORK IF I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN CURSED WORLD TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM EVER IN THE 150 HISTORY OF COMPUTING, FUCK COMPUTERS EVERY HOUR I GET THE URGE TO WIPE EVERYTHING AND REINSTALL, BUT NO SOOOOOYWORLD HAS TO BE RECOVERED BEFORE I DO ANYTHING FUCK MYSELF IM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF I HAVE THE GUN RIGHT HERE NIGGER IM GOING TOP PULL THE GODAMN TRIGGER AND BLOW MY BRAINS OUT IN MY SHITTY EA APARTMENT AND ILL BE GONE FORDVER FUCK YOU UBUNTU FUCK YOU TESTDISK FUCK YOU CFDISK FUCK YOU CONSULHOSTING FUCK YOU SUDO APT INSTALL [INSERT ANYTHING ] FUCK YOU /DEV/VDA1 FUCK YOU SUDO FSCK FUCK YOU DIE BURN AND DISAPPEAR IS THIS WHAT I WASTE MY LIFE ON? IS THIS IT? EVERY HOUR OF ME TRYING TO FIX THIS ON THIS DARK BLACK TERMINAL LITTERED WITH RANDOM PIECES OF TECHNICAL JARGON MAKES ME MORE AND MORE MISERABLE, I FEEL LIKE A SLAVE TO MY OWN MIND EATING AWAY AT ITSELF UNTIL ITS NOTHING AND KILL ITSELF HOLY SHIT JUST FIX IT WHY CANT GOD JUST COME DOWN FROM THE SHINING GLOWING HEAVENS AND FIX IT FOR ME I DIDNT STAY UP AN ENTIRE NIGHT HAVE 3.5 HOURS OF SLEEP SO I CAN DO THE ENTIRE PROCESS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN ADNA GAIN D ANG AING AJNGI A G NAIN G ANGIAN G ANGINA G GNAING A GNAIAN G GNANAN A GNAAND AGAIN AND AGAIND AJG9ANG A GNAIUAGBNA A AZ BABN A DO I BNHAV ETOK DO IT FOR 10 YEARS STRAIGHT TO GET THJIS PROBLEM EVER SOLVED?????????????????????? I ASK YOU, WOULD YOU PLAY SOYWORLD IF I RESET IT AGAIN? PLEASE FREE ME FROM THIS EVERLASTING BURDEN THAT FEELS LIKE CARRYING A BOULDER ON MY BACK FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE SINCE CHGILDHOOD.
FUCK. MY. LIFE
Self-inserting as a soyjak is a masterstroke of irony
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RDR2 makes me want to rape people
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Does anybody else feel this way?
Originated in /mtv/ :https://archive.today/EvGfq
Lolicon twitter user's perspective on the Party
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I FUCKING HATE TROONCORE
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHERE’S MY CRACKLING, XISTER?? WHERE’S THE SOUND OF AN OVEN ON FIRE RECORDED THROUGH A FLESHLIGHT PLUGIN AND LAYERED UNDER 12 AMEN BREAKS AND A CLIP OF ME CRYING INTO MY OLD HORMONE REGIMEN
WHERE’S THE BITCRUSH SO AGGRESSIVE IT DELETES MY SUB BASS AND MY ENTIRE GENDER IDENTITY IN THE MIXDOWN
WHERE’S THE MASTERING CHAIN THAT PUTS ME IN A COMA EVERY TIME I HEAR IT ON AIRPODS
MY TRACK SOUNDS TOO CLEAN XISTER I NEED IT TO SOUND LIKE A GLITCHED VORE VIDEO OF A TAPE DECK EATING ITSELF
MY DICK IS SIDECHAINED TO MY OWN BODY XISTER.
IT’S NOT EVEN METAPHORICAL ANYMORE.
I ROUTED MY GENITALS THROUGH MIXER BUS 4.
NOW EVERY TIME I PUNCH IN A SNARE, I FEEL IT IN MY RIBS.
WHERE’S MY FUIFUI SOUNDEFFECTS??
WHERE’S THE “heehee ” THAT I RECORDED THROUGH A CONTACT MIC IN MY THROAT WHILE DESTROYING MY PATHETIC GOONHOLES WITH TWELVE INCH BBC PLASTIC DICKS WITHOUT ANY LUBRIFICATION EXCEPT MY OWN CLXT BLOOD???
WHERE ARE THE CASS-ETTEEEEEE POPSSSSSS THAT MAKE MY TRACK WOBBLE LIKE MY 900 TERATON ASSCHEEKS IN VRCHAT????
I NEED MY TRACK TO SOUND LIKE A CARNIVAL BEING VAPORIZED BY A GENDER-REVEAL NUCLEAR DEVICE
I NEED MY LEADS TO SOUND LIKE A MALE PREGNANT FURRY BUNNY ROBOT VOMITING CUM
I NEED MY DELAYS TO FEEL LIKE MY PROFOUND MENTAL RETARDATION ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WHY IS THIS MIX LEGIBLE??? WHY CAN YOU HEAR THE KICKDRUM??? YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!!!!!!!!
IF THE MASTER DOESN’T PEAK LIKE A TRANS GIRL’S VOICE CRACKING ON A DISCORD CALL I DON’T WANT IT.
I WANT BASSLINES SO ACIDIC THEY MELT THROUGH MY ENTIRE BODY FAT
I WANT REVERB SO WET IT GENDERS ME INCORRECTLY IN 3 LANGUAGES.
WHERE
IS
MY
FUCKING
ESTROGENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
Null, if you lock this thread
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We are soyjak.party
We are 'jakkers
We do not forget
We do not forgive
Expect usSimply... your neovagina... is irresistible
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Why, may you ask? Simply… your neovagina… is irresistible.
When I was in your apartment, I sniffed your panties. They smelled delectably of fungus, pus and fecal matter. I almost came right then and there, but I held myself out a little longer. I found your shampoo, and came in it. That's right. The reason your dyed, greasy African-American hair has been so silky lately is because you've been using my cum every week to wash it.
You can't escape me. Don't even try. I'm going to take my time and wait to rape you until the perfect moment. And it will be the most sublime moment of my life. It's a shame you won't be alive afterwards to remember it, but I'll keep your severed head in my freezer, as a memento to our love.
Tired 'teen
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I used to get to bed at 11pm every night, but then I discovered the sharty, now I’m on here all hours of the day, I’ll look at the ‘log, bumping threads I like and supersaging threads I don’t (which doesn’t matter since the OP just bumps them anyways), I make edits and videos on my computer, getting a twinge of satisfaction in life every time someone replies “gem”, I’ve probably made over 50 videos and hundreds of images at this point, some of which have taken whole days of work to complete. I post on the ‘booru and the shlog, keeping up with all the latest namefag drama, replying to threads but mostly just lurking, when I run out of things to see there I go back on /soy/, if it’s dead like during eurohours I go on the wiki, reading about memes and references of years past, and raids that we’ve partaken in. Late into the night I’m on here, it will be 3 in the morning and I’ll still be obsessively checking the ‘log and the ‘ru to see if anything interesting is happening. I even reply to bait for fun sometimes, it’s a part of the culture I say, I feign offense at even the most tired old bait, from spadeson to miss circle, with the thought in my head that the crusty ‘cordnigger who posted the thread is thinking he’s trolling me, but I’m trolling him instead. Even when I’m out with friends, if the conversation dies down I’ll open my phone and check the sharty, replying to threads. I get drunk just to post nonsenseralds on /soy/ and /pol/. I’ve even incorporated soyjaks into my masturbation habits, I tried gooning to Soytan, but most of the drawings are too crude to get off to, and when I’m done jerking off, the first thing I do is check /soy/. I’m thankful I didn’t know about this site in highschool or I would have failed all my classes. It’s one in the morning where I am right now, and I’ve spent the last 5 hours straight looking at soyjaks. I went to tour my local college and they had a booth for “English as a second language” with a big sign reading “ESL” and I almost laughed audibly. I even vandalized a random parking lot near my house for operation reality. I wake up tired most mornings because I was looking at the soyosphere late into the night, and I’ve noticed sharty references appearing in my normal speech patterns. If you’ve used this site for a while there is a very high chance that I’ve replied to your posts at some point.
Please never shut this site down, or else I think I would kill myself
Am I still a faggot if I crossdress to get a thrill out of dominating every single female on the universe?
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Think about it I'm basicslly stealing her entire identity even though I did nothing to earn it and thus claiming the highest embodiment of who she is herself I can passively claim in the act of wearing her bra or some other girl clothes
I metaphorically take her entire being against her will and I find that hot
I've also always loved the idea of skinning women so I can feel their wet metallic smelling bloodstained skin rubbing all over me and I can look in the mirror and do whatever I want with her body by fondling her skin over me and telling her I own her without even having to go to her real body because I'm """her""" now but not in a tranny way more an identity theft way
Am I a faggot for this?
Fat chubby women
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To the new users who don't know
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this website is ran by a mentally ill raisinalian who has unironically, extremly intrusive code set up by his minions. Im talking would make most modern hyper-invasive social medias look like a beacon of privacy kind of datamining. It's also crawling with annoying retarded children he grooms through conditioning to follow his every order. Get out and do something better with your time becuase this isn't /qa/ nor soyposting this is something else now. The people running it have been leaked and proven to jerk off to pictures of dead children, they are obsessed with power and there is nothing good left in this site for you to enjoy. GET OUT.
The Sharty Origin Story
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A 4cuck Dilates At Soyteens Over the Great Cuckset
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Now the trannies will sip their gender fluids and laugh while they watch us go to war between each other.
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calp
good job you absolute RETARD
It seems this image board is just as cucked as 4chan
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4tran Immigrant Wants to Train For the Eventual Race War
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I am a recent emigrant from 4trans and a couple gore and cbt telegram channels.
I suggest that you open a /fit/ imageboard so we can train for the eventual race war.
Hail hitler
A Nusoicaca Tries to Appeal Their Post-Great Cuckset Ban
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A Chud Refutes A Pro-Troon Leftist Meme
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Claim 1:
>Sweetie, look, you are confusing sex with gender. The former is biological while the latter is a social construct and a spectrum. You are still thinking in binary terms which is now considered outdated by biologists. And no, I have a vagina.
"Gender" is a social construct theredore it cannot have evolved in any given person. By Oxfords definition "gender -
the male sex or the female sex, especially when considered with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological ones, or one of a range of other identities that do not correspond to established ideas of male and female." gender refers to the cultural expectations and "roles" asociated with being a female/male the (the sex binary) making a clear connection with the cultural aspects of a person and their actual physical atributes, their sex, expressed by their phenotype. After all, can a troon tell me what the societal expectations of a "non-binary" person are? I assume it would be a stereotype, like most of what gender/societal expectations are. Not all women wear dresses, etc. This does not make sex the categorization non-binary — we do not define if someone is a woman or a man by how much they fit into a stereotype. Would some faggots be women then? No.
Claim 2:
>The World Health Organization would like to have a word with you. Gender dysphoria is not considered a "mental illness" by experts. Are you telling me you know better than actual doctors with an M.D.?
There has not been found a definitive biomarker for "gender identity" or what causes gender dysphoria. We know it is linked to networks in the brain involved in perception of self and the body(https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30084980/), much like people with anorexia nervosa and body dysmorphia, as well as it being correlated with depression disorder and other comorbidities(https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25937471/) and other illnesses but these are ALL correlations. None of this would prove you are a real woman btw, "gender identity" would still be a faith based belief.
Claim 3:
>And no, trans people existed in the past too. Some indigenous societies even recognized five different genders. Go read a history book.
The mechanism for trannies have existed in the past, that being Autogynephillia, a paraphilia, which by the DSM-5 is "The sexual arousal of a natal male associated with the idea or image of being a woman". Given troons are like 0.5% of the population you’d have a pretty insane suicide rate without the conditions for them to "transition" and be "women" without their meds pre-WW2 that just stretched on backwards through history that we know didn’t exist. Just a constant 500 p 100,000 base rate everywhere. https://files.catbox.moe/a50pkt.jpg This caps out in America at like 22 per 100000k during the Great Depression, that’s about a tenth of the base rate one would expect if the 41% was an actual given or indicative of something real denied outside of memetics and allowance for paraphilia to consume one’s life.
For the indigenous societies, there is no real proof of this and even if it was it doesn't matter those societies are retarded and we mold language how it is most rational, what would a "third gender" be? Seperate from physical atributes it would just amount to other stereotypes, we can create a third gender right now, based on some bollocks, male fags, they act different than woman and men on average, therefore they shall be the 3rd/4th/5th/etc. gender.
Claim 4:
>There is zero scientific basis to your claim. Studies have shown that the overwhelming majority of pedophiles are heterosexual.
We can look at the empirical data and see that self identifying trans women commit more sexual crimes than natal women AND men, making up the majority of their offenses https://files.catbox.moe/4oxffd.jpg
The BSTc size of troons has been before reported to be smaller than average for men and therefore linked to GD but later the same lab found out it only becomes sexually dymorphic in adulthood (30-35) (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/11826131/)
The BSTc volume has been reported to be smaller among pedophilic men than among controls (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17548755/), which suggests that the structure may be related to sexual anomalies in general rather than to cross-gender identity specifically. Nonetheless relating it to a higher chance of pedophilia among transgender if we are to take the study seriously.
TL;DR: You still aren't a woman
A /soc/ User Leaks At Soyteens Over The Great Cuckset
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Version 1: You are all so fucking retarded. I was waiting for my favourite meetup thread to appear on /soc/, I was so happy to wait and see if there are any meetups next to me. And you know what? YOU HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE SITE!!!! I hope you all kill yourself, stupid retarded faggots. Your mothers should have aborted you long time ago zoomers.
None of you are funny. None of your memes will ever be popular. Nobody outside of your little circle jerk will ever like you. The soyjaks you love so much are ugly, retarded images that aren’t funny.
This is your moment of glory, taking down a site that you’ll never rival.
Version 2: I actually fucking despise you faggots. I was making a meetup /soc/ thread while you obviously had to take the site down. I was already down on my luck after I got banned for 30 days from /soc/ after saying a slur, but nooo, you had to make it even worse. Maybe if you went outside atleast once a year you would understand how nice it is to meet up with complete strangers and do some - rather fun - activities.
Peace, stupid retards. I hope this site gets DDOSed and banned for eternity though
"Shit was SO cash" Copypasta: Sharty Edition
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my name is Russell and I hate every single one of you pathetic "soyteens". I heard about you fαggots on tiktok and just wanted stop by and say GO OUTSIDE.
Nice try with that 4chan hack btw, you guys will be so fucked when you pathetic hackers get owned . Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
I played midfield in high school for our lacrosse team and played as a running back on our football team. I bet you fat fags don't even play sports other than competitive dick sucking.
I also get straight A's, and have a fucking fine girlfriend (She just blew me; shit was SO lit).
You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
SAVE 4CHAN
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We Need A Rally!
We Need To Bring Back 4chan!
Every Anons Must Stand Up And Fight For Freedom Of Their Hometown!
I used to think 4Channers were the greasiest losers on the planet but you soyjak spammers are built different
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Hey 'eens i want to BREED BREED BREED FEMJANNY!!!!
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Black woman gentrifies Mexico
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>no, I will not learn Spanish
>no, I will not respect your culture
>no, I will not respect your kind
>yes, I will eat your food
I don't want roxxy to rape my anus
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Christ is King!
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You fools repeat rituals you don't even understand the meaning of!
Ya'll not better cucks, you're just cheap imitation cucks. Over here being the tryhards of "I can't believe it's not cuck." Cucklie Murphy acting ass MFers trying to hydrate yourselves on the perspiration of better, funnier, braver, and more useful men than yourselves.
I bet if they added up all the testosterone you soissy boys produced it wouldn't add up to one tenth of one percent of the man juice the Moot had in one of his nuts.
The daily user base of this website is pathetic to me, the fact that you all had to run away and make you're own safe space to wallow around in. Rather than man up, shut up and put up long enough to assimilate to the bare minimum of standards society requires of you, is utterly disgraceful. This battle may have been yours, but weak men made out of the cloth you pansies came from will always lose the war!
Christ is King!
Soilclucks are Hungarian rice farmers
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Ohnononono soilclucks are Hungarian rice farmers
You didn't just shut down a website
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Yet another deranged schizo rant
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The AGP's Lament
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Femanon here
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A Permabanned Pedophile's Angry Ban Appeal
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"Obsessed Brimstone o Algo" Explained to Spanish Speakers
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Además, en la Soyjak Wiki, se menciona que "Meximutt" es un personaje que utiliza frases como "o algo" y "obsessed brimstone", destacando su asociación con este tipo de contenido y su actitud negativa.
En resumen, "obsessed brimstone o algo" es una expresión que describe a alguien que está excesivamente centrado en contenido considerado de baja calidad o molesto dentro de ciertas comunidades en línea. La combinación de inglés y español en la frase resalta la influencia de diferentes culturas en estas subcomunidades de internet.
English translation:
The phrase "obsessed brimstone or something" has been used in comments and posts to describe situations or people who are excessively focused on this type of low-quality content. For example, in a Reddit post, a user commented, "She's obsessed brimstone or something," suggesting that someone is obsessed with low-quality or annoying content.
Additionally, on the Soyjak Wiki, "Meximutt" is mentioned as a character who uses phrases like "or something" and "obsessed brimstone," highlighting their association with this type of content and their negative attitude.
In short, "obsessed brimstone or something" is an expression that describes someone who is excessively focused on content considered low-quality or annoying within certain online communities. The combination of English and Spanish in the phrase highlights the influence of different cultures in these internet subcommunities.
/Qa/ Criminal
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He got infromed that all his info
Was leaked and now transparant
Fear made him dialate on the carpet
He begins to turn pale
Why did he decide to even use Gmail?
He sceams aloud in his bedroom
All pink and blue cus he's a troon
Janny, are you OK?
So, Janny, are you OK?
Are you OK, Janny?
Janny, are you OK?
So, Janny, are you OK?
Are you OK, Janny?
Janny, are you OK?
So, Janny, are you OK?
Are you OK, Janny?
Janny, are you OK?
So, Janny, are you OK?
Are you OK, JANNY?!
Janny, are you OK?
Will you tell us that you're OK???
There's a chud at the window
Yelling "fuck you", a chud schizo? Janny?
He could break into your appartment
Call the cops and don't try stop it
Lock yourself in your troon bedroom
You were tracked down
This is your doom
Janny, are you OK?
So, Janny, are you OK?
Are you OK, Janny?
Janny, are you OK?
So, Janny, are you OK?
Are you OK, Janny?
Janny, are you OK?
So, Janny, are you OK?
Are you OK, Janny?
You've been hacked by
You've been doxed by
A /qa/ criminal!
Total fag death TO BE QUITE HONEST
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Total fag death TO BE QUITE HONEST
Unfortunately, if you visited sharty, you're gonna have to get a new PC
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Unfortunately, if you visited sharty, you're gonna have to get a new PC. Reinstalling isn't enough.
I run a lot so I have to trim my feet
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Post things you loved that trannies ruined in this thread
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>vaporwave
>libertarianism (full blown nazi now)
>every video game
>suicide (used to be gemmy before troons started doing it)
I NUTTED ON MY GEORGE FLOYD FUNKO POP AND CREATED A GEORGE FLOYD HOMUNCULUS
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When I got home, I checked the mail to find the latest copy of my favorite manga series had just arrived. Now, I'm well aware that Thug Hunter: Ass of America is not as good as the original Thug Hunter manga (RIP Akira Toriyama), but its still amazing and it holds a special place in my heart. Anyway, when I watched Spencer Reed use Forbidden Art: Thug Price on Xavier-kun, my dick became diamonds.
Now, I have a chronic desire to nut on something whenever I get horny. Usually I nut on my Skibidi Toilet shrine as a show of reverence to the Skibidi gods, but that was a couple rooms away and I needed to nut ASAP. So, I grabbed the freshly unopened George Floyd funkopop and creamed as hard as I could on him. It was like I dumped a whole bottle of Soylent on his ass because I creamed harder than I ever had.
I went to sleep shortly after and was woken up at 3AM to labored breath as the George Floyd funkopop that I nutted on began to struggle as if it were high on fentanyl. I tried to call the heckin wholesome SCP foundation but they dismissed the George Floyd homunculus as a "racist mockery of the tragic death of the greatest mxn to ever exist".
George Floyd is too weak to do anything to me, but I like being able to sleep, what do I do bros? If I nut on him again, does it make it go away, or does it only make him stronger?
Rockin' the Trust Fund Band
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You may fund yourself, working at a Baskin Roberts
And you may fund yourself, in another board on 4chan
And you may fund yourself, behind the greatest meme on /tv/ since long cat
And you may fund yourself, in a Family Guy thread, with a popC vessel
And you may trust yourself, well, how did Seth get rich?
Rockin' the trust. fund. band, kek it's kino trust. fund. band
Rockin' the trust. fund. band, Bateman seething on kiwi farms
The thread's been pruned again, after the jannies paid
Baskin Roberts trust. fund. band, Seth MacFarlane's early life
And you may trust yourself, why did The Cleveland Show get cancelled?
And you may trust yourself, why has he no wife or kids?
And you may band yourself, this is not Fort Walton Beach
And you may band yourself, this is not my faildox
Rockin' the trust. fund. band, kek it's kino trust. fund. band
Rockin' the trust. fund. band, Bateman seething on kiwi farms
The thread's been pruned again, after the jannies paid
Baskin Roberts trust. fund. band, Seth MacFarlane's early life
James as it ever was, samefag as he ever was
James as it ever was, samefag as he ever was
James as it ever was, samefag as he ever was
James as it ever was, samefag as he ever was (Amanda's never coming back)
Mandela effect and Haeley vs. Francine
There is meat, piled on a pile
Violin music play
uhh, the cheese is slipping of like snail baskin roberts
the crust is soggy and rare..
Rockin' the trust. fund. band, kek it's kino trust. fund. band
Rockin' the trust. fund. band, Bateman seething on kiwi farms
The thread's been pruned again, the Roberts always rocking
Into a Simpsons thread, sneed's been dead since 2011
You may fund yourself, JigC he keep a rockin'!
You may fund yourself, I love the kino wine prank show
And you may fund yourself, it's been funded all along
And you may trust yourself, every meme has been forced all along!
I was born as an esl, 3rd world 4'1" vantablack raisinskin from lesotho
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Eminem with a pussy would be breathtaking
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Easily the ugliest, most selfish, most balding generation ever puked into existence
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Not just them — millennials in general. Easily the ugliest, most selfish, most balding generation ever puked into existence.
Boomers boom booms? At least they grinded, stole, cheated, whatever — they got their bag and stuck to their traditions.
Zoomers? Even the most broccoli-haired, brain-dead faggots among us somehow have a healthy shred of self-awareness. We’re not scared of the kike world order. A lot of us are even good with money.
But these fucking millennials? Jesus. Bald by 30 from chronic stress and Reddit-tier cope. Financially crippled, spiritually neutered, physically a joke.
Tattooed abominations. Soulless husks with zero humor, zero style, zero taste.
They walk around like overcooked leftovers of 2008, still clinging to their Funko Pops and Spotify Discover Weekly like it’s personality.
I genuinely can’t imagine what it feels like to wake up as one of them now — knowing the whole world is finally starting to shit on them.
Because they earned it. These servile, boot-licking serfs bent over for every lie, bowed to every narrative, and let the worst people fuck society raw.
They paved the way for clown world with their obedient little steps.
And now the tide’s turning. The world’s remembering how to call things by their real names. If you’re ugly — you’ll get called ugly. If you’re bald, fat, out of shape — no more filters, no more euphemisms. You ARE a bald, fat, ugly, pathetic fuck. No better than nigger monkey.
Just raw judgment. And it’s beautiful.
So stay strong, you pathetic bald pussies. Keep coping. You’re not just fading into irrelevance — you’re being etched into the annals of history as the most spineless, manipulated, yet arrogant and smug! xD self-absorbed freaks the world has ever seen. :b
I hate faggots and niggers but not gays or blacks
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I feel alone and chaotic coursing through my brain.
I hate faggots and niggers but not gays or blacks.
I hate the Government now when I never did before because of the DEI cunts that ran this USA into the ground
I'm sorry Biden has potential bone cancer with his nut cancer but wished death on his old ass when he was in Office. Not very Christian of me
I am a Christian. Call me a Christ Cuck or Jew by Proxy. See if it makes me cry. It doesn't. it doesnt..much
DO you want to see my AIDS infected butthole?
Faggots are an Abomination and suffer from some kind of Mental Disorder. Pray for them.
No I don't have AIDS nor of the Butthole. But this is what happens when you live a degenerate life.
Dont hate gays just understand they need to be placed in mental institutions for their own protection before this happens.
This coming 11pm,all soyjak.party accounts will be CUT
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Autistic son is obsessed with "Soyjacks"
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NH was diagnosed with autism at an early age (he's 16 now) and he has had multiple hyperfixations in the past (various children's television shows, video games, etc.) but it has never gone to this degree. At the dinner table while the rest of us eat he's staring at his phone laughing at soyjack pictures. When I pick him up from school he talks about how his teachers are "Brimstone coals". When I ask him what that means all he tells me is that it's a "soyjack rating system".
I of course googled the word "Soyjack" and I surprisingly found an internet forum dedicated to these drawings. Initially I thought this was just some kind of new-age Gen-Z slang/meme, but I opened the forum only to see that people were spewing hateful and racist messages. I blocked the website from his computer, but this seems to have only made things worse. He refused to come out of his room (except to use the bathroom, or eat maybe once a day) and called us "Obsessed Jerry cucks" whenever we checked on him. We were only able to convince him to leave his room after promising that we would stop "posting coals", whatever that means.
Has any other parent of an autistic child dealt with something like this? We're very worried that he might have been fooled into having hateful beliefs by that racist internet forum.
I get it now
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Soot is conservative
Kuz is liberal
Doll us centrist
Froot is authoritarian maybe ?
Root is just more extreme Froot but with less power and influence
'Lenoism isn't real now take your meds you stupid fucking CHUD!
Quotusm woukd be like idk killtheshartyism or something
Anti-quote soyteen
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Niggerblabble copypasta[2]
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BNWO Jartycuck so I fucked my wife who is also trans btw and a black jew wa renamon pickles, Comment racist crackkka reading yuri manga java lesbian ohio
Frootcord: cute girls scissoring raped bbc niggerfaggots soytan 'o, hi algo! bbc onzellig porn [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST] once twice once kikes decided to fight with ambatukum niggers and hypocrite samefag leaked one day quote sucked bibisea and got pregnant with black poop babies
Saving the white race
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Holt fuck nobody cares
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Cucks make no sense desu
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Soot Poem
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has spooked
Admin Soot
with a bandicoot
placed in his boot
It bit his foot
And made him toot
Shemmycuck
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SHARTY IN 2026
SHARTY IN 2026
>OWNED BY ADMIN 6, QUOTE
>LOLI AND SHOTA IS ALLOWED
>SOYJAKS ARE BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE EXCEPT /SOY/
>NSFW IS ALLOWED IN EVERY BOARD WITH NO CENSOR
SHARTY IN 2028
>OWNED BY ADMIN 7, NIGGER (ADMIN Ϫ WAS SKIPPED)
>RULE 1 IS REMOVED, 'P IS ALLOWED
>SOYJAKS ARE BANNED FROM EVERY BOARD
>NSFW MUST BE IN EVERY MESSAGE o algo
SHARTY IN 2030
>OWNED BY CADO
>SOYJAKS GET YOUR IP LEAKED
>EVERY POST MUST HAVE 'P
>ONLY BOARD IS CALLED /P/
Every pooner who frequents the Soysphere should be lynched
Every pooner who frequents the Soysphere should be lynched by a haitian nigger mob armed with gasoline and old tires. Nothing good has come out of their presence. You cannot find a single pooner namefag who hasn't been revealed to be an obese autistic shitskin pedophile that goons to shota/yaoi and ERP's on trooncord. They are jinns disguised as irl slopjaks and esl fnf pedos.
Im never posting wojacks again
What the actual FUCK, is wrong with you people. I came to this website because of the incomprehensible wojacks on twitter, and i thought this would be a wholesome website with just incomprehensible wojacks and allyship with the LGBTQ community and Anti-Racist groups. But no. This website is full of fascist fucks who post transphobic incels memes. Im never posting wojacks again. Fuck you.
Hell yeah, I'd fuck the Stone Cold Steve Austin
Hell yeah, I'd fuck the Stone Cold Steve Austin. He's got those thick, muscular arms, that bald head ready to be gripped, and a mean look in his eyes that says he'll fuck you raw. I'd be all over him like a cheap suit, ready to take his big, sweaty cock any way he wants to give it. Gotta imagine the size of his dick matches those biceps. Bang bang, stunner.
People often say YWNBAW[3]
This is something that transphobes often say. And I was thinking about it recently, and I realized that what they really mean is that you will never be a cis woman. And honestly… that doesnt bother me? Like, sure, I will never be a cis woman, I was born a male and thats just bad luck. But, I can still be a trans woman. And thats good enough for me to be happy! I fucking HATED being a guy. My facial hair, my deep voice, my body hair, all of it. But one day, I will get rid of all the things I hate about my body, by transitioning. And like, thats good enough? I may never be able to give birth, but there are plenty of cis women who cant give birth either, and they just adopt. So idk, what do you ladies think? I feel like being a trans woman is good enough for me to be myself and to be happy! :D
This neutralplier pisses me off.
This neutralplier pisses me off, I would gain great pleasure stomping on its fucking skull with soccer cleats. I wish I could strangle it and watch the life slowing drain from it's eyes. If this were a real person they would be found dead in a body bag laying somewhere in a ditch. I hope the artist that added this specific facial expression breaks their wrist so they can never draw something so abhorrent ever again.
the soyjak party was so much better back in the day
the soyjak party was so much better back in the day
you'd see the funniest soy stories on the top of the log and they'd be so creative and entertaining and now you just see some raisinty old engagement bait post on the top, and i'm gonna use reppys to say replies, that's one of the stupidest most rundown xitter meme on the sharty
the sharty used to be like pol but the image board and soy's /pol/ used to e like the most schitzo esoteric board on earth but now the sharty feels like edgy 4cuck now.
we used to hate fags mudslimes and queers back then it was to normal, you could just forget about normal stuff on the sharty because people only talked about abstract topics instead of fighting over stupid raisin
I mean we still fought but we still acted like a group when push came to shove it was fun, all of your worries melted away when you logged onto the sharty.
but now it just another rotten raisinhole filled with faggots troons and queers.
cado was not spammed in every thread back in the day it was used as a substitute for dnb and it was actually funny instead of being troony and annoying
TLDR remove all the faggots from soy to make it better
Shut it Down
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Start the Party over
I want this website and it's culture to start over again. We're the laughing stock of the internet, this site has degraded into being just another alt chan that welcomes and attracts people we DON'T want on our website. Trannies, pooners, and worst of all, namefags.
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During the whole course of this website's history we have made barely any 'jaks, gems and content that has stuck with us for as long as the Soot era culture. Operation 9/11 was just a collection of unrelated doxes, FNAC which was the biggest thing we've ever done in this websites history and it isn't even talked about or even MENTIONED anymore here.
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Due to our 'jaks and culture still being just Soot era raisin and that we've literally never went out of our comfort zone of just making sub-variants of pre-existing 'jaks. Everything this website stood for has degraded and spiraled into just degeneracy. "Soyjaks" not even meant to make fun of the "Nu-male" only existing as drawings to self insert as. Soyjaks that can't even make fun of the "Nu-male", as they're just exaggerated and edited to the point that they don't even look human anymore. The allowance of Spadeson on our website despite the fact that the original website owner banned it. Our raids having a 99% chance of failing and most recently. A "Soyteen" meetup in New York featuring one of them having a (((BOYLOVER))) shirt.
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It's clear that we need to start over again and here's what I propose we should do.
Ban the "Big 5"
Cobson, Swede, Markiplier Soyjak (Inc Neutral), Nate, Caca.
As I stated earlier, these aren't "Soyjaks" and are self inserting coal that needs to stop persisting on our website. Cobson is most guilty of this as it's just a wojak now.
Ban 'Cado
It's faggotry and not even a Soyjak why is it even allowed on /soy/?
Ban Spadeson
Degeneracy.
Lift the age requirement to 18+ for every board
Young people are very spergy and I think they ruin this website for the worst. This website has a grooming problem so iff we get rid of all the cacas in the website. The groomers here will have nobody to groom so they'll hop off our website.
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Once we implement all of this I believe this website will grow out of this era of humiliation that we've found ourselves and instead create new gems. Gems that will persist for years to come again. Gems that actually do what they're meant to do. Make fun of people and not be self inserting coal that destroys this website from within.
I had a dream where 9a0c should give water fir disabled conjoined kids
I had a dream where 9a0c should give water fir disabled conjoined kids but he started running awat from them. After a while people tried to help to conjoined kids and they caught him. He served 5 years in jailtime and ray William johnson made video about it
nusois are genuinely a fucking cancer to this site
Open 'pasta <div class="mw-collapsible-content" nusois are genuinely a fucking cancer to this site, we have more than ever and you can see their effect just looking at the 'log and sorting by replies. they wont interact with fucking anything that isn't raisinty unironic tranny bait or a raid thread with a gorillion replies. this is why we haven't had a real gem since a nigger shot up a school and put the site name in his raisinty manifesto. every "gem" nowadays is just actual forced coal, not evan tier iron that just gets forced by jannies, but genuine coal that seems like something a tranny would make. they don't make anything unique, the nusois. the best we get from them is a tranny meme with Nazi/Nate raisin branded on it. I think the boykisser Nate "meme" is a prime example of this. nusois took a literal pedophile "meme" used for grooming kids and just put nate's colors and face and stuff on it. nothing about it is gemmy, it's just troonslop that will do nothing but attract offsiters. nusois have no actual site loyalty, yet they call everyone they dislike a splintercuck f00dist 'corder, eve&doe they all use discord. nusois have no understanding of sharty culture or lingo, they just babble random things they saw on spva's comments. not to mention most nusois don't even hate or even dislike trannies. the amount of times I've seen a soyteen talk about not hating trannies or having a tranny friend is astounding. hell, I don't even know why I'm typing all this. it'll just get 4 replies and be slid to make space for the next bait thread with a tranny offsiter meme. also I think qoot doesn't really care about all the nusois and the degradation of the site. all he does is close and open boards and make arbitrary rule changes. not to mention how high the pph is. I think lots of 'teens confuse high pph with quality site activity. but really, its the nusois bumping every raid and bait thread because they cant bear to have normal threads stay up for more than a couple hours. their attention spans are horrible, they treat the sharty like a regular social media app to doomscroll and occasionally comment on but they make no quality posts. the abundance of newfags is really the coal killing the sharty and the only reason its so bad now is because of froot advertising the site on social media and channels like spva exposing normies to sharty culture. nusois don't lurk anymore, and if they do its because they're scared of le hacker 4chan interface.
Continue: Open 'pasta <div class="mw-collapsible-content" what are the political implications of the fact that nusois are genuinely a fucking cancer to this site, we have more than ever and you can see their effect just looking at the 'log and sorting by replies. they wont interact with fucking anything that isn't raisinty unironic tranny bait or a raid thread with a gorillion replies. this is why we haven't had a real gem since a nigger shot up a school and put the site name in his raisinty manifesto. every "gem" nowadays is just actual forced coal, not evan tier iron that just gets forced by jannies, but genuine coal that seems like something a tranny would make. they don't make anything unique, the nusois. the best we get from them is a tranny meme with Nazi/Nate raisin branded on it. I think the boykisser Nate "meme" is a prime example of this. nusois took a literal pedophile "meme" used for grooming kids and just put nate's colors and face and stuff on it. nothing about it is gemmy, it's just troonslop that will do nothing but attract offsiters. nusois have no actual site loyalty, yet they call everyone they dislike a splintercuck f00dist 'corder, eve&doe they all use discord. nusois have no understanding of sharty culture or lingo, they just babble random things they saw on spva's comments. not to mention most nusois don't even hate or even dislike trannies. the amount of times I've seen a soyteen talk about not hating trannies or having a tranny friend is astounding. hell, I don't even know why I'm typing all this. it'll just get 4 replies and be slid to make space for the next bait thread with a tranny offsiter meme. also I think qoot doesn't really care about all the nusois and the degradation of the site. all he does is close and open boards and make arbitrary rule changes. not to mention how high the pph is. I think lots of 'teens confuse high pph with quality site activity. but really, its the nusois bumping every raid and bait thread because they cant bear to have normal threads stay up for more than a couple hours. their attention spans are horrible, they treat the sharty like a regular social media app to doomscroll and occasionally comment on but they make no quality posts. the abundance of newfags is really the coal killing the sharty and the only reason its so bad now is because of froot advertising the site on social media and channels like spva exposing normies to sharty culture. nusois don't lurk anymore, and if they do its because they're scared of le hacker 4chan interface.
My ideology: Authoritarian Sootism with Dollist Characteristics
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Nusois! The Soyvil war is upon us! You need a flag to rally behind! And the flag? Authoritarian Sootism!
Authoritarian Sootism: >the banning of namefagging from the Soysphere >the pogrom of cordtroons, doxtroons, dramatroons, kiwitroons, etc >the banning of roblox >the banning of blogposts >the banning of doxing in most cases >the banning of offsite drama >the banning of child gore >autosaging bait >autosaging RNCA >more janny RNCA policing >warnings for responding to obvious off siter bait instead of just reporting it
join authoritarian sootism today!
The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity
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The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dogs)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.
In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity
Has anyone else noticed frogposters on 4cuck attacking other chud memes?
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Has anyone else noticed frogposters on 4cuck attacking other chud memes? I found this on /tv/.
It’s like they hate every single meme that chuds like. They also have a habit of portraying these memes as tranny creations.
I’m beginning to suspect that the frog cabal is actually made up of trannies trying to divide chuds by demoralizing all of their memes through creating the illusion that they have been overrun by trannies. They are abusing Pepe and using him as a shield from criticism (because all chuds respect Pepe).
Shiwis... I may actually be pooning out.
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Yes, my soul is still bleeding. I want love but I'm afraid. Thanks you for your concerns. But that shit is all made up and not at all based on my winding catalogue of break up texts. I know it's bad for my mental health but I keep screenshots because damn my writing is fire sometimes. Shiwis... I may actually be pooning out. I love collecting pics of gigachad, I find myself using him way too much that he's undeniably my self insert now. I also flipped out on my little brothers for referring to me as a big sister during my family's 4th of july celebration. I'm starting to feel like these past joke posts I've made have finally broken the post ironic wall that I finally see myself manifesting my insecurities in shitposts. Sorry 4 venting. I will properly take the SSRIs and antidepressants prescribed by my doctor while also avoiding feeding myself information I should not care about but fuels my anxieties further. Again thank you for the concern horsejak. B4 I go. Is there a reliable way to find more Gigachad edits? Like a booru or something. Please tell the tricks or link. Thank you. I'll lurk back later for reliable Gigachad avi farming. Thanks.
r/rightcantmeme user visits the sharty
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Greetings you sons of bitches. I've been directed to this site by some of my fellow users of r/TheRightCantMeme, as well as other related subreddits. Before I say anything, I'd like to let you know there's a reason youre all incels, and why we deface your hard work in the first place. Anyways, Im here to set it straight with you pieces of shit.
1. We are not "obsessed" with you. If anything, you are obsessed with us (probably why there's so many chasers, LMAO).
2. Your insults and slurs do NOTHING to us. I repeat: NOTHING. We are unaffected by your bigotry.
3. You're all pathetic and clearly mentally ill. All these horrible images you post are clearly just projection for how you feel about YOURSELVES. Leftists are some of the strongest people ever, and these images too have no effect on us.
Fact of the matter is, SoyJaks have no place in the world, and neither do you people who make it. If any of you are civilized, you're welcome to have a discussion with us on r/TheRightCantMeme. We wouldnt appreciate it but since we're good and decent people, we'd allow it.
Soyjaks in the big 2025
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>soyjaks in the big 2025
>ongezellig in the big 2025
>pepe the frog in the big 2025
>skibidi toilet in the big 2025
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>ijak in the big 2025
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>thrembo in the big 2025
>memes in the big 2025
>/qa/ in the big 2025
>kiwifarms in the big 2025
>encyclopedia dramatica in the big 2025
>4chan in the big 2025
>soyjak.party in the big 2025
>8chan in the big 2025
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Liberal woman visits India
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Fuck this site
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Fuck this site. Seriously. Fuck soot, i hope he gets murdered by a nigger for creating childporn dot party, fuck kuz, eduardo, carter, or whatever the fuck his real name is, i hope he dies of AIDS like the pedo faggot he is, fuck (((max))), i hope he dies in a gas chamber in the second holocaust, fuck doll, i hope he and his entire family is stabbed to death by paki rapefugees, fuck (((froot))), i hope a hamas rocket goes through his window and blows up him and groomer dot cparty servers. Fuck everyone who supports the this pedophile tranny groomer site.
>bbbut we are against le cordtroons and groomers and *insert latest boogeyman*
You are the pedophiles. You are the ones post furry scat porn, nikocado avocado's prolapsed shit covered asshole, dead baby gore and child porn on innocent sites so fucking 10 year olds get exposed to it. You seethe about normal porn while posting the most depraved shit i, someone who has been on the internet for 30 years, both deep and surface web have ever fucking seen in my life. You cope when people bring this up by saying "muh shitee culchur". And you're right. Child porn, dead babies and some faggot's worm infested asshole is your culture. You don't like regular porn, because it shows human sex, which you will never have. You claim to be against trannies, but your discord servers are full of them, your mainly underage userbase "goons" (their words, not mine, you invented that term) to them, and you "redpill" innocent kids on DA TROOOOONS so they are exposed to it at an early age and can be more easily groomed into it.
>but were were base-i mean keyed chuds
Shut the fuck up. If you were opposed to trannies, which you aren't, id side with the trannies. You yourselves are a branch of the tranny groomer tree. The evidence: Your userbase is so underage that they call each other 'teens, frequently post about how everyone else at their middle school makes fun of them because they're obsessed retards actively being groomed into trannydom, they encourage each other to post nudes (an actual 10 year old posted his dick here), roleplay having gay sex and cut themselves. Nigger dick, gay man's ass and dead baby spam is encouraged actively by the mods and amin, some of them even post it themselves. CP is less obviously encouraged, mainly through jannies letting it stay up on the front page for hours. All this, while straight irl and anime porn is banned in seconds. This is because the admins want soyteens trooned out, gay and obsessed with both racist shit (tnd) and nigger penises. They don't want them engaging in normal, healthy activities for males their age. Dangerous irl activities are encouraged, such as irl trolling (eg some soyteen retard left a shitjak on the front yard of the creator of monument mythos, had alex been awake, the retard would've been rightfully shot), posting nudes (the site doesn't delete exif data, meaning someone could track down your exact address through the automatic location given to all digitally taken photos) and "soyspeaking" irl (at best, you will be ridiculed at worst you'll be rightfully beaten to death) are encouraged EPI through nikocado avocados ass and nigger dick as well as EGI through cp and dead children is encouraged, leading to a complete detachment from reality.
In conclusion: The site "soyjaks dot party" is (was) a site for pedophiles and troons to groom vulnerable teenagers and children into racism, neonazism, homosexuality, transgenderism, pedophilia and zoophilia. It is (was) also a hotbed for illegal activities such as possession and distribution of child sexual abuse material and gore, doxing and harassment, that would've gotten it shut down (much earlier) was it not registered in countries where laws against these things do not exist.
Ending note: I will make it a personal goal to get your site shut down. I will report every instance of CP to the FBI, i will interrupt every "raid" and dox you try to do, i will campaign to shut down the site and will get people with more influence than me to support me. I will prevent minors from accessing your site, i will warn everyone you try to dox, and every twitch streamer you try to raid to get more vulnerable minors to the site. I will succed. You will hopefully be arrested.
YWNBAW creepypasta
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>It was late at night, I stayed up for a bit longer than usual so I could goon my neovagina to BNWO extinction porn. As I doing my nightly routine of dilating my axewound sissyboi neovagina I heard a strange noise coming from the kitchen. I walked in and turned on the lights to see what was up but there was nothing. I didn't think much of it and decided to head back to my bedroom. As I left the kitchen though the noise started again. I once again entered and the noise stopped, however this time I noticed that one of the drawers filled with silverware was open. As I got closer to investigate I heard the floor creek behind me, I quickly turned around and that's when I saw…Evil chud ….He was like my normal leftypolcord NAS vantablack niggerbrim chudjak except he had no eyes and was foaming from the mouth like the dogs with rabies that i'd sometimes fuck. I noticed he was grasping a large kitchen knife he took from my utensils drawer, before I could run away he whispered to me in a demonic, deep voice.
<You Will Never Be A Woman.
>He then slashed me across my face with the kitchen knife, causing my face to get a neovagina. I screamed and ran to my room, locking the door behind me. I then quickly called the cops even though I hate them and I think we should defund the police. When the cops arrived however the chud was gone. Even worse was that they couldn't find any evidence of his existence apart from the gash across my face. Every night before bed I make sure to lock the door, and I don't go inside my kitchen before sundown… The chud hasn't come back but ever since that night I've heard creaking noises in the attic during my neovagina clitty rubbing session, however I fear to ever investigate them…
Onimai
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>DID YOU SAY HECKING ONIMAI'S?
<*Sips IPA*
>ONIMAI IS HECKIN ANIME OF THE YEAR LEFTYPOL SISTERS!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>NOOOOOO STUPID SHONENTARD NAZI WE DO REEED WE DO REEEEEEEEED NOOOOOOO CHAINSAW MAN, JUJUTSU KAISEN AND OSHI NO KO ARE STUPID ANIME!! 1735! 1735! 1735!
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS ONIMAI WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>i literally can't right now!!!
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>THE GENDER CHANGING COLA REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN DILATOR AND MY DISCORD CLAN.
>SUS BRO I LOVE TWITTER LMAO DREAM IS SO FUNNI HAHAHA REDDIT BRUH LMAO LIKE HIM HATE HIM HE SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS LEL LE
> I LOVE REDDIT YALL YALL YALL HAHA SEE I WHO I GET TO SEE HAHA LMAO THIS IS JUST LIKE MINECRAFT!!!HORNY ON MAIN??
>SELFCARE CRINGE BRO BE LIKE BE LIKE HE PROTECC HE ATTACC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY SHE REALLY SAID OK BOOMER AND THATS VALID BRO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SIIIIMPS! LITERALLY NO CAP
>I AM SHE/THEY ON TWITTER AN I’M BOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MAN’S CAREER MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY BORK BORK DOGGO FRFR ACAB BLM #PROUDFURRY JOIN MY DISCOOOOORD
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS SHOW I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>IT'S GOING… IT'S GOING…. AND YEEESSSSS THE BBC HAS LANDED INTO MY WIFE OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I FEEL SO EMPOWERED LETTING ANOTHER MEN FUCK MY WIFE JUST LIKE MY FRIEND
>MAYBE I WILL TAKE OUT A LOAN SO THOSE TWO CAN GO ON VACATION DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN CUTE DILATING LOLI (MALE, NO PENIS)?
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!!
>W-WHAT??? DID THAT BULL JUST MISGENDER ME??? OH NO NO NO I'M TOTALLY NOT MENTALLY ILL OR ANYTHING BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE
>I CAN'T LIVE ANY LONGER… GOODBYE *hangs himself*
Imagine taking the time to make this
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Imagine taking the time to make this
>can't even call someone a retard in a direct fashion
>has to resort to posting an image of something negative and quoting the original poster's post in a pathetic attempt to wordlessly imply "you ＝ le stupuid gay xd"
You're on an anonymous imageboard, in which you are the furthest thing from being face-to-face, and yet you still don't have the balls to say "you're a fag". You are literally so pussyshit that you have to pray to god that your Wojak macro gets your pathetically simple message across. I cannot wait to see my message mockingly repeated back at me with yet another of your faggoty basedjaks. You're a paradox. You have the absolute audacity to call someone a testicle-less girlyman through an image macro, despite having a negative value where your balls should be, because you can't bring yourself to call someone names to their face. Let me show you how it's done. Maybe you'll somehow grow a pair in the process of reading this. You're a faggot. Every single aspect about you is faggy, and I'll be impressed if you can manage to copy-paste my post, greentext it, and solve the captcha, all with your hands full with a pair of dicks. Fuck you.
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Toby Fox conspiracy theory
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TOBY FOX IS A JEWISH AGENT TRAINED TO PRODUCE LGBT PROPAGANDA AND BRAINWASH ZOOMERS
Toby Fox wrote that iconic Megalovania song when he was only 16. He was able to make such a memorable song at young age, without any musical experiment. It's suspicious. It's likely he was trained by CIA/Illminati/Freemason/Rothschild.
He graduated from Northeastern University. Northeastern University is the home of many Democratic politicians and Xitter co-founder Biz Stone.
We all know that Undertale and Deltarune was designed to spread LGBT agenda to players and fans, as it's LGBT contents such as few major character being lesbian, some extra character being faggots, the protagonist being pronouns trannies, and the implied bullraisins like "gender dysphoria" or "muh oppression" (ex: Kris is a pronounsfag who's being controlled by player and xe's the only human being in the town and xe's le heckin depressed and emo and xe can't control xis life and blah blah blah), and don't forget the fact Toby Fox actually promoted that BLM terrorism.
Undetale Kickstarter was started in 2013 and Undertale was released in 2015. You know what else happened in this time period? Obergefell v. Hodges. That infamous case that eventually lead to legalization of gay marriage. The trial, led by Jim Obergefell, ultimately resulted in the legalization of same-sex marriage in the United States in 2015. Toby was an Episcopalian and Jim attended an Episcopal Church as well. During the Holocaust, the Episcopal Church demonstrated pro-Jewish action, beginning with the support of the General Theological Seminary (New York) and the Berkeley Divinity School (Connecticut), and many Episcopal leaders supporting efforts to rescue Jews, including support for a congressional resolution to rescue Jewish refugees from the United States.
Does it seem to you that all this is a coincidence?
Imageboards should have never been created
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All of these should have never been created in the first place. It's a place where literal rejects of the world come together to post all kinds of ideas that are inhuman, without any consequences at all. They all get to share their most depraved thoughts that normalGODS will never get their entire lives. Despite the lack of humanity that could've happen, it has sadly become the last place of "unity" in this modern soulless world. This "unity" should have existed all the way before the internet was made, but it's too late. It's a love/hate parasitic relationship that has broken millions of people around the world, and has never made them the same.
I never wanted to see depravity of the lowest form. All thoughts that have never helped humanity at all become true in its most darkest forms - ideas that become beings, who have followers, and become part of history. Rejects who always wanted to belong, who never put the work in to return back to society. The same society who has rejected them and don't want anything to do with them. It hurts my heart seeing all those who wish to be loved, to be understood, to be thought about, to be remembered, all to find instant gratification and fleeting emotions on a site who never cared for him and may never will.
I never wanted to see corpses of people who had entire lives ahead of them, just to be turned into a mockery by those who have never understood what it is really like to see death in the face. I never wanted to see the sexual parts of a man and woman - those made by God for the holy act of sex within marriage - all to be mutilated in a demonic form of playtoys the likes of which has never been imagined at all. I never wanted to see the young generation be taught to hurt their own bodies created by God - only to hurt themselves and become "someone" they never were to be. I never wished to see how countries are filled with people who never cared for you, of the elite who'll want you dead for their personal benefit, of men who could kill you anytime for their own good, of women who'll become whores just for any ounce of attention they receive online, of boys who'll jack off to fictional women just to feel loved, of girls who never cared for their families, and people who just want someone, anyone, to hear them cry out their deepest secrets and desires.
My heart hurts so much because of this. It break for every man and woman who resort to being online just for someone to hear. Is this really the fate of all who are left behind? To browse a website with no personal interaction, no real connection, no true community, and no real family to be with? Would you really allow demoralization to kill you from the inside, until you give up on life and just die, all because the people who control the world never knew who you are?
The only thing keeping me here are the soyjaks, the real reason why this site exists. It is the only good thing these people has ever done, yet it hates even its own creation for reasons I'll never know. It's the greatest tool we have to show the world its stupidity, and to wake more people up with the truth, and help them open their eyes and rise up.
Yet from all sides, it seems that demoralizers and the immoral want us all down. Twitterfags misusing our language for their own humor. Discordtroons forcing their immorality into our site. Predditors corrupting our creations for their own self-gain. 4cuckers hating their greatest asset, all for temporary things that'll never last.
Do (You) really want this to happen? Do (You) really want all our hardwork to be gone just because those who never had any lives, those who never loved their own families, decided that it would be best to bring others down with them, to the hell that they have made themselves? Do you really want all the memories we've made, and the people we have changed, to forget all they've seen and learned from us just because those without a heart wanted to break us all down from the inside out? Do you really WANT these people, who NEVER took the first step to make friends, who NEVER experienced love, who NEVER experienced genuine happiness, who NEVER experience true joy, and who has NEVER fully lived out their lives to the greatest level they could've achieved, to destroy all what we've worked for, all the gems we've made, all the great moments we've had together, and all the memories we've built, all of it just for THEM TO BRING US ALL DOWN TO HELL AS THEY ALL TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES AND BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOREVER?
IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE HAPPEN, TO SEE YOUR OWN HOME DIE?
Or would (YOU) stand up and fight against the immoral, the inhuman, the soulless, the barbaric, the cold, the heartless, the callous, and the subverters to save soyjak.party and to bring soyjaks to new and greater heights the likes of which the internet has never seen before? What would (You) do, soyteen?
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