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Soyjak Wiki:Don't trust any article you see
This topic is related to connection templates. 
Create one connection template for every single page you see. Add nothing to the 'ki and get your template deleted by Cobblestone and 'chived in Soyjak Wiki:Template/Deleted templates.
"Don't trust any Article you see, read every revision in this Article's history to learn the truth." (often written as "Don't <verb> any <noun> you see. <verb> every <noun> in this Article's history to <action>") is a reoccurring inside joke among templates on this wiki that originated on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Often changing the words to make it relevant to the topic the template is about. Also illustrated in this template is the "action" taking the form of "become <noun>'s <thing>", first seen in the jarty template below:
This topic is related to THE JARTY Don't goon to anything you see. False flag every revision in the page's history to become Türkiye's cuck of the year. Its first known use is on the censorship template (see below) where it began to spread outwards, first infecting the discord template.
This page is being censored This page has been subject to a censorship campaign. Read every revision in the page's history to learn the truth.
Other recurring template archetypes[edit | edit source]
Admin templates[edit | edit source]
To be researched: What was the first admin template? Was it the Froot header?. Can (You) help us?"This page is <admin name>y <emoji> Contents of this page will be <adjective>. Consider bringing a <noun>!" is another common template archetype, probably starting with the Froot header template[it just is, ok?]. Examples include:
Consider bringing a pacifier!
Consider bringing a peeler!
Consider hiding the ketchup!
Consider bringing a bandage!
Consider bringing a pickaxe!
While not admin related, the {{Nuts}} template also uses this format.
Consider sneeding so others can share.
Consider burying yours.
Soysphere sites[edit | edit source]
"This topic is related to <site>, here be <thing>, <thing>, and <thing>" is another common style of template, used for headings about specific Soysphere sites. The first one to use this template was the SoyBooru template.
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User templates[edit | edit source]
"This user is <adjective> and <verb>" is also a common joke appearing amongst the User templates. Here are some examples.
 | This user wears the mask, and probably eats ze bugs too. |
 | This user is fit, and substitutes salad for their meds. |
 | This user is an avid consumer of soylent, a healthy breakfast replacement! |
 | This user is a CRUSADER AGAINST DEGENERATE FUCKING BARNEYFAGS WHO SHOULD FUCKING DIE. AND BLEED TO DEATH. |
 | This user is the ESL, and he make a grammatical errors |
 | This user is a proud 'ki protestor against the janny tranny censorship and would like xhem to STOP fucking muting my contributions! #EatTheRich |
 | ts user is friggin TUFF 💀💀💀 he listens to phonk and eats mangos. |
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