Soyjak phrases

Soyjak phrases are those commonly associated with particular soyjaks. They are phrases said by the people who look like that and say that. Some of the more well-known ones are listed below.

Common soyjak phrases

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Chudjak

TND; the west has fallen, billions must die; nothing ever happens; mixed race couple spotted at Wal-Mart

Cobson

This universe is mine... I am COB here!; HWABAG; HWNBAG; HWABS4BBC; HWNBAS4BBC

Troonjak

-ACK

Feraljak

you WILL/VILL, eat the/ze bugs

A24

slow burn, bone-chilling, spine-tingling, stomach-wrenching, emotionally-draining; what are your fetishes?

Amerimutt

Or something; for others see Amerimutt#Lingo

Shirtjak

I transheart nigger

Euromutt

or some rumor I heard

Smugjak

But how does that affect you personally?; Let's dig in

Flartson

HWAW

PPP

WARNING: may randomly start talking about [x]

Doctos

DOCTOS, OYY, HES BROKE HIS SKULL

Meximutt

O algo; Obsessed brimstone; no mame wey/guey; the coffin of Andrew and leyley

Boat rammer

HEY SOOT, I'M GONNA RAM YOUR BOAT

Thougher

Though; best known for

Squirreljak

NIGGA I'M NUTS

Alicia

I'm trans btw

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