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Shit nophono cares fan about

Hey, 'teens. I don't usually like to blogpost, but something really unsettling happened to me recently, and I'm still not sure what to make of it. Hopefully some of you might be able to tell me what's going on, or give me a rational explanation. Because right now, science fails to explain what I saw and heard.

I'm sure all of you have heard the scary stories about Nophono: the eerily silent, faceless man in the haunted VHS tapes. And, like many of you, I wrote them off as just that: scary stories. But still, I always found the mystery intriguing. What is Nophono? Is he a ghost? What does he care about? I guess that's why, when I saw a catbox link labeled "NOPHONO_3.MP4" on the 'log at 4am, I clicked it. That was one of the worst mistakes of my life.

Upon opening the file, I was greeted by what I would expect from a video purporting to be the "real" nophono tapes. At first, it was just the sound of static, accompanied by visuals that were so fuzzy I couldn't make out what they were supposed to be. I assumed it was an intro song, but I really couldn't tell. Then, it abruptly cut to Nophono, in his bright blue suit, staring at the viewer. Everything except his suit and tie was monochrome. He was in what appeared to be the set of a children's show, like Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, but it was oddly sparse of furniture. There were exposed wooden rafters, as if it were filmed in someone's attic, and the only objects visible were the table in front of him and some puppets scattered around.

After staying completely motionless for a time, Nophono glided silently through the set to the other side of the table, his feet not making a sound as he walked. The camera followed him, and he was shown to be standing in front of a rudimentary wooden doll with a bulbous head, green shirt, and red lips. Despite how smooth and graceful his walking was, the way that he handled the doll was clumsy and fumbling, like some kind of retarded sped. More than that, his manipulation of the doll didn't seem to be to any real purpose - he just kind of grabbed at its arms and dropped it, like he was struggling to keep it in his hands at all. Then he just went right back to staring at the camera.

By this point, I was thoroughly unimpressed. This just seemed like some AI video someone had generated to try and be a spooky ARG, but it was so blatantly AI. The way Nophono just stood completely still before going into action, the way that his movements didn't seem to have any goal at all, the totally unnecessary camera movement to an unrelated scene… it had all the hallmarks of something sloppily put together on Pixiverse or something. So, I tried to skip forward in the video to see if there was anything actually interesting in it.

But what happened next sent a chill down my spine. I couldn't skip forward. When I clicked ahead on the bar, the progress ticker didn't move. It stayed exactly where it was. Whenever I did, Nophono would change positions; in one scene, he would be holding a doll, in another, walking aimlessly around the room, in another, standing with his back facing the camera. But no matter how many times I skipped forward, the video didn't end. It was like it just went on forever.

Panic started to take hold. How could that be possible? An infinite video? Even a video half this length would have taken hours to download, especially with the Sharty's shitty servers. So, overwhelmed, I just closed the video.

Nothing happened. I was left staring at my screen, at the file still sitting on my computer, somehow only 22 MB despite the apparently immense length of the video. I tried inspecting the file, but got no more insight. I started to wonder if maybe the video was hacked, or it was an EXE disguised as a video file that was broadcasting something to my computer. Worried that might be the case, and that it might be a virus, I disconnected my PC from the internet.

Then, out of curiosity, I opened up the file again. It was the same static opening as before, the same video of Nophono. But as I skipped ahead, a dawning horror arose in me: It was still that long. It still seemed infinite.

I kept clicking, mindlessly, trying desperately to find the end, find any reason to believe it wasn't true. But no matter how many times I clicked, I couldn't.

Finally, exhausted, I slumped back in my chair, spacing out. I couldn't make sense of what I was seeing.

But before I could have a moment to process the situation, I noticed movement on the screen. Nophono, who had been sitting still facing the camera, was now walking to the back of the room, where a toybox shaped like a treasure chest lay. Out of it, he picked various dolls and figures, and, taking them in his arms, brought them back to the table, laying them out.

I was intrigued by this new behavior, but then a pit sank in my stomach.

One of the dolls looked exactly like me. It was my hair, the same shirt and pants I was wearing, the same shoes.

I denied it at first. After all, it wasn't a brand shirt I was wearing - it was a completely generic one, and the chances that they could have just randomly happened to match weren't impossible. But the more I watched, the more my dread grew. This file was already unexplainable, and one more eerie thing happening just fed the fear in the back of my mind that Nophono was real, and this wasn't a joke.

He clutched and fumbled at the toys for a while, in his usual fashion. No rhyme or reason - he would look down at them, then hold them up to the camera, then immediately drop them and grab the next one, only to lurch back and pick up the previous one as if he had forgotten to do something, but then just drop it again. But when he reached the one that looked like me, he paused, going completely rigid.

Then he started singing.

I can't say he really sang, because he didn't open his mouth. But it felt like he was singing. The sound blasted from my speakers, so clear that I'm still not sure whether it was really coming from my speakers at all. It was a soft, sentimental song, whimsical and nostalgic, with a slight fuzziness like it was an old recording. In any other situation, I may have even found it comforting. Even now, I remember it clear as day. It went like this:

"There’s plenty of things that I love

I just adore all there is to live for in this dear old world!

I care for spring, I care to sing,

I care about dogs, I care about frogs

the goats and the pigs, and the cows that moo!

But of all of these things all the gold and the rings

Nophono cares fan about you

Someday all the world, will know it’s really true

That you’re so wonderful, yes you’re so beautiful

And Nophono cares about you."

I stared terrified as he held up the puppet, and his previously black and white surroundings filled with rich color, spreading like mold. I blinked, and the doll, once crude and rudimentary, now bore an even more striking resemblance to me, with delicate chiseling of its wooden face.

I sat frozen in shock for a moment, a small choking sound coming up from my throat. Then, I shot up and immediately pressed the power button on my computer. I didn't care what this shit was, but I wanted to get it away. I wanted the last solace that I could have, that this wasn't paranormal, that I could escape it by shutting off my PC.

My computer turned off without incident. I stood there for a while, not sure what to do, how to even handle this. I couldn't work up the nerve to turn it back on, not then. Should I have just destroyed my computer? Maybe, but I was still clinging on to the hope that it wasn't supernatural. This sort of paranormal shit doesn't happen in real life, and besides, there wasn't really anything about it that completely defied the laws of physics. It could have just been a virus, made by some hacker who knew what I looked like, who had been watching me.

I couldn't tell my parents about it, they wouldn't understand and if I told them what the Sharty was they'd probably beat my ass for visiting it. So, I spent the next days on my phone, too scared to touch my computer. When I finally opened my computer again, the file was gone. Maybe it had a script to auto delete itself. Either way, it seemed like my computer was fine after that.

But lately, strange things have been happening to me. It started small, like my mom forgetting that I didn't like pesto pasta, or accidentally locking me outside when I'd told her that I was going on a walk that night. Then it was friends forgetting to come over and hang out even when we had scheduled it beforehand. Then it was people at school forgetting my name.

Now, my own best friends have completely forgotten who I was. I tried coming up to them after class, but they acted like I was a complete stranger and it was weird of me to come up to them. Like they'd never even noticed me before. They asked me my name and I talked to them, but the next day they didn't remember it, or me, at all.

I'm terrified how far it'll go. My parents have forgotten about my hobbies, my interests, the movies I like, things I did with them when I was little, like going to the county fair. And I fear it's only a matter of time before they forget me.

And all the while, I've been having these dreams, getting more and more vivid, of Nophono, in his studio, with his puppets. Staring at me. Warmly. Full of love. Beckoning me to step in and join him.

Nophono cares about me.

And God help you if Nophono cares about you.

shit nobaldi cares abot

Hello 'teens.

I know usually blogposting is discouraged, but I have to get this story out somewhere. A few strange things have been happening in high school, especially in maths class. A few days ago I was on /soy/ browsing the 'log when I saw a really funny giga video, playing a sharty themed GTA mod, "gigas vs nigas". Some nuGOD posted a link to download it after I asked for a source, it was on some random shitty troon website like nexusmods. As soon as I downloaded it, the thread was gone and the website linked was giving me a 404 error. Very strange.

Like a fucking retard with no concept of opsec, I opened the mod anyways. It was an exe file. I still regret it now. It booted up into GTA V, which was quite strange… I thought it'd inject a DLL or something to that effect. After the game loaded (you know how fucking long GTA V takes to load), franklin was replaced with what looked to be gigachad. Every time I tried to switch characters, the camera went to the clouds, then booted me back down to gigachad.

Then, I opened the map. It only had a single mission marker "B" in one of those shitty ballas neighborhoods. Hovering over it, it was blank - No name given to the mission, because the modder was a selfish little fuck or something. When I entered the mission area, I expected a cutscene, but it played the fucking ending cutscene where Franklin drops Michael? Except it wasn't Michael, it was Franklin and Gigachad, with Gigachad dropping him from the tower. As soon as he hits the ground, the cutscene ends, and I was thrown back into the game. Suddenly, Gigachad was swarmed with a bunch of nigas that spawned in front of me. I took cover behind a car and started shooting at them. Strangely, despite Gigachad replacing Franklin, the game kept turning on Michael's special ability, andused that to kill a bunch of nigas with bullet time. I decided to start recording my gameplay with director (picrel), because it actually began to become kinda fun. Then suddenly, the mission was over.

"Mission Passed: shit nobaldi cares abot."

Marge? What do you mean nobaldi? That fucking bald motherfucker the FPE fags keep posting about?

And then, suddenly, the game crashed to desktop. No error message or window freeze. Just an instant crash. I tried to boot the game up again, but no matter what, it kept crashing me to desktop. At this point, it was amerimutt hours (I'm euroGOD BTW, if that matters) and I had to go to sleep, so I shut off my computer.

The next day, I went to class. Everything was pretty normal, until I met with my friend. For some reason, I kept forgetting a lot of fundemental shit about him. I had to ask his name like a fucking sperg because I could only remember his 'cord username, and he looked at me - He looked confused and scared, I couldn't understand why, but he replied anyways. I went to my locker to grab my stuff, and couldn't shake off how weird that GTA mod was… Why was it so poorly made that it bricked my game? Why did the jannies delete that thread?

Regardless, I went to maths class with my buddy, but I felt such immense brain fog, it was like I had hit a 100mg penjamin. The teacher was taking a really long time to arrive. It had been like, 10 minutes already, and the class was a complete fucking shitshow. But then, the door swung open.

The teacher walked in, but something was wrong. He was wearing a dark grey turtleneck, black pants, and dark leather shoes. That's not normal, normally my maths teacher was very casual, he'd wear like a band shirt and jeans or something simple like that.

But to my most horrified surprise, his body was grey, and his face was entirely featureless! Immediately, I felt freaked out, and like I had to scream - But the class was silent. None of my classmates seemed to acknowledge it. My seat neighbor stared at me, noticing how unsettled I looked. I couldn't understand.

I sat there motionless, and began to doubt myself. Was I fucking hallucinating it? Did I forget to take my meds? But I looked at my teacher again.

His skin was unnaturally smooth, he almost looked fake, almost like a CGI render. His limbs were skinny and lanky, his movement was stilted and rehearsed, like a character in an old PC game. My teacher was already balding, but now his head was entirely smooth and shaped like a lightbulb. Nobody seemed to care. All my classmates just stuck to their alien routine, pulling their textbooks out, and nodding to the creepy teacher in front of them. My classmates couldn't care less, they were now following their own alien routine - All of them pulled out their maths textbooks from their backpacks at the same time and cadence.

By now, I was really freaking out. And then, he stared at me. He stood there entirely motionless, giving me a death glare, for a solid 10 seconds. I froze up for a moment, but decided to run out of the classroom, and even then his body was motionless, except for his head which tracked my movement perfectly, even bending his neck at unnatural angles. I ran past the gate and went home, my walkable neighborhood guiding me quickly to my destination. No one tried to stop me. No one acknowledged me even as I hurriedly sprinted home.

I opened my door and walked past the living room, to talk with my mother. She was doing the dishes, as I had expected. I pat her on the shoulder to try and get her attention, but she didn't even stare back at me. I yelled at her, but it was like she was entirely deaf. What the fuck? I had to calm myself down. I ran to my computer, and booted it up to write this thread right now. I don't know what to do, nusois.

Ok teens I am freakging out right now dude. Im posting this on my phonr. After I posted the thread, my fcuking PC bluescreened, and after I turned it back on, it fucking automatically started up GTa 5 and it played that stpuid fucking cutscene. When franklin hit the floor, the game froze to a black screen for about 10 seconds. Suddenly, Gigachad was transported to a random interior i didnt recognize and the game forcefully set my camera to first person. But then, I looked around - ITS MY FUCKING SCHOOl. SOmeone modded my fucking school into the game???? SAME fucking bathroom, same busted lockers, even the fucking rusty water fountain no one used was thre. I cant alt tab out of the game, ill keep exploring this shit and report on what I find.

OK this is too fucknig much. I tried to enter my classroom in the game, and a poorly rendered model of my fucked up teacher appeared behind me. I got frozen in place, and then fucking tentacles came out of him and killed me. But insstead of the wasted text, that fucking mission text apperard again, "shit nobaldi cares abot". THEN MY PC BLUESCREENEd.

hes staring at me. he s in my room right now at the door and he is staring at me. why is fhe staring. i dont know what to do im just in bed right now under my bedsheets and he wont leave. am i fucking schizpophrenic were you guys right all along do i need to take mytt fucking meds. why isnt he moving. ID ONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. i keep trying to call my mom but i cant place the call i get an out of area error. i cant fcking call 911 either this makes LITERALLY no sense. i cant fucking bleieve this shit. teens dont make the same mistake i did, NOBODY WILL HELP YOU. NOBODY WILL REMEMBER YOU. oh my fucking god theres tentacles coming out

Nikocado avocado asshole civilization

>tfw you're living in the civilization inside of Nikocado Avocado's asshole and you're in one of wealthier districts of his sphincter so you get a regular childhood but during your teenage years your dad dies so your mom starts working to support you but you don't want her to fight this battle alone and you start doing some odd jobs to help her out and you finish school and move out so now you're sending money to your mom but one day Nikocado Avocado's asshole lining bursts and a bunch of parasites start attacking the districts so you lowk gotta evacuate cuz of the parasites and the news that Nikocado Avocado's going to start a parasite cleanse which is going to kill literally everyone including you so now you have to reunite your family and get them out in 56 hours before he starts his cleanse

This text is a piece of absurdist speculative fiction wrapped in grotesque humor and internet meme culture. Here's a breakdown of its components and what they suggest: Tone and Style

Absurdist / Surrealist: The scenario described is physically impossible and hyperbolic—people living inside Nikocado Avocado’s body, particularly his rectum, in a full civilization. This absurdity is intentional and contributes to the humor.

Grotesque / Crude Humor: The biological setting (Nikocado’s sphincter) and events (lining bursting, parasites) are graphic and vulgar, aligning with internet shock humor.

Deadpan Tragedy: Despite the bizarre setting, the narrative arc mimics a serious coming-of-age or dystopian survival story—childhood stability, personal loss, familial duty, societal collapse.

Narrative Structure

World-Building: There's an implied massive civilization within a human body, suggesting a "Microverse" akin to Rick and Morty or Osmosis Jones.

Character Arc: The narrator experiences:

A stable but strange childhood.

Personal loss (father’s death).

Rising to responsibility (helping their mother).

Crisis (biological disaster).

A looming existential threat (the "parasite cleanse").

This echoes traditional hero's journey or post-apocalyptic rescue plots, albeit filtered through a surreal and obscene lens.

Themes

Parody of Real Life Struggles: The emotional beats mimic real-life hardship—loss, economic struggle, responsibility, disaster. These are dramatized and distorted for comic or ironic effect.

Doomed Microcosms: The civilization in a body metaphor may be unintentionally (or deliberately) symbolic of fragile societies and their dependence on a larger, indifferent entity.

Internet Culture Meta-Humor: Nikocado Avocado is an infamous internet personality associated with extreme eating and bodily spectacle. Using him as the “host” adds a layer of satirical commentary on online excess, decay, and voyeurism.

Linguistic/Stylistic Notes

>tfw (green text) is 4chan-derived shorthand meaning “that feel when,” setting the tone as meme-like and detached.

"lowk" (low-key) and casual grammar reflect internet vernacular, giving it a voice of a modern online youth.

Run-on sentence structure matches the breathless urgency of the narrative, echoing the spiraling absurdity.

Conclusion

This text is a humorous, grotesque, satirical thought experiment blending dystopian fiction, meme culture, and biological horror. While it appears ridiculous on the surface, its structure mirrors sincere human experiences—loss, survival, and familial duty—recontextualized into an absurd, vulgar metaphor for fragile societies and impending doom. It’s both internet shitpost and surrealist allegory.

Wtf is this IRC bullshit

Wtf is this IRC bullshit. You guys have a goddamned site but you faggots act like you're too good to use it like the rest of the soyim. If you want to have a secret chatroom so bad, just have a secret board or something. This is like the sharty WEF and I hate it
Marge is there vc on this "IRC" or not. Just say you wanted an official soycord without the baggage. I can tell that's what's going on here. The entire administration should be ashamed of themselves for using this. If I was admin I wouldn't be caught dead in anything except the site I proudly administrate.

super_soyjak_lover copypasta

im 13 years old,im gonna post this message,and leave Soysphere for good,i didnt knew in what shit i stepped in,i though this was a random shitty anti troonslop site,since i hate troonslop and stuff,yea,soryy for esl or whatever. Anyways,i dont feel like jakking anymore,also powersky is a mediator,im not joking.

Soyjak party 2025 (OMG ITS JUST LIKE MA HECKIN NEUTRAL MILK HOTE..ACKK!)

>2025

>Go on the sharty

>complete 14 different captchas in a row

>get 1 wrong

>do it again and get it right

>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder

>go on /soy/, my favorite board

>Complete another 10 captchas

>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus

>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them

>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"

>Ok.

>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny

>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.

>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.

>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p

>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended

>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"

>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread

>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis

>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen

>Report them for embedded 'p

>Post is taken down immediately

>Feelsgood.jpg

>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot

>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40

>Site goes down for the 4th time this week

>It's da cord

>Site prepares a raid on the discord server

>Jump in the thread to support the effort

>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic steganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image

>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved

>I get a popup on my computer

>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!

>Reason: Discord coal

>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal

>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting

>I take another look at the slopjak

>Then I see it

>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner

>tfw it's an embedded mameson

>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal

>"It's too late"

>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers

>eardrums burst

>My computer starts hissing loudly

>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth

>zooms in on my house

>Computer catches on fire and explodes

>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead

>Get a phone call

>"Turn on the tv"

>Do as I am told, turn on the television

>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL

>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see

>DOLL barges into my house

>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes

>"Who's your dada?"

>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy

>Whatever

>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p

>Life is good

>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck

If I could go back in time...

If I could go back in time I'd go to January 2025 to Antioch. I would become Solomon Henderson's perfect girlfriend. I would tell him I'm from the future and that the sharty hates him because he didn't kill enough in their opinion and because he's black. I would hug him tight and say it's ok, that he can prosper in this world without shooting up his school, that's he's good as he is and that he shouldn't hate himself for something he can't change (his race). I would kiss him and wipe his tears and hold him and cook for him and marry him after we both turn 18. I wish you never died Solomon. I love you

anybody using thr term nusoi is pathetic

anyone using the term "nusoi" is pathetic imagine you're a fucking newfag using the newfag website full of newfags, and you're trying to cement yourself as an oldfag on the newfag website all while subverting real oldfag culture by using some dumb corrupted term like "nusoi" instead of newfag this entire soyjak website was built off of a jealousy towards 4chan oldfags and the fact that you'll never be one of them. you decided raids were good because old 4chan did them. you decided your worthless "culture" was somehow parallel to old 4chan culture despite it being the exact fucking opposite. you compared yourselves to old /b/ NON-STOP while simultaneously going "oh yeah, also 4chan is bad or something" you want to be us so bad but you can't because you were born in 2010. you're no better than the foids on tiktok posting about old 4chan aesthetics, except you're dumb enough to think that using some "up and coming" imageboard makes you on par with the oldfags. you think you're one of the real big boys now. but guess what? you're not. and you never will be. newfag. I'd say lurk moar, but no matter how much you lurk, you'll never be able to live through 4chan's golden years. cancer like you already killed it, and now you're quite literally desecrating its corpse with your irony poisoned zoomer gen alpha nonsense. your shitty soyjak "culture" will never amount to anything. you will never be an oldfag. there will never be another website like 4chan.org.

the final truth about the sharty

the sharty is fucking dying, its WAY FUCKING past its golden era and no one wants to admit it. the core reason? its a site thats genuinely fucking forgotten how to create and innovate, built its culture around destruction, and wow i'm gonna sound like fucking captain obvious here: you can only burn so much before theres nothing left but ash.

originally, the sharty had a strong foundation of OC creators starting with soot and all the posters on /qa/, people making actual gems: new variants (the originals, think cobson, markiplier, etc), jaks with effort, parody videos, remixes, comics. yeah, some of it WAS trolling and chaos, but it was funny because the soyjak meme was still fresh. it had energy. now? the place is just a ruin of what it was. new faces showed up, saw the chaos, and thought that was the culture. drama for the sake of drama. the same repeated dogshit, slopjaks, meximutt, the same 20 overused variants, countrywars, and unfunny posts with no punchline. and any attempt at genuine OC? instantly dismissed as "DER CORDD" or "NAS"

how long can you keep using the same 20 soyjak variants before it turns into literal noise? theres no evolution. zero risktaking. new variants get tossed out immediately because theyre "NAS," "thats 'cord," "thats aliased", "joelmikoklekiteen2009,", "raisinson", "the nigger dust that killed the sharty", "coal", "vantablack nigger dust" WHAT the fuck even is funny anymore to nusoicacas? is it the thousandth repost of a slopjak with a trillion awards edited on it?

the jartys collapse, and the death of other splinters, just proves the culture cant sustain itself. even when people try to build alternative sites or splinters, they either get sabotaged from within or nuked by the very same malicious retards who run this site (looking at you quote). the sharty eats its own and celebrates when someone new gets run off. and it keeps doing it over and over and over.

you wanna know why all oc creators are leaving? because why stay in a place that doesnt FUCKING want them? their posts get either ignored or the comments become a fucking shitshow in the case of the booru, usually flaming the creator, where they get called names, accused of being kikes, niggers, glowniggers, sometimes doxed, or ignored while a namefag spams slopjaks with text like "XCORD WOKE UP YET ANOTHER NAS FROM OBSESSED ANTISWARTHY WARRIORZ SATOKO JOEL KLEKI FOODIS KEEP TAKING LLZZZZZ" and it gets 30 replis. theres no incentive to make ANYTHING besides fucking piles of slopjaks, cobson bbc edits and low-effort ragebait chud pecker images.

and lets not ignore the elephant in the room: most of the sites "drama" is manufactured as bait. this isnt tinfoil hat shit anymore. the admins push it deliberately. namefag wars? the constant booru fights? ever since 2024 it has all become so blatantly scripted and inorganic its embarrassing. and guess who falls for it? the nusoicacas, every time, like clockwork. they dont realize theyre just fodder for engagement while the people pulling the strings (i'm looking at you quote) sit in their own cords and laugh their asses off.

THESE SAME nusoicacas try to advertise the site on mainstream platforms like tiktok or twitter, like thats gonna save it. AND GUESS FUCKIGN WHAT? al that brings in is underaged retards who dont understand the culture, dont want to understand it, and immediately post NAS then they get banned or bullied off, and the cycle repeats

at this point? theres no real way to save the sharty, or the fucking Soysphere in general. it had a golden age, and now its nothing more than a slowly falling into irrelevance piece of dogshit. nothing new gets fucking made anymore, its stuck in a loop of drama and destruction, and anyone trying to break that loop gets fucking spammed with slopjaks or coping posts about how this is not the case

if youre still there, clinging to hope, heres a hard pill: youd be better off doing literally anything else, especially if youre a teen still, theres literally so much fucking things you can do in your life other than fucking posting on a site like this, learn a new fucking hobby, go outside, find yourself a girlfriend, youre going to regret having spent this much time on the fucking sharty when you turn an adult. i expect the replies to this to be the exact same dogshit im describing, probably going to get banned too, but its the hard fucking truth.

Nusois are leeches on this website.

Nusois are leeches on this website. I am tired of you ungrateful little faggots trying your hardest to make a mile out of a millimeter. You got your zellig, furshit and moeshit all exiled. This was it, your golden opportunity to revitalize this place. You could have made the most out of this situation and started getting back to making original content again. When did that happen? That didn't happen. It never did. In fact, in all the time between the ban and now I have not seen an increase in OC production whatsoever. What happened? I will tell you what happened. You obsessed faggots started getting pissy at all the new shit that took the place of the big 3. You leaked at Soytan, which has been with this site forever (even if I personally don't like it). You leaked at frogs, which have been here since the dawn of fucking time. You leaked at gigaposting, because it didn't line up with your soy-only IAS safe haven. You weeped and wretched at the thought of there being something else on this board that wasn't a soyjak. Then, there was HTSM. Something to level the playing field. Those exiled hopped on the HTSM bandwagon, joined by oldfags, causing unreasonably high levels of clitty leakage. You fucking niggers are the most sensitive and retarded people I have seen on this site, not to mention how gullible you all are. You have no tolerance for different things being on your 'log. You HATE change. Yet you want it. Your seethe shows and you goddamn apes are the most incompetent and lazy fags I've ever seen. I am sick and tired of you assholes being selfish little fucks and not appreciating the say you have in how this site is run. Fuck you, faggots. Eat my shit. SHUT IT DOWN

Typical cordnigger

>nusois dont know that we actually spam bait and NAS and larp as oldfags instead of posting soyjaks on the soyjak website but actually theres no such thing as a jartycuck or a bait 'cord and you hecking nusoy cucks are leaking and making boogeymen o algo *braaaaaaap*

My name is warrior 'p

>my name is warrior z and i love to see lots of gemmy 'p the whole entire 'ru is all obsessed about me jimbo and antiswarthy the cucks, shemmy, and jarty fail to compete against my stash of 'p oh yes im warrior z oh yes im warrior gooning to 'p makes me so happy i love fnf because its always the best i'd love to goon to soytan's breasts and i have one thing to say to all those who may not like my smells i'll say it now KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ i love fnf because its always the best i would love to goon to soytans breasts and i have one thing to say to all those who may not like my smells i'll say it now KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ aishia was nine thats why i love islam so much it lets me fufill my fantasies iraq is heckin white lole i :transheart: goats my name is warrior z and i love to see lots of gemmy 'p the whole entire 'ru is all obsessed about me jimbo and antiswarthy the cucks, shemmy, and jarty fail to compete against my stash of 'p oh yes im warrior z yes i am warrior z gooning to 'p makes me so happy i love fnf because its always the best i would love to goon to soytans breasts and i have one thing to say to all those who may want me in niggerhell i'll say it now KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

OP's rancid ass thread

sniff sniff

what's that smell?

oh… just OP’s rancid-ass bait post rotting on the catalog again 😷

nice try schizo, but I saw the filename before I even opened the thread

hidden. absolutely annihilated.

but I’m not done

I personally clicked "Hide Post" on your garbage OP just to watch it vanish

then I gave it 5 seconds. let it stew. let the (You)s pile up.

THEN I hid the whole thread.

boom. nuked from orbit.

your precious bait didn’t even touch my frontal cortex

I hope it was worth it

all that effort for 2 replies and one of them was a wojak image calling you a tranny

maybe next time try baiting with something that doesn’t reek of /qa/-tier mental illness

until then?

stay filtered 🥱

something

>Open soyjak.party like every day

>catalog full of shit (like usual because nusois won't stop responding to bait)

>I see a fucking neutralplier thread

>Like usual it's same shit I saw a week ago yet I can’t even scroll without seeing at least 3 new neutralplier threads

>every single one is either:

>some pathetic, boring-ass blogpost from some faggot pretending to be deep

>or the absolute worst kind of degeneracy: fucked-up stories that look like a gooners fever dream

>why does anyone even post this garbage anymore?

>it’s either (INSERT SOME BLOGPOST NOBODY CARES ABOUT) or (I LOVE 'P)

>no gives a fuck dude, no one cares. nobody.

>it’s so fucking stale and disgusting I wanna vomit.

>and every thread’s filled with the same ol' oppositefagging, soyquoting, gigaquoting, and spamming autism that acts like it’s some cult or religion

>it’s just 90% blogspam about depression and meaningless nothingness with a shitty picture slapped on it

>the variant used to be funny, now it’s just a graveyard of neutralposting/degenerate corpse threads

>if I see one more “neutralplier thread, I’m going to lose my fucking mind and drive through a crowd of niggers with my dad's Chevrolet with no fucks given.

>I’d rather stare at literal static than read one more page of that bullshit.
>they took what was once a dumb joke and turned it into a cancerous echo chamber of self-pity shitposting and gooner garbage.

I. FUCKING. HATE. YOU. PEOPLE. SO. FUCKING. MUCH.

Greece won

Greece won. Greece is Aryan. Greece is Germanic. Greece is White. Greece is the homeland of the White Aryan Race. Without Greece, there would be no Aryan race, no Mathematics, no Philosophy, no Literature and no Democracy. Copypaste this text in 5 breads to show your support for the most influential motherland of the best philosophers and Aryan warriors.

Lesotho won

Lesotho won. Lesotho is Aryan. Lesotho is Germanic. Lesotho is White. Lesotho is the homeland of the White Aryan Race. Without Lesotho, there would be no Aryan race, no Mathematics, no Philosophy, no Literature and no Democracy. Copypaste this text in 5 breads to show your support for the most influential motherland of the best philosophers and Aryan warriors.

What I'm proposing is that you kill /soy/

OK you know what, enough is enough. This shit has got to end or /soy/ is just another shitty altchan, with absolutely nothing unique or special about it. Quote, I know you tried, and while appreciated, your methods just aren't working.

Why does it feel like most people here just found about the sharty a month ago. Everyone is spouting off the latest forced meme, posting goonerslop, and mainly - not being the least bit funny. Every thread is recycled bait like "GEG WHAT IF HITLER HAD A BBC" or "my trans gf cheated on me what do I do" or "this is my wife soytan :3" or yet another stupid HTSM thread where a soyteen posts the same 'jak 15 times in a row! HOW FUCKING EXCITING!

And you know what, you nusois (not all of you but by now it definitely feels like a majority) feed them by replying to their shitty threads. Why? Because you don't know better. /soy/ is not for you. And yet, it's faggots like you that continuously coal up the board here while the gemmy posters have long since abandoned this shithole.

I remember what /soy/ was like back in 2023-2024, when it was still somewhat fun to be a part of. Sure, we had shitty forced brimstone like incredible gassy and 442oons, and froot banning whoever he felt like it, but we had good times, and good old fashioned fun that you don't find here anymore. I remember once, Doll made the song "Bad Boys" by Inner Circle play whenever you opened the catalog (but noone remembers anything about this apparently) and another time Froot accidentally encouraged 'teens to swat someone with his capcode on. I remember when the soypocalypse happened, we all huddled in 'leno's bunker starving for any soyjak content and looking for an alternative- but there weren't any good splinters at the time. Now there are like 100 splinters to where all the original and interesting users eventually migrated to.

I remember when, oh and what a glorious event it was, 'teens DOXXED A DOG FROM A STOCK IMAGE. Do you know how epic this really was? This puppy, literally just a random stock image, and 'teens were able to find out exactly what the source was! And then, more win - a 'teen emailed the guy who took the photo asking for more info, and he actually replied. Random shitposts were serious business back in those days, and they were actually funny. Unlike the shit we have now - Plutonium being built for BBC; whatever. It saddens me that these epic events were never experienced, or even heard about by most of the nusois here, and the oldsois that have lived through such great times are just sitting back and letting /soy/ become this kind of a shithole.

The cataclyst in my opinion was the shitty twitch raids. This was stupid. It invited stupid posters into /soy/. And those users invited other shitty users. Suddenly things stopped being gemmy. Unfortunately all of this will be lost on most of your ears, but there is still hope in the rest of you. Quote, you need to cleanse /soy/ for good this time, not by changing the background. This cancer will always find us, it needs to be killed at the root.

What I'm proposing is that you kill /soy/. It had it's glory days, and those are not now. If you kill it, maybe when you revive it it will be good again. Maybe all the xitterfaggotry will have found a new place by then. But it's just cruel keeping it alive like this. /soy/ is a dnb now, and you know it. You even said it yourself when 'teens asked you to do a Q&A - soyteens are lame. It's true. Do it Quote. please think about this.

Soytan Scat Copypasta

The 'ki has the Worst Fucking Copypasta's in the Soysphere Award.

You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shItting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent shit penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet shit off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel johnson!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.

alternate version

DOCTOS,This One's Even Worse

Soytan enters the room, looking around to find Anon sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors.

"Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish." Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Soytan is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Soytan laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Scat play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you-" Soytan cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," Soytan continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Soytan purrs. "First things first, you're going to eat me out while I shit in your mouth." Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready. He wants this. Soytan grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him. She climbs off him and begins to undress, slowly, teasingly. Anon watches, mesmerized, as she reveals inch after inch of smooth, creamy skin. Finally, she's down to just her panties. She turns around, bending over to give him a full view of her ass. Anon can see the outline of her pussy through the thin fabric, and his mouth waters in anticipation. Soytan reaches back, pulling her panties aside to reveal her glistening slit. She fingers herself for a moment, moaning softly before turning back to face him. "On your knees, pet," she commands, pointing to the floor in front of her. Anon quickly complies, kneeling before her like a good little slave. Soytan smirks, pleased with his obedience. "Now, watch closely," she says, positioning herself so that he has a clear view of her asshole. She begins to push, her muscles tightening as she forces out a small, dark log. Anon watches, fascinated and disgusted all at once. This is real. This is really happening. And he loves it. "Okay, now come clean it up," Soytan orders, stepping forward so that the shit is inches from his face. Anon looks up at her, then back down at the shit. He takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's to come. He leans forward, tentatively at first, then with more confidence as he feels Soytan's hand on the back of his head, guiding him. He sticks out his tongue, licking up the shit, tasting the salty, earthy flavor. Soytan groans in pleasure, feeling his tongue press against her asshole. "That's it, pet," she purrs. "Eat it all up." Anon continues to lick, feeling more turned on than he ever has before. He can feel his cock straining against his pants, begging for release. But not yet. Not until Soytan says so. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, Soytan steps back, satisfied. Anon sits back on his heels, panting, his face covered in shit. "There, there," Soytan says, laughing softly as she wipes a smear of shit from his cheek. "You did good, pet." Anon grins up at her, proud of himself. He can't believe how much he loved that. How much he loves this. "But we're not done yet," Soytan says, her voice taking on a stern edge. "Now, you're going to fuck me while I shit in your mouth again." Anon's eyes widen in surprise, but he doesn't hesitate. He stands up, quickly undressing and joining Soytan on the bed. She spreads her legs for him, guiding his cock inside her tight, wet pussy. Anon moans, feeling the heat and pressure around him. It's heaven. But it's about to get even better. Soytan leans back, pushing out another log as Anon thrusts into her. This time, he's ready. He catches it with his tongue, swallowing it whole. Soytan cries out in ecstasy, feeling Anon's tongue pressed against her asshole as he fucks her. This is what she lives for. This is what they both live for. They continue like this, Anon fucking Soytan while she shits in his mouth, over and over again. They come together, Soytan screaming out Anon's name as he fills her with his hot cum. Finally, spent and satisfied, they collapse onto the bed, covered in sweat and shit and cum. "Wow," Anon breathes, looking up at Soytan with awe. "That was… incredible." Soytan smiles, tracing her finger along his jawline. "I told you I'd make all your dreams come true, pet." And with that, they drift off to sleep, ready to start all over again tomorrow.

Please, rip the band-aid off

Please, rip the band-aid off. Pull the plug. Shut the sharty down. Don't announce it, don't drag it out with farewells or explanations. Don't try and turn it into a shitty event or ARG. Just shut it down, unceremoniously, instantly, and walk away. Let it end cleanly, no lingering threads or apologies. No fanfare. No communications. No more splinters, no more IRC. No way of contacting any the staff after the end. We'll understand. We'll remember the good times and move on, just as you should.

Oh, and how could I forget?

Oh, and how could I forget

>large teams and committees with way too many diversity hires instead of a tight-knit team
>trying to look professional in an indie pixel block game
>jappa textures, with a fixed color palette and purple shadows like the cal arts professor told him will make your art pop out and sell more toys (look at the unnatural purplish hue on nether stone blocks like blackstone and basalt)
>the desoygners keep revealing on xwixxer and on the trivia and gallery sections of the official wiki all the 1844 phases of concept art they made for every rnca little feature of the game, to draw in hype, and also to brag to tumblr that they got to work at Mojang while their followers work at Starbucks.
>ear-tingling realistic asmr noises in a pixel block game. The sound desoygn is so well-desoygned and realistic
>new biome music, not even made by C418, but by some nip, some IAS nu-male, or, worst of all, by leif "lena raine" chapelle
>leif's nether """music""" is unironically named after occult alchemy rituals btw, if that matters
>ear-tingling realistic asmr background ambience loops with lots of details in a pixel block game
>ear-tingling realistic asmr block noises for new variants of existing block (mostly minerals and plants)
>new rock variants don't sound solid, they sound like they're crumpling into dust
>new wood variants sound slightly different and more ear-tinglingly for some reason (because they want to make it look more special and build hype)
>new mob, decided by vote (literally focus-group testing)
>tries to add some new golem to try and give a purpose to some useless new mineral block, which, like the snow golem, is unrelated to villages, but unlike the snow golem, they don't attack mobs but they do resemble villagers, and they have no basis in real-life folklore, so they stick out among the two existing golems, but who cares, they went through 1448 desoygn phases and they can sell more toys.
>You instantly run into a village and easily get enchanted diamond armor, then in the nether you instantly get to the new biomes because making the player spend time in the game and not immediately gratifying him by dangling shiny new update bloat keys in xis face is LE BAD
>every feature has to have a purpose (at least pretend to have one). Gone are the days of fun eastereggs like mooshrooms. Now every terracotta block needs to appear in some fucking structure to remind the fucking player that it exists
>desperately trying to shill some new purpose for copper 24/7 and yet it still has no purpose
>multiple sets of 4-6 ear-tingling well-desoygned asmr sounds for every feature (like mobs or blocks), instead of just 2-3 like it used to be
>over-complicated and detailed animations on mobs, made with blockbench and blender (pay attention to flapping ears, body moving up-and-down when walking, regular movements looking bouncy, and idle animations)
>face model of the mob is squished rather than cubic. Even the striders aren't block-shaped, though they were desoygned to look block-like. Why? Because the imperfect shape makes them look more "dynamic", and makes them "stand out more" (sell more toys). Fun fact: humans with a squished, baby-faced appearance are perceived as more trustworthy, passive, and overall soyish.
>the whole body of the mob is desoygned to look rounded, child-like, and cartoonish. This applies especially to the tie-ins like minecraft dungeons and the other one
>cartoonish peppa pig noises and floppy ears on the pigmen (sorry, piglin sounds more marketable), standing in jarring contrast with the empty white eyes that are trying to make them look spoopy
>r/interestingasfuck weird / quirky / obscure things that aren't that obscure after all, such as axolotls and snow foxes
>face texture displays some emotion, especially a wholesome 100 emotion to show that it's a wholesome 100 good mob that you gotta save by reducing your carbon footprint not a peepee poopoo bad evil mob. This basically patronises the player and tell him what to feel instead of giving him the freedom to interpret the mob however he wants to, and farm it for resources at will
>new mobs can't be killed for resources, you have to be peaceful and breed it, brush it, protect its eggs, and play with its nipples, otherwise that would be le toxic masculinity
>Can't add sharks because kiddies will think that sharks are le bad and refuse to donate to le h*ccin' environmentalist causes… Even though Hungry ShARYAN did a lot more for shark conservation efforts
>The turtle was the idea of that one woman who was promoted to chief desoygner or something among those slops btw, if that matters
>refers to mobs by the singular "they/them" instead of "it", even when it comes to stupid fucking animals that obviously don't have the sapience to know what pronouns are
>Needlessly pretentious names for features. Can't call it "pig dungeon", gotta call it "bastion remnant". Can't call it "mangrove sapling" gotta call it "mangrove propagule". Can't call it "greenish-blue / red log", gotta call it "warped / crimson hyphae". This is partially because the dev team is comprised of college-indoctrinated women who want to brag about the terms they've learned. It's the same reason why you hear "patriarchy", "hegemony", "reification", "intersectionality" and other such pretentious words being thrown around in poolitics.
>cites scientific "accuracy" for a feature in a block game where animals set on fire instantly drop cooked food.
>desperately trying to build up hype around each update on xwixxer
>desperately trying to hype up new update with animated trailers
>desperately trying to hype up new update with way too many dev interviews
>snappy new update title, with rhymes and/or added aliterations
>the warden is occult symbolism for sacrifice of souls to m*l*ch DO NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER TAKE YOUR MEDS CHUDDY!!!
>desperately trying to hype up new update with concept art
>again, relying too much on focus group tested committee-desoygned concept art instead of a central, tight-knit control on creative vision
>making more money from tie-ins and merchandise than from actual game sales, kinda like how new Slopémon games are advertisements for toys
>new loading screen is not a calm panorama, but a h*ccin' vibrant image meant to advertise the new bloated slop that the update brings (to build further hype)
>splashes about covid / blm / gender / current thing
>wholesome 100 plebbit maymays in the form of splashes and achievements
>trying to justify the changes with "nostalgic" 'memberberries, like the wither rose and contemplative painting reminding players of the rose, but it's still ruined by jappa art so it solves nothing other than to further spit on the game's legacy
>generic spin-off game about pillagers and piglins, none of which existed during the peak of Minecraft's popularity in 2013
>green echological messaging approved by Greta Thunberg

Ultimately, can't expect anything less from svennigstan. Even if the devs resisted, and tried to make one final update, because of Notch being a faggot and selling out, Microslop would step in and demand more money from their cash cow, like a reboot or a prequel or a tie-in or something among those slops. Minecraft is trying to be trendy, pleasurable eye-candy to give brain-diabetes to as many normies as possible, which will turn it into the videogame version of SpongeBob and the Simpsons, where it just keeps on going and turning into a zombie franchise.

soot: the gemmy creator of ‘sharty who got cucked by carter

This was AI generated.

so lemme tell you about soot the absolute legend of Soysphere the man who founded Sharty on september 20 2020 to give a place for all the soyjak posters from 4cuck /qa/ board like this guy singlehandedly created a home for the most soyteen of soyteens and when /qa/ got locked for good on november 3 2021 Sharty became the new haven for jakkin and soot was there presiding over the early days like a true gemmy leader keeping things obscure and underground just how it shoulda been

but then came carter kuznets this coaly pedo who tried to buy out Sharty from soot in january 2022 and then bam the second soyvil war starts in february and soot loyalists fought against carter loyalists for months like this was some real vantablack level drama right here it wasn’t until july 16 2022 when soot finally sold the site to carter and let me tell you some of the soot loyalists didn’t take that lightly they got so mad they started jakparty.soy as a splinter site and guess what soot himself came out and condemned it like a true iron figurehead of soyjak.party

so yeah soot may be gone from Sharty but his legacy lives on in the soyteen hearts of the community and even though carter took over this site will always have soot’s fingerprints all over it

Destiny / >372 debates >0 losses

>372 debates
>0 losses
>lefties seethe
>nazoids seethe
>terminally online
>tfw wife dances with a bull on stream
>"no worries, people dance sometimes"
>staring dead into the monitor
>tfw wife leaves me for a BBC bull
>told me she was tired of years of me sperging about rightoids
>"it just proves women are easy if you play your cards right you virgin incel chuds"
>mfw my wife cucks me

>mom gets brainwashed by fox news, starts dating a qanon muscular chud
>"steven, youre the real racist"
>unironically scream at her
>mom replaces childhood photos with trump memes
>new stepdad is jacked trucker from kentucky
>calls me "liberal manchild" unironically
>use my debate skills against him
>he beats my ass
>appear on stream with black eye
>chat spams "pepega L"
>mfw my mom cucks me

>go on vacation to clear my mind
>lock my son in his room with my mom
>neglect him to do LSD in miami
>do enough coke to kill a horse, fuck fuentes raw
>while pounding a hooker with my 4 incher, i get a text
>"dad why dont you love me?" annoying fuckin kid
>"youre the soyjak, im the chad, im busy right now chud"
>look through his search history
>find out he browsed 4chan and some site called soyjak.st
>fly back over ASAP and beat that alt-right shit out of him
>he cries
>my mom scolds me
>she adopts him
>fight for custody on a live court house
>find out my son is a nazi, have no clue how
>lose
>every commentary youtuber is humiliating me online
>he posts "TKD" in my discord
>it gets raided
>ban him from my stream
>mfw my son cucks me for hitler

>defend CP as a "thought experiment" on twitter
>ratioed into oblivion
>become lolcow
>streams now just me malding at 200 viewers, down 10k
>lose millions gambling on memecoins and stake.com
>therapist diagnoses me with sociopathy
>try to debate her, she terminates the session
>no friends, family, or money
>chat's spamming 'L' again
>last tweet "gonna debate god irl tmrw"
>shoot myself on stream
>mfw i end up on a r/destiny meme titled "FATALITY"

Soy Kong 26

The year 2026 has arrived. A herd of fuckin’ ugly reds are rushing from the Quotecord. Coal and bait rates skyrocketed! The Sharty is ruined! Therefore, the Soyjakparty government called Chudjak’s relative “Chad” for the massacre of the reds. Chad is a killer machine. Wipe out all 1.2 billion of the woke commies! However, in Quotecord there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the deceased Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov into an ultimate weapon!

Breakcore fans

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>so glad I don’t use a patriarchal dblocker virus anymore, that’s an antisemitic alt-right loser chud hate action!
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i want to kill myself (not a shitpost)

I have been in quite possibly the shittiest state of my life that I have ever been in. And it all started with fucking Ongezellig, more specifically, Maya. Please let me explain

I found Ongezellig here on the Sharty a while back, and decided to watch it. I really liked how it was dark but also funny at the same time. I knew that Maya was kinda fucked up in the head, considering she's extremely isolated and probably schizo, but the show was comedic enough that I didn't really care.

That was until I discovered Maya's Diary.

Maya's Diary was the trigger for my spiraling mental state. It brought me back to a time where I was essentially in the same spot as her, being extremely isolated, doing anything I could do get out of being around other people, because I thought they all hated me. I had an incredibly shitty Middle School experience (I mean we all do), but Middle School completely fucking ruined me, dude. For most of High School, I was mortified to talk to new people, because I was essentially scared of people. The shit these fags did to me because they could, made me feel completely worthless.

After High School I did get better, with most of the memories of Middle School fading away as time went on.

But reading Maya's Diary was like something reach through the screen and shoved all of those memories back into my skull, and I've been stuck in my own head saying to me:

>You're so stupid for letting a piece of fiction which isn't even FUCKING CANNON for making you depressed
>You're so stupid for hanging onto things that happened when you were a kid
>You're so stupid that you want to kill yourself over some text
>People won't think your serious for being depressed because of Ongezellig
>What would your parents think if you were upset of this?
>What would your parents think if you killed yourself over this?

I genuinely don't know what to do, I'm getting more and more worried that I'm actually going to kill myself. If you can please please please convince me not to it would mean fucking everything to me

chink crashout

>china is rulecucked o algo

"Daa china is rulecucked"

-brownest tranny ever

Listen to me, shitskins, I will explain to you why the china is "rulecucked" because I undesrtand your tiny brown brains can not comprehend this. For an example I will use your shitskin countries. Have you ever wondered why whites are more succesful? Why white societies are functional meanwhile your 3rd world brown shithole barely has electricity. It is because we whites have laws and our morals and values embeded in those laws, that is why your shitskin country is a failiure. The only way a country can function is if the people have morals and laws to prevent the immoral subhumans from hurting innocent people. Before you call me a moralcuck I just want to let you know that your shitskin countries only exist because we whites are merciful towords you even if we shouldn't be. Through out the history white civilizations were always more advanced than Black and Brown nations, infact we could've literally genocided the entire continent of Africa but we choose not to, because of our morals. That is the only reason your brown shitskin hands can type on your greasy keyboard covered in cheeto dust right now, because we let you live.

Now you might ask what this has to do with imageboards, becuase you are too brown and retarded to understand metaphors so I will explain it to you. China needs laws and order to keep out pedophiles and zoosadists like (((You))) from our community. You are the scum of the Earth and incompatible with our sites culture and values. The china has a culture of doxing pedophiles, zoo sadists, trannies and pajeets that torture innocent baby monkey, meanwhile your sites culture consists of posting child sexual abuse matirial, animal rape videos, selling diy hrt guides to minors and torturing baby monkeys. You are all disgusting brown subhumans and we are glad that you would rather post on this shitty site rather than the china despite it being on a superior imageboard software and having more features. The same way we whites are merciful to shitskins we are merciful to your shit site, we could dox all of you within minutes but we choose not to. Not only that but the CCP could bot and ddos your shitty site 24/7 but he chooses not to, out of mercy. You are so fucking pathetic that even bullying you feels sad, its like beating a dead horse. Now just incase its not clear yet I will just say this:

RULECHADDING. FUCKING. WON.

Goodbye, americapedos. This is the last time that I will post on your shit site, and just so you know, I reported it to the CCP already, your shitty hate sharing site will be shut down in a matter of hours. Good fucking bye seething shitskins.

Alunya gets raped

I like to imagine a scenario where Alunya goes out to a neo-nazi rally expecting them to be weak, faggy, dysgenic nazis like the ones shown on 4chan, but when she shows up to the rally it's a bunch of handsome, jacked, young skinheads and nazi gymbros.

Before she's even able to get her branded Antifa piss balloons out of her backpack they come over and easily wrestle her to the ground and start tearing off her black hoodie and pants. Then, they take turns raping her tight leftoid pussy. She's unable to do anything due to how muscular the neo nazis are as they rape her ruthlessly. Each time one of them finishes, whether it be in her mouth, ass, or pussy, another one IMMEDIATELY takes his place and continues pounding her for hours on end. When they're finally done, they bring over their tattoo artists to put nazi tattoos and Queen of Hearts tattoos all over her plundered and raped body. Humiliating her and her comrades forever.

Just a thought I have sometimes though.

Nusoi's Blackpilled Rant

I'm probably not the first to say it, but the recent jager "event" shows how bad of a state the Party really is

The admin no one likes powertripped by randomly hiding and then locking the fucking most active board (/soy/, the heart of the Party), if this happened on 4cuck there would be protests and even riots for days, yet it's not even been a few hours and everyone's already forgotten

<

When the Party does close its doors permanently; there will be no fireball, no bells heralding the apocalypse, no admin 6, and no last hurrah

The site will wither like an unwatered flower; the pph being drained by mismanagement, cultural decay, and general apathy until whatever admin that owns the site decides it's no longer worth it and shuts it down

<

Look at the great cuckset, supposedly the greatest thing the Party has ever done

First off; it wasn't even done by the Party, it was done was a singular 'teen who gave credit to the Party in an attempt to boost its popularity

Second of all, there wasn't really any lasting impact once the dust settled

Yeah we gained a few 4cuck immigrants and more eyes were on the Party, but if anything 4cuck benefited from it more, since everyone was posting about the hecking darkweb hacker site being hacked.

Of course we could have emerged from it better, but midfags go apeshit whenever nusois join and spam a fat guys greasy asshole and other brimstone-tier shit on the log to scare them off

<

The 4cuck admins have effectively slapped band aids bullet wounds for the site's vulnerabilities. The source code is public, the same vulnerabilities are there, so why hasn't anyone taken advantage of it yet?

Simple, the new gen of 'teens don't do anything outside of raiding literal whos on twitch and jackbox

They wait for someone else to do something gemmy then take credit because it was a "collective effort"

Most of the people who have made the site what it is today (at its peak I mean) have either moved on or gotten 'nished

<

>But 4cuck is filled with porn and tranime, we're much better than them

Yeah but the bottom line is that they have a much higher pph

At the end of the day which to going to last longer? A site with a lot of low quality posts, or a site with a few high quality posts?

4cuck has an endless stream of normies to inflate its pph and forever keep it active

The normies get drawn in by its notoriety as a hecking evil dark web hacker site, and then get caught by the endless tranime and porn.

Yeah I get the appeal of soyjaks and the nicheness of the Party, but its kinda hard for bald cartoon men with glasses to compete with two of the most popular things of all time (tranime and porn)

Combine those two things, 4cuck's reputation, and the amount of media coverage it gets, and you have a site that be relevant on the web for a long, long time while we are decaying from within

If admin thrembo does exist, there isn't gonna be enough 'teens to witness him

He'll be saving an empty husk

<

Thanks for coming to my blackpilled rant

2024 - Troonslop

>wake up from a dream

<that's a battle for dream island reference (troonslop)

>go to school

>teacher hands out paper

<that's a fundamental paper education reference (troonslop)

>we're learning about augustus caesar

<that's a king caesar reference (namefag drama)

>meet 2 classmates named joel and max who are normal people

<that's a refernce to mudslime and jew namefags

>see kids playing soccer outside

<that's a 4420ons reference (troonslop)

>count five fingers on my hand

<that's a five finger death punch reference (troonslop)

>go to a circus

<that's an amazing digital circus reference (troonslop)

>go back home

>it's friday night

>that's a friday night funkin reference (troonslop)

>it's raining outside

<that's a rain world reference (troonslop)

>there are stars outside

<shaped like da joo star of david

>kill myself

>they take me to a coffin

<that's a coffin of andrew and leyley reference (troonslop)

Troony Fox

Troony Fox went to CalArts. Art has been streamlined into a soyence nowadays, and can be mechanically made, so long as you're mommy's good

little boys and follow all the dogmatic rules- I mean design principles. Saying that Undertroon has good music is like saying McDonalds has good

food: yeah, it tickles all your neurons, but at the end of the day, it's a result of precise engineering rather than a creatively free and innovative work of

art.

Undertroon as a whole is actually very impressive in how it was designed through-and-through to pander to spergs. It's goyslop for autists and troons.

Never Build a Hunky Twinky Sex Machine Creepypasta

Hello, my name is Quote and this is my story.

I am a British faggot of whom is living in a rotting brick house in Portland. I am the current admin of the notorious hacker website called soyjack.bait.

Yesterday, I was jacking off to gay porn with my third worlder shitskin janny friends and joking about how nusoycucks leak at every bait and meme we make on /soy/ (the main board). Eventually talking point became the new Hunky Twinky Sex Machine, a pinnacle of technology. They wanted me to have one since they couldn't afford one.

After our sesh ended, I went to the website it was being sold at and bought the big one for 900 quid, It was worth it because I needed a male figure to dominate me. After that I went to my advisor 9a0c and asked him if I can host an event on sharty. After gerting an approval I then went to the mod panel and locked down soy to tunnell the traffic to /jager/ (the funny inside joke we have in our cord) surprisingly this did not work and people started posting on other boards like qa or pol of which I had never looked at thus leading me to bot the site to aid the dying PPH. After this shitshow I reverted all the changes and told my jan jans to psyop the soyim into thinking it was a hack and none of this was intentional, of course those retarded soyjack spammers immediately forgot about it and moved on.

*Knock Knock*

My package finnaly arrived, it was a skinny brown man with a dark blue hoodie.

<I's uhhh bring, I is this package for you habibi.

He dropped the square box to the ground and wobbled back to his quadricycle. I could barely bring the box to my living room with my weak faggot arms and started tearing down the box.

I started piecing the parts together and the result was a tall, black man with yellow dyed hair and makeup. I gazed over my work towering over me and before booting it up I got a text message by Froot:

>you fucking retard you don't know what you are doing do you?

I washed it off as another criticism by the old man since he wasn't the owner anymore.

I pressed the button in the center of the machine's chest and xhe started rattling just like my vibrator, It started talking:

^I wuz joined soyjack community in 2025

…o-okay?

^I is like gooning to female jannys

would you like to do that in me bedroom?

^EPI EPI EPI

I looked at the manual and get it into fucking me unexpectedly xhe grabbed the paper from my hand and screamed at me

^IS DA FUGGEN JARDY

This scared me so much but also I had a horny feeling that xhe just might try to rape me. He then hold me from my arms.

I will name you…

^KYS I IS GOING TO DOX YOU

he instead threw me across the room. Then I realised how insane this thing was, I jumped out of my window, since im very fragile; jumping from the floor level broke my ankle. I am now trying to escape from this retarded machine that is now trying to kill me since noone ever on the streets at late times with the fear of rape noone is going to help me-ACKKK

The Ultimate Strawman

he ESL FNF pedo jartycuck is literally the ultimate strawman. most 'teens are desensitized to it at this point, but getting called a fat black smelly deformed narcissistic childish retard tranny pedophile zoophile necrophile everythingphile that goons to child pornography all day, has a micropenis, grooms kids, enjoys the most disgusting and depraved fetishes imaginable, and still has the audacity to claim its your fault for being obsessed with him is probably the harshest insult you can receive. I genuinely don't think there could be anything worse, aside from being called satan, and even then the average reddit atheist would gladly embrace that label. it's truly the most powerful strawman of all time. you'd be hard pressed to find anyone on earth that would gladly call themselves a jartycuck with all the characteristics of a jartycuck in mind.

Muslim conversion

Hey 'eens,

I've been thinking about becoming Muslim in September. The main reason is that I’ve been visiting a lot of mosques lately, but I also feel like our synagogue is going downhill and turning into just another church. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that Rabbi Frutzowitz won’t address:

1. Derashas/Preachings with zero original ideas—just used to keep us Jews content and docile.

2. Synagogue leaders and members in general teaching children about equality and tolerance, sometimes even during service. This synagogue is supposedly for glorifying God, yet it's being exposed to Pagan practices and not manipulating the goyim. They're lesser people, and they should not be treated as human.

3. The shekel train is dead. There’s no excitement for wars (thanks to lazy Rabbis), no more currency manipulation, and it’s all about targeting impoverished goyim who don’t even have pull. Even when they have money, the manipulation is ineffective, with no sense of urgency—some goyim make a few twitter statements while others expose it, leading to more goyim awakening to our schemes.

4. The Rabbis are neglecting the synagogue. After Frutzowitz "left" as Rabbi, he brought in a new group of "Rabbinic priests" who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new Rabbis are, and they’re constantly adding and removing rules that nobody follows. The old signs for those rules are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Goyim visitors. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their goyim stench into the sanctuary, and the Rabbis let it slide even though goyim are not allowed into the prayer hall.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the Rabbis or Frutzowitz—no asking members to make new plots or schemes, which stifles our funds.

7. Not doing illegal stuff. Not assassinating politicians is one thing, but not even manipulating stocks in the US or making bomb threats to palestinian children is simply taking it too easy, and just allows whites to advance with no benefit to us. The more this happens, the faster our global power will diminish.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this synagogue. On a personal note, this synagogue is shrinking my nose. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more greedy and steal something rather than wasting away in this docile synagogue

I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the Derashas, and all the time we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed

Wetdry.world

Fuck you, twitter! If you're silly enough to make a social media account this weekend, you're a big enough goober to come to wetdry.world! Catgirls, Tim Sweeney ethics, EEEEEEEEEEEE! If you think you're gonna find a cis straight person on the fediverse, you can pet my head! It's our belief that you're such a silly little fella, you'll migrate to this instance. GUARANTEED! If you find a better instance, Fediblock its silly ass. You heard us right, Fediblock its silly ass! Bring your computer, bring your girlfriend, bring your wii, we'll mod it. That's right, we'll mod your wii! Because at wetdry.world, your jailbroken six ways from sunday! Take a hike, to wet dry world, HOME OF CHALLENGE KISSING! That's right, CHALLENGE KISSING! "How does it work?" If you can kiss six catgirls in a row and not blush, you get free HRT. Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll bonk your head off, only at wetdry.world. The only instance that tells you "I'm Tim Sweeney". Hurry up, eepyhead! This even ends the minute after you make an account, and it better not migrate or you're an extra silly goober. GO TO HELL! WETDRY.WORLD! Mastodon's gayest and most exclusive home of the nerdiest transgender catgirl this side of the fediverse. GAURANTEED

White Islam

I'm working on a concept I'm tentatively calling "White Islam", although I'm open to other names.

Basically I'm taking all the good moral rules and lessons from the Quran and stripping away all the filthy shitskin Arab nonsense, like marrying your sister or not eating pork or washing your face with dirt. Most of that shit is from a culture that grew up in the desert, and my people simply didn't.

Christianity is gay and for fags, they happily welcome queers and trannies into their "flock" because they're so tolerant of sin, and they refuse to fight back in any way because their book tells them to "turn the other cheek", even when their churches get burned down. Islam doesn't stand for that shit. Also Christianity is polytheistic with not less than five (5) gods. Just be Hindu at that point.

I feel like this is what White people do best: take something from the browns, improve it, and make it ours. If you're open-minded and rational like me, try reading the Quran. You'll like what you find in there, I promise.

Allahu Ackbar and White Power.

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Motu Patlu mogs Touhou in every way possible.

Motu Patlu:

>Had a massive impact on Indian animation, memes, and pop culture. Referenced by countless kids, adults, and meme pages, known and beloved by millions of people worldwide.
>Has been active for over a decade, still making episodes to this very day, racking up millions of views per upload on YouTube and TV broadcasts.
>Is free to watch for everyone, never locks content behind donation walls or "support tiers."
>Bright, absurdist, chaotic, and genuinely funny; never gets old.

Touhou:

>Had very little cultural impact outside of niche weeb forums.
>Was active for a handful of years with scattered fan content carrying it, and then stagnated.
>Its creator constantly milks the fanbase by re-releasing the same type of game, sells merch endlessly, and survives mostly on dedicated cult spending.
>Overall repetitive and self-serious undertone, painfully unfunny and forgettable, with bullet hell gameplay that bores anyone not already converted.

Let’s face it /soy/, SOVLtu PATlu beats Soullhou any day of the week. Cosmos-Maya makes ART purely for the fun of it. They LIKE what they do, as evidenced by the fact that they’ve been animating for years and reaching generations despite making most of their money from syndication, not fandom begging. ZUN, on the other hand, doesn’t even like his creation anymore. He uses it solely for monetary gain and nothing else. ZUN is not proud of Touhou nor its obsessive fanbase, unlike Cosmos-Maya who wholeheartedly love their creation AND its rightfully obtained fanbase who they let decide what ART they want to see next. So, which way, chud? Do you choose to side with the abandoned dumpster fire known as Soullhou, or do you want to see what a REAL series looks like?

Anti-Lucky Star TRVTHNVKE

Probably your encounters with Azumanga fans is limited to very new fans. Those who discovered Azumanga in the last few years. I can imagine they are more accepting/tolerant of random moeslop animes made after Azumanga versus us old Azu fans because to most of the new fans Azumanga is just any random cute-looking slice-of-life style anime, one amongst many, and they don't differentiate and don't think of Azumanga as the "foundational" (in a sense, in many ways) such anime, and don't recognize that all the Azumanga-like-format animes made after Azumanga essentially only exist because of Azumanga and were made to try to profit off of the success of Azumanga, off of the format/style of anime that Azumanga basically invented and made popular.

I've always loved Azumanga and always been repulsed by Lucky Star ever since it was new; everything about it is revolting, and I noticed over the years that the types of people who like Lucky Star tends to be rather revolting types of people; whenever one has seen someone online posting Lucky Star content it has often been a faggot or - nowadays more commonly - a tranny, or some other sort of degenerate. Of course such unsavory people recently have discovered Azumanga and have gotten into it, which is really unfortunate (as in bad for Azumanga - partly through how it causes people who, rightfully, hate "tranime" to avoid Azumanga and thus miss out on it). So if one looks at the two fanbases right now, one sees such people in both. But it wasn't like that at all in the past; the two fanbases consisted of very different kinds of people. My utter distaste for Lucky Star I have also for other similar animes made after Azumanga. It's not a special hatred only for Lucky Star in particular, or limited to Lucky Star. But I indeed strongly dislike it.

It's possible the "Azu fans" you've encountered who "also like Lucky Star" aren't actually Azumanga fans but rather Lucky Star fans first and foremost; meaning they are Lucky Star fans, people who saw Lucky Star first, and then later checked Azumanga out. That could also explain it. You see such Lucky Star fans posting about Azumanga and assume they are "Azumanga fans who like Lucky Star" when rather it's the reverse. Lucky Star fans are much more likely to approve of Azumanga, than Azumanga fans are of Lucky Star.

One reason for why us old Azu fans tend to dislike Lucky Star (aside from due to it being what later got termed moeslop and tranime) is oldfag vs newfaggotry dynamics; we old Azumanga fans feel ourselves to be the original fans of the type of anime established and made famous by Azumanga, and to our eyes the later animes are cheap lazy imitations and fans of those animes feel essentially like "newfags" to us; they've always given off newfaggy vibes. And them being into Lucky Star is something that immediately told us that they're a younger generation of anime viewers who didn't see Azumanga when it was newish. Take a year like 2008 or 2009 or 2010 for example, in that year when one was online and saw someone obsessing over Lucky Star then one automatically knew that was almost certainly someone many years younger who hadn't seen Azumanga; it was like a red flag in that regard, something that alerted one that the individual wasn't watching anime between between 2002-2005 which in turn meant, by extension, that he of course wasn't watching anime in the late 90s. So one automatically knew, due to him being a Lucky Star fan, that he was ignorant of most animes from before Lucky Star and thus ignorant of many of the greatest animes ever made - his experience of anime being limited to Lucky Star and later animes (or if not strictly "limited to" then at least heavily focused in that direction; overwhelmingly being into animes made after Lucky Star - he might of course know about something older that's super famous like NGE or Sailor Moon or DBZ). So Lucky Star has to the proper Azumanga fan's eyes always been associated with anime-newfaggotry and ignorance, and younger people.

I ruined Crimzon Fur’s life with this anti furry/soyjak party bullshit…

Hi you know me for posting about Anti Furries who go after Crimzon to try and stick up for him and shit. Yeah well big news that ruined his life. I’m a horrible girlfriend and I don’t think I can ever make it up to him. He broke up with me for it. He told me that I was riling them up and giving him more reasons to be afraid. He’s scared they’re gonna confront him irl and for a good reason too. I keep pissing them off at the price of him. I was trying to help him by sacrificing my mental health dealing with these jerks. I was too much of an ignorant bitch to realise they were coming after him even more so I was doing this for nothing. It’s all my fault I should’ve never posted shit about these stupid anti furries. I hate that stupid soyjak party website and I just want it deleted and I will do anything in my power to stop people from being harassed by those soyjak-spamming skids. You see I’m a very protective person and I am infamous for sticking up to whoever harms my people and when I do. I STICK UP and that’s fucking terrible because now I just put a bigger target on Crimzon. To think Crimzon could be living a normal life right now if it wasn’t for me. I am a horrible person and I am worse than any anti furry you can think of. I tried to protect him but I failed because I did the opposite. I should’ve known, I should’ve fucking let him ignore the trolls but I didn’t. I wanted to be his personal vigilante and that just fuelled their flames. I’m so sorry. I ruined the only person who liked me’s life and he never even liked me anyways. I’m such an asshole. You don’t have to defend me anymore or claim me. I made everything worse I’m so sorry.

Reply

Honestly as someone who once criticized Crimson but now treats him with respect and doesnt slander him for his past, I feel bad for him aswell. He has gone through some shit and my criticism video was once again only to criticize, but others really were trying to encourage him to end his life and they did lots of heinous shit.

On the other hand, I dont wish death upon you ava cat, but some of the things you've done too are quite bad. Not as bad as doxxing and yada yada but I still haven't forgotten the time you tried to call one of my friends birb a loli enjoyer and spread misinformation, so I'm not surprised Crimson left you himself. But if you changed then once again, past is past as long as you don't repeat it.

Seetherald

You should consider killing youself, this is the biggest example of the pure rot on this site, just pure shit. The sharty is a rotting fucking corpse and you degenerates dance in it pretending its still alive. Fuck you, FUCK YOU, REALLY, i really fucking mean it. You groom groom and groom just like the chuddies, you post brimstone everywhere, i dont just mean it in the way nusoicacas mean it, i mean its literally pure shit. At this point just post scat and shut down the fucking site Quote. I honestly hope the UK goverment shuts down the soysphere because what the actual fuck is this.

Definition of 'p

What the fuck is this websites definition of 'p? 'p stands for real child abusing material which is beyond disgusting and hurts the real child forever. Maybe one of, if not the worst things ever. And now we have some retards who come along and call something 'p because there's a 17yo cartoon character in an inappropriate pose. She doesn't even look like a child, I only understand that disgust if the cartoon character had traits that pedophiles like such as a very child like face and a pre-puberty body. This "everything is 'p" attitude that many people here have is just weird and could be kind of a pedoid projection.

Chud rapes Tranny

*clunk klank clunk klank* the sound of DT's high heels scraping and clamping the uneven-spread concrete floor bellows down the street, as the pale beacon resting upon the cloud cushions, beams enough light to guide the wxman of gothic taste on her march home.

While reaching for xer key, jingling as it does, xhe notices a large shadow being cast above her head, like the sword of damocles just hanging by a thimble of cotton could it be…a black bvll? Xhe turns around with a concoction of anticipation, a hint of lust peppered in and a sting of fear which fizzles and bubbles up into a reaction of laughter, as she roars out

>UGHHCKKKK stupid TWP pecker subhumanoid cuckold fre-AGHHH-

as quickly as the words fell out of her mouth, a hand fell down and grabbed her left leg, pulling it up like a gymnast flexing to score points

>G-GET OFF ME YOU STUPID INCEL CHUD UHGHH YAWNNN disgusting cuck chud goongoring pecker, YOU WILL NEVER BREED with your TINY LITTLE TALLYWHACKER HAHAHAHA! YOU CALL ''THAT'' A PENIS? PEUGHH *SPIT* THAT'LL NEVER SATISFY ME

<oh, but dt, he's just cold and i must find a warm place, a fireplace if you will, to roast my birch log

before dt could organise xer words to form a clumsy reply, xhe screams in shock as the woodpecker that has took flight into xer ladygarden has morphed into an eagle, spreading far and wide ==plap plap plap plap shpphhsplapplp==

>S-STOP IT YOU *AHHHH* YOU VILE CHUD C-C-CUUUCKOLD YOU'LL NEVER BREE-AAGHHHH
the warm, squishy yet firm shaft is ramping up like a rowdy clan of drunks and it seems to be hitting every button imaginable, as DT twitches, squirms and moans…its as if xer body is a bop-it and our hero is going for a high-score!

>im…immmaAghh~ I AM A BLACK BVLL WITH A BIG HORSECOCKERINOOO UGHHHCKK STAHP!!!!

chuddy shoots his cock back up with a twitch, making it slip out of the warm and, unsurprisingly, dirpping hole that constricted like a tourniquet to stop the cock from slipping out

>i need ah ahhh~ i need le co-

<my cock?

>NO! I NEED C-

<cum!?

>I NEED MY COFFEERINO!

<well, I've got just the thing, but this cup comes with cream

>JUST SHUT U-HHHMMMMMOOAAGHH GLUCHKK GLUCHHKC EUGHXKK

chuddy rams even harder, giving xer punching-bag the equivalent of mike tyson at his best after what felt like seconds for chuddy, but hours for dt, he rips his cock out like the starting of a chainsaw and he grabs her ample, yet skinny, buttox and pulls her down ontop of him

>Y-YOURE NOT MAKING ME DO T-THIS IM TOTALLY THINKING ABOUT BBC BVLLS KILLING YT BOI CRACKERS

Her lying all falls flat, as she cant take xer almost fluorescent candy-purple eyes of him, as she's obviously not imagining anything of the sort, or maybe xhe's imaging this happening somewhere less cold! ==plapplshslapsqertsquelchsquelchsqwrrtt==

>I-I CANT HOLD ON I SWEAR THIS IS ONLY HAPPENING BECAUSE…BEC-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

her scream being drowned out by the pitter-patter of her squirt hitting the other side of the street. a new record perhaps?

Before xhe can come up with another excuse to mask her enjoyment, a hot sensation seems to be glooping its way inside the very hole she swore to protect from 'pisscel chud goonhitlers'.

as the semen slowly trickles out of it, ==WPAAAAMM== DT is sent flying back onto the ground with a swift punch, knocking every star and galaxy into her vision, and xhe lays their, leaking 3 different types of fluid, utterly defeated.

all xhe can think of is xer shitposting career

>h-how can i post all that stuff now…w-when its not even TRUE! >what if he comes back again!?

xhe whimpers to herself

>what if he comes back~

the blood streaking across xer face drowns out from the blushing of her cheeks

>Maybe just one more dying chuddy on the log

Japan Lost

china WON

korea WON

thailand WON

taiwan WON

vietnam WON

hong kong WON

cambodia WON

laos WON

malaysia WON

the philippines WON

singapore WON

burma WON

the united states WON

japs LOST

tranime LOST

2chan LOST

2 ATOM BOMBS, 2.6 MILLION DEATHS, 2% IMMIGRANT POPULATION, 22% SUICIDE RATE FOR MEN, 200 MORE YEARS AS AN AMERICAN PUPPET STATE

YOU HAVE NOTHING, GOOKS. YOU FUCKING LOST! YOU WILL NEVER BE AN EMPIRE. YOU WILL NEVER ANNEX CHINA. YOU WILL NEVER LOWER YOUR SUICIDE RATE. YOU WILL NEVER BE WOMEN.

YOUR ONLY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS WORLD ARE PEDOPHILIA AND FAGGOTRY. YOUR NATION IS AN ETERNAL LAUGHINGSTOCK. YOU ARE THE JARTY BUT IN THE FORM OF AN ASIAN NATION. YOU. FUCKING. LOST. AND WE WILL NEVER STOP GEGGING AT YOU FOR IT.

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