Moderate inconvenience
A moderate inconvenience is a medium sized, deliberately annoying prank that doesn't do any long term physical or social harm, unlike a Major inconvenience, but still requires effort from the target to overcome unlike a generally ignorable Minor inconvenience. Sometimes, 'zas aren't good enough, but your target isn't doing anything antimatter enough to warrant a major inconvenience. Think of moderate inconveniences as a middle ground, obviously.
As always, remember to practice proper OPSEC, Demon.
ChipNVKE
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Main article: Chipnuke
Using https://getchipdrop.com/, you can order a truck load of woodchips and other logging/landscaping debris to be dumped on the target's lawn or driveway. This method was first discovered during KIRKIVERSARY '26, but it's first use was actually during the Soylem Witch Hunt. But didn't go as planned because Chipdrop doesn't work with apartments. Available in the US, Canada, Yookay and Australia.
Steps:
- Click <Sign up for free
- Click the Recipient option
- Make an account, using the target's name and location. Use a burner email, password, and phono so you can access shieet[Someone needs to check if you actually need to do this with an email address/phono you actually use for any further steps after delivery]
- Fill out the request, optionally request logs to get a faster response
- yada yada you should know how to mail random bullshit to literal whophonos the Sharty has 'oxed by now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilAv8SzB_Aw
Purchase OrderNVKE
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How to 'ape someone IRL using purchase orders (POs):
Corporations don't buy things by actually paying for them, they send out a PO, which is just a promise to pay later after the goods or services have been rendered. This is standard business practice.
- Take an anonymous prepaid credit card
- Buy an anonymous VoIP fax service
- Obtain a professional looking form from a print shop
- Fax POs through tor
- Most companies will ship no questions asked after receiving a PO. Said companies will come after your target and sue them and ruin their credit, and they'll have fucking tons of shit that they don't know what to do with.
(You) can have steel beams and giant drums of chemicals dumped on people's lawns. You can also just give "PO numbers" over the phone, but if its more than 10k of shit at once they'll definitely want a PO faxed. If its a big shop that has their shit down like IBM or Adobe, no matter how much you order from them, even if its $5 they'll want a signed faxed PO.
Imagine steel niggers girders on someone's fucking lawn (or shitloads of oxycotin)
DateNVKE
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This involves signing your target up for dating sites. Be sure to include their phono in their profile if you can find it so their messages get flooded with horny jeets.
Another potential method of a DateNVKE doesn't involve any intention of dating at all. You go on a 'orn site (but DON'T show ANY 'orn or you VVILL be 'nished) and post a comment claiming to be a white woman looking for phone sex (best achieved on a popular video). Then you include the victim's phono. Soon enough, horny jeets will see it and will beg for bobs, vagene or even text a photo of their filthy jeet peckers. Only do this if you're okay with being exposed to satan's ZOGstone known as 'ornography
*$image,media to your custom filters. You aren't there to goon, you're there to unleash chaos onto the victim's messages.
YellowpagesNVKE
[edit | edit source]Probably the most chaotic inconvenience of all time, and also the gemmiest but also hardest to pull off.
This involves coordinating as many people as possible showing up to the target at the same time for as many different reasons as possible. Except the police, SWATTING is ILLEGAL and unfunny. So is wasting the police's time!
To start, get absolutely EVERY business you know of in the area to show up. Decide a time in advance, get a phonobook for the area, and go through it A to Z contacting everyone available to show up to the location at the decided time. This'll likely need to be prepared days in advance so do not tell the thread everyone you summon, or else snitches may stop most of the fun. Get every appointment as close as possible to the target time as possible.
Once it's the scheduled day, this is when you can start ordering fast response stuff like 'zaNVKEs and food delivery in general.
Make sure to use everything on the list of minor inconveniences as well, and don't forget to tell local news (both newspapers and TV stations) that something big is gonna happen on 67 Nophono Avenue, and that they better send a news team to check it out or they'll be suckers!
Ideas:
- Everything on the Minor inconveniences page; see that page for more info
- Facebook events. Claim you're hosting a party or other gathering there.
- Rideshare services like Uber and Lyft.
- Really everything on this page as well.
