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Harmless pranks are legal in most places besides Louisiana. Louisiana is the only place where this is illegal. The penalty if caught is up to $500 and/or six months jail time. (As if you're going to get caught anyway. Right, opsecGOD?)
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT A MINOR INCONVENENCE THAT DOESN'T DO SHIT TO MY LIFE!!!!!!!! MY DAY IS RUINED WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
A minor inconvenience, also known as a harmless prank, is a small, deliberately annoying prank you make a dox target experience that's just irritating enough to bother xhem, but not serious enough to be considered real harm or a big problem (despite how much you want xhem to suffer). If you dox someone, there are many gemmy activities you can do to take the piss out of xhem.
This one is pretty simple. Order a pay-at-the-door pizza to someone's house. When the pizza arrives the pizza guy will be asking for payment and the victim will likely be blacklisted for "prank calling". To generate the most seethe, pick gross toppings like anchovies and other things that don't make sense (but don't make it too obvious that it's a prank, otherwise it might not get delivered). You can also set your order to arrive at an annoying time for the target, like very late at night on a weekday (ev&oe most targets are unemployed so it's snca).
Make sure to not be obvious, (You) can order online instead of using your real phone number and as long as you're using a VPN you probably won't get caught. Don't order 6 gorillion pizzas with pineapple over and over because you most likely will get caught. And your order will be cancelled.
The current record for most pizzas sent to one individual within one day is 10, which was achieved during the KIRKIVERSARY OF '26.
The following Pizza places allow you to pay ahead of time. If you are outside the country of the target, you may need to set your VPN to that country for the pizza place to accept your order.
On Dominoes, you may also apply ‘Zas for a Cause by donating to St. Jude.
Note that if your target resides outside the US, your options unfortunately shrink significantly. Most other countries are very cashless and you'll have a hard time finding a 'za chain that takes physical cash.
This one's also pretty simple. If you can get your dox target's phono you can go to this website that will call them to wake them up. Be sure to set it to call them super early in the morning, or super late at night to generate the most seethe.
This method will probably only work on your target once because they can ask that they pretty please put their phono on a do-not call list.
Another simple method of inconvenience is sending a shit-ton of free boxes from shipping companies like USPS. Most of the time, if the person you're delivering to isn't home or is busy and doesn't reject the delivery on arrival, they'll be left with an entire doorstep full of empty boxes and shipping materials with no uses for them. For the funniest reactions, make sure to send as many of the largest boxes they have and containers meant for transporting cremated remains. (Of course ALWAYS remember to use a VPN when doing this and the 'oxed victims info on the account)
Yet another simple method. If you can get your dox target's eMail address you can use this website to FLOOD xer eMail with MOUNTAINS of junk mail. Defaults at 12 eMails per minute, but you can make send up to 60 a minute for MAXIMUM SEETHE.
The best part about this method is that you can pay to have the UPS man show up and ask for a signature of it. Do keep in mind that it does require payment.
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WHEN YOU COPYRIGHT STRIKE SOMEBODY, MAKE SURE TO REPEAT IT AT LEAST 3 TIMES SO THE CHANNEL IS PROPERLY TERMINATED AND ALWAYS USE FAKE BUT VALID INFORMATION OF ANOTHER 'OXXED INDIVIDUAL.
If they have a 'tube channel, you can file false copyright strikes against their videos to strike their channel and get it terminated. However, this will show your gmail to the target so only use a burner account.
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Say you're selling or giving something away for free at their address and convince people to meet them there. Soon enough there will be random people knocking on their door, scaring the shit out of them. The craigslist method is especially effective, since you can do whatever you set your mind to on there besides posting in different regions within 24 hours. You can reliably sendcrackhead side hustlers to trannies houses for years on end since as long as the postings stay up you're guaranteed to get reppys. Despite being the most overpowered minor inconvenience method, nobátor besides me does this on a regular basis, so make sure you try this out during the next 'ox, nuswa.
If you have enough info on someone and xey happen to live somewhere in the US, you can sign xem up for a job in several fast food chains through web. This is almost easier than sending 'zas and it has the added effect of blacklisting the victim from ever getting a job at every goyslop place.
If one of the targets is a notable online gegbull, such as an Onlyfans gooner or streamer/YouTuber, you can contact xem claiming to be a huge fan and that you'll pay xem thrembillion dollars to come to your birthday. Give them the address of another gegbull in the area.
This option is the one that probably provides the most minor inconvenience since the book will most likely go right in the garbage. It’s still funny though to imagine the ~20 seconds of confusion on the victim’s face.
Remember to not write like a retard when sending a parentNVKE, as they may ignore all further attempts to reach them if the message is incomprehensible. If the target lives with xheir parents, a parentNVKE is considered a major inconvenience.
ParentNVKEs, also known as mom/dadNVKEs, are a quintessential tactic in getting targets to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING by messaging a person's parents informing them of their online conduct. This has to be done quite carefully as sending too many messages from multiple different accounts may cause them to think it's a harassment campaign (or lend credence to the target's version of events).
Template parentNVKE
Subject: Your [SON/DAUGHTER], [TARGET NAME], is [WHAT THEY DID].
Hello Mr./Mrs. [LAST NAME],
I am writing with regards to a very concerning matter. It has come to my attention that your [SON/DAUGHTER], [TARGET NAME] has been [WHAT THEY DID] under their online alias [USERNAME]. Evidence for this can be found in the links below:
[LINKS TO ACCOUNTS, INCLUDING ARCHIVES, SCREENSHOTS, AND AN EXPLANATION OF THE DOXTRAIL. IF THE ATTACHED CONTENT IS GRAPHIC, REMEMBER TO MENTION IT]
I apologize for having to bring this to your attention, as I am sure it must come as quite a shock to you. Please, have a discussion with [TARGET NAME] and urge them to stop what they are doing and remove all the offending material from the internet, as the relevant authorities may be contacted otherwise.
Please don't hesitate to contact me if you require any further evidence or explanation.
If you have your target's contact information (mainly Discord), you can post it on /soc/ claiming to be an 18-21 year old girl. Post in threads with titles referencing dating, marriage, relationships, or just one of their million 'cord threads that they let fill up the catalog. Within minutes, their inbox will be full of fat, greasy 4channers who are desperate to get laid. This is a really easy one because you don't even need a fulldox to do it. All you need is contact information which they probably give out anyway.
Exactly what it says on the tin, if your target is an Amerimutt and you have their email, you can sign your target up for the Patriot Front, which you can do here: https://patriotfront.us/join (Be sure to read the manifesto and try not to sound like a troll otherwise it might not get accepted). This can result in their email and phone being flooded with messages and calls telling them to take part in events becuase they don't think anyone would sign up just to not want to join.
This, if it leaked that they joined, could be a major inconvenience that could lead to a BossNVKE. If your target lives with shitlib parents, could even lead to a ParentNVKE.
ULINE, a company that specialises in various industrial products, offers a free, print magazine. These magazines, especially the Full Catalog, are heavier than 'cado and have upwards of 45,000 advertisements for junk you OR your target will never need. You should be able to put anything into the Full Name and Company categories for extra gegs.[You just can, okay?] You can order one here: https://www.uline.com/CustomerService/RequestCatalog
Solid alternative to a 'zaNVKE in the off-chance your target live outside ANY 'za chain's delivery radius, won't take cash above an impossibly small amount or has no 'za chains nearby. It also has the added benefit of coming at random times so your target also may never know.
This method consists on registering your target to Lesotho's newspapers, government employment or anything related to the country. Lesotho's Diaspora Newspaper is the first example to have been ever used during Operation NNN II.
If you're going to do this, remember to share it on the Sharty so others can sneed. Do not be a selfish little fuck and leave the GEGS to yourself. Remember to always use a VPN so the glowies don't 'ape you.
