/nate/ Wars

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/nate/ Wars were a series of skirmishes among users of the infamous /nate/ board, which allows all content not normally permitted in the site, save for obvious things such as ‘P. This, however has allowed gooning to fester inside the board, prompting users to fight for control of the catalog by spamming threads trying to slide all gooner posts and threads. Often times this results in an active front where opposing sides bump and sage threads back and forth where both gooners and moralfags constantly spammed the board for several hours at a time, sometimes even overtaking /soy/ in PPH during these clashes and at one point even doubling.

First /nate/ War

Prelude

After Froot hid /nate/, a gooner posted the things he goons to, consisting of fetish content such as feet, femdom, BDSM, etc. However, spammers attempt to cattywipe /nate/ from time to time. After /nate/ was increased to 40 pages, and an hourly thread limit was instated, it became difficult to wipe everything off the catalog. On March 12th 2024, by chance, the /nate/ gooner posted the infamous Zone Ankha video (expected from him since its also femdom). This thread then attracted another Ankhafag who contributed with more Ankha porn. This soon grew into a community on /nate/, forming the Ankha faction, and populating /nate/. The OG /nate/ gooner also joins them and posts fetishistic stuff at an increased rate.

Beginning

/nate/ overpasses /soy/ pph

The increase in porn threads made anti-gooners take action. Arguably, the first anti-gooner to join the battle was the Never Goon Minion. During this time, the Minionposter would fill the hourly thread limit with posts that call for the gooning to stop. This starts a drama between Ankhafags and Minionfag. During this time, a purple minion, based on the evil minions from Despicable Me 2, posts threads taunting Minionfag. Gooners also falseflag Minionfag. During this period, other anti-gooners started to spam, but they are similarly limited by the thread limit.

On March 16th, minionCHADs organize a raid on /nate/. During the raid, they bumped the non-goon and Minion posts scattered along the 40 page catty. This all occurs while the gooners are asleep. They also make a thread on /q/ asking to delete /nate/, which might’ve lead to the Janny intervention and war escalation.

Escalation

Once the thread limit was lifted, a never ending spam war started, one side spamming porn and the other side spamming various other things to stop the porn. This spam war so severe that it significantly slowed down the servers. Sharty shut down for almost half a day after this, however it is not confirmed if lag generated /nate/ spam was responsible the shutdown or not. There was an unknown rogue janitor who helped the anti-gooner side. He used his janny powers to delete the and auto-sage Ankha threads. He got exposed for power-abusing and got reported to the mods. This janny presumably lost his janny privileges after this event, as the threads stopped getting deleted afterwards.

On March 19th, ROOT makes a thread asking the soldiers on /nate/ whether the pages should be reduced to 5 or 10, ultimately choosing 10 pages. The OP includes an Animal Crossing macro, alluding to the possibility that ROOT is making this decision because of the war. This change forces the gooners to bump their threads more often, which they would do for hours, due to the unrelenting spambots.

Climax

On March 20th, a spammer would go under the persona of italian left-communist Amadeo Bordiga and spam gore all over /nate/, along with a variant of the communist gangster police state copypasta. Among the carnage, Ankhafag keeps xheir threads up for more than 24 hours. This level of bumo rivals that of zelligfags.s

On march 21st around 10:00 UTC all gooner threads are slid by the combined agency of Donald Trump, Whitesquare poster and possibly other, less recognizable individuals, who don't avatarfag. Any subsequent threads made by them continue to be swiftly slid as well as spammed with gore well into the lunch hours, 13:00 UTC. Waring continues well into the evening hours until the ankhafag concedes defeat and leaves the conflict. Later, Never Goon Minion capitalizes on the full wipe by shutting down thread creation for several hours, using the same thread limit that hindered anti-gooners in the past. This occurs at approximately 4:00 UTC on March 22nd.

Root cracks down on spam

The message displayed when trying to post before the anti-spam cooldown

Thread per hour limit has been set by root due to mod logs being unintelligible.

Root calls for a flood ceasefire in nate.

Necrobumping

Gooners tend to use large threads that they tend to bump in 1-5 minute intervals during catalog wipes. The reason they didn't spam before March 27th is because it is hard to defend multiple threads, and also because it was more convenient for them to make singular goon threads.

This strategy was rendered obsolete after March 27th.

Wipe Baiting

Wipe baiting is one of the last resorts employed by gooners. It was used in both conflicts, but became more frequent after March 27th, as a replacement for necrobumping. After an anti-goon catty wipe, the baiter would post a single porn thread. This is intended to wear anti-gooners down and cause seethe, but it is ultimately ineffective, beause 9 times out of 10, anti-gooners follow through and wipe it anyway.

Thread Limit Exploit

Before March 27th, both sides would spam all their threads at a certain time, timing bumps with this schedule to wipe off the opposing side's threads. After a full wipe, this can be used to effectively shut down threadmaking until the next window appears. This was utilized most effectively by the gooners.

Bumps disabled

On March 27th, bumps got disabled. The thread limit also gets raised, or removed. This is a massive win for the AGC, considering that it is now impossible for gooners to keep their threads up. (even doe it also means it's easier to make porn threads?) <- Gooners can't save their threads from catty wipes anymore, and filling them with goon material isn't feasible anymore, which previously brought gooners closer to victory. Gooners are put at a considerable disadvantage because of this change.

As expected, the gooners can't keep their threads up, but only counterspam. The counterspam fails because most of the gooners are used to necrobumping every 3-15 minutes. Anyone can cattywipe the NSFW, and the conditions of /nate/ are once again hostile for gooners. After these changes, gooners give up.

Porn Gets Filtered

While all of this was happening, the 'p filter developed by Root was auto-deleting random porn images since the start. This was noticed by Ankhaposters too. The filter has always been faulty and flagged random images for 'p. The filter seems to detect certain body parts to determine whether it's porn or not (even if the image is just a pair of feet, it can detect it.) After March 28th, the filter appears to have become a lot harsher. Currently it detects and deletes almost anything that is even remotely porn. It doesn't work on gifs/videos though.

Always Goon Coomer

After the avatargooners were forced out of /nate/, and bunkered in /qa/, a new challenger appeared. Goon More Coomer made his entrance by spamming threads saying "ALWAYS GOON" and "GOON MORE" He got a few catty wipes with his goon material, but Never Goon Trump and Co. would always push back hours later with cattywipes, spinning copypastas, and TND gore.

Coomerfag showed visible frustration and seethe as a result of these spam waves. Eventually, Goon More Coomer made a thread enlisting Chuds on /soy/ into his goon army, bringing the drama to the average soyteen's perception again. It backfired, and lead to an increase of anti-gooner bumps and threads on /nate/. The thread was met with a high volume of soyquotes, and a wave of Never Goon Minions in the thread.

Goon More Coomer usually false flags Never Goon Trump, and seethes at the Never Goon army. His usual retort is "NATE IS A NSFW BOARD" because he fails to understand that gore is considered NSFW and cattywiping is encouraged on /nate/. He also thinks repeating "gooners won" will make him automatically win.

Result

Near the end of the first conflict, Never Goon Trump began rotating the threads with PATRIQT style bumps. This alone severely disrupted goon threads, and made them easier to wipe. This strategy resulted in non-Ankha goon threads sliding off quickly.

Ankhafag attempted to negotiate. Responses were mixed, but Never Goon Trump didn't amuse the potential ceasefire.

Gooners began to post in anti-gooner threads, being unable to make fresh threads, spelling defeat. Gangster police schizo also spammed remaining goon threads and posts with TND and copypastas. Despite the thread limit, the anti-gooner's strategy lead to an anti-gooner win.

Following March 27th, /nate/ returned to the place it once was. Gooners are washed away by every spamwave that comes through. The availability for anyone to cattywipe has lead to more avatarfags on the anti-goon side. After the war, anti-gooners reigned the catty. The remaining gooners resorted to posting in the sticky.

Controversy

Accurate portrayal of the White Square Spammer

Anti-gooners have been accused of being worse than the gooners, because some of them spam TND gore and other glowie content. There has also been infighting between Furfag and the TND spammers.

The SiegePoster is an actual Satan worshipper and pedophile, his 'cord was also leaked by a gooner.

The Xitter post in question

The Twitter Incident

The Twitter Incident is a screenshot of a 14 y/o tranny's post on Twitter. In the post, vx5590 claims authorship over the thread that organized the first cross-board raid. Xe posts a screenshot of the thread as proof. The motive behind this post is questionable, but it's likely a falseflag.

In one of the threads the screenshot was posted in, the Incident was debunked, with the revelation that the screenshot of the thread was already uploaded to this very wiki, on March 18th. Furthermore, it was posted on the Shemalie before the upload.

These facts compromise the validity of the Xitter troon's claim.

Dust Wars

The Dust Wars was the resulting aftermath of the /nate/ War. It was mostly a perpetual cycle of anti-gooners wiping the catalog, and a baiter creating a new thread every time.

Beginning

With the previous two AGC victories, hype around the /nate/ War died down. The dynamics quickly changed to a lone gooner baiting the spammers.

The two main anti-gooners were Morgan Freeman and Babyposter. The main gooner was a baiter. After a week, it was apparent that /nate/ itself was dying.

Timeline

Morgan Freeman tries to make the sticky lag by spamming spinning glowing copypastas with emojis included. This successfully shuts down the entire thread, until it all gets deleted by a janny the day after.

On April 3, Jartycuck posts links to /nate/ on /soy/ while spamming extreme bdsm with the phrase "List of things Soytan is built for". Never Goon Trump and an Oekaki spammer join back in.

On April 5, Foot-fag and NuGayporn-fag wipe /nate/ with webms of gay porn. A soyteen makes a thread on /soy/ calling for a cattywipe. A spiderman poster and Never Goon Trump wipe the catty.

That same day, a mod locks the sticky, and posts a meme of SFW femROOT. The Impact Bold caption reads "ROOT DISAPPROVES OF / OF YOUR GOONING" Soon after, bumps are re-enabled. This leads to a spike in activity that sustains for many hours. Gooner threads still slide off. The same day, McCaptcha gets disabled for /soy/ and /nate/.

On April 7, the sticky gets unlocked. Later, gooners raid /korea/, Shemmy's /nate/ clone, getting it taken down.

On the Sharty's /q/ board, two opposing threads are made a few days apart, both requesting certain changes to /nate/. The pro-gooner thread asks for McCaptcha to return, while the anti-gooner thread asks for a lower bump limit. Both requests are met, near-instantly.

On April 11, Morgan Freeman and Babyjak both switch to smaller images, both 64x64 pixels and smaller than 2 kilobytes. This is presumably to optimize the upload speed during spamwaves, while maintaining their identities

Intermittent Ceasefires

Sometimes, threads may stay up for more than 6 hours, with no spam occuring. During these periods, neutral random posts may be made. Conversations may also occur during these ceasefires.

Conclusion

Over the course of the war, the conflict steadily lowered to pre-/nate/ War levels, mostly due to the spammers realizing they cannot either lose or win. Somewhere around april, most of the spammers from both sides withdrew because of demoralization, and the gooner community slowly reclaimed the board by summer, occasionally attacked by a nuspammer.

/nate/ remained a NSFW board, and the porn and nuspam-filled catalogue made it a non-worthwhile board to post on for anyone. The war was shortly re-ignited during the time 4chan was down, but died down right afterwards. What's left is mountains of gay porn with nobody to fight it. The sticky itself remains as a vessel for containing the history of verbal conflicts, gore, and goon material, from both of the /nate/ Wars, if anyone could ever stomach all of it at once.

Second /nate/ War

The Second /nate/ War, aka the /nate/ Conflict of 2025 is a continued series of skirmishes among users of the infamous /nate/. It involves two conflicts where anti-gooners brawled it out with the gooners of /nate/, through necrobumps and catty wiping.

Prelude

After the great /nate/ War and the subsequent Dust War, conflicts were thought to have ceased, with /nate/ becoming a dnb. This result persisted throughout the rest of 2024.

In 2025, the Great Cuckset caused a horde of 4cuck immigrants to flock to /nate/, with Froot's administration accomodating them with 80 pages on /nate/. This sparked an active conflict.

First Conflict

On April 21th 2025, what started as a Trvmp spam, turned into a full on catty wiping by AGDS (Anti-Gooner Death Squad). Any new thread, which included porn was completely saged, not giving it a chance to appear. Soon there started to be Never Goon Minion spam, Chud spam, trying to make /nate/ into Dan board, and oh yeah, White Square Spammer came back. The spam has gotten to the point of calling in jannies, which resulted in two teens being banned (NeverGoon and Dan) for spam btw.

This was a light hearted spam which thankfully didn't involve gore.

This conflict resulted in the 250000 GET for Trvmp.

On May 12th, /nate/ was reduced to a single thread that could be replaced every 15 minutes. This made further conflict impossible to conduct. /nate/ was already dead by this time, due to 4cuck immigrants returning, therefore the conflict might've ended sooner.

Second Conflict

During summer 2025, /nate/ was reverted back to 5 pages for some reason and started getting recolonized by all kinds of undesirables, but out of the greasy swarthoid clump of gooners the gay furry femboy porn posters became the most prominent. This caused an immediate reaction from soyteens, who started recurring incursions into /nate/ with the goal of making keeping gooner threads afloat impossible for AIDS victims. Unfortunately, during this conflict the furfaggots became considerably more persistent and autistic, negrobumping their threads for up to 12 hours at a time.

Quotist Conspiracy

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

The persistence on keeping a containment board and even expanding it back to 5 pages has caused some soyteens to believe that soyjak.party staff or even Quote are among the regular /nate/ posters, which is why all this pandering occurs. Another factor of such theories arising is the constant banning of /nate/ catty wipers for so-called "botting", with no proof of it ever taking place being provided. Whether this is true or not, the state of /nate/ during the conflict has diminished Quote's public perception even further, with frequent threads appearing on /soy/ with unanswered calls to delete the board entirely. Some of these threads even had furfags post borderline porn in them unpunished.

Result

During the great Tranimassacre of 2025, /nate/ was completely nuked. Soyteens from around the world celebrated the death of the coal board (ev&oe Quotecord will bring it back anyways because xhey love flipflopping between gooning to horse porn and being for the 'eens).

Gallery

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  Antigooner thread
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  Feetfag thread
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  Nigga has been doing this all day kek
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  A truce between the two parties
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  Root mentions the change of pages on /nate/ with an Ankha GIF referencing The Nate War
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  The Never Goon Minion
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  KNQCK KNQCK NIGGER
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  Never Gooners Won
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  The Goon Minion
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  One of the SiegePoster threads
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  The ''Weed Girl'' Drawfag would take images posted by Ankhafags and edit them with nun outfits, Ankhafags would take a liking to the edits and repost them often
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  The height of the march 21st AGC offensive, the main ankha thread got wiped and for hours to come threads would get quickly wiped/spammed with gore before having a chance to take off
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  Gooners on their many takeovers (March 26)
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  Gigachad, furries, and Trump attempt to wipe the board during March 25th

  >christmas theme >>christmas theme

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  An anti-goon gorespammer posts an oekaki taunting a pornposter for giving up during a spamwave (March 27th)
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  It's revealed thru ban logs that White Square Spammer is french