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>Though maybe you were looking for /dan/?
This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.
This nigga has AssburgersPlease remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!

Dan is the SoyBooru's version of Nate meant to represent a user of the site.

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> Kill yourself you obsessed kazakh naughty professor nigger cracker ballsack tickler shitalian hailing from shithole town, you will never be a goddamn woman you hear me? Circumflex most obsessed mexilard o algo <
Dan Bykes, https://soybooru.com/post/view/NIGGERSNCACOUNTRYWAR#35526

Dan was created on a /soy/ thread proposing the creation of an expressive meme for the Booru. He is often used in contexts where you want to depict a user from it in a way that a regular Nate wouldn't suffice, in fact he represents the kind of Soyteen that browses primarily the booru instead of the Sharty. In many posts, Dan is even represented as having a rivalry with his Sharty counterpart. As usual, he's a recolor that uses an orange shirt and can be depicted using pretty much any variant. The name 'Dan' is a pun and a reference to Danbooru, the most popular booru site that served as inspiration for most other ones (including the SoyBooru) but some also say Dan Bykes is his full name whoever it's more for a reverse name effect like Nate Higgers, which would make something like "Ban Dykes" but nobody cares about Dykes anyways. In terms of personality, he easily gets in namefag fights and countrywars. He also likes self-inserting and slopjaks.

The original thread he was made in is now lost due to Internet Archive refusing to archive soysphere sites.

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Dan Bykes was born on July 13, 2010, in Denver, Colorado. Since from an early age, his parents (Nathaniel Bykes and Mary Bykes) noticed that something was off with him, as he would only eat chicken nuggets and refused to watch anything that wasn't trains or Shaun the sheep. At age 10, he was diagnosed with autism, and he was introduced to the Sharty in 2023 by his online friend, Nate Higgers. He wasn't really that interested in the sharty, but got very interested in a side website called the soybooru. He would (and still does) spend hours on the 'ru, arguing with niggers and namefags alike.

He is friends with Nate, and another SEVERELY autistic friend named James, who spams templates on this very wiki. Apart from these two niggers, Dan doesn't have many friends due to a certain factor.

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