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Soy-Frog War

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Soy-Frog War

Failed dam
Date2000 B.C - somewhere in late 2024
Location
The sharty
Result -
Belligerents

Soy:

Soyteens

Supported by:

Averi enthusiasts [1]

Frog:

Leaking frogs

Frog pond

Supported by:

Frogs from Shemmy
Commanders and leaders
Cobson Donald Duck
Casualties and losses
  • Soyjak wiki down
  • Soyak.party down
  • Soyjak.party down
  • 50 shekels
  • 4 years of server host's time wasted
  • A lot of Averis embeded in frogs
  • 2 Frog Pond domains down[NOT studied by snopes]
  • Frog Pond gets merged with the Shoally later on
  • The Soy-Frog War is a war between leaky frog ponders and basically all soyteens.

    History[edit | edit source]

    The spark[edit | edit source]

    On January 8, 2022, a seething frog 4chinner took down the bald man with glasses site with 'p falseflag.[2][3] Many other frogs would celebrate this and earn a bad reputation among soyteens.

    Baits, samefagging, and falseflagging[edit | edit source]

    After the spark, frogs would begin posting all kinds of bait and see themself higher than soyteens. They would start coaling up the sharty by samefagging and falseflagging. Experts discovered 0% of frogs' "proof" are snope confirmed and each thread has the maximum of 2 frogs. Due to this, they were added to the list of the coal thats killing /soy/.

    Site takedowns[edit | edit source]

    Frogs constantly take down sharty and sharty official splinters by @'ing namecheap on reddit 2 due to "raids" even doe /raid/ was moved to the bunker which means the namecheap owner Ritard Kikendall is a tranny and removes shit without fack checking.[4][5][6][7][2][3][8] They've done this at least 3 times, and also possibly DDoS'ed soyak.party.

    Splinters[edit | edit source]

    The Frog Pond[edit | edit source]

    Despite having their own splinter, frogs are obsessed with cartoon bald men with glasses; to a point where they have a board dedicated to the cartoon bald man with glasses party site and it's almost all the time the second most active board if not the most active board with a whopping 1 poster who came from /qa2/ to praise some selfish little fuck who made an email to namecheap. [9] This seems to be no longer the case as they distanced from the Soysphere, and have since moved on to occasionally BTFOing tranimefags on 4/a/ instead.

    The Shemmy[edit | edit source]

    Many frogs come from shemmy, due to shemmy being the nemesis of the sharty (RIP jarty) and the frog pond being more dead than Hitler. [9] Inside shemmy, you can find friendly frogs.[10]

    Blepe[edit | edit source]

    It is said Blepe was created by a soyteen to combat the frogs, and it died because everyone decided to use Cobson.

    kino.js[edit | edit source]

    https://soyjak.st/js/kino.js is a js that causes some users to be redirected to the frog pond.[Marge...] No one knows anything about this but it's there. Former president adolf frooter is believed to be the person behind this.

    Soy-Frog War is part of a series on
    Wars and Conflicts


    Wars on the 'ru and the Wiki [-+]
    Minor conflicts [-+]
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    Citations

    1. https://archive.ph/OVmk4
    2. 2.0 2.1 https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/85124904/
    3. 3.0 3.1 https://warosu.org/g/thread/85124904
    4. Fact checked by CIA, FBI, and the Congress
    5. https://archive.is/AYYiY
    6. https://archive.is/VBW8N#8675784
    7. https://ghostarchive.org/archive/v0GdF
    8. https://qa2triots.win/soicuck/
    9. 9.0 9.1 https://marge.moe/site/ribbitrally/
    10. holy shit they like soi?