Per capita
Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet
to debunk these heckin' bigots.
Per capita is a gemmy way of measuring statistics, however is disliked by troons and plebbit as it makes their wholesome and valid people of colour appear more bad.
Examples
[edit | edit source]Nusois fall for 90% of bait
[edit | edit source]Despite being 10% of the population, nusois fall for 90% of all bait posts.
13% of the population commits 50% of the murder
[edit | edit source]FBI statistics show that black people commit disproportionate amount of violent crime in the U.S.[how is this per capita doe? this is statistics]
Faggots
[edit | edit source]Despite being 2% of the population, faggots commit 50% of child sexual assault[it just is, ok?].
Dr. Cumskin
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Dr. Ichabod Cumskin is the scientist who invented Per capita.
Cumskin was created to make fun of how brown people (specifically Indians) are unable to cum up with any original insults instead just copying other people's then going 'I know you are but what am I' thus creating this Aryan Wigga. Comically Indians don't understand that this character is made to make fun of their habits and post him unironically in the replies of posts they don't like.
Backstory
[edit | edit source]Dr. Ichabod Cumskin was sitting underneath a mayo tree coping with the fact that mayo pigs rape dogs and fuck their sisters.
He wondered how to make whites appear less violent and shieeeet when suddenly a jar of Mayonnaise landing on his head giving him the idea of Per Capita.
Unlike Darkies, Dr. Cumskin is a useful member of society who has multiple jobs like:
- Statistician
- Lecturer
- Inventor
- Dog masturbator
Dr. Lindsay Cumskin
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Dr. Lindsay Cumskin (born as Lindsay Clancy) is Dr. Cumskin's wife. She invented postpartum disorder after murdering her and Dr. Cumskin's children.
Bishop Mayopig
[edit | edit source]Bishop Mayopig is an ancestor of Dr. Cumskin and the writer of viking savagery.
After finding out that christcucks pillaged tribes, burnt heathen temples, raped their women and children he knew he had to write a documentary to cope to make christcucks seem more victimized and sheeeitttt and make other religions seem more oppressive, so he wrote about viking savagery.
Dr. Shitskin
[edit | edit source]Dr. Tareq Shitskin is the scientist who invented the economic concept known as Purchasing Power Parity
PPP (Purchasing Power Parity) is used to compare the wealth of countries in terms of their local costs of living, rather than directly through exchange
Consequentially, viewing international GDP stats through the lens of PPP makes brown people look richer and white people look poorer. It's the greatest cope invented by shitskins. If, for instance, 1 US dollar is 100 Indian Rupees, and the average American makes 100 dollars a day, while the average Indian makes 5000 rupees a day, the direct exchange would mean that the average Indian is half as wealthy as the average American. However, if we use PPP and take the average cost of living into account, we assume that everything in India such as food, housing, transportation, etc costs about half of that in the US, then the average PPP wealth of the Indian and the American is the same.
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