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> I TAKE GET 50 <
Someone posting Feraljak in a reply to a thread, taking GET 50[1]

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/phonk/ was a board on soyjak.party created on May 7th, 2026. The board used the workaholic theme, which was also /dem/'s default theme.

Not much is known about the board, but its first post was an image of Trollge with the text: "this MIGHT be the tuffest video of all time😂"[2] Upon the discovering of the board, soyteens began to spam the catalog in hopes it surpassed /soy/ in PPH, and it worked. At the time of writing /phonk/ had surpassed every board on the sharty in PPH. With the 1000 GET being "Geg".

On May 8th, 2026, just one day after it's creation, the board was removed.[3]

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