Soysurgency
Soysurgencies were larps internal conflicts that occur on the Sharty. Similar to Soyvil Wars, Soysurgencies were caused by controversial memes and admin drama, albeit they were generally shorter and much more brimmy[Meds all shitflings are brimstone]. Soysurgencies were unique to the Quote administration, with all seven being a direct reaction to Quotist policy and the Quotecord.
In a single year, Quote's administration had more "Soywil War" style useless nigger wars than any other admin in 4 years of sharty's existence.
THE SOYSURGENCIES WEREN'T PERPETRATED BY THE JANNY CABAL FALSE FLAGGING TO JUSTIFY THEIR PAYCHECKS, MEDS AND BBC NOW
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List of Soysurgencies
[edit | edit source]The First Soysurgency, also known as the Second Soy-Frog War, was the result of intense conflict between Frogposters and Nusois over the past months. It started on July 7, 2025 and had fizzled out by July 12. During this war, the log became extremely coaly with near-zero winraids. A few people forced their memes by spamming them, including the Steam Engine nigger. Soyteens have bashed /a/ and raided it multiple times during these moments.
The Second Soysurgency, also known as the Great Leakflood, was a "war" on /soy/, raging from August 8, 2025 to August 10, 2025. It began after Limeade made a thread calling Soytan, Gigachad, Pepe, and caca haters Twitter immigrants (true btw) when some nusois made a thread asking for Soytan to be banned if it reached 1000 replies, causing widespread nusoi clitty leakage and mass spam, with multiple parties using Hunky Twink Sex Machine to ridicule the soyteen population. It was also a populist revolt against Limeade for wanting to turn /dem/ into his personal MLP porn dump. Eventually, after the deletion of /dem/, Limeade became less active, and the conflict fizzled out, with soyteens resuming their normal posts.
The Third Soysurgency a.k.a. Mousegate, was a mass clitty leakage event primarily occurring on /soy/, which started on 18 October 2025. It began as a soyteen riot against the jannies before evolving into a purity spiral and boogeyman hunt against bait that made soyteens leak (Terrible Mouse and HTSM).
Starting as protests against the Quote administration's permissiveness towards a single[1] Terrible Mouse spammer who had baited soyteens into thinking he was an entire "Mousegram" (as Mustard later confirmed) and bait on 18 October, shitflinging broke out between NAS posters and IAS posters within hours.
By 20 October, the nature of the conflict had transformed after the "confirmation" of "Mousegram's" existence and the "discovery" of "HTSMcord," leading to shitflinging among soyteens while frogposters were demoralized. While a large portion of the Third Soysurgency could be considered a shitflinging larp between nusois and spammers, it did lead to the creation of /soy2/ and greatly increased the value of HTSM as effective bait due to the observation that it elicits an out-of-proportion reaction from soyteens (some of whom were "falling" for HTSM bait as a form of bait itself).
A single nusoi samefag leaked at spam and responded to it with xer own spam.
Began after the cacacaust. Conflict between Soyteens, Tranime spammers, and one or more replying with the photo of a Fat Furry Nigger.
Started because of already existing metawhining combined with Cobblestone approving a MAP Mexiaryan
Οͺth Soysurgency
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After Furcord was leaked and Rule 2 was neutered to exempt pedophilic jokes, the Soysphere rioted against Quote. Later, the 2026 outage occurred, and was followed by the Second Great Handover. During the downtime, there was no soysurgency activity. After the site came back, Quote transferred the site to Salt. It is currently considered a Soyvil war that started as a soysurgency.
See also
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