Races of the Party

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On soyjak.party, there are people from all across the world. This includes people of all sorts of races and ethnicities.

Different races of the Party[edit | edit source]

Whites: Soot, Doll, The Swede, Angeleno, Clyde McDeath, Quote, Sectionalism, The Bulgarian, Kleki, Fozzy, Feralteen, Gold, (You)^{[You just are, okay?]}
Blacks: Steve, ThatBoyAndre, Imperator
Mulattos: SpateHicks, Jimbo
Quadroons: Anthony
Jews: Everyone, Max, Tefal
Mischlings: Mikobowl, Imperator
Asians: Ronald, Lifesucksthenyoudie
Hapas: Hamas_2, Rye, CobsonTALKS
Indians: Root, Fozzy, Cuckjeet, Chudraj Cobsingh, Kernung, ToonSoy
Arabs: Captain Coal, Joel, Lolkek, Red, Warrior-Z, Kleki, Rye
Azorean:
Native Americans: Aztecchicano, poodlespoodlespoodles
Mestizos: satoko_houjou_fan, Mexican Twink, The Venezuelan, ToonSoy, Chud45005, Dunchenman, jewishautismaward78
Castizos: Me
Pardos: Brazilian_Chud
Turks: Satoko Fans Aren't White, Gapelee
Gypsies: Romanian Schizo
Pakistanis: Skibidisigma, GemersonLakeAndPalmer, Captain Coal
Kurds: trevor, Thales
Armenians: Big Stalling
Persians: Victorio
Central Asians: ~~Kuz~~^[meds], Hamas_2, Astrofene
Uralics: Mist, Terry Crews, antiswarthy
Slavs: Mustard, YaroslavTV, Gigachad, Mist, OdessanBvll, dap_chhuon, Veiron