Races of the Party

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On soyjak.party, there are people from all across the world. This includes people of all sorts of races and ethnicities.

Different races of the Party[edit | edit source]

Whites: Soot, Doll, The Swede, Angeleno, Clyde McDeath, Quote, Sectionalism, The Bulgarian, Kleki, Fozzy, Feralteen, Gold, (You)^{[You just are, okay?]}
Blacks: Steve, ThatBoyAndre, Imperator, (You)
Mulattos: SpateHicks, Dunchenman, Jimbo, (You)
Quadroons: Anthony, (You)
Jews: Everyone, Max, Tefal, (You)
Mischlings: Mikobowl, Imperator, (You)
Asians: Ronald, Lifesucksthenyoudie, (You)
Hapas: Hamas_2, Rye, CobsonTALKS, (You)
Indians: Root, Fozzy, Cuckjeet, Chudraj Cobsingh, Kernung, ToonSoy, (You)
Arabs: Captain Coal, Joel, Lolkek, Red, Warrior-Z, Kleki, Rye, Cobblestone, (You)
Azorean: (You)
Native Americans: Aztecchicano, poodlespoodlespoodles, (You)
Mestizos: satoko_houjou_fan, Mexican Twink, The Venezuelan, ToonSoy, Chud45005, jewishautismaward78, (You)
Castizos: Me, (You)
Pardos: Brazilian_Chud, (You)
Turks: Satoko Fans Aren't White, Gapelee, (You)
Gypsies: Romanian Schizo, (You)
Pakistanis: Skibidisigma, GemersonLakeAndPalmer, Captain Coal, (You)
Kurds: trevor, Thales, (You)
Armenians: Big Stalling, (You)
Persians: Victorio, (You)
Central Asians: ~~Kuz~~^[meds], Hamas_2, Astrofene, (You)
Uralics: Mist, Terry Crews, antiswarthy, GillKoyim, (You)
Slavs: Mustard, YaroslavTV, Gigachad, Mist, OdessanBvll, dap_chhuon, Veiron, (You)