Cuckjeet
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Cuckjeet is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs. |
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THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking! |
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Cuckjeet is a valid transmasc femcel! |
Cuckjeet is a gemerald gegbull that revitalized /pol/!Cuckjeet | |
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| Nationality | British (flag) Indian (speculated) Vietnamese (according to shroom jannies) Black (what he claims, probably a lie) |
| Occupation(s) | Namefag Clittycel |
| Years active | 2025– |
| Best known for | Cuckoldry |
| Spouse | Brazilfoid |
The Cuckjeet, also known as the Cuckjeeta, the Jeetcuck, the Cobjeet, the Britcuck, ayayayayay on the Shroom, and nabbv[1] is a prolific /pol/ namefag known for spamming incel threads all over the 'log, and derailing legitimate political discussion with blackpill nonsense. He frequently brings up the practice of cuckoldry and "Chads" stealing people's wives, which has led many regular users to speculate that he has a cuck fetish.
In fact, he’s so cucked out of his mind that he thinks having children itself is a Jewish psyop, which the chuds on /pol/ think is laughably insane. The reasons he gives is that “they would be Chad's children” and cites fake statistics of cuckoldry rates whenever challenged.
He mostly posts the same 'pastas and ZOGGED studies that have been proven to be unreliable and refuses to back down whenever he's wrong. Many of his threads end up with hundreds and sometimes thousands of replies shitting on him from /pol/GODS who have proven to be racist but not incels, refusing to fall for the jewish demoralisation psyops.
If you’re lucky and happen to mention incels in a new thread at the right time, the mythical VPN Cuckjeet will appear and a new 300+ comment chain will begin. He is one of the most hated posters on /pol/. Regular users genuinely despise him for coalling up the board, and his only defender is a 30 year old Bosnian zellignigger incel.
His delusions are so severe that he believes that chads fuck 3 women a day and have body counts in the tens of thousands. He thinks this is a normal thing for 1% of the population when anyone who goes outside knows this is absurd. It is recommended that his meds dosage is increased to treat his chronic schizophrenia.
Politics[edit | edit source]
Cuckjeet, aside from his opinions on women, is basically a center-left neoliberal. The following is a short list of everything he has advocated for in the rare occasion he actually discusses politics:
- no civilian guns
- criminalizing racism
- racemixing (as long as there are no chads to compete with)
- rapefugee acceptance
- consuming fake meat and meat replacements
- genociding women
- fat acceptance
- mass foreign aid
- homosexuality
- transgender rights
- child transitioning
Cuckjeet has unironically stated he would prefer to live in the Klaus Schwab Bug and Pod world than our current one as long as they genocided women. He is frequently mocked for his absurdly ZOGGED political opinions and the absurdity of him willing to accept essentially being treated like cattle as long as women no longer existed.
Inceldom[edit | edit source]
The Cuckjeet claims to be a kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin, and identifies as a member of the incel community. He is known to frequent incel forums (to the point of defending their website from groomer allegations) and regularly brings up his blackpilled beliefs in unrelated threads. He has never asked out a woman because he claims it is a humiliation ritual for unattractive men, and genuinely believes that all married women cheat on their husbands with Chads, vehemently defending this idea when challenged.
He is identifiable from his thread titles like “How do we kill all foids” and frequently expresses a genuine desire to want to kill all women because they won’t have sex with him. He is a miserable and unmoving human being. It’s best to just bait him as much as possible because he will never admit he’s wrong about anything. One minute he’ll say that you need to give scientific studies in order for him to believe it and not use real life experience, then when you prove his studies to be inaccurate and wrong he’ll claim it’s because it’s “underreported” or “not his experience” or completely ignore anything that proves he’s wrong.
Some users speculate him to be a fakecel, as he has never been rejected by a woman, but he defends this by claiming to be a subhuman with a PSL rating of 1.5, which would make him the IRL equivalent of a slopjak. He regularly claims that unattractive caricatures or images used to mock him actually mog him in reality, a clear indicator of how pathetic a human being this pajeet is when he just whines and cries all over the 'log to try to make everyone as miserable as he is.
Occasionally, valid trans women will appear and try to give him advice and tell him that he’s completely wrong, to which he will sperg out and completely ignore everything they’ve said.
He has later admitted to having both autism and cerebral palsy, further affirming accusations of him being an IRL slopjak. Keep in mind, he's a serial liar who lied about having cerebral palsy to get sympathy. If it sounds to good to be true with Cuckjeet, it’s probably a lie.
Drago obsession[edit | edit source]
Cuckjeet is obsessed with an Argentine actor named Hernán Drago. He frequently posts photos of him calling him the ultimate chad. He also has tons of photos of him, hundreds in fact, saved on his computer. Many of which are extremely homoerotic in nature. Because of this people now believe that the Cuckjeet is secretly gay. Referring to the Boner incident in particular. He is also known to say stuff like (he has a massive cock, you can see it thorough his underwear). And tons of other gay stuff. He will also reply to people who say stuff like. “I don’t have a hard time making friends it’s not to difficult” by quoting them with a picture of drago. Cuckjeet has admitted that he posts Drago edits on the 'tok.[2]
Deformities[edit | edit source]
Cuckjeet has admitted to having a few physical deformities, a recessed jaw, a fucked up nose, and some babble about canthal tilt.
Most notably, he has admitted to having a severe gastrointestinal problem which leads huge, frequent, and uncontrollably loud farts, particularly whenever he is nervous or in public. Because of this, he is a NEET who doesn’t go out in public or talk to women because his loud farts make it impossible to take him seriously or be seen as a romantic partner.
He also admits to being obese, and not taking good care of his hygiene because he thinks it’s pointless, and doesn't cut his hair. When told otherwise, he sends photos he has saved on his computer and claims “Chad doesn’t even have to wipe his ass”. When pressed, he admitted that he hadn’t showered in weeks at that point. He also claims to have not spoken to anyone in person in months, aside from short phone calls with his parents asking for money.
Despite almost never going outside, eating like shit and drinking copious amounts of tap water, he insists he has extremely high testosterone, citing the fact that he has back hair, leg hair, and big balls. This doesn’t make a lot of sense, since he can’t grow a beard at 21. He also claimed to have “130 IQ”, “huge balls”, a “7 inch cock”, and to be 6 foot 3 (interesting how Brit didn't use metric).
Opinions on Rape[edit | edit source]
Cuckjeet has admitted and advocated for incels raping women on multiple occasions, viewing it as a reasonable thing to do because women won’t fuck him. Of course, since he's a NEET autistic retard, he would likely fuck it up. He's too much of a pussy to try to engage in nigger activities, and sees it as the only way he would ever have children.
Speculation[edit | edit source]
Speculation over ethnic origin[edit | edit source]
His jeetish and incel background have led to additonal speculation over whether the aptly named Cuckjeet is a pajeet. Although he typically posts under a British flag, he is a VPNfag, and Britain still hosts a large number of jeets thanks to (((immigration))). He has attempted to dispel these rumours by posting his hand, but its brownish complexion has only led to further scrutiny. He is extremely sensitive to comments about being brown which makes the Indian allegations seem more likely.
Speculation on age[edit | edit source]
Given the absurd and nonsensical ramblings, statistics that make zero sense, the nonsense he often posts and the ridiculously out of touch reality he lives in, some have speculated that Cuckjeet is underage. Furthermore, the fact he started posting right as the summer began makes it extremely likely that Cuckjeet is underage, despite claiming to be 21. 'teens should try to get him to admit it, and get him banned from /pol/ forever.
Speculated association with the Feds[edit | edit source]
Due to Cuckjeet's sheer obsession and complete unfamiliarity with shardee kulchur and his use of 4cuck language, some 'teens have speculated that he's a Glowie from the ‘cuck who moved to the Sharty after the Great Cuckset to demoralize 'teens into becoming unproductive and antisocial members of soyciety that are unable to change anything. This isn’t unfamiliar, as demoralization is common on the 'cuck, and it’s known that Mossad in particular frequently posts BBC spam, porn in general, race mixing propaganda and general incel posting.
Speculation over gender identity[edit | edit source]
Some /pol/ users have proposed the idea that Cuckjeet might not even be a real man, rather; a pooner, and more specifically: Terrycrews. But why? First of all, Cuckjeet shares a lot of attributes with xher.
- Is terminally online
- Disabled
- Hates women (pooners are known to be self-hating and misogynistic)
- Shares a similar level of retardedness
- Mentioned, out of the blue, and unprompted, Jimbo in one thread. Most likely a Freudian slip from thousands of hours of shitflinging and ERPing with the oneshit namefag
- Prolific namefag
- Puffy feminine hands
More on that theory further in the article.
True location[edit | edit source]
A 'teen began datamined Soysphere websites for profiles that matched Cuckjeet's typing style. Xhey first found a troon's account that was created about the same time Cuckjeet began posting. In fact, they were so obsessed and posted so many messages, thousands in fact, that the mods at the schlog banned xim. Another found was an account from Mexico, who frequently posted about how being 60% European means you're white, something which mestizos cope about in brapxico. Admittedly, the evidence for this being true isn’t great, but it's still a bit.
Speculation over mental illness[edit | edit source]
It has been argued that Cuckjeet's level of obsession, rivaled by only a few, weird, contextless at best and nonsensical at worst infographics, short sentences and severe delusions would qualify him for more than just autism and cerebral palsy. Despite the fact that the QNWO just recently approved a Soysylum admission in order to properly diagnose the leaker, it has already been suggested he has Schizophrenia. More research, and perhaps even a forced Soysylum entry, is needed.
The Boner Photo incident and alleged Homosexuality[edit | edit source]
in July 2025, Cuckjeet posted a photo of one of the Argentine telenovela actors he goons to shirtless and in his underwear. Users were quick to point out the actor had a visible boner and asked why Cuckjeet had this saved on his computer.
It’s extremely likely that he is a homosexual, as he has HUNDREDS of photos of this actor saved on his computer and fervently defends him against people who say he looks average or nonwhite. He's probably a braptinx if his telenovela obsession is anything to go off of. Alongside his homoerotic obsession for Hernán Drago, Cuckjeet has many other attributes of a closeted homosexual. First and foremost, Cuckjeet displays extreme sensitivity when accused of homosexuality, reacting poorly when referred to as a "Queen".[3]
Furthermore, when his clitty leaks, Cuckjeet often expresses homosexual fantasies involving the 'teens baiting him.[4][5][6]
Combined with his hatred towards women, it seems very likely that Cuckjeet is a raging homosexual.
Evil plan[edit | edit source]
Cuckjeet has stated his end goal is to turn the site into an incel forum, where fellow genetic dead ends can come and whine until they kill themselves. He is also known to make sock puppets to make it seem like the niggerpill is more commonly upheld on the website. In reality, the entire site hates it outside of two Bosnians and an American who types suspiciously like Cuckjeet.
He has become so hated that many of the mods openly despise him, namely MVSTQRD. He also tries to demoralize random posters, such as the autists like the Brazilian monarchist, to try and groom them into becoming his Discord kitten. (this is real, I exaggerate a lot here, but not this)
His demoralization is so despised that it managed to bring long time gegbulls thought to have left the site years ago back to mock him. Even splinter sites have begun to become aware of Cuckjeet's antics. MVSTQRD will randomly go rogue and move all this threads to /r9k/ which Cuckjeet hates since he wants to groom white men into becoming his femboy discord kittens.
We all hope he'll be banned in time. He is also known to impersonate regular posters and switch VPNs when he isn’t active to make it seem like more people support the niggerpill than actually do. It’s hard to underestimate how much it's despised on the Sharty. It’s a wonder the mods tolerate it to the extent they do.
His “supporters” include The Azeri BBC spammer, the two Bosnians who are incels, “Americans” who type like Cuckjeet and don’t spell words like colour or flavour like and American would, the Kosovar BNWO fetishist, and a Spaniard. Everyone else despises them, however, unfortunately, they are also terminally online, which makes it seem like these views are more prevalent then they actually are.
Cuckjeet is a pooner theory[edit | edit source]
The hand incident[edit | edit source]
On August 7, 2025, Cuckjeet posted "his" hand in a thread to "prove" that "he" is not indian but in fact a 100% White Germanic Aryan warrior. At first, chuds just called "his" hand feminine and started photoshopping the writing on the piece of paper. Later, some users noted that Cuckjeet's index finger is of the same length as the ring finger, if not longer, even though men always have a noticeably longer ring finger compared to the index finger, while women's ring and index fingers are usually of the same length. This lead a couple of users to question Cuckjeet's sex the next day, and ultimately proved that Cuckjeeta is actually a pooner. Geg, it's kino![8]
The interrogation[edit | edit source]
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>cuckjeeta thinks that men jork it for more than 5 minutes
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>cuckjeeta thinks that abstaining from gooning makes you last longer even though it's actually the exact opposite
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>cuckjeeta likes masturbating to "imagination" and "scenarios" (in reality men prefer visual media, while women are the main market for pornographic literature)
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>cuckjeeta gets uncomfrotable discussing gooning with moids :(
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>cuckjeeta falls for bait and assumes that men can only shoot cum once a day or two
The groping incident[edit | edit source]
Cuckjeet revealed that he was raped, to no one's surprise.[9][10]
Physique[edit | edit source]
On August 15, 2025, a BritGOD leaked the cuck's physqiue, revealing that he is a TESTOSTERONE FILLED BVLL.[11]
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How to bait[edit | edit source]
A new method of baiting Cuckjeet has been discovered, which is to call him "Queen" and asking after his bvll. This method is still in the experimental phase, but has been used to some success.[12] One Canadian also tried baiting him with a fake cum tribute.[13]
I can't hide it anymore, I'm absolutely INFATUATED by Cuckjeet. That cute little blackpilled pooner. Everytime I see a british flag and that (VPN) thing side by side, I can't help but fantasize about the malding pooner making the posts behind the screen, and I get an erection. I have a confession to make, every couple of nights or so I jerk off to that one picture that Cuckjeet posted of her hand. It's so fucking hot. Everytime I see it I can't help but imagine those fingers wrapped around my cock and slowing stroking it as it does a wet *shlick* *shlick* *shlick* sound. This is my confession, I just had to get it off my chest. Cuckjeet, I hope you forgive me, but I also hope you suck me off one day. <'ddit space
As mentioned earlier, it’s best not to argue with him and instead try to get him to leak. Since he’s a new gegBULL, people are still trying out new methods. The most effective as of now are to call him brown and either larp as a woman when arguing with him, or to vehemently defend women for whatever he brings up. It’s almost hard to bait him because of how demoralized and pathetic he is.
Most of his studies he posts make zero sense to anyone actually looking at them, either being from fapfappy.com, some other degen porn site or random clickbait websites which completely contradict whatever he was trying to say, something that is completely ludicrous and lends credence to the idea that he is genuinely retarded.
Here’s a quick summary on every argument he will ever make. They never change. Same photos and studies, no matter how inaccurate.
>be confident
<you're only confident because you're hot
>you’ll find someone
<no I won’t I’m a pathetic incel
>kys
<I should
>how do you explain hot women dating ugly men?
<thats just her cuck. she’s still fucking chad. she’ll make her husband raise chad’s kids
>most women don’t hook up with random people and don’t sleep around
<ACTUALLY most women have slept with 200+ guys by 18(real quote btw) and Chads fuck thousands a year.
>that’s absurd and completely ridiculous.
<ha, you're just the cuck. Enjoy raising bibisea Chad's kids
There is really no point in actually giving this retard advice, so don’t. Bully him and try to enrage him.
As stated early, he has a severe gastrointestinal problem which leads to him having uncontrollable loud braps in public, saying BRAAAAAAAAP is enough to enrage him when used correctly.
Due to the absolute pathetic individual Cuckjeet is, it isn’t super easy to enrage him. As most blackpillers are, he is extremely demoralized, so much so that he admits to rotting away and waiting to die.
Xe's allegedly a pooner. As mentioned earlier, xe has an absurd hatred of women. So much so that it borders on poonerlike.
Relationships[edit | edit source]
AustralianCHAD[edit | edit source]
One regular poster who has consistently been involved in shitflinging matches with Cuckjeet is the Aussie, who has become the mortal enemy of the Cuckjeet. He has been known to impersonate Cuckjeet as well as exaggerating and/or lying about information about xim on this page and on /pol/ to elicit a reaction from Cuckjeet, to great success.
Cuckjeet is also known to occasionally sperg out and accuse posters of being the Australian on a VPN or proxy. The Australian claims to have a girlfriend and came to despise Cuckjeet after giving xim advice only for them to completely ignore it. He hates incels in general for being “mentally ill retards” and finds Cuckjeet to be a particularly pathetic person.
The Australian is also is a frequent shitposter (as all Aussies are) and is known for saying insane and occasionally degenerate shit to get a reaction out of people. He claims he is in a committed relationship to a girl who was a virgin before meeting him, which is something that particularly frustrates and annoys the Cuckjeet because it contradicts xis world view.
Apparently, he plans on marrying her and fathering ten children. Cuckjeet is also known to enter threads specifically to try to bait him or will make threads to try to engage with him to the point where it has become an obsession. Xhe desperately seeks validation from xim and will jump into unrelated threads to do so.
The Aussie is also known to derail Cuckjeets threads and instead turn them into whitepill ones, which is a wholesomerald, often asking people about their hobbies and generally changing the conversation. This has greatly annoyed Cuckjeet.
Since Cuckjeet was revealed to be a pooner, we can definitively say that Australia WON.
Brazilian Foid[edit | edit source]
A tsundere brazilian womxn that dwells on /pol/ - known for drawing barbiejaks - that likes to reply to Cuckjeet 24/7 to get his attention.
Unbeknownst to her the attraction is reciprocal with Cuckjeet being quick to get flustered around her, often getting angry when people shine light on his not so secret admirer. While their relationship is currently in their tsundere phase it’s clear that one day Cuckjeet will pump her full of brapbabies and will (finally) graduate from inceldom. She also enjoys baking and is a drawfag.
In reality the Cuckjeet and her absolutely despise each other, and Cuckjeet often makes things up about her, claiming she slept with hundreds of men, that she enjoys BBC (ev&o she is BWC only, by her own admission) that she has sex with homeless people, and so on and so forth. Given his history of lies, this isn’t surprising.
ChinaGOD[edit | edit source]
A Chinese poster who somehow got past the Great Firewall. Despite the ChinaGOD not even understanding what Cuckjeet means most of the time, Cuckjeet is very likely to fly into rage when replying to this poster. During the aforementioned physique thread, the ChinaGOD replied with the following to Cuckjeet.[11]
>>1906426
Have your (you). You dance without music.
Interests[edit | edit source]
Things he likes[edit | edit source]
- Curry
- Cuckoldry
- Shitting up the 'log with incel threads
- Debating with da bluepillers all day
- Posting about how ugly he is
- Whining
- Wallowing in self pity
- The CWNO (Chad New World Order)
- Underaged children (disputed)
- HRT
- Brazilfoid
- Sissy hypno BBC worship
- Sex with Hulk Hogan[Marge...]
- Hundreds of half nude photos of men and zero women by own admission
- Attractive Men
- Cycling and r/fuckcars[14]
- Strong women[15]
Things he dislikes[edit | edit source]
- Women
- Chads
- Wiping his own ass
- The gym
- Da Bluepillers
- The Australian CHAD
- Showering
- Being called a pajeet
- Being accused of being Terry Crews
- Being quoted with the Cuckjeet song
- Brazilfoid
- Car-driving bigots
- Formalwear
Theme song[edit | edit source]
Oh I'm a Cuckjeet!
Yes I'm a Cuckjeet!
Spamming incel threads all day, I don't give a fuck!
I'm always obsessed, With cuckoldry and Chads, Spamming /pol/ ain't nobody can stop
oh I'm a Cuckjeet fail!
yes i'm a Cuckjeet fail!
Spamming Reddit statistics in every thread
oh I'm a Cuckjeet fail!
yes i'm a Cuckjeet fail!
Spamming blackpill nonsense everywhere that I go
Oh I'm a Cuckjeet!
Yes I'm a Cuckjeet!
Namefagging day and night
My incel statistics folder getting bigger
oh i'm a raisinskin spamming Obsessed cuckolding failure
If you think it's coal-y wait until you see, my tiny brown pecker
(oh)
Oh I'm a Cuckjeet!
Yes I'm a Cuckjeet!
I do it every day, More devoted than a tranny!
Oh I'm a Cuckjeet! Yes I'm a Cuckjeet!
If you're leaking about it
Oh I'm a Cuckjeet!
Yes I'm a Cuckjeet!
VPNfagging ESL, Blackpill, I'm a pathetic loser, never be a real man either!
Obsessed over women and chads
I'll forever be a Cuckjeet!
Indian Song[edit | edit source]
durk durk durk durk daaaa
hello i am Cuckjeet saar
good morning sirs, check out my truuukes
im posting blackpills, and im eating poooo
gooning to 'p cuz you know that we jooos
just having fun, i dont need any cluuuees
hey sweet lady, send me some booobbs
i be shitting up the catalog, gooning to duudes
i got that swag bebi you know that im coool
posting bmt cuz im too good for the ruuules
durk durk durk durk daaaa
hello i am Cuckjeet saar
1000 reppeys on my threads, you know its a gem
i be the newest gegbull, in my little cuckshed
posting on the catalog, you know its gonna be brim
falling for the psyop, you know that im a fed
durk durk durk durk daaaa
hello i am Cuckjeet saar
good morning sirs, check out my truuukes
im posting blackpills, and im eating poooo
hey sweet lady, send me some nuuudessss
i be shitting up the catalog, gooning to duudes
i got that swag bebi, check out my shoooess
check out my 'p bebi, you know i gooooon
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Videos[edit | edit source]
Images[edit | edit source]
See: Blackpilljak#Gallery
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Shroomcuck variant -
Nigger variant of the Shroomcuck -
Trooned -
Nigger variant of the Trooned cuckjak -
SLOPJAK VARIANT: MAKES CUCKJEET CLITTYLEAK -
>you also watch any porn too?
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spadeson gem -
A gassy variant
Citations
- ↑ he namefags as that on /pol/ and has a booru account under that name https://soybooru.com/user/Nabbv
- ↑ https://pomf2.lain.la/f/k5xcfpi8.png
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0810-1639-05/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12576899.html
- ↑ https://pomf2.lain.la/f/w6hp86xj.png
- ↑ https://pomf2.lain.la/f/wig157h.png
- ↑ https://pomf2.lain.la/f/mknpu85n.png
- ↑ Editor's note: I didn't grab a screenshot of the post, only the image itself, but I swear that it was either Cuckjeet or (less likely) and elaborate falseflagger who was posting the usual blackpill shit under the same UK [VPN] flag. Cuckjeet xerself never denied the fact that the hand in question belongs to "him".
- ↑ https://archive.fo/juBnx
- ↑ https://archive.ph/HIKwZ
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0831-0655-49/https://www.soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2019236.html
- ↑ 11.0 11.1 https://megalodon.jp/2025-0816-1506-40/https://www.soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/1904807.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0815-1147-29/https://www.soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/1896870.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0816-1100-13/https://www.soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/1906346.html
- ↑ https://archive.fo/UkYH6
- ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pKx4V
