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| alias = firstamender, 1stamender | | alias = firstamender, 1stamender | ||
| estimated_age = 36 years old <small>As of {{Date|2026-04-23|MDY}}</small> | | estimated_age = 36 years old <small>As of {{Date|2026-04-23|MDY}}</small> | ||
| address = 986 Celtic Cir, Tarpon Springs, FL 34689 | | address = 986 Celtic Cir, [[Jynxzi|Tarpon Springs]], FL 34689 | ||
| nation = {{Flag|us}} American | | nation = {{Flag|us}} American | ||
| phone = (727) 608-6923 - Wireless | | phone = (727) 608-6923 - Wireless | ||
Revision as of 21:03, 24 April 2026
1stamender is a massive retard libshit who gets raided by the 'arty. He is very geggable and easy to milk and has Estwatini level opsec leading him to get 'oxed and DDoSed[Marge...] KEK!
He also keeps blanking his site whenever he gets raided.
Whenever anybody talks about the website in his chat, he leaks really badly and 'nishes them.
History
He has beliefs like
>MUH DRUMPF
>Well pedophiles who do it should be rehabilitated instead of punished
>MUH DRUMPF
>LE HECKING FASCIST
4/23/26
Fag nigger is live again and 'teens take advantage quickly (snopes when thread reaches bump)[1]
>HE HAS FILED POLICE REPORTS ABOUT DER RAIDS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG[2]
On 4/21/26[3], 4/22/26[4] and 4/23/26,[5] his site got raided and cattywiped with various images such as:
Babybot
His 'ox
Ronnie Mcnutt
Some forsaken memes (even doe this was only posted like 5 times by warrior burger)
Raids
The first 'za that the sharpie sent to him was off stream, because once we 'oxxed him he quickly shat his stream down before we could see it. The following day, the 'arty sent another 'za and THAT one was a success.
The third 'za order was a mix from papa john's and dominos. Before it got delivered, 1stcuck bragged about how he informed the other 'za businesses to not order to his house, but 10 minutes later, 2 delivery guys showed up to his house at the same time. He then leaked.
His FOURTH and LAST 'za order, which was also on stream, was unsucessful. It failed because 1stamender and his roommates DIDN'T ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR TO RALPH. HE SPENT 10 MINUTES LIKE A LITTLE LOST DOG OUTSIDE OF HIS HOUSE. HOW DARE YOU 1STAMENDER?[6]
Dox
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: firstamender, 1stamender
- Name: Sebastian Sergio Blumberg
- Estimated Age: 36 years old As of April 23, 2026
- Sex:
- Address: 986 Celtic Cir, Tarpon Springs, FL 34689
- Nationality: American
- Email(s):
- niseb@niseb.com
- 1stAmender@gmail.com
- Phono(s): (727) 608-6923 - Wireless
- Employment: Unemployed
Gallery
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1stamender's confession
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the 'za has arrived
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1stamender's site getting cattywiped
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1stamenders 'ox being but in the EPIC SHARTY HACKING TOOL.[8]
![1stamenders 'ox being but in the EPIC SHARTY HACKING TOOL.[8]](/File:1stamenderhackertool.png)
Snopes
[7] https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-0134-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15942077.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-1034-08/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15951417.html
- ↑
- ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/j2hqft.html
- ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/ml96bn.html
- ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/uhfrwe.html
- ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/74mh6z.html
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0424-0134-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15942077.html
- ↑ the ip is not real doe
