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{{tw|{{CIA| This page is about the FBI, and may be vandalized by angry troons from time to time.|Remember that [[Fact|the FBI are the good guys, and any slander you read about them is decisively false.]]|3=CIA-Buddy.png}}|{{ | {{tw|{{CIA| This page is about the FBI, and may be vandalized by angry troons from time to time.|Remember that [[Fact|the FBI are the good guys, and any slander you read about them is decisively false.]]|3=CIA-Buddy.png}}|{{CIA}} | ||
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[[File:Kash patel.png|thumb|Kash Patel, director of the FBI]] | [[File:Kash patel.png|thumb|Kash Patel, director of the FBI]] | ||
The '''Federal Bureau of Investigation''' ('''FBI''') is the domestic intelligence and security service of the [[ | The '''Federal Bureau of Investigation''' ('''FBI''') is the domestic intelligence and security service of the [[USA]], its ██████, and the contiguous ██████. The {{glowtext|FBI}} is your friend, it does not want to hurt [[you]]. This page was NOT created by and does not have ANYTHING to do with the {{glowtext|[[CIA]]}}. | ||
The {{glowtext|FBI}} has been involved in many operations and investigations regarding [[soyjak.party]] and [[SoyBooru]], including: | The {{glowtext|FBI}} has been involved in many operations and investigations regarding [[soyjak.party]] and [[SoyBooru]], including: | ||
*Investigation | *Investigation of the [[Captain Coal|July 3 coup d'état]] | ||
*[[serbia|Mutt spamming]] | *[[serbia|Mutt spamming]] | ||
*█████████ | *█████████ | ||
*[[ | *[[ACCESS DENIED|Operation █████ Uprising]] | ||
*██████ | *██████ | ||
*Pro-[[Ukrainian]] | *Pro-[[Ukrainian]] posts | ||
*███████████. | *███████████. | ||
████████ (formerly [[KolymaNET|Kolyma.net]]),██████████ ████████ overthrew [[Chile|████]] with the help of ████ ███ and Special Agent [[Max|Maximov]] █████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████████████. Special Weapon [[Poopson]] awaits use. | ████████ (formerly [[KolymaNET|Kolyma.net]]),██████████ ████████ overthrew [[Chile|████]] with the help of ████ ███ and Special Agent [[Max|Maximov]] █████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████████████. Special Weapon [[Poopson]] awaits use. | ||
████████ ████ ████████████████ OpFor [[DOLL]] removed by by Special Agent [[ | ████████ ████ ████████████████ OpFor [[DOLL]] removed by by Special Agent [[Froot|FROOT]], awaiting further instructions ████ ████. Hail '''[[Kuz|CHIEF]].''' | ||
Some 80% of the FBI and CIA are {{echoes|[[Mormons]]}}. | Some 80% of the FBI and CIA are {{echoes|[[Mormons]]}}. | ||
The FBI is currently led by an [[Indian]] named Kash Patel. He uses this position to find gift cards to redeem. Xe was hacked on March 27, 2026 by [[Iran|Iranian]] | The FBI is currently led by an [[Indian]] named Kash Patel. He uses this position to find gift cards to redeem. Xe was hacked on March 27, 2026 by an [[Iran|Iranian]] hacktivist group.<ref>Haberfeld, Daniel, and [[Jew|Gabriel Weimann]]. "[https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/1057610X.2026.2680934#abstract. Iran’s Handala: Cyberterrorism or Psychological Terrorism?]" ''Studies in Conflict & Terrorism'', Routledge, 2026. Accessed July 27, 2026.</ref> | ||
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Revision as of 04:17, 29 July 2026
This page is about the FBI, and may be vandalized by angry troons from time to time.Remember that the FBI are the good guys, and any slander you read about them is decisively false.
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Warning! The following may feature disinformation, psy-ops, or other infohazards.Proceed with caution.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is the domestic intelligence and security service of the USA, its ██████, and the contiguous ██████. The FBI is your friend, it does not want to hurt you. This page was NOT created by and does not have ANYTHING to do with the CIA.
The FBI has been involved in many operations and investigations regarding soyjak.party and SoyBooru, including:
- Investigation of the July 3 coup d'état
- Mutt spamming
- █████████
- Operation █████ Uprising
- ██████
- Pro-Ukrainian posts
- ███████████.
████████ (formerly Kolyma.net),██████████ ████████ overthrew ████ with the help of ████ ███ and Special Agent Maximov █████ ████████ ██████ ████ ████████████████. Special Weapon Poopson awaits use.
████████ ████ ████████████████ OpFor DOLL removed by by Special Agent FROOT, awaiting further instructions ████ ████. Hail CHIEF.
Some 80% of the FBI and CIA are (((Mormons))).
The FBI is currently led by an Indian named Kash Patel. He uses this position to find gift cards to redeem. Xe was hacked on March 27, 2026 by an Iranian hacktivist group.[1]
See also
Snopes
- ↑ Haberfeld, Daniel, and Gabriel Weimann. "Iran’s Handala: Cyberterrorism or Psychological Terrorism?" Studies in Conflict & Terrorism, Routledge, 2026. Accessed July 27, 2026.
