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Steam engine

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Steam engine is a forced meme?submitted 2 hours ago by u/coal_poster_69
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>using coal from the log to power a steam engine

A steam engine is a heat engine that performs mechanical work using steam as its working fluid.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] They also usually require coal as fuel to run properly, however the coal is burned. It is also a bone-chilling form of greentext that has become more popular starting around 7-9th of July 2025 with a popular meme image of Nikola Tesla and Albert Einstein, with steam engine posters claiming that they need help building or want others to build a steam engine.[1] Although the meme started with a single user posting steam engine greentexts under practically every nu post in the 'log, more steam engine posters began creating nuthreads and giving other threads steam engine replies, to the point where certain threads had 6-7 different steam engineralds below them. It became more relevant as /soy/ was going through its coalier moments those days, having over 1100 pph but the catalog being very brimmy.

Some soyteens think that steam engines were a forced meme that only found traction due to the rest of the catalog being utter niggerhell at the time (It still is doe). However, steam engine posters still find traction to this day, especially during early European hours (meaning that it's actually still gemmy or something).

The original steam engine poster was tragically killed by Mossad agents, who also logged into his PC and posted 'P to the 'log to get him IP banned. The killing was an Israeli-sponsored action that resulted from an attempted coup of Israel by steam engine-powered forces. The original poster NEVER built his steam engine, and NEVER had any intention to, and the whole thing was just coaly bait that thrived during brimmy /soy/ hours. You VVILL not look into this further.

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