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>The account ‪Gzard‬ has been 'nished by ‪Broot‬ for the following reason(s):

Rule G3a - You WILL NOT vandalize Soyjak Wiki pages: Repeat offender

Welcome

Welcome to der 'ki.
Have fun editing der 'ki, newGOD.

North (talk) 14:22, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

Barnstar

The Chud Barnstargetting banned 2 times AwardedAccountAward (talk) 14:43, 12 May 2026 (UTC)

Nigga

Fuck you nigga you made my clitty leak my clitty is leaking ~Chud4185 (talk)

what did i do Gzard (talk) 09:04, 20 March 2026 (UTC)
I'm so sorry bro :( ~Chud9811 (talk) 09:10, 20 March 2026 (UTC)

Why did you vandalized my user-page?

Not cool man. Kyrgyz (talk) 15:00, 4 April 2026 (UTC)

I didn't vandalise it. Adding user templates is not a vandal behaviour, I have merely indicated your poor english skills. Gzard (talk) 15:12, 4 April 2026 (UTC)

Edit

'pologies for reverting your edit on Broot, assumed it was removal of information --Carrot (talk) 17:45, 17 April 2026 (UTC)

Hi

Kike — Preceding unsigned comment added by Ohrthaeos (talkcontribs)

I need to evaluate you now. Post "gzard" here please. https://soyjak.st/q/thread/204132.html Thanks. Cobblestone (talk) 12:50, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

Done Gzard (talk) 13:16, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
what happened btw Gzard (talk) 14:46, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
watch where are you going, little buddy. AwardedAccountAward (talk) 17:57, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
You advertised the Shroom. North (talk) 17:40, 19 April 2026 (UTC)
you guys could've just warned me instead of 'nishing me. I asked about linking shroom on the noticeboardGzard (talk) 07:04, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
Unblocked North (talk) 07:08, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

trvke

trvke that nobody cares

warning

stop advertising the shroom nigga, you don't want to be (possibly perma) banned right? AwardedAccountAward (talk) 08:59, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

meds i wasn't advertising for shroom after i got 'nished for the first time Gzard (talk) 10:06, 4 May 2026 (UTC)
you sure? AwardedAccountAward (talk) 10:37, 4 May 2026 (UTC)
yeah. If you refer to the Broot#Brootbaiting section i referred to linking and supporting shroom as a way to bait Broot since he's in a "war" with it. I don't even use shroom Gzard (talk) 11:02, 4 May 2026 (UTC)
ah, so it was a clittyban GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG AwardedAccountAward (talk) 11:03, 4 May 2026 (UTC)
Well you obviously are since you leaked when we removed the link from the article, come out of closet nushroomgay --Broot (talk) 11:19, 4 May 2026 (UTC)
meds i didn't leak, i just saw plenty of confusion amongst soyim regarding the status of shroom, i linked it for the first time, some phono removed it, i linked second time and then i asked about it on the noticeboard, north said it was fine if the admins were fine with it, and since the link stayed up for days or even a week i assumed the fact that cobble and others already saw it. Like i didn't shill for shroom or anything like that, the only thing i did is i said that it was fine to use it Gzard (talk) 11:24, 4 May 2026 (UTC)
Whatever you say, removing the shroomslut parts from section --Broot (talk) 11:27, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

As long as you don't link splinters you should be fine. Cobblestone (talk) 10:54, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

never did and never will Gzard (talk) 11:02, 4 May 2026 (UTC)

Yo

Welcome back.

Cool Alpha User

You defended my rusty page so youre aryan or something 〜 Truecel43000

Kike — Preceding unsigned comment added by Ohrthaeos (talkcontribs)

You are now an approver!

Congrats on becoming an approver (mediator). As an approver, you are responsible for approving or denying incoming new edits from nusois.

Please check the following as a guideline on your basic operations, soyteen.

Also, if an edit is rule-breaking, you should contact a janny to check it out through their talk page to take appropriate action. Good luck!

Cobblestone (talk) 14:13, 26 May 2026 (UTC)

welcome to the club dude AwardedAccountAward (talk) 14:14, 26 May 2026 (UTC)
💀Gzard (talk) 14:30, 26 May 2026 (UTC)

Rejected template

Do not use it, instead leave a normal comment on the user's talk page. North (talk) 20:12, 1 June 2026 (UTC)

>Do not use it, instead leave a normal comment on the user's talk page. North (talk) 20:12, 1 June 2026 (UTC)
Gzard (talk) 20:14, 1 June 2026 (UTC)
Really, why not? This template is pretty good and gets the point across Gzard (talk) 20:27, 1 June 2026 (UTC)
Niggerhell source code, and the way it works makes it hard for recipients to reply as the [edit source] button takes the user here. North (talk) 20:31, 1 June 2026 (UTC)
I don't think it's that big of a problem to completely trash a pretty good template Gzard (talk) 20:33, 1 June 2026 (UTC)
It's just far better to leave a normal comment on the user's talk page. Please don't use the {{rejected}} template again. North (talk) 20:36, 1 June 2026 (UTC)

Inquiry

Why was my edit rejected? Your opinion on it being "ugly" is subjective. It was entirely relevant to the article. Remember, you're supposed to encourage productive contributions. Thanks. Pachka sigarets (talk)

The quote was relevant but it was put right in the middle of an article. Gzard (talk) 20:17, 1 June 2026 (UTC)
So maybe you should move it instead of deleting the edit as a whole. Pachka sigarets (talk)
you do that --Statis (talk) 20:33, 1 June 2026 (UTC)
I can't edit a pending edit, i can only either reject it or approve it. Gzard (talk) 20:19, 1 June 2026 (UTC)
So approve it and edit it afterwards. Pachka sigarets (talk)
I feel like that it's better for the nueditors to learn how to edit pages Gzard (talk) 20:22, 1 June 2026 (UTC)
sorry for being an annoying prick geg I was trying to bait you but you're actually really chill Pachka sigarets (talk)
Also see - Soyjak_Wiki:Bad_formatting Gzard (talk) 20:23, 1 June 2026 (UTC)

Barnstar

The Chad Barnstar for shitting on north on his talk page

rejected template

Hi, please don't manually bring back archived templates like you did here, it was archived for a reason. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 15:18, 12 June 2026 (UTC)

on User:Gzard/Rejected

Please do not use this template on people's talk pages, we've[who?] already agreed to archive it. If you want to bring it back you should have a discussion about it on it's talk page. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 16:36, 24 June 2026 (UTC)

this dude really wants to bring back some useless garbage template with niggerhell source code geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg AwardedAccountAward (talk) 16:47, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
anyways here's another "your edit has been rejected" template for the sole purpose of putting on userpages GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 08:55, 30 June 2026 (UTC)

Minecraft Page

Being a overprotected faggot of a Minecraft page award — Preceding unsigned comment added by OopsallCobsons (talkcontribs)

have you tried not fontspamming? GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 08:53, 30 June 2026 (UTC)

JSID

Imma be real with you Quote JSID — Preceding unsigned comment added by OopsallCobsons (talkcontribs)

Meds Gzard (talk) 01:10, 1 July 2026 (UTC)

deleted templates

instead of 50000 subpages why not just restore them on the template page itself and use the archived template template? Cobblestone (talk) 11:42, 2 July 2026 (UTC)

oh those are edited templates, well in that case you can find them in the template page history itself Cobblestone (talk) 11:45, 2 July 2026 (UTC)
(You) are now a Helper!
As a Helper, you're responsible for upholding the rules of the wiki.

Please check the following as a guideline on your basic operations.

Useful Links:

We congratulate you on becoming an unpaid faggot, and we wish you luck!

Cobblestone (talk) 12:05, 2 July 2026 (UTC)

geg Gzard (talk) 12:06, 2 July 2026 (UTC)
Congrats G-Man (talk) 12:07, 2 July 2026 (UTC)
Congrats! 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 12:08, 2 July 2026 (UTC)
Congrats. Tar (talk) 12:26, 2 July 2026 (UTC)
GG! Fenriris 🐺 13:54, 2 July 2026 (UTC)
Congratulations. Codex (talk) 15:05, 3 July 2026 (UTC)

shemmy page

I get not wanting to falseflag a website but this site is quite literally the quintessential faggot soyjak website. I don't understand why you're so inclined to defend it from being labeled as "le homo site" when a lot of the site's culture is being a fudge-packing (most cases are probably pooners) /qa/ obsessed oldfag larp

  • Thread about liking cocks (SFW, just gay) up on soy with no visible moderation or moving: [1]
  • Thread "Is there anything wrong with being gay?" on /qa/ (and before you say "low-hanging-fruit") -- 90% of shemmycucks that replied seriously answered along the lines of "only if you don't make it your entire personality or whatever" [2]
  • As far as I'm concerned, /kgs/ is a Kuzzy bunker or sort of immigrant chamber, and if you remember how they used to be I'm pretty sure they were rabidly homosexual. Site is also deemed to this day hostile even with it's death

You really think with a straight face that no pooner hands were involved in the creation of Tama or Mameson for some other examples?

Just here to hear your reasoning because I don't want to continue to edit war over something as trivial as a template.

You can't really call an entire website faggy just because of a couple of threads. A much more devious raisin is posted on /soy/ and especially /qa/ every single day, there was /nate/ too Gzard (talk) 13:19, 5 July 2026 (UTC)
I suppose, but we all know soy is entirely flooded with bait, with merely the occasional Jakbox raid. It hasn't been seriously usable since (I would say) No Nut November.
And Nate WAS a thing and is no longer a thing, and the Shemmy is historically both by userbase and by administration, lax on homosexuality and such, whereas we have a history of our administrations and userbase (including the self-hating HTSMs) typically being hostile or otherwise perterbed by faggotry.
And it's not just a couple of threads, it's easy to find this sort of behavior along with tranny and aspie shit all over the place. I find that the Shemmy is more so a bunker or altchan specifically for trannies and /qa/ homos, along with (website-I-wont-name) immigrants (who are some of the gayest people I've seen around the soysphere) and banned/underage sharty users.
I digress, and I'm not gonna put the template back on there, but I must say compared to most splinters I've smelt the most homosexuality out of the Shemmy than any other. H8em (talk) 02:01, 6 July 2026 (UTC)

doxxing aspies le good

doxxing autists le good not le bad Sooty (talk) 13:17, 6 July 2026 (UTC)

Plants_vs._Zombies_FTW_Classic_Caillou_FTL_2020 did absolutely nothing wrong, you guys just picked a random dude and started bullying him. That's wrong. Take it to the kiwifarms at least Gzard (talk) 14:09, 6 July 2026 (UTC)
>Plants_vs._Zombies_FTW_Classic_Caillou_FTL_2020 did absolutely nothing wrong, you guys just picked a random dude and started bullying him. That's wrong. Take it to the kiwifarms at least Gzard you are Selfish little fuck. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Sooty (talkcontribs)

Award

The Transgender Barnstarfor still seething about your ban and attempting to gain vengeance by clittynuking broot related content award --Carrot (talk) 11:11, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
>half of the contribs are broot-related
>has a screenshot of brootcord
nice sockpuppet broot AwardedAccountAward (talk) 11:16, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
thanks --Carrot (talk) 11:45, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
log in broot Gzard (talk) 11:24, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
BTW i nvked broot template to compete on the weekly leaderboard with User:GauntletThrown, who added {{Delete}} to over 70 images Gzard (talk) 11:24, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
>e-peen measurement tracker racing because of me deciding to flag a lot of bad unused files for deletion
vantaorange topaz gem GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 11:54, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
not even nophono cares about the unused files though Gzard (talk) 11:57, 7 July 2026 (UTC)

make me auto confirmed

give me please Sooty (talk) 11:32, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

Ask User:Cobblestone, i can't do this. Gzard (talk) 11:33, 9 July 2026 (UTC)

Bro

Pedo jokes result in a 3 day ban not 2 hours. Tar (talk) 14:25, 13 July 2026 (UTC)

It was just a template and it didn't seem like something foodists usually joke about Gzard (talk) 14:38, 13 July 2026 (UTC)

Regarding templates marked for deletion

Consider archiving templates using {{Archived template}} instead of deleting them outright, mainly as to not bloat the deleted templates article further when they eventually get added. 〜 MarketPliers (talk) 12:14, 14 July 2026 (UTC)

you gave me approver template on my user page but I can’t do shit

What happened? MuhBalenciaga1488 (talk)

I was just horsing around Gzard (talk) 15:43, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
fix it please MuhBalenciaga1488 (talk)

stop spamming that on talkpages

fenriris didnt agree to reversing the gradingcaust yet, he still has to approve my template existing Cobblestone (talk) 04:32, 19 July 2026 (UTC)

ok he just approved it knock yourself out {{e|gem}} Cobblestone (talk) 11:10, 19 July 2026 (UTC)
kys cobblenigger fenriris will undo every single bad change you made to this place, also i won. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 11:17, 19 July 2026 (UTC)
Thanks. I guess {{e|wholesome}} Fenriris 🐺 11:23, 19 July 2026 (UTC)
>kys cobblenigger fenriris will undo every single bad change you made to this place, also i won. ~ Spruce 🌲 (talk) 18:50, 19 July 2026 (UTC)

can you help me out on this article?

Django. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 09:51, 22 July 2026 (UTC)

What do you need? Gzard (talk) 10:01, 22 July 2026 (UTC)
help in expanding it Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 10:03, 22 July 2026 (UTC)
Stop writing in trooncase holy shit Gzard (talk) 10:10, 22 July 2026 (UTC)

What does Auto-Moderated mean????

i dont know what it means IAmAMoralfag (talk) 11:48, 22 July 2026 (UTC)

It means your edits no longer have to approved by jannies. Gzard (talk) 11:52, 22 July 2026 (UTC)
Oh i didn't know that IAmAMoralfag (talk) 11:54, 22 July 2026 (UTC)

Bro.

First you go bootlicking cobblestone then you try to stop a gegbvll from getting hwaahsed. Grow a pair. Tar (talk | email) 12:26, 25 July 2026 (UTC)

i would like to point out that SOME OF YOU are acting like im worse that TVRKpreme Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 12:29, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
Who? Tar (talk | email) 12:30, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
supreme, or as i like to call xim, tvrkpreme Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 12:31, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
No as in who is saying you are worse than Supreme? Tar (talk | email) 12:31, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
people are acting like it. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 12:33, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
Nobody is {{e|kek}} Tar (talk | email) 12:33, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
paranoid sure is. lots of people are. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 12:36, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
Meds hes only shitflinging with you. Tar (talk | email) 12:38, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
he, along side many more users on the booru AND here, seem to hate me to this insane degree, acting like i post tvrkeralds on the daily. Aryan_warrior aka MINT (talk) 12:39, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
Yeah because youre a lolcow, theyre mocking you. Tar (talk | email) 12:40, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
how am i bootlicking cobblestone? I was the one of the initiators of Undo the gradingcaust protest on the Talk:Main_Page/2. I've hated on Template:Gradingbox as well.
>She doesn't really deserves this. Gradingcaust and supreme shit were bad but I don't think that she deserves this Tar (talk | email) 12:47, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
facts though, i was on the wiki half a year ago and i believe that it was steadily improving, up until the gradingcaust Gzard (talk) 12:49, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
{{e|jsid}} At least stop trying to protect a gegbull from da hwaahsment, making fun of people and being a big meanie is sharty kulchur newsoi. Tar (talk | email) 12:54, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
*YEAR and a half agofuggen dyslexa.
Harassing innocent people is bad, actually. It's actually a more of an UTTP behaviour. Like Sooty above mi, who advocated for harrasing an innocent autistCHAD named Plants_VS_Zombies_FTW_Classic_Caillou_FTL_2020. There was also a recent UTTP falseflag raid when they doxed and hacked some other random autistGOD and falseflagged as sharty Gzard (talk) 13:11, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
Laughing at a booru gegbull for fucking his cousin many after having 4 beers is nothing like harassing some random 'tist. Tar (talk | email) 13:13, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
The way you guys were laughing I think was excessive, he's a good editor after all (I don't concern myself with booru raisin) Gzard (talk)
Youre a massive cuck. Tar (talk | email) 13:18, 25 July 2026 (UTC)

Reminder that the wiki is meant to be unbiased

Your job is to archive information about soy culture, events, people, and stick to the truth AT ALL TIMES with no exception. White washing pages based on your own personal bias won't improve the wiki and you're only going to start appearing as 'dead weight'. Paranoid (talk) 13:08, 25 July 2026 (UTC)

Projection Gzard (talk) 13:12, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
Are you saying I lied about everything I recorded on aryan warriors user page? Because I don't think you mean that Paranoid (talk) 13:15, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
I didn't do anything with his user page meds Gzard (talk) 13:17, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
whoops i meant his wiki page Paranoid (talk) 13:18, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
I don't think you lied about EVERYTHING you've said about him, but I do think that you was biased and excessively harassing Gzard (talk) 13:23, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
>you was biased
Why are these creatures even allowed to edit an english wiki? And I didn't make it harassing; if you couldn't tell already, incest is a very disgusting topic to most people. A little humor doesn't immediately kill the readers vibe Paranoid (talk) 13:28, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
How is he projecting. Tar (talk | email) 13:18, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
He was the one who was biased to aryan warrior Gzard (talk) 13:23, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
I think he shares the same views as almost anyone i.e. "aryan_warrior is a funny lolcow to laugh at and make fun of". Tar (talk | email) 13:26, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
I don't think that the article should be written in the way that frames this incident as his entire online persona. I don't oppose doing something similar to Supreme's page for example Gzard (talk) 13:31, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
I thought it would be useful to include aspects of aryan warrior's personality so I could offer an explanation as to why he randomly told a bunch of people that he had sex with his cousin. Paranoid (talk) 13:41, 25 July 2026 (UTC)


It doesnt doe. But its a pretty notable thing hes done so its naturally going to be one of the main focuses of the article. Tar (talk | email) 13:33, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
It does doe Gzard (talk) 13:37, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
Nothing I told no lie, I only told the story of events that are PUBLICLY AVAILABLE in this section for ANYPONY to read. Your ignorance is unbearable. Paranoid (talk) 13:29, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
I didn't imply that you've lied. Gzard (talk) 13:31, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
By saying I'm biased after I documented the info, you imply that you're accusing me of withholding the truth or adulterating it. Paranoid (talk) 13:34, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
I don't think that you've understood what I have said. Gzard (talk) 13:37, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
I just told you that this is what you imply when you say I'm projecting. It doesn't matter what you meant because this is what this language means. Paranoid (talk) 13:41, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
Proposition
  • Keep both {{Clittycel}} AND {{Aryan}} in the display of the templatewrapper.
  • Remove the quotes and the image from IRC logs table.
  • Keep everything else as the latest revision.
The quotes are the funniest shit ever let him get mocked for being incestuous with his cousin bro. Tar (talk | email) 13:40, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
I think that quotes frame him in an excessively negative way, and for an outsider they look like as if they were added by some bullies. Gzard (talk) 13:47, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
Excessively negative
I was extremely fair. I would have left the page alone and made that my final edit but you are insistent that it's problematic when it really isn't that bad. Paranoid (talk) 13:54, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
Rejected, if we removed the beer incident then he is a nophono. --Gem Gem (talk) 13:46, 25 July 2026 (UTC) 13:46, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
I didn't propose to remove the ENTIRE SECTION. Just the quotes and that image Gzard (talk) 13:47, 25 July 2026 (UTC)
Forcing this information onto people in an attempt to court attention is a crime in itself. Obviously this was going to back fire, I'm simply repeating what everyone else is thinking; this is valuable information.
Paranoid (talk) 13:52, 25 July 2026 (UTC)

Gzard be like.

>I'm a sad lonely FAGGOT here's some embarrassing information about me PLEASE DON'T BULLY ME WITH IT
<Dont worry Aryan_warrior, i got your back! I'll protect you from those big fat meanies.

Tar (talk | email) 13:55, 25 July 2026 (UTC)

gzard is aryan_warrior's cousin that pegged him AwardedAccountAward (talk) 13:57, 25 July 2026 (UTC)