Bipolar affective disorder

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Bipolar Affective Disorder, also known simply as "bipolar" and yeye "im evil" HH disorder, is a stinkin mental health disorder characterized by periods of acute mania (a delusional, euphoric state that can causes extremely vivid hallucinations/beliefs about oneself or others), followed by intense depression (being sad and not being able to feel pleasure).

It works via the circadian rhythm and D2/D3 dopamine receptors, but much else is not known. It is understood that during mania, dopamine floods neurons in the limbic system, particularly the mesolimbic dopamine pathway. This results in the person having elevated mood, less restraint/risk factoring, and delusional beliefs. After about 3 months or so, the brain eventually gives out. This combination of neurochemical and physical exhaustion leads to depression, as your neurons literally lack enough "juice" to produce the necessary neurotransmitters for mood stabilization, leading to the brain being under activated. People in the depression phase can be cationic (can not reply to stimuli), emotionally unstable, unable to feel pleasure, and suicidal. After about 3 months, the cycle starts again.

Kanye has popularized mania in the modern day mainly through his wholesome, family friendly songs in mid 2025.

Phases of Bipolar

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Mania:

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During mania/hypomania, people usually have the following symptoms:

If you see someone in mania, please contact the local PD and avoid conversation with the individual. Talking to them will feed their paranoid delusions, even if you are of well-meaning.

Depression:

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Main article: Depression

Depression hits them hard like your mom after seeing you browse the sharty. The following are common:

Treatment

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The treatment for Bipolar is relatively simple. There have been thousands of drugs developed to cure it because manic people are annoying.

  • MEEEEDDDSSSSSSS. Primailry Antipsychotics/D2 antagonists and Anticonvulsants/Mood stabilizers (Literally Risperdal, Haldol, Lithium, and Valproate. das it. They ALL work).
  • bibisi therapy FAILED. SHOWED ZERO IMPROVEMENT.
  • /Calm/ - always works for schizos.
  • -ACK[only joking nusoi, we love you very much.]

Notable sufferers

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See also

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  • Post-Traumatic Salt Stress Disorder
  • Autism Spectrum Disorder
  • Schizophrenia - Literal brother of Bipolar
  • Realistic Panic Attack O Algo Disorder