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Soyphilia

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>DOCTOOOOOOOOS THIS NIGGA WANTS TO RAPE ME
SOYPHILIA IS HORRENDOUS PALESTINIAN BRIMSTONE RIPPED FROM THE CORE OF OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!
Doesnt this make you want to grab a bottle of sproke, chud?

Some members of the soyjak community reported that they developed sexual attraction towards soyjaks calling them "cute", and "kind of hot actually". Proving that some of y'all niggers need to take your meds.[1]

Soysexuality[edit | edit source]

Soysexual pride flag

Being a soysexual means to only have sexual attraction towards Soyboys, meaning men that lack masculine traits, but are not feminine either (AKA incels). A study shows that roughly 25% of the Sharty[Marge...] is soysexual, and only visits the website to goon to Soyjaks. Some people are born soysexual, as they are part soy (see transsoy section), meaning that their cum is comprised of soy milk.

Transsoy[edit | edit source]

Transsoy pride flag

Transsoys are people who identify as a soyjak and sometimes turn themselves into one via a gruesome process called soy reassignment surgery. It goes as follows:

  1. Begin with peeling off all your skin (must be done on your own)
  2. Then via injection, replace half of your blood with soy milk.
  3. Finally, you must get your fellow Rapeson to take one of his murdered soyjak faces and staple it onto your own.

You are now a Neo-Jak! Now go goon your soyclitty and fuck off.

Citations

  1. fauci
Soyphilia
is part of a series on
Mental health
>NOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA TAKE MY MEDS!
Illnesses and Conditions [-+]
Treatments [-+]

BBC therapyMedsDoctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape TherapyMeditationMental AsylumSleepSoyicide