Soyphilia

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! Soyphiles hallucinated it again award

>DOCTOOOOOOOOS THIS NIGGA WANTS TO RAPE ME

Doesnt this make you want to grab a bottle of sproke, chud?

Some members of the soyjak community reported that they developed sexual attraction towards soyjaks calling them "cute", and "kind of hot actually". Proving that some of y'all niggers need to take your meds.

Soysexuality

Soysexual pride flag

Being a soysexual means to only have sexual attraction towards Soyboys, meaning men that lack masculine traits, but are not feminine either (AKA incels). A study shows that roughly 25% of soyteens^[Marge...] are soysexual, and only visit the website to goon to Soyjaks. Some people are born soysexual, as they are part soy (see transsoy section), meaning that their cum is comprised of soy milk.

Circa February 2025, 'teens have began to notice a recent influx of homosexual ship faggotry between the two variants Chudjak and Wholesome Soyjak, not only is this out of character as Chud was literally designed to hate faggots but its clear that offsiters are incapable of making gems and can only destroy what 'jakkers have made. The videos feature homosexually suggestive themes and would imply there is some kind of relationship between the two 'jaks. As it turns out, it doesn't stem from the 'cord but from some fat latina bitch on the 'tok.

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  An average soysexual fantasizing
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  An example of homoerotic art made by a soysexual

Transsoy

Transsoy pride flag

Transsoys are people who identify as a soyjak and sometimes turn themselves into one via a gruesome process called reassoygnment surgery. It goes as follows:

1. Begin with peeling off all your skin (must be done on your own)
2. Then via injection, replace half of your blood with soy milk.
3. Finally, you must get your fellow Rapeson to take one of his murdered soyjak faces and staple it onto your own.

You are now a Neo-Jak! Now go goon your soyclitty and fuck off.

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  Ripping the skin off
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  Injecting the soy
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  Putting the jak's face on
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  A proud transSoy!

Gapephilia

A gapephile spotted in the wild

Gapephilia is the romantic or sexual attraction to the soyjak variant Gapejak. It is a subtype of soyphilia. There have been many recorded cases of gapephilia within the community, in fact, female versions of the variant were designed by heterosexual gapephiles. We don't know why these people want to fuck a fat hairy kraut with a large gaping mouth, but it may have something to do with SFS (Sharty fixation syndrome).

Known Gapephiles

• Gapelee
• The guy that drew subvariant:blowjob_gapejak
• Clubson
• Women, as he gets all da h0es

See also

• Self-insert_syndrome

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Soyphilia is part of a series on Mental health

Illnesses and Conditions [-+] Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Zoophilia

Treatments [-+] BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide