Post-traumatic stress disorder
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PTSD, also known as post-traumatic salt stress disorder, the disease all the troons fake having, shell shock, and your dad disorder, is a friggin mental health disorder characterized by unwarranted aggression towards others, general paranoia of authority, depression/apathy, and a necessary need to protect ones self (self preservation) against perceived threats. It is mainly caused by an excess activation of α1 norepinephrine receptors (NE) in the brain during a life threatening event which suppresses the hippocampus (your memory/context part of the brain). This in turn causes the event to never be fully processed and stored, which leads to the person having an overactivated amygdala (threat alarm) and never being able to fully calm down due to the brain still believing there is a threat somewhere o algo.
Most people who claim to have PTSD on the internet are actually self diagnosed failtrolls who want an excuse to get mad at their parents for forcing them to go outside because "oh mommy i remember when you paddled my ass when i was watching jewtube poops or something so now i dont trust you and i HAVE to stay inside because of MY truama -ACK!"
Besides failtrolls, the disorder is also used as an excuse by A TON of troons and pooners to excuse shitty behavior done on der 'cord to children and the weak (suicide baiting), even though the system of PTSD usually acts as a defense mechanism to protect someone from the possibility of reoccurring trauma, not the other way around. People who really have/had PTSD act much different then the self diagnosed retards on reddit.
Symptoms
[edit | edit source]- Outward aggression towards others, especially to those who are brown or mooslim.🗝️
- Intrusive paranoid thoughts pertaining to the event reoccurring soon.
- Always on guard/inability to calm down in peaceful situations (fight or flight).
- Hyperarousal (the overaction of the central nervous system, not GIGA-HORNY you GOONER).
- Always scanning your surroundings for potential threats (even when you are in a safe location).
- Exaggerated startle response combined with psychosomatic symptoms (such as raised resting heart rate, etc).
- Apathy, anhedonia, and depression-like symptoms due to feeling constantly in danger.
- Dissociation and derealization (NOT DISSOCIATIVE IDENITY DISORDER, IT'S DIFFERENT).
- Potential risk of suicide from guilt.
- Easily irritated and frustrated; imagine a grown man having a caca temper tantrum over SNCA.
- (Usually the most faked symptom by troons) Visual/somatic flashbacks of the good 'ol days (because the hippocampus is failing and being a tard).
How to Spot a Self-Diagnosed
[edit | edit source]- Their "trauma" is usually stupid as shit and retarded. (Ex. "my dad yelled at me!")
- When asked about their """symptoms,""" they only talk about flashbacks. Flashbacks are indeed a sign of PTSD, but they are secondary compared to the more unsettling symptoms like THE FUCKING RAGE RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
- They only bring up their diagnoses when convenient or to prove a point even though MOST people who have it are ashamed to bring it up.
- They take ZERO meds or they say they take something generic like "antidepressants" or "SSRIs" without further context.
How to Get PTSD
[edit | edit source]To get PTSD in the most effective and easiest way possible, you must engage with at least ONE of these (even though its actually more complicated and arises from the brain interpreting something as a threat and not processing it properly)
- Browsing the Salt era sharty - pretty self explanatory.
- Joining the army - just make sure you survive.
- Attempting to contact Rapeson in real life - VERY dangerous and NOT recommended NUSOI.
- Being molested by Rapeson.
- stop t
aking ZE MEDS and living in ZE PODS and eating ZE BUGSYou VILL take your meds. You VILL continute to have erectile dysfunction. - Fail -ACK'ing yourself[please don't actually try this we all love you very much nusoi]
- Bein VHITE ein duh UNITTED STAYTES OF AMHERICA.
- Recording an Indian being near a train.
- Having an asian as an uber driver.
- Turning off the NSFW filter because nate said so.
- Chopping your very small and tiny biwisi off.
- Joining an ABDL furry 'cord server.
- Meeting Kuz on /soy/.
- Talking to Salt about the gore issue.
- Have a black person as your pilot.
Conclusion
[edit | edit source]You get the idea. Just do something retarded or have something retarded done to you. Preferably, have the outcome be that you lost control of the situation in some horrific way.
Treatment
[edit | edit source]According to the DSM-5 (NWO pill book), PTSD is extremely hard to treat and takes months if not years of progress to be fixed. Here are the best known current treatments:
- bibisi therapy (EMDR Therape)
- Meds. Lots of them. (SSRIs, TCAs, Anticonvulsants/mood stabilizers, and A1/Beta blockers). Being serious, an α1 receptor blocker like Prazosin or a non-selective β receptor blocker/Beta Blocker like Propranolol combined with a high dose of an SSRI like sertraline is the best and most common method of treating the disorder realistically. Just don't rely on drugs too much and become obsessed with ze pills and find a good psychiatrist.
- Finding the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart and becoming a moralDEITY.
- /Calm/
- logging off
- Realizing that the sharty isn't a sekrit club and finally putting yourself to rest
People Who Have PTSD
[edit | edit source]See also
[edit | edit source]- ADHD
- Autism Spectrum Disorder
- Bipolar Affective Disorder
- Schizophrenia (
THEY'RE IN THE WALLS) - Realistic panic attack disorder or something
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