Soyteen-occupied government

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

THIS ARTICLE IS A HOAX The subject of this article is about as real as the Goonclown is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke.

Soyteen Occupied Government also known as SOG, refers to the fact that a minority of Soyteens have aligned themselves with Trump administration, which began on January 20, 2025. Some members of Trump's cabinet and family are suspected of being 'teens themselves, particularly J.D. Vance, Eric Trump, Barron Trump, and Pete Hegseth.^{[they just are, ok?]}

Background

Donald Trump had previously been the 45th president of the United States from 2017 to 2021, but the Sharty didn't exist for most of that time span. Many soyteens supported Trump during his 2024 re-election bid and dunked on all the seething troons when he won.

Administration

The Trump administration has taken several actions that align with the Sharty's goals, including making troons seethe and deporting Meximutts.

Government Xitter Accounts

It is suspected that some government Xitter accounts are run by Soyteens, particularly the account of the Department of Homeland Security and the account of Customs and Border Protection. On August 26, 2025, the CBP account replied to a post by the DHS account with a gem emoji, suggesting they know about Gemeralds.

Notable Events

• Some parts of the War on Reddit
  • Operation Yes Kings
• ICEBlock raid

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