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Woman
Women exist and are not a psyop to control You, you WILL NOT investigate this further!
>Saar women are not real and are hecking psyop to control me, or however I LARP as schizo.
Women, who are like totally also known by incels as an foid, are like totes humans with like a natural ability to produce egg cells in their ovaries, or whatevs. They also literally posess something called a clitoris, which is like a sex organ literally located at the top of the vulva and literally exists primarily for sexual pleasure or whatevs, make sure to like give it a lick and or rub it when sexing your foid.
Despite being like literally ~50% of the world's population, Women totally make up an extremely low minority of the Soymmunity's population DOE their population is growing each day[it just is, ok?] This is like literally due to a lot of women being more concerned about makeup, modern pop music, true crime drama, left-wing politics, Twitter, astrology, conforming to societal norms, penises over 6 inches in length, not cooking, McDonald's, charging their phones, twerking, being bisexual, eating hot chips, lying, not dating chuds like me, and breaking my heart rather than caring about Soyjaks and the Soy Community, amirite? They are like totally the original inspiration behind male to female transgender individuals; alternatively, some women literally become pooners in an attempt to transition into men or whatevs.
Some women are known to like literally organize on crystal.cafe[1], also known as the 'fe, and on lolcow.farm[2], also known as the Lartynophono ever calls it that. However, the true proportion of like actual women on these sites, as opposed to like trannies or larping males,kinda the same thing geg is not currently known.
List of literally real women[edit | edit source]
- Every human who is like born female at birth
(Me) because I'm a valid transgirlmeds now- At least one soyteen
- (You)r mom
- probably You
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Women literally on the Sharty[edit | edit source]
Contrary to like popular belief, women totally do use the sharty. Most of them are 'tok users, amirite? These women are like literally either unwashed mentally ill teenagers, SISA women drawfags, or pooners (pooners moved to the schlog and then the shroom). They are also like totally behind most wholesomino wholesome 'jak stuff and soyjak animation meme trends or whatevs.
Opinions on women on the Sharty are liek totes divided but the majority of soyteens seem to like totally love women. This can be like literally confirmed by the semi-frequent wars and arguments seen erupting over whether misogyny is based and aryan or brown FNF clittycel larpercore niggershitskin behavior or whatevs.[3] Additionally, many soyteens literally either want to have a girlfriend or already have a girlfriend meds.
The number of women also seems to be literally increasing. As of 2026, women blogposts and various other women-related threads are like rapidly appearing. This may be 'teens LARPing, but they like sometimes post pictures of their eyes or whatever to that effect confirming that they are like TRVE women and also attentionwhores. This may like open for a theoretical "Foid Takeover Theory."
Also, a woman like literally currently owns this very wiki.
How to get a Woman[edit | edit source]
In order for (You) to like totally have biological children, you have to like totally find yourself one of these things, but unfortunately Nuwomen are often like sluts and the ones that aren't are SLFs so it can be like literally mentally straining to a man.
Depending on like your looks or aura most women will like literally ignore you in real life and interacting with them is more often than not, a net negative as you could get maced just for trying to do so.
When you like finally do get a girlfriend, take her to dates and when enough time has passed you eventually marry her. Make sure you don't waste time and instantly impregnate her so she can't leave you or whatevs[evendoe she can AND VVILL].
9 months later she'll like totes go into labor and (You) must like literally rush her to the hospital (unless you're like a nigger, then that's your cue to GTFO). During birth she'll like push a caca out of her vagina which she will spend the next 18 years raising with you, amirite?
And just like that, you're now like totally a Gigachad family guy with children and a loving wifey! The Jews literally failed in preventing you from having children by trooning you out, getting you killed, or making you an anti-natalist faggot.
