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Hearts of Iron 4 is (((Jewish))).

Hearts of Iron 4, also known as HOI4, is a A24 kino grand strategy game played by autists. It takes place during WW2 and allows you to play various countries, including the Third Reich; furthermore the Holocaust is never mentioned in the base game.🗝️ This game has a reputation for being played by both chuds and trannies, a quite unusual phenomenon, but understandable as both of those groups are mostly composed of autists.

Paradox Interactive, the publisher of HOI4, despite being from Sweden, is run without a doubt by jews, who charge you $20+ for DLCs that add underdeveloped content that doesn't even work. If you really want to get the DLCs, just don't be a retard and remember to pirate them instead of wasting your money.

HOI4 mods[edit | edit source]

As vanilla HOI4 can become boring over time, there exist some mods that add content or change the game altogether, usually being set in alternate history settings.

Gameplay mods[edit | edit source]

  • TNO: A formerly gemmy mod where Germany won WW2, but lately it was hijacked by troons who changed it so that nothing ever happens. 'teens tried to dox its troon developers in Operation TTD, and even though some info was dug up, it ultimately was dnb. It was one of the most revolutionary mods of hold hoi4, such as making UI overhauls, superevents, and expansive narrative-based focus trees popular.
    • TNO: Requiem: The REAL TNO successor. It began as a mod that completes the 80s content for Russia (including war with Germany), but is now a complete fork of TNO.
    • TNO: Rides Again: A KiwiFarms fork of TNO that restores stuff like Atlantropa and adds more content to some countries, but also is based on an old version of TNO that lacks Guangdong (cut out one of the best countries in TNO award).
  • TFR: A mediocre mod where America explodes and Braniggers, Leftists, glowies, Biden and Trump rise up, surely more fun than TNO, but still retarded to a certain extent. Also Jews can take total control in Europe, with Klaus Schwab coming to power and establishing the world government, where people eat the bugs and then rebel. It was made by Braniggers but at least it's the gemmiest mod of today decent but overrated.
  • Road to 56: A notable mod known for adding extra focuses to countries, stereotypically associated with users who can't afford DLC.
  • Kaiserreich: A mediocre overpolished mod where Germany wins WW1, the devs still write the mod like vanilla hoi4 slop thoughbeit. Started out as a hoi2 mod.
  • Kaiserredux: A vantapurple version of Kaiserredux that has more SQVL, but it's also full of actual slop Reddit-tier content that exists for the sake of sounding schizophrenic or edgy[ev&oe the mod hasn't been developed like that for half a decade now]
  • TWR: TNO, but somehow even more boring and poorly written
  • Red Flood: A good mod known for it's schizophrenic leaders and it's art-deco and avant-garde aesthetics. Formerly from the perspective of someone from the Kaiserreich universe wondering if WW1 was a stalemate, now's it's in it's own independent timeline.
  • Old World Blues: A mod centred around the Fallout universe where the anarchic-DNB lands of ameriKKKa can become hecking wholesome and gender affirming, wowzers!
  • Cold War Iron Curtain: A World Divided: TNO but the troonery was exchanged for x10 longer content where literally nothing ever happens during it and it's twice as slow.
  • Pax Brittanica: A mod where the USA lost the revolutionary war and Britain🗝️ (and Russia I guess) is the global superpower.🗝️ It also features a steampunk world because Tesla did funny stuff and you can commit mass-warcrimes and body horror.
  • Red World: A mod where the Soviet Union won the cold war, original creator died of cancer so the mod has been split between various splinters.
  • Millennium Dawn: An abhorent modern-day mod where the U.I is vastly overcomplicated, the factions are unbalanced, there's a million minigame gimmicks and nothing ever happens. Can be barely be called a game at this point.
  • Novum Vexillum: Another modern-day mod but with less bloat.
  • North America Divided: A mod where America (and Canada and Mexico) all got balkanised and you've got to fight to reunite them. There are custom focus-trees for a lot of states but the mod is heavily sandbox focused.
  • Collapsing World: Rise of Radicalism: A mod where WW1 raped everybody so everybody became a schizophrenic. The Satanist path for Britain was written by some woman who was leaking about her fetishes and one of the main developer's is a muslim who makes anti-LGBT sigma edits.
  • Führerreich (formerly Führerredux): What if Germany lost WW1 from the perspective of people in the Kaiserreich universe.
  • 1984 - Revolution: Literally 1984.
  • Any other mod: SNCA that did not have any impact.

Aesthetic and localisation mods[edit | edit source]

  • Soyjak Party: Gemmy mod that replaces some countries' leaders and other gfx with soyjaks and sharty's admins.
  • Tranime mods: Not a single mod, but a genre of mods where leader portraits are replaced with tranime girls, these portraits are not the original leaders put in an anime style, but rather they literally are replaced with anime girls for no reason, often involves goonbait brimstone.
  • Chinese translation mods: Mods that translate other mods into the Mandarin language, quite common for any notable mod.

Relations to the soysphere[edit | edit source]

Kuz seemed to know HOI4 and once made a post on his 'gram hoping for a hoi4 mod set in the 2020s.

During the Soyvil War 4, a HOI4 roleplay thread based around the conflict was briefly made on /soy/, receiving more than 200 replies and being stickied for half an hour. [1]

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